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The LeMarchand Configuration

𝖂𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖘𝖚𝖈𝖍 𝖘𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙𝖘 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖍𝖔𝖜 𝖞𝖔𝖚.

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It can edit pdfs. Do you know how much of a fucking pain that is, yet it can totally do it.

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Someone has literally recreated Photoshop feature for feature, for free, in the browser 🤯

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@stapletapeworms RIGHT imagine being movie studio marketing now, where people are just deciding to either make your movie flop or a massive success and it's completely impossible to predict or influence

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seeing cishet guys doing the "i am Looking Respectfully" thing no you're not you get away from her

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@socialaskan agreeing with midsommar or: how you managed to be convinced by a white supremacist cult in a movie

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@bigsnugga And will get the cops called for just being together outside, even places like malls will bounce them just for being in a group of 3 people

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@capybaroness speedrunning catholicism by immediately declaring yourself an antipope

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3 years

fuck it, just replace Morrissey with Rick Astley so we can go back to enjoying the Smiths

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Rick Astley singing ‘This Charming Man’ with Blossoms tonight at the London Forum. 🕺

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@DragonflyJonez Just the absolute hackiest shit so he can nail himself to a cross he built himself

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Fievel was Mouse Displaced by Mouse Anti-Semitic Mouse Pogroms like that's not even subtext and metaphor, it's just actual text in the story

Comrade Sisko 🖖🏾✊🏿

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@zayaway god, read it in her voice and everything

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@catmilf420 it's like neanderthal brain reflex

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@heyMAKWA "Of course the weight of the stairs can be held on that single 4x4, those other studs were just decorative"

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@IdahoBones @socialaskan Card charges are like, 2-3%, so they've reaaaaally just snitched on themselves how much they're underpaying their staff.

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@shadowfan998 just think of all the money being left on the table without those twice daily direct flights from Tasmania to Tierra del Fuego, would be the new Heathrow to JFK

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@DaveMcNamee3000 @MissPavIichenko if you didn't steal absolutely everything not nailed down, you're an unthinkably better person than me

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@Boringstein she's found the sweet spot between "still probably makes a bunch of money" and "can probably walk down the street unbothered by people"

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5 years

I really hate how people take the "religion is the opium of the people" quote totally out of context. "Religion is the sigh of the oppressed creature, the heart of a heartless world, and the soul of soulless conditions. Religion is the opium of the people."

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@Srirachachau The fact that they knew this was such a good bit they were happy to dedicate basically an entire minute of a 22-minute show to it, despite "Homer dials a long phone number slowly" sounding ridiculous speaks for how good their writing staff was

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@bigsnugga gonna sound boomery but everything new is a scam entire global financial system is held up on the scaffolding of "literally everything produced now has to be scamming the consumer"

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2 years

what i love even more about whenever I see Reznor HVAC is: IT'S THE SAME REZNOR THE COMPANY WAS FOUNDED BY TRENT'S GREAT GRANDFATHER

pixel enthusiast

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2 years

you can have my circulation 🎶 you can have the heat that it brings 🎶 you can have my absence of filth 🎶 you can have nice air to breath 🎶 -vent reznor

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@polypocketknife plus you leave a camera streaming literally anywhere on earth and you've just started a stopwatch for SOMEONE to flash their tits at it

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@sapphyreblayze It's the genuine anger in the delivery of "WHAT WERE YOU THINKING"

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@DragonflyJonez Kareem won more college titles than he lost games. Like, that fact alone sounds fake because it's that fuckin implausible but it HAPPENED

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@cvasilevski @LeavittAlone Both of them. No-fault divorce didn't exist, so if the couple wanted a divorce, they'd hire her to create a fault (in this case, "adultery") to justify the divorce legally.

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@detachment_red @lacking_sleep i stand by my idea that Jagged Little Pill should be issued to every girl as a matter of law

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@tallntran @socialaskan more than one!

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3 months

If a company gives you a Macbook Air, there's a chance the company might not exist next week If a company gives you a Thinkpad, you've got a job for life and that Thinkpad will still be working when you retire

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1 year

also Elvira and her gf

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5 years

You're not going to be "drafted" you credulous fucking dopes, they have no need for you when there are millions of people conditioned into the death cult who will serve willingly.

