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Author, Storyteller, Cook, Podcaster ( @EatMyGlobePCast ). On TV when they invite me. On a mission to "Go Everywhere, Eat Everything".

Los Angeles
Joined January 2009
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2 years
I’ve interviewed many amazing people on the #EatMyGlobe podcast but I don’t think they’d argue with me saying that talking with legendary Chef Jacques Pépin was one of the greatest honors of my culinary career so far. Don’t miss this episode #FoodHistory
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Reminded of editors sometimes asking for pitches from freelancers to only then hand them to staff writers, I thought I’d share the story of when I called one out.
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I have some personal news to share.
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I made a choice to become an American citizen so I could make a meaningful contribution by voting. Today is proof of why I did that. I bloody love this country. Thanks for having me
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5 years
I just read an article that said you can keep chicken in the freezer for three months . Can’t be true. I put one in last night and when I just checked it, it was dead.
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2 years
Thank you to everyone who sent kind wishes for my birthday. It was a fun one with still some fun to come.
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4 years
Happy birthday to this bloke. @altonbrown . The smartest person in the food industry, and a damn good egg to boot.
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4 years
It is two years since the passing of #AnthonyBourdain . We have lots of terrific food TV presenters, but there will never be another Tony. His impact remains indelible. I have yet to be able to watch his shows again, as I am so sad and angry at how he left us. Maybe I never will.
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6 years
The joy of replying to both of them was beyond compare.
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4 years
@altonbrown I am offering myself up as your campaign manager
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4 years
The reclosure of Californian bars/restaurants/movie theaters is like your mum telling you “I’d told you you’d burn yourself if you touched the oven” after you ignored her and touched the bloody oven. Only difference, toddlers have more sense than many Californians #Covid_19
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4 years
A note to all hate comment posters. In the tyrannical world that is the comment section of my social media posts, you don’t have any rights. I am lord & master and will delete if you post unpleasantness about me, colleagues or other commenters. End rant.
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3 years
I’m at the point now where I want/need to stop apologizing that my Bengali father loved my Welsh mother. FU to anyone who considers that a problem with the food I cook or write about.
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6 years
I never did write for that magazine.
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2 years
#TournamentOfChampions Season IV with @GuyFieri is going to be a phenomenal season. @EatFellowHumans and I are back. February 19th. Food Network. Don't miss it.
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2 years
I tried to watch the Bourdain documentary today, and I couldn’t. It’s not just residual sadness at his absence, but also lingering anger that he left us with so much still to give. That’s bizarre, I know. But, I may never be able to watch any show with him again.
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3 years
No spoilers. But I am clocking off now to go and drink tea and eat cake. Thank you to everyone who joined me on Twitter watching #TournamentOfChampions . I hope you enjoyed it as much as we all did. Shall we do it again?
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2 years
Who’s watching #TournamentOfChampions ?
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4 years
Interesting. I lost more followers by saying Noel & Matt were the best ever #GreatBritishBakeOff host pairing than I did by celebrating #BidenHarris2020 win. That baking mob’s a tough crowd 🙂
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2 years
Four years ago today, my Baba passed away. There’s not a day that I don’t remember him and his smile. I still remember his love of food and drink, which he passed on to me and my siblings. I love you Baba.
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Who’s watching #TournamentOfChampions ? Remember, #NoSpoilers for our other time zone watchers.
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4 years
I love restaurants. Bars/restaurants and their communities are my living and my life. But I’m still not sure how comfortable I am yet to put my health at risk for a meal. I may receive criticism for that, but I’ll take it if it means my wife and I remain healthy.
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5 years
Do you ever do that thing where you open a bottle of wine, put the cork to one side in case you want to save some wine for later, and then smile to yourself at your own foolishness? #yaknowwyouredrinkingittonight
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A very happy birthday to my partner in crime. The one and only @eatfellowhumans . A genuinely lovely chap.
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Let me add to the swell of demand for more #goodeats . I place @altonbrown right up there with Julia, and Jacques as one of the USA”s greatest culinary educators. @FoodNetwork #nationaltreasure
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3 years
I think we should do a #TournamentOfChampions Celeb edition. I would love to comment on @LouDPhillips . What do you think?
