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@ManMilk2 That's some hot shit.

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@isaiah_bb Yeah it was all kinda weird. It's a bad idea to begin with. I do acknowledge the "fun" and spectacle of it. But yeah the doctor thing, and then Elon kept going on about how Zuck wouldn't fight him afterward... "Doctor's orders but you won't fite me. let's fite at ur house tho."

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 Every shoe company wishes the feet mattered instead of torso. Think of the commercials.

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@quebecween Mark Mothersbaugh is pretty highly respected. I'm not familiar with Devo's catalogue but it is weird to call them a one hit wonder, yes. I don't think that's just the Rugrats theme cred talking, either. Also they got a Weird Al genre parody which is a pretty fuckin' big deal.

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@Dexerto It's neat. Probably a decent look-a-like on stage, and a real time face swap on screen to confirm the illusion. Cool effect. Also I may have to unfollow you.

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@catswithaura The closer my mind got to remembering the real name of this condition, the more the image made me laugh. Best be careful with those labels, now.

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@versaceschanel Meanwhile, women have been sticking cucumbers and zucchini up their junk for millennia.

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@mippl3 I once saw this clip and read in the comments that Larry Bird would find these on courts, keep them a secret, and use them to his advantage.

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@Parkyprakhar @MKBHD Everything new just feels less a part of the core experience. It often feels like work, learning the new features. Even that cool new liquidy transfer thing - My first reaction was like "great something new to learn".

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@Phil_Lewis_ I don't promote violence, but I can see the connection he's making. It should simply be a strength in numbers argument at the end of the day.

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@thegallowboob Amazing haha. Makes me want to see the progression over the years. It's like one of those country fair competitions who's equipment evolves over time. Pumpkin tossing or something.

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@ZacksJerryRig @elonmusk Things have changed since 2016.

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@nateliason Even more interesting is that The Moon is moving away from Earth at ~3.8cm/yr, so over time, the spectacularity of this phenomenon will just cease to exist completely when viewed from Earth. Even if emulated on a spaceship, no "dusk" effect or bird/animal reactions. Amazing.

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@nut_history The best thing to come out of this was hearing all these players from this era talk about it.

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@Rothmus The reality is more like - she knows there's no shot so she abuses men out of college who want to make their name. Their closeted executive encourages her bc he knows he also has no shot. Their target leaves the company to get away from this abuse, so they stalk him together.

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@AndyWarcraft @crazyclipsonly "Yo. Wanna see this scrub, yours truly, get 7 years rn? Pull up." *acts*.

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@fromthereel Nah this clip isn't the whole story. There was no missed cue. Prince backstage with Conan, told him it was only a rumor that he would be going on stage & as music act with Stevie. Then Prince was anyway to surprise both Conan & audience. lel. GREAT INTERVIEW GO WATCH IT YT.

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@jilltwiss <My $75, 20 year NYC rent joke>

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@soymeii Yea, done that. I didn't realize they could be influenced so easily, to cause. There were other reasons, but that was the last piece. Happy to part ways. Strangely, I sense 3rd parties who find me interesting trying to reconnect us. nty I coulda/woulda done that. Easy internet.

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@carlspassions Brian Wilson is a genius.

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@TipsOut @Warcraft World of World of Warcraft

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@Atlanticesque The only thing high talent has to gain from being exposed to low talent, is how to recognize & counter low talent, low tier skills like gaslighting, withholding approval, getting copied, Dunning-Kruger projection, etc.

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@AMAZlNGNATURE There's gotta be some change to prioritize seamless text responses because I don't need to see 30 random tryhard duck/swan videos. I have a UI solution, and I just typed most of it into this monitored text box. hmu if needed. @x @ehikian

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@historyinmemes "A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it." -Agent K

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@JamianMedia That guy in the back must be the guy who killed @PaulMcCartney and replaced him as the double.

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@BaseballQuotes1 Incredible play, and yoooo the announcer was as quick and clean as the hit & run. Every word was flawless. "Bomb." Even the silence at the end, allowing the crowd to punctuate.

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@shitpost_2077 I always wondered what would happen.

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@snubbedseason That's his new nickname?

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@ayeejuju Subway marketing 2 years from now: "Sling up a six incher from Subway!" 3 years from now: "Get yourself a Slinger® from Subway!" 4 years from now: "Seven Dollar Slingers®, only at Subway!"

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@meimeimeixie It was for the brand potential, really. Twitter was the best platform with a few tweaks. Hell he got me writing on here on the regular just by adding half assed long form. Also my dms worth $44b np.

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Continuing my thoughts on the #Twitch meta: Having confidence in your content. #twitchmeta #twitchstreamer #twitchstreamers #twitchtv

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@MkUltraHypno @MemeMccree no lol. some people are just dumb and abusive.

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@Rothmus Locke and Demosthenes.

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@TrveKvltHOE @versaceschanel Tools lol. Almost certainly true, too. Also if we (as a gender) are really going in on McChicken, I'd need a double to feel right about it. For practicality's sake.

