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@thegrayfruit

11 months

today my parents were casually like "yeah so we mightve accidentally crossbred zucchini and pumpkins in our garden this year" LOOK AT THIS MONSTROSITY

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can I just say how hilarious it is that the URL still says twitter. like it still says twitter

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the whole ai created media thing has served as such a harsh reminder that like half the worlds population has 0 standards for art whatsoever and would basically be happy watching baby sensory videos for the rest of their lives

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9 months

something about this drawing of the Persona 3 male protagonist always bothered me and today it finally clicked. it's anime George Washington

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1 year

this line launched me 30 feet in the air

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7 months

legitimately still have nightmares where my brain just basically does this all night. public school fucks you up so bad

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3 months

I think owning this could fix me ...

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4 months

seeing posts like this is just so bleak man.

[archer]

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meanwhile you can get 3 skins for $20 in fort lmfao

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"but the game is free!" yes that's part of the scam "you can just grind to get all the base roster!" yes that's part of the scam "they give you a rotating list of temporary free characters!" yes that's part of the scam!!! none of that shit is necessary!!!

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2 months

tonight we let the Pingus talk

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1 year

God spotted at texas roadhouse today

Supper Mario Broth

@MarioBrothBlog

1 year

Promotional image for an officially licensed 2018 Mario foil helium balloon.

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afraid of playing fallout 1 or 2 bc they might expose the fact that I am and always have been very stupid

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@thegrayfruit

2 years

the titles of the doom franchise are so fucking stupid. ultimate doom, final doom, doom 64, it makes me wanna puke. here's what they SHOULD be. DOOM (1993) DOOM (1994) DOOM (1997) DOOM (2004) DOOM (2016) DOOM (2020)

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1 year

ppl slowly but surely realizing that deliberately acting like a stupid asshole to bait engagement leads you to a life where everyone treats you like a stupid asshole

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11 months

@kingprotus for you my gardening king anything (doesn't look pumpkinny like actual crossbreeds I saw online)

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4 months

60 hours into persona 3 reload

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3 months

typing up a video essay script

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1 month

theres this fucking guy with a Kazuma Kiryu pfp who keeps commenting on random, usually older streams off my VOD channel backlog, he never speaks a word but just lists out timestamps of funny moments and has been doing this for years now. incredible community member

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4 months

I cant fucking believe this shit

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7 months

-cool hot new indie game -you need friends to play it

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5 months

being a grown man is so awesome you can just wake up and say "beeg sandwiche" and just... make beeg sandwiche

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1 month

I remember developers of a REALLY cool looking Peggle-like game messaging me a few years back saying more or less: "hey we're working on a really cool and polished Peggle-type game! at least, we were, until EA sent a copyright threat and now it will never see the light of day!"

Plants vs. Zombies 3: What Could Have Been

@PvZ3_WCHB

1 month

Detailed information about this tomorrow...

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6 months

I kind of figured when the whole dumb ass x thing happened it was like okay, we are probably in a transitory state where they will eventually change all the site's branding to elon musks cringy 7th grader band name. but I guess it's just gonna say twitter forever lol????

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7 months

he will lead the internet into a brighter future. reject pointless hypotheticals. don't indulge disguised harmful rhetoric. the question is wrong

undisputed champ of bookmarked posts

@Papapishu

7 months

Wait a god damn minute

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11 months

persona 5 is the best game ever made because the main character is called joker and the moral of the story is that we live in a society

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10 months

easily a top 5 best animation in the entire ace attorney series

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@thegrayfruit

6 months

I'm very sorry but if your car has one of these Im just straight up not letting you merge

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4 months

@rip_bone hah! the horrifying milking machine that *I'm* hooked up to barely hurts at all!

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1 year

yoshi's story looks like a game that never came out. like cancelled video game that we only ever saw screenshots of, but we actually have the game.

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1 year

featherless ✓ biped ✓ BEHOLD A MAN

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2 months

I bring a hand mirror everywhere I go so when people piss me off I can hold it up and go "this you?"

