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@Dans_Fox @iluminatibot As someone who works in the steel industry I can confirm that this doesn’t make the beams indestructible.

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6 months

@parasgilll Ever heard of a pass?

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6 months

@cufcmike Queue along the bar but if you see someone who’s clearly been waiting before you let them order first. Standard etiquette.

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7 months

@notpaul1985x Class. Genuinely made me laugh out loud.

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3 months

@Logan_swfc Just leave the guy alone. Proper virgin behaviour this.

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6 months

@RayRayOfficial As an Arsenal fan, I got to say, that’s pathetic.

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4 months

@richcleaver Weird taking photos of someone taking a piss isn’t it?

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7 months

@Arron2Smith This is why these are some of the lowest ranked teams in Europe and aren’t paraded as if they are anything but.

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5 months

@StHonorable @visegrad24 Because they won’t be Italian people they would be Africans living in Italy.

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3 months

@TheShirtUnion @OfficialNocta Terrible. Venezia and Kappa had some of the best shirts in the game.

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7 months

@lixmkay @hardestgeezer They’ve already done it, Forrest Gump.

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6 months

@racingblogger Bugle has well and truly kicked in.

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2 months

@paddypower The Man City shirt was too accurate. Cheering in their own ground about being beaten, the most embarrassing thing in Premier League history.

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6 months

@sspencerukk 6 pints and 3 lines is basically the equivalent of having 1/2 pint.

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10 months

@tim_brannigan Do people actually talk like that?

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5 months

@FBAwayDays I thought Leeds were supposed to be hard? Done by Norwich 😂

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7 months

@NeilLFC4 4 days weekend followed by a week of self loathing.

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7 months

@cammbfc Videoing a child…. That’s very weird.

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3 months

@Logan_swfc He’s not but the guy making all the noise sounds like a mug.

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4 months

@joeross00 Pep and Arteta, the only managers whose team scored over 90 goals in the league last season?

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11 months

@CrimeLdn What a legend.

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11 months

@mikeyworrall1 @TfL Imagine if people decided to strike up a conversation during that time. Scary thought.

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3 months

@GRMDAILY All of these people who supposedly struggled and came from nothing all flaunting their riches, that’s embarrassing. No wonder young black people look to make a fast money instead of building careers.

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5 months

@OxAct4Pal From someone who has an olive grove, I’d be amazed if that tree is still alive in 10 years.

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7 months

@AFSCLondon Still looking for a ticket if anyone would like to sell!

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5 months

@jackjonestv Still doing the same old staged content? Bell end.

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5 months

@XXL This has to be the worst era for “rap” music since the beginning of time.

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6 months

@XXL Real ones won’t forget More or Less. Shyne would’ve absolute banged if we wasn’t locked up.

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6 months

@jasonPSG88 @racingblogger You barely broke even.

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4 months

@TomSandersDJ Hamster music.

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4 months

The Streets! Mike Skinner a proper front man! Superb #Glastonbury

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11 months

@kjd9990 @JustStop_Oil Dicks by name, dicks by nature.

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5 months

@IFTVofficial Hope they make it to the final! We need more teams from the South in Serie A!

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1 month

@HSTIKKYTOKKY4 Reminds me of when I was 19! Smashing young and old fanny for fun. 20-30 is a numbers game, then the serious part comes in, find a girl who hasn’t been battered from pillar to post to wife up….. legends can find them… simps can’t. That separates the men from the boys.

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4 months

@ProSportsAdvLtd You’re a terrible tipster but the affiliate and subscription money keeps you in business. If it was for your actual bets you’d be skint.

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7 months

@stusfootyflash Teddy Sheringham was an absolute bell end wasn’t he? Probably still is.

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4 months

@_Arne_Slot Literally nothing stopping him from leaving.

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6 months

@iclarke84 @Arsenal No problem for innocent “supporters”.

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8 months

@DefiantFootyLs @SpursOfficial @TheLFAOfficial Must’ve been due to winning the league in October.

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1 year

@CrimeLdn Replace them with England flags and I bet the locals would cry. They hate this country.

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9 months

@Thekeksociety I believe it, I sometimes think I’m hearing Yiddish under my basement.

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4 months

@CamJohnWilson @BBCNews Basing your whole personality around your sexual choice is hilarious.

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4 months

@madmanmizzy Deport him.

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3 months

@Matthew_Wright @CamdenCouncil Forcing women with pushchairs and disabled wheelchair users on to the road so you can fit your massive car, how lovely of you.

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4 months

@admirim My children were baptised in this church!

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2 months

@TheRealDonreal Not even the end of the transfer window, get a grip.

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9 days

@theJeremyVine Not the most disturbing video I’ve seen today, saw one earlier of a man who’s clearly having a over mid life crisis wearing women’s high heels prancing around an office, very bizarre.

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2 months

@terryflewers Wow, that’s astonishing. It’s difficult to accept that there is an agenda but all the signs are there….

