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@chinesegon A lawyer friend of mine once told me that contract lawyering was basically a game of testing the other lawyer to see if they are paying attention and then stuffing the contract with everything you can get away with.

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@Komaniecki_R Adults don't do pretend play??? I play fuggin D&D with my 8 and 6 year olds. And it's glorious. You've not seen roleplay until you've played with a 6 year old who has already figured out how to game the system to make himself a ninja turtle.

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@_ali_taylor Depression. That's garden variety depression.

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@BlockheadNYC Ryler and Tuckyn came out with an early lead there but then got obliterated in the home stretch by RAYGUN.

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@RealEmirHan Constantine (2005)

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@RaxKingIsDead Dude thinks people are being forced to take electives, lol. It's in the name!

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@AngelicaOung The sculpted clay bust was confusing. That was something someone made. I mean, technically all the things were. But the bust wasn't a consumer product, it was a unique work that had to be made by hand. Really mixed messaging at best. Enraging at worst.

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@fahdananta Fresh underwear and socks, every 6 months. It's so cheap but it feels so great. Huge pleasure-to-cost ratio.

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@aburisotto Immersion is good, but it's also supposed to be a component of a larger curriculum. Duolingo is like taking a language course and throwing away all the "course" parts.

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@benedict_rs OMG, this thread full of dudes who've never been outside, talking like they know what trail cooking is like. It's so! SO! Like, stew is one of the only foods you *could* reliably have and not starve to death on the trail.

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@samsheffer Did it stutter? No, because it's not 576i.

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@pitdesi "sleeping pod community" sir, this is a kennel

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@wedge_shaped Their pipes not being able to handle poops seems like an issue that should be addressed immediately, so I would help give them some incentive.

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7 months

@_ali_taylor I've often said I don't need a therapist once a week for 45 minutes a shot. I need one for 5 minutes in the immediate aftermath of whatever fresh bullshit I've just experienced.

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@hourly_shitpost How did that ice cream last 20 minutes without getting eaten? Would not stand for that in my household.

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4 months

@RiverTamYDN He's suggesting "wandering around the country for a few months" to find these kinds of places and "working for free to learn the ropes and maybe the owner just gives it to you". LOL. If you're rich enough to not have to earn an income for a year, you have a lot more options than

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2 years

@jetjocko Wait 'til they get a load of next week's episode when Cmdr Riker falls in love with a non-binary gendered person. I'm sorry, hold on a sec... "What'd you say? That's not next week? That was 30 years ago?"

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@CalltoActivism Guess he should have been more.... FiNaNcIaLlY rEsPoNsIbLe.

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@Josh_Against @AnimeSerbia Daddest of the dads. I gotta remember that one of I ever catch my kids with booze.

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@HannahPosted What's with all these people fearful of random crimes in bathrooms? Random crimes between strangers are the lowest likelihood form of these crimes. If you're worried about kidnapping or getting assaulted, it's much just likely to be someone you know in a place you feel safe.

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@AlexRoseGames I mean, they *are*, but so are all other birds.

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@WryCritic If *that's* what bothers you, never look up pictures of the inside of a penguin's beak

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@HAYNEZ_ @db_witch Remington 1740

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@tired_sun_aeiou @kayteterry No, definitely not. All mammals have a finite number of times their cells can divide, due to shortening of telomeres. In humans, the max is about 125 years.

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@Alber_RomGar The problem is that most of us don't get to live in a purely thoughtful, intellectual environment. Most of us have to live with jobs where we're required to write corporate nonsense in response to corporate nonsense. Automating this process is an attempt to recapture some sanity.

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@DilettanteryPod Myanmar, but insists on still calling it Burma

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@jetjocko How about the one where Cmdr Sisko's dearest, oldest friend Kerzon *physically changes sexes* to become Jadzia Dax and literally nobody has a problem with it? Oh, but she has spots on her head, so not human. Stop "reading into things".

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@FalKoopa_ Incidentally, I had the opposite transition. When I realized I could play all the games I wanted with Proton and I could do all of my work, then I didn't see the point in dealing with Windows' slow-ass file system anymore.