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1 year

it can look like a PERSON?!?!?!? you're meeting all my standards!!!!!! 🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪

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6 months

sometimes I forget people without ADHD don't see a dragon breathing fire on the turkey when theyre cooking it in the oven... :/

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10 months

touhou fans and danganronpa fans do this really fascinating thing where they basically just ignore how the characters actually act in their respective works and instead just sort of make shit up and play with them like a kid playing with action figures. based?

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4 months

@mechagodzull569 @Klolofill the companies making live service games just had to muscle through the first ten years or so of being heavily criticized and now the people who got addicted when they were 11 have disposable income of their own. talk about a long con

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1 month

"thin air" suggests the existence of thick air

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@thegrayfruit

7 months

link say GYATT when he swing his sword

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@thegrayfruit

8 months

hell na they sold me a tinted loaf at the store

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3 months

why and how did Finn say that

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@thegrayfruit

5 months

adobe premiere (video editing software) when you want to use it to edit videos

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@thegrayfruit

7 months

was not expecting the dumbass pc-98 touhou ending bird to appear in the new scott pilgrim but here we are!

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@thegrayfruit

1 year

been seeing so many posts like this and it's so vindicating. a whole generation realizing the gimmick of mortal kombat is actually kind of childish and pointless and grotesque in a way very few people actually want

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@C418

1 year

I was a fan of gory video games when, like, stuff was, like, super low poly. I have no idea what the audience for the new Mortal Kombat is. Is anyone actually into hyper realistic depictions of how your neck breaks?

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@thegrayfruit

1 year

bro is that fancy pants

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@thegrayfruit

7 months

googling "age of consent in dog years" on my enemies computer then diving out the window and repelling down the side of their house as I hear the distant sound of sirens and helicopters

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2 months

tell me when she makes "DINNERS" then we'll talk

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@thegrayfruit

8 months

Scott the Ehwaz

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@thegrayfruit

11 months

on my deathbed watching 500 people tag me with this

Nintendo of America

@NintendoAmerica

11 months

Tag that friends who's having a ruff day.

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@thegrayfruit

7 months

everyone look at my amazing adorable chinchilla buddy taking his dust bath. please tell him he is doing a great job

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@thegrayfruit

3 months

ok you asked for it. cocktail table with form fitting spandex cover

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1 year

apparently the harlem shake is actually an old ass dance but I definitely learned that 5 minutes ago. talk about aging like a fine wine

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@thegrayfruit

5 months

APOLLO NO!!!!!

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7 months

SANNA !!!!!

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@thegrayfruit

2 years

@TomeiTyler @D4hz4hn I will explain for you then. it's because those silly things don't just exist in a vacuum isolated from the rest of the world, they greedily soak up all the media attention, talent and revenue while things often seen as more deserving are left to feed off table scraps. get it?

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@thegrayfruit

2 years

"how many retweets to make-" how about I throw a dark souls 1 poison dagger directly at your penis

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1 year

water is the only drink that actually quenches thirst. literally any flavor or texture of any kind removes the quenchiness.

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@thegrayfruit

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Nintendo of America

@NintendoAmerica

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Making games is more fun with everyone in RPG MAKER WITH! Create your perfect game with user-friendly tools, intuitive controls, and online sharing. Coming to #NintendoSwitch October 11th!

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3 months

we call this smudge pattern "the Balatro Zone"

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@thegrayfruit

10 months

Im a banana and Lark is harry dubois. come say hi at pax you freaks

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@thegrayfruit

9 months

why the fuck is jeopardy *like that* like oooOooooOooo!!! the questions are answersss and the answers are questionsss!!! we wear shoes on our hands and gloves on our feeeeet!!! cereal for dinnerrr!!! fuck off regis

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@thegrayfruit

1 year

I present to you the worst picture ever taken of me

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@thegrayfruit

9 months

nuking all interest in my channel by spending an entire year streaming every main line final fantasy game in a row starting with 1

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Fucking Weirdo Starts With Final Fantasy 1

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7 months

when I was like 14 I was lucky enough to go on a family vacation to hawaii and we snorkeled in hanauma bay and I remember following around a little guy that looked a lot like this just watching him munch and the best part was I could HEAR him munch. chrmp chrmp chrmp. amazing

Дэмиен 𓆣 🌞 🪶

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4 months

imagine being an animal and you don't know what a dream is but you still have dreams every night and just have to be like "what the fuck was that" every morning

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2 months

pit in SSBB when he does his side b:

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9 months

if beauty and the beast was made today the footstool dog wouldve been a main character and been prominently featured in all the trailers and posters

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@thegrayfruit

7 months

what about a video game

akii 💕

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7 months

I'm still under the opinion that Smash Bros would be a lot better suited for a show. Not a movie.