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@Will_Donnelly They started a gang fight with a bunch of magic 8 balls.🎱

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@teamspeak @Jerma985 Be sure to disable your mic and camera access too. And only use discord when necessary to reveal the motivations of people stalking you, and to occasionally talk about cameras.

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@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes Never seen Ichiro like that. Never.

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@KarluskaP Not everything is coke. When I trim my nose hair I get itchy af. But this could be coke tho.

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@shoe0nhead It does the same thing to men and women, but women (on average) get to enjoy more hookups before the femcel self-realization sets in. They can trick themselves more easily and for longer. The free drinks help.

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@LocalBateman Number of artificial situations manufactured to disrupt your life: ♾️ Appropriate reactions to them: ♾️ Probability you ended up the person you were in reality because of your inner strength: 0.00000000…0012%

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@mikemovies Corbin Dallas

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Another common abusive tactic defined: “I know this person” lol no you don’t. Abusers love telling absolutely anyone who will listen about their own inadequacies and failings, but projected onto the target of their abuse. This serves many purposes. Thread.

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@webflite

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@Ashy_slashee This is my favorite movie all time. I'm not sure there's another movie that has the action and music intertwine so well, and I'm not even talking specifically about the opera fight.

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@RealEmirHan He is very good. Eyes Wide Shut is a great choice here too. He's supremely natural in it and doesn't at all draw attention to himself as Tom. He does a great job at this in general, but also knows when to ham appropriately (MI series).

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@nezstt I woulda blacked you out, but I figured this is one of those #therecanonlybeone kinda situations 😜

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@CatchUpFeed This is a strange edit. He's green screened in the entire thing, with hand picked fake reaction shots. I mean really, this is The View.

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@LibertyCappy Haha. Great. Love the killer emphasis on "steak". 🥩

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@johncusack After the major studios tank or make major adjustments to their announcements, the next constraint for human stress is the cost of bandwidth. In the medium and short term, any smaller groups/studios that form in response to major studio announcements to create content with AI

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@MarioNawfal Perfectly relevant coming from a comedian too. All of this makes me wonder if Monty Python could even exist today in the UK. Inability to insult seems so fundamentally un-British. Most clips of UK parliament are filled with constant insults of varying veil. Protect your culture.

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@cxrnerrstone You go, girl. ⭐️⭐️ The "girl" being the male dominated field, in this context.

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@MarioNawfal Hey! That's right, I was just thinking about government inefficiency. Specifically how individuals employed by the government are incentivized heavily by making a contract last as long as pathetically possible. I'd say far more than 10:1. Near 30:1. They probably brag about it.

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@jk_rowling @bindelj How do you know if you're getting real cis-less piscis from an asexual fishmonger? They'll tell you.

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@mccrabb_will Mm all his internal conflict is expressed through his hand. He closes his fist decisively when he finally decides to open it. He's really successfully illustrating the character's conflict before coming to that decision. Good stuff.

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@Dexerto I was pretty much out once I saw the swirling poo emoji smoke clouds on release. I could see where it was going. 💩 The gunplay feels pretty good tho. Maybe it's just because I like Tracers. @CounterStrike is a better game.

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@OrdinaryGamers I'm not certain all old calculators (which do resemble Apple's visually) observed the order of operations, but rather you were required to know them before keying in the math. I'm pretty sure some brands would tally each time you hit a +,-,x,÷ key, resulting in a '200' answer.

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@fasc1nate I fell off one from about 35ft in the air. There was snow below it though. I don't think I had even a bruise and I went skiing again the next opportunity I got. I think I was in 3rd grade and this was in the 90s.

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@ZacksJerryRig @elonmusk Getting many low effort replies. Understandable. I'll reply here. Specifically, the DNC has changed in that it is ever more brazen in its want to subvert the democratic process by installing Harris after primaries could occur (similar to its tactics with Clinton in 2016).

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@ObsoleteSony They did not make alt color consoles back then at all, so this was a pretty mythical console. The name is crazy nostalgic.

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@SawyerMerritt @elonmusk Bill is worried about the things Elon talks about, specifically when speaking about him. Elon's actions speak for him quite well, on climate. History is already being written Billy.

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@policefala It's tryhard self-confirmation with projection at its heart. If you listen closely, they'll just flat out tell you what they're afraid of, themselves.

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@greg16676935420 Try the curry ketchup in Germany.

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@elonmusk Diablo 2 is the best simply because of the rune economy. No way around this unless Blizzard wants to better their products. Also got a legit Zod back in the day on Javazon Cows. It felt like I beat the real game.

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@historyinmemes She's talking to @TuckerCarlson btw.

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@firstwefeast @ConanOBrien @TravelTexas This is the least falsely obnoxious I've seen Conan in years, if not decades. Sean's questions are needlessly said, always excellent, and Conan's answer are just outstanding. The insight given on his talk show tactics were fascinating. This interview will be relevant and enjoyed

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 That rock has been right there for millions of years, providing for his family, and they just go and push it down the hill where he’ll never see them ever again. Disgusting.

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@historyinmemes For the sake of future generations, everyone please stop overlaying this music on 80s/90s clips.

