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@allenochi

5 years

@KemziLinzi @_misplacedhuman 🤷

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@allenochi

3 months

Anthony Wainaina MP Kieni voted Yes. He is the owner of Cieni Chain of Supermarkets in Nyeri County #RejectFinanceBill2024

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@allenochi

19 days

All the JKIA blackouts, roof leaks and fires were sabotage to justify this deal.

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@allenochi

2 months

Roysambu MP. MWAFRIKA AUGUSTINE KAMANDE should be amongst the first to be oust. Police are fighting his constituents in their neighborhoods at night and nigga is silent

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@allenochi

1 year

@IamJeal @TeyaKevin Yeah if you don't win yes. But it hurts a little when the government deducts tax

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@allenochi

3 years

Sasa Trio aka na maadui wagani? Victor wa Form 3 east?

Trio Mio

@triomioofficial

3 years

That new new

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@allenochi

3 years

I like it when Nairobians fly to Mombasa using their passports. You know just in case the plane drifts away to Addis Ababa

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@allenochi

3 months

Kabogo has been listening to each and every space we hold here. That guy is cooking.

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@allenochi

25 days

Are we being punished for something

Eng John Macharia

@EngJohnMachari1

25 days

CS Defence Soipan Tuya.🇰🇪

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@allenochi

6 months

In the last WRC we had this entitled lonely nigga who had pitched a huge tent for himself and blocked it with caution tape on all sides. Kenyans being Kenyan wakasimama mbele yake. I hope this year entitlement imeisha.

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@allenochi

3 years

I sent 35k to the wrong number from bank app, I realized 5mins later and called the number. Coolest guy on earth. Dude just asked me "sasa tufanye?" Nikamshow "I can give you my paybill". Dude said, "okay text" and 2 mins later he gave it all back. May God bless him.

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@allenochi

4 months

Lol your president is the face of wasteful, corrupt and greedy African leaders.

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@allenochi

9 years

Nikienda Easter niliacha dirisha open ndio mosquitoes zikiingia zipate hakuna msee 3days. So kesho ziko ya "hii ni Ile hao hainanga msee"

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@allenochi

5 years

Ní kwa pic gani uko na pesa?

Let’s Discover Travel

@letsDiscoverke

5 years

You are not UGLY, you are just BROKE Son.

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@allenochi

2 years

Njoroge of Tyres has disappeared in a cloud of dust

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@allenochi

3 years

But let's build a 150M mosque and not a dam. And give thanks

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@WehliyeMohamed

3 years

Alhamdulillah rain. Wajir County, today! May it come with barakah!

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@allenochi

4 years

Random dude in a Matatu to Nyeri, "Dere inakaa uko na haraka sana. Si ushuke nikulipie taxi usichelewe. Sisi hatuna haraka"

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@allenochi

2 years

Naivas has a dish washer at discounted price of 40k. I was sold. Until I was told it can't was sufurias. I mean, dirty sufurias are the primary reasons we get dishwashers. I remember we took my buddy deep in the ranges to get his. And he paid several thousands and 2 goats.

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@allenochi

3 years

Kenya hata audacity hakunanga. Mhindi selling UNHCR desk na hata debranding anaona ikiwa overhead

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@allenochi

2 years

1 Billion. Akilipa hiyo, DCI should start investigating him again

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@allenochi

3 years

Haters will say it will end at Imports by Kairo 😂😂

𝕯𝖗𝖆𝖐𝖊'𝖘 𝕷𝖞𝖗𝖎𝖈𝖘

@jamie20007

3 years

When you need to prove a point

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@allenochi

5 years

Kwani ufunganga dogi? Juu ngozi yako ni nyororo.

Brenda Wairimu 

@BrendaWairimu

5 years

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@allenochi

5 years

I honestly thought LC Waikiki is a law firm 😖😖😒😒

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@allenochi

4 years

KES 179,000 It gives me butterflies na si yangu.

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@allenochi

3 years

If you are a chef, just start an eatery in Nyeri. And cook nice dishes. Avoid the obvious. This place has no eateries. It's either you taking nyama choma, fish fillets, pilau mwitu, chicken & chips or ugali matumbo. We've a real business niche here.

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@allenochi

2 years

Nani anajua what fei did?

