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2 months

this is sick lol

TheWrap

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Winona Ryder loves working with the young co-stars she’s been given over the last several years, but there is one aspect of them she isn’t exactly a fan of: their diminished love of film. Read more:

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friendly reminder that someone having a different opinion about a movie than you is a direct attack on you as a person and you should take it very personally

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revisiting a classic

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my brain sees this shit and abandons all higher level functioning in favor of simply needing to click the button

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Eric Adams Crime Family

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🚨🚨🚨 BREAKING NOW: 4 sources tell me 1st Dep Mayor Sheena Wright and Chancellor Banks hastily getting married this weekend in order to use Spousal privilege that protects private conversations between spouses and prevents one spouse from testifying against the other in court

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mental image of Nolan on the exercise bike sweaty and on the verge of death and then hearing this.. gotta be one of the funniest things of all time

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They found the Peloton instructor and she’s brutal

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crazy how in Star Wars when you first meet Jar Jar he says "EX-SQUEEZE ME," cuz he's a silly guy and he likes to have some fun. and then in the next movie he's been living on Coruscant for 10 years and he just goes, "excuse me." the city really changed him 😩

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Tarantino being so clearly preoccupied with how film history will remember him, instead of just making his damn art, is ironically going to be remembered as a major negative mark upon the legacy he's treating so preciously

IndieWire

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Quentin Tarantino Didn’t Make His ‘Star Trek’ Movie Because He Didn’t Want It to Be His Last Film

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The Iron Claw (2023)

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stop the count

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when ur at a wedding and the dj says alright y'all it's time we played a lil something for the fellas and it's mambo no 5

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@davidrkadler olympic level meat riding

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10 months

yeah and so what. are we really so skeptical and irony-pilled that any attempt at earnestness has to be met with disdain and ridicule

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this was kinda corny i’ll admit

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@okimstillhungry that ain't ur wife anymore lil bro

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@okimstillhungry dad smirking right into the camera lmao

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my buddy's wife is a dietitian and she told me nutritionist is a fake profession, they're like chiropractors basically

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british “people” are playing fast and loose with what constitutes pizza

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@PetreRaleigh death

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@SpicyCammy actually love that for you

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this is not gonna help against the gay accusations but am i the only who notices the wet spot

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Jeremy Allen White for Calvin Klein.

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1 year

this was crazy

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@ZeroSuitCamus is he starting to lean into it lmao. why is he gradually getting more and more gay

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10 months

he needs to stop directing himself

Screenplayed

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Bradley Cooper shared his concerns about filming the scene featuring Leonard Bernstein conducting the London Symphony Orchestra. He mentioned, "That scene I was so worried about because we did it live... I was recorded live. I had to conduct them. And I spent six years learning

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what if tom cruise was 6'2". would he be the most powerful being to ever exist, or was being short a necessary condition for him to become tom cruise

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the virgin Tarantino "it's important that I only make 10 movies" vs the chad Scorsese "I Want to Tell Stories, and There’s No More Time"

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generational talent in cmbyn, but hasn't come close to that level of performance since. not really willing to write him off but i don't think he's at all the fully formed actor he's marketed as

alex lei

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Timmy Chalamet is such a nothing actor, i don’t think i’ve ever seen him in a role where i believed he was a character—he always presents as a guy doing an impression of the character he’s supposed to play

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1 year

kinda galaxy brained tbh

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10 months

he really would've been better off buying Reddit instead

Jacob

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Does this count as one of the dumbest DiscussingFilm replies I’ve ever seen?

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@smthngthftsme Timothy Burton

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ok genuinely what is Her problem 😰

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@sam_alberti dude really shoulda bought reddit instead

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LMAO

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@VVNKer she is better than you for that reason

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@FoxbobPearl yeah

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enough time has passed now, can we all finally admit this was some bullshit

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@DanelBenNamer eyyy i won!!

