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Joined October 2009
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@CFBHome This Death Valley?
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@ReportBulldawg Rich having a Georgia fan to tell people to stay in their lane, when you're defending players that can't do the same.
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9 months
@BigGameBoomer @usctrojan43 How long is your finger?!
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1 month
Upon further review, it appears that Georgia has crossed a line.
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4 months
@CFBHome At least show both night atmospheres. Tennessee is better.
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3 months
@itsbrittanyrose Well he also said that men need to be better husbands and father's too. Don't leave that part out of it, it's important. Wouldn't have to worry about abuse if a man was raised by a man with strong values. Men are failing, which he alluded to.
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@KD0Jimmy_Q_ @UpToTASK No idea? She's not in a bubble.
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@gyaigyimii @Drake Who knew the slaves he's freeing are the kids Drake's hiding?
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3 months
@Marvz_Said_It @Akademiks @keep6ixsolid Canadian beef is called Moose.
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@roovols Dude took an absolute beating here and still got up and played. I'll never question his heart and toughness. It's not like he had great coaching while he was here either. Probably would have been a stud under Heupel.
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@MsBigBack You have to drip the pepper juice all over that filet.
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@the_king_of_TN Nah, Tennessee sucks. Worst state ever. (We're full man, don't tell anyone how good it is here!)
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Well shit, I blew a couple of fingers off tonight.
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10 months
@2Trump2024 @elonmusk You know he's from South Africa right? And invested BILLIONS of dollars in the US, creating a lot of jobs. His point is pretty valid.
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@SoulSetApart @ElliottWilson Al is one of the greatest producers in hip hop. Whoever thinks he's not part of the culture is wrong.
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1 year
@Brett_McMurphy Roll Tide in Italian means "he who sleeps with cousins".
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4 months
@12otrips First time you've ever peed standing up.
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@itsbrittanyrose Well he clearly didn't advocate for abusing women. He saying that strong dual parent households should be seen as a positive. Women can develop an addiction and be abusive just as easily, so that's not a male only thing.
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@ResurrectMusic @crazyclipsonly Technically all videos are old.
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4 months
@Rewindz_Burner @DailyLoud Those his ghostwriters behind him?
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3 months
@TristanGHill @kirawontmiss As soon as he started dragging it out, my head exploded. How is this man doing this???
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7 months
@BigKidDinner @KniggaNoah @_willcompton Says the guy who paid for Twitter to name himself after an animated character.
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2 years
@TTRMFT @OmahaProd @CFBHome Sorry, they should have played Dixieland Delight. Oh wait, that's a Tennessee song too.
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2 years
@FightThaPower @ESPNCFB @Vol_Football @henhook2 Yeah, the refs were the ones getting burnt by Jalin Hyatt...
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@itsbrittanyrose Well, that's what all this is, right? Each other's opinions?
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10 months
@legalzsegz @visegrad24 It's a ship, not a submarine. Of course it was done on purpose.
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2 years
@BarstoolUK You're just hurt cause we bought that mustard from Publix.
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2 years
@wanya_smith32 @BrandonShipley0 @PFF_College Yeah, lets forget who had more yards, more yards per rec, more touchdowns. None of that is what you want in a WR. Can he make a catch upside down while drinking a latte and playing a violin???
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10 months
@Stereid02 @sniderstyle @visegrad24 It's because NATO isn't the one invading countries...
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4 months
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9 months
Just had to say goodbye to sweet Penny tonight. Tough night.
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@AD_DannyWhite Only if you keep the troughs.
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2 years
@ThatEricAlper Here comes the sons...
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6 months
@Dans_Fox @ChipsAverage @iluminatibot How about an impact with a 500 mph jet? Kinda leaving that part out.
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3 months
@itsbrittanyrose Then why mention it if your point is abusive men?
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@bigA1208 @Vol_Sports The fact that all of these are believable scenarios shows how far the athletic department has come.
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3 months
@itsbrittanyrose "Being financially dependent on a man leaves you vulnerable in dangerous situations." You sure?
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@Jakesbbn How was Kentucky's funeral?
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2 years
@BigGameBoomer Tennessee-Memphis was a good one until Penny ran away from it.
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@3rdPartyN0w @Iron_Cub So you like to use two hands on dudes?
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7 months
@judisky25 @DramaAlert I know it's fake now. A Miami alien would have a grill.
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2 years
@GamecockFB Tennessee fan here...I'm slow clapping at this. I love a good troll, even at our expense. Kudos.
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@fifthquarterfsu I can draw random lines too.
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@LoganTheVol What if we just had visors with her eyes on them?
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@UVAFootball Praying for your team through this horrible tragedy.
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7 months
@NormalVolFan Hookup to bluetooth and test out the sound system with Rocky Top.
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@dajinx13813 @On3Recruits @CameronSmith_tv I'm hoping it's a rental. If he's already buying Lambos when he just got his NIL money, he'll be broke as soon as his football career is over.
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8 months
@cosmicdawg9 @dom_lucre 1000 9/11's? What kind of metric is that? What does that even mean?
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2 years
@Lebummerson @barstoolsports You mean thinking a song that was written about Tennessee by a Tennessean while driving in Tennessee is about Alabama?