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@allenochi

2 years

On the morning of July 31 last year, Logan Mwangi was found by police just 250 metres from his home submerged in the River Ogmore. Logan had suffered 56 external cuts and bruises, and 'catastrophic' internal injuries, which the pathologist likened to a high-speed road accident

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@allenochi

3 months

God is confusing our enemies

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@allenochi

5 years

Wasichana wa tuma fare cannot live here

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@Ohta_Ryota

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@allenochi

4 months

Bro they gave him a red carpet to the seat of the excavator. Red carpet on a construction site.

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@allenochi

3 months

#RejectFinanceBill2024

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@allenochi

7 months

Safaricom has new IOT Sim cards that they're offering system developers! These ones are tailored for specific IOT applications No calls, no sms, private apn etc. They're billable as a cluster and you can register many as you want. Use these for your trackers.

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@allenochi

5 years

"anzisha camera niko second floor sasa lift A"

Kimanzi®™

@Kimanzi_

5 years

Venye tunaingia hii December.

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@allenochi

6 years

Chupa moja hizo glass zote kwani ni holy Communion?

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@allenochi

6 years

PC. Brenda Had me thinking crime is not bad after all.

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@allenochi

10 months

On script

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@allenochi

10 months

Thr government will secure a 10B loan to upgrade our grid to ensure these blackouts don't happen again

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@allenochi

10 months

Your brothers in Nyeri are testing an automatic medical Image Diagnosis approach for lung diseases using deep transfer learning and you're testing if the gate hinges work??

Moi University - KE

@MoiUniKenya

10 months

Happenihg NOW… Official Handing Over of The University Gate by the Contractor Today, Monday 11th December 2023

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@allenochi

6 years

Msee si utoe sticker kwa TV. Ama unaonea ball kwa supermarket?

King Melvin

@melvinnasasira

6 years

Things that even Einstein would fail to explain. #ARSMUN

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@allenochi

10 months

Kenyans nikama hawatambui anymore

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@allenochi

4 years

It's hair cut day😖😖

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@allenochi

2 years

Paying for The Nairobi Express Way Access Card is strictly CASH! 🚩🚩🚩🚩

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@allenochi

2 months

Look what just landed at JKIA

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@allenochi

4 years

USA is fucked up

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@allenochi

2 years

Fucking 350 nonsense 😂😂😂

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@allenochi

1 year

Wait a fucking minute

maliks 🇸🇴 14/09/15/21

@maliks_88

1 year

KDJ 201K.... juzi ...a whole weapon to break a lock...just for a TV....normalize killing these boys

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@allenochi

1 year

Imagine ukiona Babako online akitekwa na food ya mazishi

Citizen TV Kenya

@citizentvkenya

1 year

Gachagua makes good his ‘Mchele Nyama’ promise as Nyeri residents enjoy rice and beef stew meal at Sagana State Lodge

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@allenochi

4 years

I think Njugush doesn't make content for people like me

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@allenochi

3 years

@ObiWillKenobiii If they come to Nairobi and meet six lane roundabouts they would get seizures

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@allenochi

8 months

You know this means 2.3B in profits a year? To put it in perspective and confirm it as Jaba news, Naivas Supermarkets made 2.1B in 2023.

Mohamed Komora

@mohamedkomz

8 months

Apparently there is people huko Kirinyaga road who clear 8m a day. Not sales. Profit.

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@allenochi

6 years

I am also looking for him

CapitalFM Breaking News

@BreakingNewsKE

6 years

POLICE looking for Jesse Kamau Njunguru, whose vehicle was found in Makindu with a huge cache of bhang in the boot.

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@allenochi

6 years

@blackopsgangs @biofroak50 @2ahtnamas2 @Samuel14122417 And your friends had raised a red flag but you still introduced her to your parents

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@allenochi

2 years

Fuel increase: sh9/L Avg consumption of a Totota hiace is 10km/l. So for every 10kms, it consumes 9sh more Nyeri-Nairobi is 158Km (15.8 Litres of fuel) 15.8L*9sh=142.2sh(increase in cost) 142.2sh÷14 pass=10sh Fare between Nyeri-Nairobi shouldn't be increased by more than 10sh

Moe

@moneyacademyKE

2 years

Kenya Matatu Owners Association chairman says they will be forced to increase fares due to rise in fuel prices to sustain their business. Says those opposed to the move should raise complaints with the national government. — Capital FM

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@allenochi

3 months

His Nanyuki Branch even collapsed from there fire. He owns the buildings too. Dude was shitting blood when the president reject the bill.