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2 years

the multi billion dollar company won hope this helps

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@Srirachachau As always, the downfall of rightwing reactionary comedy is they end up just getting angry at whatever they're meant to be making jokes at

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@telushk @cyberpunkisdead A Tegan and Sara Concert

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@capybaroness yeah france has never harboured nazis

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The further away from any aesthetic we get in time, the more people presume it was expensive Scene was not expensive at the time! Goth was not expensive at the time!

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y’all are starting to piss me off at its core scene is literally this with some monster energy tabs as a necklace and a shitty filter

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i had nuclear weapon autism as a teen so i can absolutely say without question: J Robert Oppenheimer wasn't some troubled genius who didn't grasp what he was doing he KNEW hundreds of thousands of civilians would die, and did it anyway

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@blorbofan it's hard to not get nihilistic knowing how hard people like her fought, only for their ostensible "allies" to immediately betray them

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@bigsnugga it's real fucking telling looking at the replies where every woman is saying she's totally right and every man is denying it touched a nerve

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@jon_bois just wanna make sure that gecko has some walking-around money

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If there's no MF DOOM needledrop, the entire movie was a waste of time

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My only wishlist for the Fantastic Four movie is that after 3 hours of cheesy 1960s needledrops, they play "Doomsday" by MF Doom as soon as they make it to the modern day

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@notPRINCEY @DragonflyJonez Outside an apartment block too, the kids are out shovelling the houses with the two-car garages, going where the money goes

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@Boringstein a story hook that works equally well for screwball comedy and the most terrifying horror you can imagine

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3 years

@DragonflyJonez Pusha's gonna show up to that like Stone Cold Steve Austin

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2 years

thinking of this absolute hero today

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From our Vietnam trip: our guide popped out of a VC tunnel to jokingly scare the vets. Dad yelled at him for 10 min.

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we're right back to Freedom Fries, 2022 is 2002 pt2

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Damn, they even got the Moscow Mule tf up outta here 😂

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@DragonflyJonez it's "my parents hit me and i turned out fine" that gets me you think beating a kid is acceptable, you did NOT "turn out fine"

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holy shit the people saying "DON'T DO READINGS WITH STOLEN CARDS" like giving barnes and noble 20 dollars is what makes them work

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they got all the tarot cards locked up

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@thrilllmonger loOK...

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@eric_shorey @veidtlemania Laura and Mary's outfits are based on Nic Cage's wife and daughter in Con Air!

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@Srirachachau On a related note, extremely funny Disney paid all that money for the terrible Star Wars hotel thing when all they had to do was make a replica of the cantina for people to hang out in

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@gay_goths it's so funny how many of those bands would hate her

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@katya_zamo The answer, as with all things, is lesbianism.

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It's not comparing it to opium as an addictive destruction. It's comparing it to opium as a painkiller.

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@Srirachachau Very much in the style of "but where does that lighting come from?" "Same place the score does"

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@DragonflyJonez Pusha opened up the Hating Spreadsheet and dropped the dossier on Kendrick's doorstep at midnight

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@DragonflyJonez I still can't believe Pusha bullied Drake so hard, he had to become a father Push still has that Ruin Your Life Spreadsheet

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"The abolition of religion as the illusory happiness of the people is the demand for their real happiness. To call on them to give up their illusions about their condition is to call on them to give up a condition that requires illusions."

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@RedLReviews @HakethKOTB

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@DragonflyJonez Best Director Oscar nomination at TWENTY FOUR YEARS OLD

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@carabinerdyke @bloomfilters tell someone i'm attracted to them? but then she'll KNOW

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@AureliaVerity @Srirachachau I'm a horror movie nerd specifically because I happened to see Alien far too young, kids need a bit of transgression like that

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Yes, Marx was anti-religion, but he knew that people turned to religion because all some people had was the happy illusion that religion gave that if they worked hard enough they'd be repaid in kind at some point.