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@AlexRoseGames What about ostriches, emus, and casawaries?

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@Patrick_Fenelon @jwellsshopgirl I learn more and more every day how reading comprehension is not a strength for most people.

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@Patrick_Fenelon This man claims to like something called walking tacos but everyone knows tacos can't walk

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@murdknux You can engage with an artist's work. You can love it. You can criticize it. You can ignore it. You can buy it and burn it You can do whatever you want with it. That's the point. But you never, ever have the right to tell the artist what to do.

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@bielleogy My smartwatch detects when I'm "stressed" and the other day it started pinging like a Jack Russel Terrier right in the middle of reading an email from one of the program managers I support. So I just stopped reading the email.

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5 years

@stephentyrone Has anyone over at Uber HQ ever, like, driven an actual car on their own?

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@AndyRichter Amazing. Pugs may be the only creature to look exactly the same in X-Ray as in visible light.

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@BaileyCarlin I saw the video and had some questions... Namely, is boxing just not at all popular on Italy? Because Angela Carini looked like a beginner. So my thinking is, if this is who Italy sent to represent them, it must mean Italians just don't really go in for boxing.

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@DocStrangelove2 If a Russian peasant could figure out how to make an assault rifle in a barn in 1947, I should have no problem in my air conditioned basement in 2024. Hell, the tools and raw materials are about the same price as a good AR-15.

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@iamlaurasaurus My grandfather once quipped (in my father's house, in front of my then-fiance, who he was meeting for the first time) that he liked watching football on Thanksgiving because he liked seeing black people (and he didn't use that term) essentially beat each other up. Of course it

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@physicsgeek I have watched the truck pull up, stop for a sec, take off, and got that email. They are liars.

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@DocStrangelove2 What is that called, the "fuck all y'all in that general direction"?

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@catalinmpit Ask to see the code that generated this code, because that would be the only legitimate explanation.

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6 months

@AliceFromQueens This was my basically conversation with my doctor. Every 3 to 6 months it was "you need to diet and exercise". Every time, I'd show her my tracking app. I couldn't lose weight on anything more than 1200. She said that wasn't safe for my heart. I wanted to start martial arts

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@BBCClick This is why I got into the VR industry. The potential for use as assistive technology is so immense. Games are an afterthought to me. This is important work.

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@iamharaldur To the people responding "XY": In humans (and most other mammals, and some snakes, but not birds, or other snakes, or some few mammals), female sexual development is the "default". A separate gene expression (the SRY gene) is necessary to cause male sexual development. The SRY

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@BonessWF @RiverTamYDN I'm pretty sure it's the same guy.

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7 months

@GoosemanBC @CartoonsHateHer A bungie cord is incapable of doing work. Whatever energy it's releasing to lift these people has to be loaded into it by them. This is like complaining about rolling down a hill that "gravity is doing so the work", missing the part where people had to walk up the hill, first.

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@Vizique @AngelicaOung The text is obvious. It's the subtext that is bothersome. The way they've chosen to express this concept betrays a world view that sees little value in the physical expression of art.

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@growing_daniel Jesus dude, get a real hobby

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@jdcmedlock Cops just don't want to work anymore

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@drooliet Love how folks like this have put themselves on such a high pedestal, as if they are the archetype of their identity. "I am quintessential! The Ur-woman from which all other women are molded! There is no conceivable way you could dislike me unless you just hate all women!"

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@morallawwithin Literally a fascist. Anti-intellectualism, faux reverence of simplicity, attempts to proscribe fixed vocabularies. It's like straight it of 1984.

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@rmm4pi8 @RiverTamYDN We used to call that being a vagabond. I've lived a minimalist lifestyle. We just called it "being poor". I don't recommend it.

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@AshNacoleinHR Client demanded I artificially reduce the precision of a calc, denying flood insurance coverage to people in Louisiana, shortly after Hurricane Katrina. Told my boss about it, he threatened to fire me, "I can get anyone to do it." I told him to prove it and quit without notice.

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2 years

@NemoAugustus Yeah, and then he went back to being kinda an internet troll. So what does that tell you?