Moe

@moneyacademyKE

3 months

Kieni MP Wanaina Njoroge says his supermarket in Nyeri was vandalised and looted, resulting in over Sh550 million in losses

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@allenochi

2 years

Whenever this happens,it simply means that the DP isn't carrying good news and the direction of the Nation isn't good,i first saw the deputy President holding his certificate upside in Turkey when Turkish government was almost getting overthrown. Hope i helped you all learn

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

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Deputy President Rigathi Gachagua holds his certificate upside down at Kasarani Stadium

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@allenochi

3 months

Actually it is very easy to bring down his account. He has a lot of controversial tweets about LGBTQ, toxic masculinity, vulgar language, threats and violence. This is an afternoon job

Brian Mbunde ™

@Brianmbunde

3 months

Should we report Osama’s account?

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@allenochi

23 days

The itinerary cost that will be used by leaders to visit the school could probably buy a fire engine. This is the same area as the school. The public are not wrong when they go to the streets

Kenyans.co.ke

@Kenyans

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DP Gachagua to visit Hillside Endarasha Academy today following fire tragedy

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@allenochi

8 months

He is the owner of Concordia construction, Nomad Palace Hotel and Medina Hospital. In the first term of Jubilee he got tenders worth over 2.5B including Nairobi commuter rail stations, REA storage facilities, Garissa Town water supply systems, and the failed Mitubiri Landfill.

TheStarKenya

@TheStarKenya

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Murkomen appointed CS Duale's brother Abdi Bare Duale new Kenya Railways board chair.

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@allenochi

3 years

These niggas stole a billion shillings in the 90s! When a litre of Petrol was 46ksh.

Nation Breaking News

@NationBreaking

3 years

WIN FOR DPP Noordin Haji as Supreme Court allows him to proceed with extradition of graft suspects Samuel Gichuru and Chris Okemo.

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@allenochi

3 years

This would sound like chocha, but last month we were arrested in a food joint for breaking curfew rules. One of the female cops booking us said she would want one of the guys we was arrested with for the night. "Wacha niende na huyu home nitamleta kesho". And damn she did.

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@allenochi

6 years

As requested by you ladies , here’s a thread on reasonably-priced gifts you can get a man; Samsung Galaxy S9+ ksh. 70,000 only

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@allenochi

6 years

A lot can depreciate in 3 years

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@allenochi

5 years

Jamaa anasuguliwa over WiFi?

𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝘄𝗵𝗼𝗺 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗯𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘁𝗼𝗹𝗹𝘀

@_thatguyO

5 years

vitu kwa ground #Kot5Aside

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@allenochi

3 years

@MarkTomasovic 19000 people live in this building in Eastleigh

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@allenochi

2 years

You want to tell me, the Subarus at #MasingaTT with 14 gauges on their dashboards lost to Germans racing with their Air cons on and playing RnB music?

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@allenochi

5 years

I don't know who this billionaire is but, dude not taking any chances

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@allenochi

10 months

Bro this ad

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@allenochi

5 years

Someone made a video on "How the Internet is made" and dude decided to put Jomo Kenyatta as "the head of the internet, Mr. Bill Gates" and I can't stop laughing 😂😂

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@allenochi

6 years

My nigga here alitextiwa na mdame "can we chat later I'm watching something intriguing that needs concentration" akareply "sure. Tell me when it ends." She never did. After six months akamuuliza "kwani haijawahi Isha?" She replied "Ni 24. Na niko Season 5 Sasa ngoja please"

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@allenochi

1 year

Kwanzia next week, tumetenga jua tatu Kwa kila boma

Kerubo

@slyrie

1 year

We were promised sun in August. This is the 12th day.

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@allenochi

10 months

The world busiest airport, Hartsfield–Jackson Atlanta International Airport, was opened in 1926! It serves 1000 flights a day.

