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Many Christmases ago, I went to buy a doll for my son. I reached for the last one they had, but so did another man. And as I rained blows upon him I realized there had to be another way.

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The timeless art of seduction, ski resort version.

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My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. #Seinfeld S05E22 - The Opposite

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Rest in peace Estelle Harris. Your portrayal of George Costanza's mother was both hilarious and memorable.

Estelle Harris, known for role on ‘Seinfeld,’ has died at 93 | CNN

Estelle Harris, the actress known for playing George Costanza’s mother on “Seinfeld,” died Saturday, her agent told CNN. She was 93.

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10 months

What De-lay Industries?

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Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, please leave a mes-saaage at the beep. / S08E15 The Susie #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

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4 years

I sent sixteen of my own men to the latrines that night. They were just boys. #Seinfeld

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2 years

Frank Costanza: Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back. #Seinfeldism

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Frank Costanza: Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back. #Seinfeldism

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4 years

You got the hen, the chicken, the rooster. The rooster goes with the chicken. So who's having sex with the hen? #Seinfeld

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Rest In Peace Liz Sheridan. You gave us a reason to laugh. Thank you.

Liz Sheridan, Jerry’s Mom on ‘Seinfeld,’ Dies at 93

She also played a bickering neighbor on 'ALF' and, as a young dancer in New York, had a love affair with James Dean.

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The correct answer is the Moops. #Seinfeld

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Sweet fancy Moses! #Seinfeld

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Mr. Steinbrenner : Hire this man! / S05E22 The Opposite #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

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4 years

This was supposed to be the Summer of George! #Seinfeld

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You want a piece of me? You got it! #Seinfeld

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Did you just double-dip that chip? #Seinfeld

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Is he wearing a cape? #Seinfeld

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Frank Costanza: Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back. #Seinfeldism

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2 years

Rest in peace Philip Baker Hall.

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My neighbor, friend, and one of the wisest, most talented and kindest people I’ve ever met, Philip Baker Hall, died peacefully last night. He was surrounded by loved ones. The world has an empty space in it.

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Is he wearing a cape? #Seinfeld S06E04 - The Chinese Woman

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4 years

Serenity now! #Seinfeld

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4 years

He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away. #Seinfeld

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4 years

George, Festivus is your heritage. It's who you are! #Seinfeld

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My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. #Seinfeld S05E22 - The Opposite

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Little Jerry Seinfeld. I named my chicken after you. #Seinfeld

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I'm Dr. Van Nostrand, from the clinic. #Seinfeld

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He is a loathsome, offensive brute. Yet I can't look away. #Seinfeld

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I don't even really work here! #Seinfeld

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I stopped short. #Seinfeld

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Jambalaya! #Seinfeld

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I proclaim this the summer of George! #Seinfeld

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You want a piece of me? You got it! / S08E04 The Little Kicks

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4 years

We love you and will miss you Jerry Stiller.

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This was supposed to be the Summer of George! #Seinfeld

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3 years

They wouldn't let him have "ASSMAN."

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2 years

The sea was angry that day my friends. Like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. #Seinfeldism

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4 years

Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home. [beep] #Seinfeld

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You saying you want a piece of me? #Seinfeld

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I now know that Kramer plays Risk like Putin.

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I don't even really work here! #Seinfeld

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Doctor Cosmo Kramer. Proctology. #Seinfeld

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Jerry: Boy, those azaleas are really coming in nicely. Kramer: Oh, you gotta mulch. You've got to. #Seinfeld

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Serenity now! Serenity now! #Seinfeld

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It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous! #Seinfeld

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Believe it or not George isn't at home... #Seinfeld

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Doctor gave me a relaxation cassette. When my blood pressure gets too high, the man on the tape tells me to say, 'Serenity now!' / S09E03 The Serenity Now

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Believe it or not, George, isn't at home, leave a message at the beep. I must be out or I'd pick up the phone. Where could I be? Believe it or not, I'm not home. [beep] #Seinfeld

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Frank Costanza: Jerry, it's Frank Costanza. Steinbrenner's here. George is dead. Call me back. #Seinfeldism

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Is that your orthopedic back pillow? #Seinfeld

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I finally realized what's missing, in my life. Structure. And at Brandt-Leland, I'm getting things done. / S08E03 The Bizarro Jerry #Seinfeld #Seinfeldism

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George Costanza lives forever.

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I’m so glad Bobblehead George was a fan fave. No, I don’t get anything for it except joy that 35 years after putting on those glasses people are still enjoying our work. The show was a gift from you to us. Thanks for keeping it alive. Serenity now.

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You know Darren, if you would have told me twenty-five years ago that some day I'd be standing here about to solve the world's energy problems, I would've said you're crazy. Now let's push this giant ball of oil out the window. #Seinfeld