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R.I.P Tony. I’ll always remember a night in a London pub and drinking vodka at Sammy’s Romanian. You were kind and funny & the world will miss your voice #Bourdain . Folks if you are struggling PLEASE call US:1-800-273-8255 Suicide Prevention Hotline
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This is horrible. Here’s my rule. You tip at least 20% on the whole amount and thank the lord someone is running around looking after your sorry a**. There are words for people who stiff servers, and they’re not good ones.
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This simple tipping trick could save you over $400 a year: via @CNBCMakeIt
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I’m going for my first outside walk in a week tomorrow. I’m going to dress as an English cricket fielder. They never catch anything.
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7 years
Pardon language. But, if you think these pathetic attacks can stop a city that survived the Blitz, you can GFY #London #mycity
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2 years
I think this is what the kids are doing these days. Did I do it right?
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5 years
I just listened to a Taylor Swift song (not something a man of my age should ever do knowingly) about London. My only comment is she confuses afternoon tea (wealthy person’s meal) with “high tea” (a working man’s meal). I am annoyed and cross
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Happy birthday to this guy. @guyfieri is genuinely one of a kind. If anyone deserves a birthday full of what Howard Carter called “wonderful things”. It’s this bloke. Happy birthday, Guy.
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Happy #ConstitutionDay to my American chums. It also happens to be the day (many years later) that I have become an American citizen.
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Well, it appears to be that time of year, again. May the 4th be with you.
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Always a great time with this crew. @chefantonia @ChefBrookeW @gzchef
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6 months
Monument Valley. Just one of the most stunning places I have seen in my trips around the world. #RoadTrip
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A huge "Happy Birthday" to @jettila . We have known each other for years. And, he is the real deal. A great chef and a good bloke.
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And that’s a wrap for #TournamentOfChampions IV. I hope you had as fun a time as I had. Thank you for watching along with me. And remember, #NoSpoilers for our other time zone watchers. Thank you.
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2 years
Work uniform. What do you think?
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Well, it's that time again. May the 4th be with you. #starwars . I suspect this image will live after me.
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A huge happy birthday to one of my oldest friends. @altonbrown . A person who has already accomplished so much and has so much more yet to come. I can’t wait to see it. Rock on.
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When the day of your father’s funeral begins with you finding a 200 year old silver topped cane (you’ll be seeing a lot of this from now on) to ending with the whole family reciting Cameo’s “Word Up” over many bottles of excellent champagne. A perfect send off. So long, Baba.
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Tonight’s the night. I can’t believe this season of #TournamentOfChampions has gone by so quickly. But this season finale episode will certainly keep you on the edge of your seat. Simply saying, do not miss it. 8 pm on @foodnetwork . Streaming on @discoveryplus .
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Bros & burgers. It’s always a joy to connect with @eatfellowhumans as we talk about everything from his love of Marvel, to my obsession with history and how much we love working on @guyfieri #tournamentofchampions .
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I cannot believe that this Sunday, April 9th is the Season Finale of #TournamentOfChampions . As they say, time flies when you’re having fun. So, you definitely do not want to miss the epic final battles. 8 pm on @foodnetwork . Streaming on @discoveryplus
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I have spent a lifetime being told to “go back where you come from” both as an Anglo-Indian in Britain and even as a recent US citizen (happened recently). All I can say is it’s a degrading experience aimed to shrivel self worth. Whatever your politics. Stop It
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4 years
The impulse to make a 9am celebratory Martini is almost too hard to overcome
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2 years
Alright, who’s watching #TournamentOfChampions ? I’m ready. Let’s go and don’t forget the hashtag. @FoodNetwork @discoveryplus @GuyFieri @EatFellowHumans
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4 years
I have decided to drink expensive spirits in protest of this being the crappiest year. Take that 2020
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2 years
A beautiful day to walk off some calories. Happy Saturday, everyone.