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@thegrayfruit

3 months

streaming with real facecam but imitating perfectly all the movements and mannerisms of a vtuber model

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@thegrayfruit

9 months

I hope some day we come up with a nice succinct term for the mid-2010s/2020s pop gaming style (so that I can be a hater more efficiently)

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me if thirsting for fictional characters was illegal

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@thegrayfruit

2 years

love when the bunny gets a dandelion like this

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7 months

my grandparents run a tree farm and are at constant war with college students on 4-wheelers tearing up newly planted crops... they refer to them as "yahoos" (pronounced like "yay-hoo") and got a picture of one on a wildlife trailcam like a cryptid sighting

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1 year

is this the most obnoxious pfp of all time ?

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@thegrayfruit

1 year

today I learned the GBA version of the Donkey Kong Country 3 track "Rockface Rumble" samples this random nature documentary on wolves

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@thegrayfruit

1 year

apparently some Moai were never completed and here's a picture of one and can I just say; same bro

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@cthulhuigi_REAL oh ya theres tons of little vestigial leftovers of it. didn't someone say there's a place on discord that connects to twitter and it says X unless you hold Shift then it says Twitter

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3 months

hope this guy is having a great day

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sorry if it's actually some other Yakuza guy but I get endless giggles imagining Kazuma Kiryu sitting there scowling and chicken-pecking out timestamps just muttering "yes... funny moment..."

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7 dam years of being offered this fuck ass video every single day of my life

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2 years

100% ice today in seattle

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@thegrayfruit

10 months

God

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2 years

u are playing a video game made by me. you walk up to a very cute dog. a contextual prompt comes up that says "X - Pet". you press X. your character in the video game winds up their leg and kicks the dog so far it sees the curvature of the earth

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@thegrayfruit

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Rhythm Heaven Remix Editor contains possibly the greatest piece of UI text ever conceived

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@thegrayfruit

4 months

the unstoppable urge to spoil plot points of mother 3 filling my body after beating it

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@TabbyNickel abusers are awesome they just want the best for you

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@thegrayfruit

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give 6,000 ppl LSD and lock them in this thing with 2 girls 1 cup playing on it for a full day. it will unlock the next step in human evolution

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A look inside the immersive MSG Sphere arena in Las Vegas, which opened with a U2 concert. The 18K resolution wraparound LED screen measuring 160,000 sq ft (15,000 m²) with 166,000 speakers. The largest and highest-resolution LED screen in the world

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3 years

"metroid" never trends. samus's sculpted ass trends

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@thegrayfruit

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@yandhiisntreal omg so obvs I respect u as a fellow human but I don't think I could disagree more. TV feels like it's rotting my brain when every season is hedging its bets not knowing if it'll end or not. love me a nice satisfying, intentful resolution to a story. and like more content≠better

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my brain is utterly poisoned by the blowjob brothers. any instance of 2 things in any context I just automatically think "the blowjob brothers". a fork and a knife next to each other on the table? yep that's the blowjob brothers.

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@thegrayfruit

2 months

trying to watch that simpsons clip any tips for getting past the part where they say Dr. Zaius 10 times in a row

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3 months

this sounds like the kinda shit theyll add to NSO in the states while Japan gets Mother 3

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@thegrayfruit

1 year

nothing but respect for my king

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350lbs -> 238lbs Still goinggggg

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I laughed at the cuphead tutorial guy and then I recorded myself playing a bunch of video games for thousands of people to watch and then I shut my fucking mouth

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