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4 months

@tkowdeluxe That was awkward….. Dua Lipa like I’m just going to go and stand over here.

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1 year

@JustStop_Oil Hopefully the numbers increase. Disrupting the general public and emergency services isn’t winning anyone over.

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11 months

@Loupen55 @JustStop_Oil He’s actually been imprisoned for breach of his bail conditions. He’s an idiot.

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5 months

@90sPlayers Was he doping at this time?

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5 months

@90sfootball I wish I could be teleported back to that exact moment with all the knowledge I have now and live from then onwards. What a time to be alive!

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9 days

@craig_c83 I don’t consider myself to be a great Dad but one thing I would never do, is leave my kids unattended anywhere. Madness.

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1 year

@Stillmanator Hilarious, you think both of those players are good enough for a team who’s aim is the win the title.

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1 year

Does anyone know a book publisher or writer that’d be interested in writing about an interesting life story? If you know anyone please get in touch! #LifeStory #Writer #Literature #Biography #Autobiography

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10 months

@catsscareme2021 Marshall Matters 😂

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11 months

@rul3z7 @piersmorgan Do you feel as strongly about all those who have settled in the UK from Islamic countries that offered them no future?

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2 months

@nickoverheard Do you know how ridiculous this reads, it’s a man.

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7 months

@STEFANCOYS Won’t it clash with Emmerdale?

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5 months

@SimangalisoThe2 @StHonorable @visegrad24 Thank you for the offer but no.

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6 months

@MPSWestminster Another step to domination by those who cannot be criticised. Pathetic from the Met. Who’s in charge of this city?!

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5 months

@BattamsCallum @FBAwayDays Norwich beware.

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1 month

@DavidKD Anyone over 35 would 100% disagree. These separate the men from the boys on the pitch.

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3 months

@BBCSport Whose kids are those?

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9 months

@Amiri_uno @SuellaBraverman He knew what he was doing.

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4 months

@Patrick_Topping Good advert for not doing drugs.

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4 months

@PaulSenior1 @Carra23 Carragher had a bit of mdma and been sniffing by the looks of it.

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4 months

@alwoothain Have you seen how good the fan experience has been in the euros?! Incredible compared to the stake environment of Qatar.

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4 months

@NorthLondonRe What a nice fella.

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1 year

@Goubtube Wanker. Telling British people they forget they have blood on their hands. Absolute nonsense. Protesting in the streets of England isn’t going to change a thing, get on a plane to Gaza and make some real effort to make a difference.

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@SkyNews @AnnaJonesSky Unfortunately there are a lot of cowards hiding behind the “peaceful call for ceasefire”, and will be marching with their faces covered up with different motives. We all know the reason why but people are afraid to say.

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@JakeCOYI Getting a 15 year olds number at the football, ballsy.

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4 months

@Solo9ii He DM’d me and called me a cunt once because I compared womens football to frozen pizza.

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8 months

@pcadam1 The amount of people who don’t understand the concept on minimum of added minutes astounds me.

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2 months

@TimTasker17 His carer must cringe whenever he stands up.

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@JimJones1425 @SpursOfficial By in large the Jewish community hasn’t inflicted the same terror in the streets on the UK as Muslims, that’s why.

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5 months

@Realaldo474 @supreme_cbd It’s a placebo and does absolutely nothing.

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3 months

@MPSNewham We don’t grass up hero’s.

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9 months

@britishblackman @Andrew_Heaton That’s true but he didn’t have a German accent.

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7 months

@CalcioEngland The more teams from the south in Serie B upwards the better!

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7 months

@90sfootball Sensible World of Soccer probably the greatest football game of all time, that combined with CM 97/98 is unbeatable.

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1 year

@acjimbo please lock Jermaine Jenas out at half time! Dreadful! Vibe killer!

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3 months

@billythebee99 This is classic Dutch hooliganism. Running in groups attacking bars of civilians who have no intention of fighting.

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9 months

@JustStop_Oil Hahahaha just when you thought you couldn’t hate them anymore!

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10 months

@Tgarratt10 Not even close. 0-0 in 92nd minute that bet was dead.

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@derJamesJackson I was in Germany recently for the first time and it wasn’t what I expected, seems like it’d become a dumping ground for undesirable foreign nationals.

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@davina_thfc @nee_kap Hopefully his lawyers don’t see this and sue you for defamation of character.

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5 months

@jamiecweir Good comeback Quasimodo.

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6 months

@VisionaryVoid @historyinmemes I’m old enough to remember that face as Issac Yankem!

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2 months

@ellis_platten He’s still with the bird. As much as I dislike the guy, clearly not everything is as it seemed.

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10 months

@ChampionsLeague @Heineken Every week in Champions League there’s something special.

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5 months

@BrasilEdition It’s either going to be Vini or Bellingham. There are no other options.

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9 months

@hurryupharry Tough guys covering their faces.

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@LauraJeanneArt @AintreeRaces @Redknapp En route to pick up Niko and Crouchy?

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