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Hello from Newport Beach, CA
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What. RIP Matthew Perry. He was my favorite character on "Friends" and I watched so much of that show that I almost considered him a friend of mine. I know he has had troubles in recent years. May he at least find peace now 🙏🏼
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Tune in to @foodnetwork and @discoveryplus this Sunday, February 26th at 8pm to a brand new episode of #TournamentOfChampions with @guyfieri . As an added bonus, here’s a picture of @eatfellowhumans and me looking fire, as I believe the kids these days would say.
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I’m sure I’m not the only one who can’t watch Bourdain’s final (indeed any) shows right now. I’m too filled with utter sadness at what we’ve lost. I hope someday, I’ll just be able to see them for the joy they were. But, not now
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@fatgazbo @TansuYegen Why not? Food comes in many different styles for different people in all times. I love F&C. I love this and all points in between
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Sometimes it takes someone from outside of the country to realize just how great this country is. Whatever your politics, be sure to vote. I know I will. Happy #ConstitutionDay Happy #CitizenshipDay Happy US Citizenship Anniversary to me Register & vote
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Thank you for tuning in to season 5 of #TournamentOfChampions . I Hope you enjoyed it. I know it was certainly my great pleasure to be a part of it. Thank you. 🙏 As always, #NoSpoilers .
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I’ve been on a detox to all of the social media for the last week or so. Here’s is just a picture of me drinking tea. That’s all.
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4 years
I’m so sad to hear of the death of Chadwick Boseman. Pardon my language, but f*ck cancer to hell and back.
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My wonderful mother. Today would have been her birthday. I can’t believe it is almost 19 years since she passed. And, I still love her as much as ever. For her energy, love and passion. Happy birthday, mum.
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Join @altonbrown and me for a lively conversation as I challenge him to name 5 people who deserve to rejoin *The Pantheon of Culinary Heroes* on @EatMyGlobePCast . We don’t always agree. Episode available via your favorite podcast provider, or at
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A huge happy birthday to one of my dearest friends, @altonbrown . Join me in sending him the best birthday wishes.
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The hardest thing to explain to others about depression is that it is rarely related to events. I’ve spent the best part of the day doing what I love with amazing people. And yet the wet cold blanket of darkness is circling around me. Pliny the Elder time. Methinks 🍺
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I once had a very grubby, but entirely lovable cat called "Eek-a-Mouse" (the name of a popular Jamaican DJ) and another lovely cat called Teapot. I am stuck in bed with Covid, and I had a dream about them. I just thought I would share that.
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This is a shot from a past season of TOC. It reminds me of just how gracious Guy was to create such a role for @EatFellowHumans and me. Today, on the day of his birthday, it's a chance to celebrate. A very, very happy birthday @guyfieri , and many more.
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4 years
Sometimes a big plate of buttery, garlic naan is just what you need to make & eat.
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Monday travels. Happy Monday, everyone.
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Happy food anniversary to @chefantonia and her restaurant @damafashiondistrict , as well as to @rossoblula . What a great evening celebrating great friends and great food.
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Do not miss the finale of season 5 of #TournamentOfChampions tonight on @foodnetwork and streaming on @streamonmax . It’s an exciting finish. But remember, #NoSpoilers .
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I have been thinking about relatives recently. My parents are no longer with us, but this is a great photo of them when they were "courting" (as I believe it was called 🙂). They were (and are) a beautiful couple.
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Look at those lovely smiles from @eatfellowhumans and me. It’s because the Randomizer is happening in 2 days. #TournamentOfChampions with @guyfieri . Sunday, March 26. 8 pm on @foodnetwork . Streaming on @discoveryplus . Don’t miss it.
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No spoilers but raise your hand if you’re enjoying episode 1 of #TournamentOfChampions 5. 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ and don’t forget the hashtag
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I love every show @FoodNetwork is kind enough to invite me to appear on. But @GuyFieri #TournamentOfChampions is truly something special. Both in terms of excitement and culinary brilliance
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2 weeks ago I shared that I was previously diagnosed with oligodendroglioma, a rare form of brain cancer. I’m overwhelmed by your messages of support & so thankful for all your thoughts, wishes & prayers. Thank you Save the date—October 29, 2024—to find a cure. More details soon
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Very demure. Very mindful. Very cutesy.