TheStarKenya

@TheStarKenya

10 months

President William Ruto’s administration has revealed a grand plan to build a new airport to ease congestion at Jomo Kenyatta International Airport. Transport CS Kipchumba Murkomen said the new international airport will be adjacent to JKIA and will be a flagship project of

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So there's this chik was stroking from behind and she would keep on asking me "mali safi kama hii ooliskia wapi?" At First I thought i heard wrong, Then she repeated like two more times and if i refused to answer she would stop the whine. Had to pack up and leave without nutting

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@allenochi

4 years

What's your take on talking during sex?

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@allenochi

2 months

KAA you say? I have news for you.

Bill™

@PJ36_

2 months

There's a helicopter with KAA colours flying low around Embakasi, I think they're doing aerial surveillance.

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@allenochi

5 years

Kwani umeficha number plate?

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@allenochi

2 years

@mbarani Iko but it's expensive. And demanding. And you can't switch it off when you want to watch F1 all day. And it will follow you in bed and give you excess heat when you just want to chill in a flat position

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@allenochi

5 years

Lol IP address don't work like that sis.

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@allenochi

2 years

@RajiAdeola10 @Chris_Okp @zainabdehinde Must have been robbed by the Nigerians you were travelling with

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@allenochi

5 years

I bought these two avocados from a street vendor on my way home at 10Pm yesterday. I am willing to pay a hitman to finish that guy.

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@allenochi

10 months

Always wonder, of no one is ever found guilty. Who really steals the funds.

The Standard Digital

@StandardKenya

10 months

Former Treasury CS Henry Rotich and 8 others acquitted in Sh65 billion Kimwarer-Arror dam scandal, Senior Principal Magistrate Eunice Nyutu cites lack of evidence.

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@allenochi

5 years

Lol this is mad funny

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@allenochi

6 years

Total will not allow you to buy fuel worth more than 2000. So this guy with a V8 is insisting on getting a full a tank coz "2000 hata haitanifikisha tao." Then pump attendant tells him "Si sisi tulikuambia ununue gari kubwa"

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@allenochi

6 years

Hizi Ni zile hutumia Gas cylinder ya Bluetooth. Unaweza iconnect pia na Alexa. "Alexa washa oven"

Shad: #DebtAudit

@Shad_khalif

6 years

Lemme ask na sababu sijui. Kitchens built like this, mtungi ya gas huingia wapi?

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@allenochi

6 years

Kenyans I feel you!

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@allenochi

3 months

There's difference of overrunning Statehouse and marching to Statehouse. Protesting outside Statehouse is where it is.

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@allenochi

7 years

I am about to write a very long thread on the 700Mhz, how JTL got it, Role of CA in the confusion and my opinions on everything. It will be a bit technical but i am open to explain in layman to anyone who will find it difficult to understand.

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@allenochi

4 years

Kenya will spend sh 2,140 to buy a Covid19 vaccine retailing at sh 339 in the international market. You must wonder what's wrong with us.

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@allenochi

3 months

The only documented case of @kdfinfo running rogue and firing at protestors with live lead

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@allenochi

6 years

Wasichana mkipelekwa lunch, angalau ngoja mahns apige order yake ndio ujue budget inachezewa wapi. Ukiskia jamaa ameitisha food ya punch, ujue he was ready to spend roughly a 1k on both of you. So usiende kuitisha food ya 2k. Cheza na Rada

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@allenochi

3 years

This simulator costs $20000 before shipping . Same cost as a used unit of the real thing. This sim or a real Subaru, what are you taking?

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@allenochi

6 years

My favorite waiter is here. Manze have you ever been to a club unaangalia waiter unajiuliza mbona anawork kwa club. Unajiambia Kama ungekuwa na pesa ungemchora job kwa ofisi yako then umwife later. Then unakumbuka Kuna manigga wengi pia hifikiria hivo...

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@allenochi

10 months

Nani anataka kujua what happened to this?

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@allenochi

3 years

This is the 1974 Mitsubishi Lancer 1600GSR at Geneva Motor Show. In case you're wondering, yes it is locally registered with plates KPU 094.

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@allenochi

2 years

NTSA, bwana hiyo decal ni moto

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@allenochi

8 months

I never cared about Mauritania before The Grand Tour - The Sand Job. The country is almost twice the size of Kenya witha a population of 4 million. But wtf are those cars they drive? I thought Nigeria was bad. Had to believe but the pic below is car sale yard