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cool fact: Seth MacFarlane backed up the Simpsons writers when they brought a WGA contract to Fox, MacFarlane said he'd walk away from Family Guy immediately if Fox didn't take that contract, and Fox folded

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EXCLUSIVE: Seth MacFarlane and the showrunners for American Dad and Family Guy are putting down their tools and talents until the Writers Guild of America have a new deal with the studios

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3 years

lets bring back Designer's Republic as an aesthetic

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Wipeout (1995)

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@bloomfilters "sex without men is boring" as I unfurl a 50 foot banner bearing the words SKILL ISSUE

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@tronsgender @rrroooiiirrr @poisonjr Meanwhile the Catholics are trying to engineer a Tom & Jerry situation where they can toss you into a kiddie pool and slingshot a cracker into your mouth at the same time

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@MissPavIichenko also almost certainly a watch and a wrist-mounted compass, those were pretty common

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@slimyswampghost Anatomy has absolutely rancid vibes, in the best way, maybe the most I've ever been scared by a video game

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4 years

Interesting how CNN are just constantly overlooking to mention the fact there's a police precinct in their building? Feel like that should be getting a whole lot more coverage.

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The First Purge has the government sending in the troops to trigger violence because the average people were being chill about the whole thing

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Its really funny how nobody watched those movies and as a result this same tweet has been made a billion trillion times without anybody realizing that this is quite literally the entire premise of the films (that all the violent crime during the purge is a government psyop)

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@zanaruza celestial lesbians celesbians

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4 years

support for cuba continues to be the absolute lowest bar litmus test that people claiming to be revolutionary still bumble into

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@capybaroness nobody talks about the entire society of dominatrixes that show up later

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@judeinlondon Hell, they're considered a center-right party in the US by anyone with even a little political understanding.

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@DragonflyJonez calling your slander before it happens like Babe Ruth calling the shot

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1 year

AY YO I'M GENDIN OVA HEA

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Bro I can't believe new york has an act to prevent discrimination based on gender expression and the fucking acronym for it is GENDA

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man, thank god teslas don't have a long and storied history of bursting into flames for no reason, would really suck if that happened in a tunnel so tight you can't even open your car doors

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god forbid women have hobbies

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@b1g_damage @lacking_sleep What kind of Buddy the Elf breakfast goes through 750ml of syrup BI-MONTHLY

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1 year

"should have been bigger" wanna know how i know you don't remember where you were on 9/11?

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this song should’ve been so much bigger than it was tbh

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@MissPavIichenko any time anyone invokes the finns fighting the USSR, it's always fun to ask "hey what side of ww2 were they on anyway"

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@jessehawken @Srirachachau Zone of Interest and Love Lies Bleeding in the space of about 6 months too, I'd love to know how that's "flattening".

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@bigsnugga Ak's not even starting any words with the letter F because he knows Santana would have his teeth out before he even reached the next letter

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@RaceplayShawty Gaiman's lawyer has just put in an order for a solid gold helicopter

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John Waters himself said he respects Jackass because they managed to get gay BDSM in every movie theatre in america

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@DragonflyJonez i'm still just dying at the idea that Hov, in 2020, has a closet full of FUBU

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@thegrayfruit You put a couple of ice cubes in there? Multiplied the quenchiness

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No band have ever sounded exactly as they looked like Crowbar do

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@yiritolevi74 @obiwormkenobi @backendoc Twin Peaks and Gravity Falls, running hand-in-hand

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@bloomfilters it's used by men almost exclusively as a gotcha for any time anyone mentions women's mental health

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@its_hipolita "I won't miss." during the ice worm fight is easily the coolest moment in gaming this year

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@panarin_misha Let's play a game named "Shinzo Abe"

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@QCPrice @RICHARDLNEWBY It's one of the big draws of Daredevil! Not even an entire city, just a neighborhood.

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@modernenaree @socialaskan my favourite part is giving Kamchatka to Japan, which they don't claim, but not giving Sakhalin, which they do

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R*wling being a T*RF is only a shock if you've not been listening to trans women for what, 10 years? Next you'll be shocked she's antisemitic too.

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two of them: almost none of you have confronted yourselves about how you treat trans butches, and SAY LESBIAN SAY LESBIAN STOP AVOIDING SAYING THE WORD LESBIAN

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5 years

This is why I'm always so reticent to post videos of protests. Because it makes identifying individuals REALLY easy.

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@___inCANdescent @SpookyCandle I hope she's having a good day wherever she is

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2 years

The company responsible for Michelin stars are the same Michelin that makes tires. The restaurant guide was originally an ad to encourage people to drive to those restaurants.