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That first martini at 3pm is always the best
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Woke to hear the news of the passing of my new pal @saborchef . Being a new addition to the #guysgrocerygames family, I only got to know him briefly, but man alive, he knew how to live life. I’m certain he’s first in line at the Gray’s Papaya in heaven. Keep on #ruizing my friend
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Trying to watch #TournamentOfChampions before the plane takes off.
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Alright. Here we go. Who’s watching the finale of season 5 of #TournamentOfChampions ? 🙋🙋🙋 As always, #NoSpoilers .
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A great picture of my late Baba from a couple of years ago. My brother had prepared a leg of lamb and, after a few glasses of wine my father (a retired orthopedic surgeon) began giving detailed descriptions on how he would have operated on it. I bloody miss him.
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Getting down with my bad self at my niece’s wedding
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Who’s watching #TournamentOfChampions ? 🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️ Remember #NoSpoilers .
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3 years
Spiffing new #CookingDemo threads. What do you think?
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I love when I delete & block folks on my SM sites and they contact me saying I have “impeded my 1st amendment”. For the record. You behave. You stay. You don’t behave. You leave forever. I am an occasionally benign dictatorship. You’re welcome. But, you have no rights.
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Blessed to enjoy this beautiful sunset from last night. Wishing you all a great Friday and weekend.
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Who’s watching #TournamentOfChampions ? 🤚 As always, #NoSpoilers
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4 years
It has been a genuine privilege to be part of season #2 of @GuyFieri #TournamentOfChampions . I shall be live tweeting during tonight’s finale ( @FoodNetwork 8pm ET -and on @discoveryplus ). Thanks to Guy for inviting me and to @EatFellowHumans for being a top commentary companion.
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I used to be addicted to the Hokey Pokey, but then I turned myself around.
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It’s #TournamentOfChampions time. Who’s watching?
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Almost inevitable that my birthday sees me crossing the country for an event. This time stopping briefly at Charlotte airport, en route to West Virginia. Exhausted, but at least there is wine to fuel my accelerating hurtle towards oblivion. #speakingevents #cookingdemo
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Sometimes, when you’re with the bestest of best chefs, they just want fries. @roccodispirito @EatFellowHumans
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“Is it on yet? Is it on yet?” Tonight’s the night. #TournamentOfChampions . 8 pm on @FoodNetwork . Streaming on @discoveryplus . Let’s do this.
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The words "father" and "hospice" being used in the same sentence can definitely bring your day to an early shutdown. I am going to go to my safe space in the kitchen for a few days.
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I am now feeling uncomfortably full and ever so slightly tipsy. I am also about to fall asleep at 8pm. I am told this is a traditional Thanksgiving situation.
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I bought a world map and asked @sazyrock to throw a dart at it saying “we’ll go where ever it lands, after the pandemic eases”. Apparently, we’ll be spending two weeks behind the couch.
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Happy Father’s Day, Baba.There is not a moment of each day that I don’t miss you, be grateful for what you taught me, and see you in the person I have become. This is the last martini I ever made for you. I would give anything to have the opportunity to make one more. I love you.
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I’m so thrilled to say @guyfieri Tournament of Champions is back. I’ll be joining Guy and my pal @eatfellowhumans for each battle to offer culinary insight and commentary. Watch Sunday 3/7 at 8pm on @FoodNetwork and stream an extended premiere episode only on @discoveryplus
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It’s the simplest things that make you smile during #lockdown . A pan of roast potatoes, with good olive oil, garlic, rosemary and Parmesan.
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Are you a rings or a tentacle person? #SimonStares at Calamari.
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I shall be live tweeting tonight’s finale of @guyfieri #tournamentofchampions . ( @FoodNetwork 8pm and streaming on @discoveryplus ). Thank you for joining me during the season. Ask me (just about 🙂 ) anything.
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