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10 months
@kirk_noyes "Most people make of things that make them feel insecure about themselves" "Kiss your cousin" What you trying to tell us boss?
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@LizCrokin @ISPInc2 "Needless to say, God can judge them; however, I will continue to do my part to arrange that meeting. " Did you just threaten to kill Jay Z?
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@BarstoolTenn @BarstoolUofSC Worst Super Bowl wardrobe malfunction since Janet Jackson.
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@mrbarnicoat @Alex_Oloyede2 Hasn't a country without a navy destroyed half of Russia's Black Sea Fleet?
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2 years
@NicoleAuerbach Hyatt had better numbers against tougher competition. Try again.
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@Abar_VFL @suckmyvols @gmannVOLS Wait until @Vol_Football social media team makes their recap video. He's gonna have a stroke.
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@TomLockjr @TheCoachesDesk This "Drake smelling his fingers after changing a diaper" pic of the guy talking about a guy's pic who is also talking about another guy's pic?
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@FunkerActual Can you imagine tubing or wake boarding behind that?
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2 years
@330SportsShow @AdamSparks Re-read what he said. CURRENT top 25 teams. If it was ranked teams when played, Hooker would still smoke them. Hooker 11 TDs 4-0 1int Young 5 TDs 2-1 Stroud 2 TDs 1-0
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@pukeSKYhopper So you watch a lot of male love movies huh...
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@icymauh @mymixtapez Yeah, they're called drag queens.
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@Clemson_Addict Oh no, a clemson fan doesn't like us.
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@BrandoAKing Once again, you win and immediately think about Tennessee. Wild.
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1 year
@IrnaEnglish Force must mean something different in Iran...
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8 months
@peta @SamPeters_BHAFC 30m people saw this as they continued to eat their turkey.
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@Valhalla73 @LateKickJosh Nah, they got to watch that bama D get smoked by Hyatt 5 times.
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@MarchMadnessMBB @PurdueSports NCAA in their death throws trying to get back at Tennessee.
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@TJAltimore Vols standing out. 🍊🍊🍊
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@big_croner @HipHopAllDayy Pour one out for Cole, but this is the correct answer.
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2 years
@acmcgaha @_lowrain_ And that's what makes me nervous. If there's a coach that can scheme against Heupel, it's probably Smart. He sounds like he really understands what Tennessee is doing. I'm definitely not writing off the Vols, but I do think Georgia will be well prepared.
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@BarstoolVandy @BarstoolTenn You're not even the best hospital in Nashville.
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@KyleMoshier First real experience with a Tennessee Vol fan? You live in a cave? This is OUR state.
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@CFBHome I just see two stadiums filled with Tennessee fans.
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@UmbraInfinite @thechosenberg Well she's Japanese and pretending to be Chicano, so yeah.
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@JWPSports Big Tennessee fan, and running through the T not being on here is laughable (I mean touching a rock???). That being said the Hawkeye Wave to the children's hospital clears this entire list.
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@CoachSBeamer Probably typed this out with Taylor Swift blaring in the background.
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@BarstoolVandy @BarstoolTenn Still had a Tennessee player get a ring. You're cheering for a loss of a team that one of your players was on.
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@Jon_Goddy @Dans_Fox @ChipsAverage @iluminatibot This wasn't a coke can, it was a fully loaded jet filled with jet fuel hitting at 500 mph.
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@paintuplsu @CFBHome Your come back is that we beat you. Ok.
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@BarstoolTexasAM At least he's not doing jazz hands while his buddies are arm in arm moaning behind him.
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@VolMoose Easy there, don't wanna end up on Georgia's football team.
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@KingAdrock42 @FreckledLiberty You've never dated a ventriloquist, and it shows.
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@K_Roc205 @On3sports @JesseReSimonton Not sure that's the insult you thought it was.
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@TyBSaunders @dom_lucre @cryptoshi2k21 So you support pedophilia, because that's exactly what this is. The hell is wrong with you?
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@BBoyBlockchain @stoolpresidente When Tuscaloosa gets electricity and running water.
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@BoardGeniuses So THAT'S what "Inside Texas" means.
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@DRVawl No, he overshot it.
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@RegalMill388 @VolRumorMill @GregMcElroy You keep saying WWE like its a bad thing. Knoxville's mayor is literally Kane. Go be boring somewhere else @GregMcElroy .
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@SSN_TAMU Besides FSU, A&M is the team I've been the most nervous about. Probably the most even match up we have. Good game today and good series so far.
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@prinetvidma @Vol_Hoops Fatherless behavior. Rick Barnes is praying for you.
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@_LeIand_ How about every time they screw up they get Leland'd.
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@Upliftingvision @PicturesFoIder He was then arrested and sentenced to death.
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@SSN_Wahoos @UVAFootball @SSN_Tennessee @SSN_ACC Well hopefully you're not in charge of logistics.
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@savannahkjoness @CFBONFOX I didn't realize that Lucas Oil Stadium was in Athens.
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@OrangeVitello Look, Reviellie is a good dog, but Smokey is the BESTEST dog.
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