"Limits?"
"Don't have any! ๐"
"Do you have a butt plug?"
"Oh, I don't do butt stuff.."
"Do you have anything for CBT?"
"Oh, no pain stuff.."
"Grab a shot glass for your cum."
"Oh, I'm not into eating cum.."
THOSE ARE LIMITS.
I ASK FOR A REASON.
TELL ME YOUR LIMITS.
Fuck.
@hashjenni
Me texting in my Facebook and Twitter statuses and not taking my text message signature off beforehand, so all my statuses looked like:
*Sigh* I'm bored today.
~โHollywood Undeadโ~
&
..is hating stupid people extra today.
โก Dubstep โก is โก life โก
@marara_one
@kirawontmiss
Huh? What are you on?
Insomnia, anxiety, itching, and other skin problems are not harmless, in my opinion.
Some people also have severe reactions to They're also REALLY hard to get rid of.
You can say they don't spread diseases all you want, but they are far from HARMLESS.
@ShouldHaveCat
They need help getting their claws unstuck sometimes, especially when they are small and still learning to control their bodies.
It may look like they are "clingy" or "lazy," but they are just stuck..
Imagine being pulled around by your nail, not super comfortable.
Not
@VigilanteKit
6 or 7 is not even considered "senior" yet..
Kitten: Birth to 1 year.
Young adult: 1 year - 6 years.
Mature adult: 7 years - 10 years.
Senior: 10+ years.
Two of my cats are 11 and in really good shape. They don't even seem that old. Unbelievable that people think this way.
@DrewStr56396515
@PunishedFredda
The number of people without access to water is growing in Sub-Saharan Africa. It is the only region of the world where this is happening.
I want a sub that I can lie to, manipulate, and gaslight. ๐
I want to have them pay for a session a couple days in advance..
..then when the time comes..
Tell them I never agreed to that, they never sent, and they'll have to send to book.
Rinse and repeat. ๐
โข Findom โข
@mattxiv
It kinda depends, unfortunately.
My friend came out to her dad, and he basically said, "Idc, let's go get Chinese food." and they had a good day together.
After she left, he outted her to that entire side of the family (after she specifically said she was waiting to do so) and
@gregthesorcerer
Leave the back door open, shut off all the lights in your house, turn on a flashlight, and leave it outside the door. They're attracted to light and will see themselves out.
"Wanna expose me?"
"Sure. $30 deposit."
"No.. You expose me and then I pay."
"No.. You pay me and then I expose you "
"Well I'm not into paying for stuff beforehand.. I like to be forced to pay."
"Well then I'm not into you. Goodbye."
@Joshua_Ubeku
@isasquare
Your kitties, I believe, would technically be classified as "tuxedo tabby".
Typically, when they have variations of greys or browns/red-ish, they are tabbies.
Calicos, on the other hand, have very distinct and separate colors. Usually white, black, red/orange.
The top 2 are
"I have no limits." is NOT a flex.
If a Domme is educated.. It's a HUGE red flag.
My subs are REQUIRED to have limts.
If they're inexperienced, I can help them pinpoint their exact limits..
But I REQUIRE basic limits before engaging in kink.
โข Findom โข Femdom โข FinSubs โข
@InsaneRealitys
Yahoo says this is 3 foot long snake being removed from the woman's stomach after it slithered into her mouth while she slept..
This also seems unlikely.
.
My best guess (as someone who knows nothing) is that this is an abnormally large ascaris worm.
@InsaneRealitys
What is this really?
People are saying it's a tapeworm, but it can't be, right?
Tapeworms attach themselves to the intestines and absorb nutrients there while food moves through and digests.
They don't live in the stomach.
They are also VERY flat, not fat like this thing is.
I wish more subs liked doing household tasks. (Chores, repairs, yard work, organization, and the like.)
There's nothing more satisfying to me than making subs clean house.
ESPECIALLY if they're married, I love using a man to make another woman's day.
โข Findom โข Femdom โข
Even if you AREN'T into Findom.. Realize that you're going to have to PAY if you want a professional.
From key holding to random sessions.. You will PAY to be handled by professionals.
Just because a Domme ENJOYS a kink WITHOUT cash involved, doesn't mean she'll do it for free.
I had an oddly high number of new Dommes DM me yesterday so I'm going to put a few things out there that I, & many others have already said a lot but I'll reiterate.
(This is just a short thread of SOME of the things I've learned, Maybe I'll add more later. Excuse any typos.๐ )
@TinoBambino3
@ShiniBlackRose
@nominalnaomi
You.. You do know men CAN naturally lactate, right?
It's rare and (usually) caused by heightened hormone production, but possible.
How are y'all SO comfortable opening your mouths on subjects you know nothing about? It's unnerving.
@TheMcKenziest
First one. I hate eye contact. It feels incredibly intimate. I have trained myself to be better about it over the years, though. But I also have found that not a lot of people really mind too much if it's clear you're actually listening.
I hate when subs ask me what dynamic I prefer..
Because I can't honestly say.
I like the ones that come and go, I like the ones that form strong bonds, I like the ones that don't speak, I like the ones that just wanna talk, I like the ones in between..
They're all different.๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
If your dick is shorter than your credit card.. You owe me $20. *
If your dick can fit inside a toilet paper roll.. You owe me $20. *
If your dick is shorter than your Roku remote.. You owe me $20. *
* and a picture.
$TempQueen404
โข Findom โข FinSubs โข SPH โข
If I tell a sub to send and they don't.. I'm not into "making" them do it.
HUGE turn off personally.
It feels like begging to me.. and I don't beg.
I give orders.
They can come back around when they're actually willing and *eager* to serve.
โข Findom โข GDRT โข FinSubs โข
SEX WORKER PROMOTION POST.๐
Post your cash links, wishlists, OnlyFans pages, other social media, favorite tiddy / booty pic, clip sites, types of sessions you like, whatever you want!
LET'S GET SOME SHAMELESS SELF PROMOTION GOING! PROUD OF YOU ALL!๐
#BBR
#Findom
#GDRT
I am actually a very nice person.
I just..
On occasion..
Have the urge to ruin someone's credit with my tits.
Does that make me a bad person?
Probably.
But it's hot.
โข Findom โข
@weforcolumbus
@TaraBull808
How many normal, loving fathers do YOU know PERSONALLY that sensually nibble on their son's ear like that? In public, no less??
If you know any.. Send their information to the police immediately.
A lot of Twitter subs ARE community sluts.. You're lying to yourself if you think otherwise.. A lot of them don't WANT to be owned, have 6 accounts, & pay 40 Dommes..
..& As long as they're honest, who cares? Get yours & move on.. They'll be back in a week.๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
#Findom
Install cameras in every inch of your home for me..
I want to spy on you in your most private moments.
โข Findom โข Humiliation โข Femdom โข Kink โข D/s โข Domme โข SubMale โข