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3 years

@keatsdidit I see a lot of black creators and woman creators getting banned for completely innocent stuff just as they are hitting popularity and it really makes it seem like TT is trying to shape the demo of who they let be popular on the platform.

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As a VR *developer*, I'm in and out of the headset so often that wires and controllers are a gigantic pain in the ass. It's standalone and hand tracking for me.

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@aspiringpeasant I was homeschooled, grew up in a fairly large homeschooling community, and I agree. In my day, the more common failure mode was having parents who were religious zealots, e.g. the "Quiverfull" movement. Saw a lot of really smart kids get absolutely destroyed when they went to

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@LRH_Superfan Teachers have no clue what they are talking about regarding teaching of reading. My kids' school changes their reading curriculum every 2 years and it's always "this is the latest research! That old, tired method from before is junk." That's what you said just 2 years ago!!!

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@LyciaKing I live all of 1.5 hours from my grandfather. My own father is a half an hour further away and yet he can find the time to come down all the time.

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@YIMBYLAND "walkability" Somebody has never spent summer in Florida. We used to walk on the road paint because it was just enough cooler than the road itself to not burn our feet.

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@VoicesByZane This is why the words "Disney" and "premium" or "luxury" in the same sentence is immediately indicative of a scam. Actual luxury items are certainly expensive but they don't nickel-and-dime you. There's basically one price and you either go all in or you're just not rich enough.

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Any Meta folks looking to take a *significant* pay cut to come work on a scrappy team building WebXR environments for learning foreign languages? Arlington, VA or 100% remote. Our techstack is an adorable shitshow. Our company is very humane.

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@benedict_rs Does that rabbit you shot have worms? Did maggots get into your hardtack a week ago? And that water, where did you get it? A long boil cures a lot of ills. Literally.

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@RiverTamYDN Look, I'm not going to be one to say that there's nothing worth finding in small, rural towns across the interior of the country. But I'm also not going to be delusional about what they are. These small towns are small not because the people "want" it that way. They might say

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@metakuna @iroasmas I actually do this with my kids. My 8 year old at one point told me he hates arguing with me because I always "logic him to be wrong". No, dear, it wasn't the logic that made you wrong. Of course, then he pulls it back on me and has started to gain his own wins...

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@drvolts Every. Single. Toyota. Dealership. Experience. I've. Ever. Had. Our last three car purchases we've walked into Toyotas, basically ready to buy, and the sales guy fumbled the ball so hard each time. Each time walked away from the guy mid-sentence because of the run around.

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@REPTlLE @PicturesFoIder Looks like two birds flying together

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@jetjocko I do remember the wailing and gnashing of teeth that happened when Kate Mulgrew became the first female hero captain. But I only remember it from so-called fans, not the media.

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@JazzDunn2 Complains about Bruce Wayne not investing in the community but then in panel 6 talks about how much Batman has invested in the community.

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@Asst_to_the_RM They, uh, must have slept through the day they covered range safety, didn't they?

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@ogindianspice @RaxKingIsDead That means you chose to go to college. That's what college is. They're pretty up front about it, if you bothered to read any of the application packet.

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@RayMorganIII @clhubes Yeah, when our oldest was 4, there was something called "the hidden one", under his bed, crying because "it missed its mommy". I had kinda thought maybe it was a mouse, like, squeaking = crying. So I described a mouse in detail, and he yelled at me, "no, daddy, that's a mouse!"

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@JoePostingg Honestly, it's probably not going to sustain an attack from a mildly interested highschooler.

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@edandersen This take is so tiring. It's not like the Python situation with breaking changes to the language. You don't have to use the new features if you don't want to. Meanwhile, C# could become the greatest language of all time. You'd rather that be in 10 years instead of 5?

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@Mr_JamesLandis Heyo, I grew up in Chambersburg, the only northern town to be burned down by the Confederates (or so we were told as children). Pisses me off to no end to see people flying the Confederate battle flag in PA.

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@XMREXE @Pirat_Nation The government offices like JSP in charge of the kind of networks this would run on would absolutely catch that. MS isn't going to fuck around with their biggest client.