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@Positive_Call Nicely put. Keep in mind that occasionally it is worth it to play into these people to determine intent, and now on the internet, identity. They’ll just tell you their delusions, straight up. Case by case. Don’t suffer if it’s not worth it. Also takes some skill.

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@anuatluru I knew a dude who's social skills were so poor, he would ask people about their work, get frustrated when they would have a normal conversation, continue to press, and then demand to know what their "actual job title" was. lol. I don't much wonder what he's up to now.

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@johnlennon Most important quote here, regardless of context: "If you want to beat the establishment, ya gotta know how it works."

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@sublime Santeria is such a masterpiece. I marvel every time I sing it.

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@feyiszn I've learned to gain so much information from silent treatment. It just reinforces so many things I know I'm doing right.

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@mcuban Freedom of the press was included in the First Amendment because the press (now media) has a responsibility. This has been simply exploited, and far more since around the time the news was no longer required by technology to be printed. Supply & demand does not seem to be the

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@powerbottomdad1 I don’t need to imagine when bipartisan legislation was passed and under this era of congress.

Fact Sheet: The Bipartisan Infrastructure Deal | The White House

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@cb_doge He also said the internet would be a fad. Because Microsoft wasn't ready to compete and he hoped to slow down society and culture. What a dummy idiot.

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@pragueyerrr Something for men to remember is that probably now more than ever, along with them, a lot of women have awkward personalities or simply poor social skills. On being approached by a man, many women know that they attracted the man and the "blame" can easily be placed on him if

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@jk_rowling Agreed. And don’t let Elon slow you. People should know the information. Your platform & position, being you, make it all that more effective. I also like the way you present: showcasing women’s rights while also indirectly showcasing the effects for/on well intentioned men 💯

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 It would be interesting to have a speaker playing water & splashing sounds nearby. They're instinctively drawn to fix leaks by the sound of running water. Dang they're cute too.

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@shoe0nhead "A large part of progressivism is oppressive hierarchy." Whew. Such a reflective & bold statement, and intendedly so: leaving out "fighting". Also in the context of the video not given any time to breathe or reflect. ⏩💨 The rest does the heavy lifting tho. Well done. 🔥🤔❗️

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@KerbalNut @TerribleMaps "See you next time!" <never again>

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@LateNightSeth @Sethrogen I gotta think that he was acting and putting you on. He's pretty good at the acting thing, ya know? I get the same feeling hearing this story as I do when an adult American recently once claimed that they didn't know who @KingJames or Jordan were. Almost offensive, heh. 🇺🇸

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@gundrymd_ STOP PUTTING WHALE VAGINAL DISCHARGE IN YOUR COFFEE.

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@gunsnrosesgirl3 True af. I had to google verbatim "How do you cross the street in Vietnam" on my first day.

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@Asmongold o m g l m a o

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Going Live On #twitch from #PhnomPenh #Cambodia // Good To Be Home // Fat Bike Crusing Through Markets, Pagodas/Wats, & Streets @GoPro 10 HDMI w/ Max Lens #twitchirl

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@stclairashley My first reaction was, "whoa now don't get hasty." Which I then realized has a lot more depth than I first realized. lol.

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@TheDaringPastry Props to both actors. That was so well done. There's no anticipation by the runner. They both just nail it with their physicality. It's perfectly half-realistic and silly af at the same time. Jim's leg movements are outstanding, especially to mirror his at the end.

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@DrPepperKingVA GOAT, easy. The inspiration he provided alone would do it, but we get to enjoy all the performances too. I realize in #July2023 that I don't know a damn thing about his personal life, and I'm not sure I want to.

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@cyr I appreciate the thought experiment.

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@morganisawizard Classically trained tenor here. Vowel sounds resonate better when sung more purely. All singers want to resonate and sing as naturally as possible. Accents are more stylish/cultural. German sounds incredible when sung (opera & lieder), and nothing like shouty Hitler speeches.

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@theoceanblooms Smile, darn ya, smile!

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@PaulMcCartney Concert in Kampuchea ?

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@RobertGreene I won't much anymore, now that I've learned about all I can from some of the pettiest of these people about their tactics.

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I get the sense this is the truth.

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RFK Jr. just dropped a bombshell: @RealDonaldTrump admitted to him that he wasn’t prepared to be President in 2016 and that the Project 2025 creators are "right-wing assholes." But here’s the thing—both @RobertKennedyJr and Trump seem to understand the importance of learning

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@interesting_aIl Some decent cuts in there. Scorsese would be proud.

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@elonmusk ingest servers? SRT and RTMP pls. And keep 'em coming later with like AV1 or whatever is next.

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@cb_doge Probably wouldn't have changed much. He'd just have had more resources in the short term. This isn't even considering that Netscape took a dump, which definitely makes it short term.

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@ProfFeynman Put in the context of people, also very true. It is the difference between "knowing of" someone, and "knowing" them. Gossip, tabloids, and social media are the fact-deficient, obfuscating generalities that cover up our lack of understanding of people in visible positions.

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@TheOmniLiberal Ya know what really makes me like being silly? Money.

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