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@thesadboydiary she's based for that actually

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speaking as someone who did in fact like Megalopolis, the one common sentiment i see about it that i think is indisputably true is that it's actually really stupid

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Michael Mann may be the realest mf to ever do it

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wild how Tom Ford, a genuinely interesting auteur with potential to become a unique new cinematic voice, was really just doing side quests. all-time sicko

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@tnertz @TheWapplehouse @whistlindzl the whole point is that it's fucking stupid to make a truck that weighs 7000 lbs

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i find it troubling that you all are so baffled over "the late, great hannibal lecter." is it not obvious that trump has no idea that "late" means "dead" and that he just thinks "the late, great" is a neat thing to say about a guy

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pissed that i used to feel embarrassed about loving this movie. baz freaked it with this one

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2 months

i love film analysis

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@kudosdunce

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not a cowboy hat and not an appropriate place to use a semicolon. she did what had to be done

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@nua_peasant your kid isn't as special as you think he is and, judging by his parents, probably comes across poorly in his writing and interviews. the entitlement is crazy. nobody cares

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@ZeroSuitCamus random fact about yves klein international blue is eddie raymayne did an academic dissertation on it

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@pmyackulic @mrnastynodrama why would he do that lol

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@driftingideals @THR walk into the ocean

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@legotrillermoth beastmode

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@PetreRaleigh he went off + he was nobly stealing from the french (grincheux, meaning grumpy)

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@shields__up yeah he's a gusano freak

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this isn't fucking funny, it's just plainly anti-semitic. stop equating Jews who live in New York as being the same as Israelis you fucking morons

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Anna Wintour’s Ender

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If I said…..British movies…..what comes to mind….

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@fred_beretta idk, for one I feel like QT himself talks so much about this that "final film" is kind of going to be baked into the way people think and talk about The Critic. also i think people realize Kubrick's scarcity was a product of his method and not his vanity

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not what reactionary means

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hit tweet i guess. free palestine

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The Curse is only the second TV show i've seen that understands that chiropractors are all sick bloodthirsty freak fucks

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@alibrooke4ever i feel like whoever this is probably submitted this about themself

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Driver's performance in Ferrari clears Bradley Cooper's in Maestro, and that is how I know that Bradley Cooper will absolutely win the Oscar and Driver will not even be nominated

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i'm trying to think of examples of dumb actors successfully playing smart characters and am coming up a bit short. y'all got anything?

Variety

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Aaron Sorkin on Kate Winslet: “There are a couple of things an actor can’t fake. An actor can’t fake being smart, and an actor can’t fake being funny. And Kate is very smart and she’s very funny.”

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@danielvashajano @philiplord why would you do this

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1 year

most tragic thing is when someone has no idea that they're not actually smart

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im on criterion channel to watch a movie with my mom and she just said aw he looks so cute

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lock her up

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@BrndnStrssng you did good, he needed a yes. hoping against hope he's on a beach somewhere

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the best I can do is Jeremy Irons who usually comes off pretty smart (but won the dumb guy gold medal when he said "can a father not marry his son 🤔"). but i feel like he's cheating the prompt with his very fancy British accent

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uhhh

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real

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@twofortyfivepm lol

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@fellawhomstdve

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@TheAlexSylvian what's a good female acting performance where she is sexy

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are there any great artists who aren't carrying deep psychological wounds from the people that were supposed to love and nurture them from childhood

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Paul Schrader in 2005:

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they went off

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@Porter97977215 would you be shocked to learn that the food pyramid was designed by the food industry. lmao

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imagine thinking ur going on a date with some dude but really it's a trap -- he's going to mansplain Tenet to you for Twitter engagement, using a folder of 27 slides that do a worse job of explaining the movie than the Wikipedia plot summary

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Table: reserved Date: secured Slides: printed See y'all later tonight lolol

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@RasberryRazz yeah but also cardiovascular disease has a massive genetic component. having one that young especially would honestly have really little to do with diet, unless they were like 300 pounds overweight or something

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they're calling me slurs in the private quote tweets aren't they

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@okimstillhungry reddit gold for you sir

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@PattyOFlaherty chazelle really said "the movies!!" and i was like yeah man, so true

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@retneysholocron looks horrendous 👍

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@IsraelinUSA @IranembassyDam pathetic

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@legotrillermoth Salmon burger.

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@starswheeled the way he shifts his shoulder around and takes that one step to the camera. he's a fucking genius

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@kudosdunce omw to panera to see if it rlly hits

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@iwrite4jacobin cringe

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lot of you guys are getting way too fucking comfy with the "Jews" = "Zionists" equivalency and it's not just that it's profoundly unproductive to any anti-Zionist cause, it's also just exactly what Israel wants

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@legotrillermoth "pic unrelated"

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@limitlessjest bro delete this before taylor sees it 😭

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@UsingCigarettes the ratio 💀

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@kallaeum it's there.. look harder...

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@equine__dentist "i'm the body"

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@schizarella this is such a flex

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@si_rubinstein least depraved zionist

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@DeadDogLake 😡😡😡😡

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@AJLond1n pretty sure the factories that used to produce the film stock and dyes have all been shut down or were converted to use for Eastmancolor stocks

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