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@fklein907 Both Primo and Secundus did this in daycare. They'd probably do it at camp if any of the day camps here offered meals in return for my arm and leg they have taken.

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@dumbbitchcap But for an herbivore? Nah.

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@typecraft_dev Because macOS is slow. Because macOS' versions of Unix tools are often old or weird versions, when most of the documentation you'll find online are for the GNU versions. Because I don't need to pay the Apple tax to get an all-day-on-battery laptop.

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@cyberspice @jetjocko My father claims that his father threw up when they showed Kirk and Uhura kissing on screen. My mother had some spluttering sounds to make when Mirror Universe Kira kissed Prime Kira. Mom got better. Grandad never did :(

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@ashleynaftule I don't get the "too busty" part, but the other... I mean, sometimes you just get completely drained. After the 10th or 11th time that night, it feels like your balls are starting to turn inside out. It's cartoon clouds of dust coming out, "puuuhf".

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@kingsebi26 @historyinmemes It's all thanks to a magical system called "money laundering".

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@GreatCheshire It's because of the music video. Music videos were a thing that people watched to listen to music before the Internet. You'd sit on your couch and wait for a station called MTV (short for Music Television) to play your favorite song and along the way you'd have to watch all

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@exavierpope Did I wake up in a different time line where we *didn't* elect the black guy for the maximum number of terms he was allowed to hold?

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@jacobmparis @Kurobane_ Using let in the for loop is literally infinitely faster because your version with const won't run at all. Also, your first array access is past the end of the array.

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@jetjocko How about that time Lt Cmdr Tripp became a "pregnant person" and gave birth?

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@RayMorganIII @clhubes The Hidden One had identifiable features. It had big ears and black eyes. That's why I thought maybe my son had actually seen a mouse. But no, it was apparently a dark, deeply disturbed person, and I didn't sleep for a week after that.

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@povaristocrat @steph2kids @Jess116116 @archer_rs Lace up boots are hard to remove

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@BasedIllinoisan Well, first you have to have a definition of your religion that insists other people living their lives is somehow an affront to your own bubble. And then everything else unfolds from there.

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@NemoAugustus Yes. While Roddenberry had the idea, Nimoy made it such a special thing. That's not just his acting as Spock, but the massive work he did for the movies to bridge from TOS to TNG. Without it, there'd be no legacy.

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@slambo312 @joesakthatsme @arthurcolle @EdwardVersaii @ryxcommar Cops really thought they were Batman dealing with The Riddler.

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@AlaskanTzar This person is complaining that a sex-oriented deck of cards that a person bought for themselves is sexualized. I'm all for not exposing kids to sexy stuff in media during prime-time, but that's definitely not this and was definitely--as you said--far more common in the past.

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@eevee I like how anytime GitHub does something that people don't like, the tweets blow up with "we need to make a decentralized git!" Highly entertaining.

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@JynKnightShadow I feel like the Razor Crest is better because it has so much more room for activities.

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@MalwareTechBlog We've gone from, like, 10 people to now regularly averaging 50. Really good mix of demographics in the group, too. And I've had the privilege to hear lots of stories of how the group has helped specific individuals break through industry prejudice into their dream careers.

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@Mary_Mycio @noclador Radar is "RAdio Detection And Ranging". Radio waves are "a type of electromagnetic radiation". Radar is definitely radiation. It's not alpha radiation like one might find decaying from nuclear material, but it's still a kind of radiation.

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@t3dotgg I've decided I'm not dumb enough to be a startup founder. All my previous startups failed because I didn't think anyone was stupid enough to buy our broken products. Yet everything I've ever made, within 2 weeks, has been far more complete of a product than this thing.

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@keatsdidit I've seen so many rando video and account bannings on TikTok with no explanation, yet people legitimately advocating for the overthrow of our government go completely untouched. TikTok doesn't explain itself because it knows we'll hate the real reason they're doing this shit.

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@colorscolorsr So you hate Happy Family Golden Yum Duck?

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@maiamindel There's one scene where Dumblegonnigol or whoever explains to Harry that Slitherings are not inherently bad, just ambitious, and then the rest of the series is "Shiterlings are inherently bad. Period. Full stop."

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