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Brian Spilei

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15 days

PHD student. Something to do with reproduction in newts. Vegan. Lives in flat bought by parents and rents out two rooms to undergraduates for £700pm.

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1 year

From the look on his face he can feel your cock though.

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2 years

Sturgeon says we don't treat any other group in society with pre-emptive safeguarding. Yes we do. It's why women have single sex spaces.

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2 years

It’s incredibly bad luck that after 7 years of painstaking inquiry and the sharpest minds in our parliament ruminating that just days after 2/3rds of MSPs gave themselves a round of applause a rapist has done the thing they said would never happen.

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11 months

Just contacted British Gas to tell them I’m not paying the outstanding £11,000 bill because a child turned the heating on and I don’t understand how heating works.

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6 months

@jk_rowling It’s just science.

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10 months

See, the hardest thing for me was leaving the life. I still love the life...We ran everything. We paid off cops. We paid off lawyers. We paid off judges. Everybody had their hands out. Everything was for the taking. And now it’s all over. And that’s the hardest part.

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3 years

Water Way to start the new year.

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11 months

'Let's not jump to conclusions. Perhaps one of the hijackers was simply trying to drop a package off at a friends office.'

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3 years

That feeling when you've just told the world the price of independence will be double the current income tax.

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2 years

Incredible to think the First Minister has gone on a journey from a trans woman is a woman and they can self declare with no oversight to there's no way this is a woman and they should be in a male prison in under a week.

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1 year

‘A second presenter has just left This Morning.’

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1 year

So Sturgeon was acting SNP treasurer when they failed to notify of a £107,000 loan from her husband and that their auditor had run away. Which is fine.

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1 year

I have a grudging admiration for anyone attending a crime festival while under actual criminal investigation.

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3 years

Where did the Scottish Govt find the £586 million to underwrite Gupta steel without asking the treasury or even bothering to tell parliament yet they can't find cash to help Scottish businesses?

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3 years

The man in charge of Scotland’s pandemic response fell off a scooter while showing off for a tv camera crew. This is where we’re at.

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And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife And you may ask yourself, "Well, how did I get here?"

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'I can't get in touch with any of my friends now.'

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5 years

I see Owen Jones is regenerating again. I wonder who he’ll be this time.

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2 years

Is he really this stupid?

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1 year

If you are a woman residing in the Rutherglen area and this odd little man asks you if you will vote SNP you should ask him why in other situations he thinks women should not be allowed to speak.

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1 year

‘Alan, I need you to hide a phone for me.’

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1 year

Give her a fruit shoot and stick on Octonauts.

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And I'll drive her up the west coast Through villages and towns I'll be on my holidays They'll be doing their rounds They'll ask me how I got her I'll say, "I scammed the muppets" They'll say, "Isn't she pretty? That camper called Dignity"

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3 years

If Nicola Sturgeon won the election ‘overwhelmingly’ why has she drafted in the Scottish Greens?

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11 months

One day, but not today, the SNP will realise they have elected a moron to lead them.

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3 years

'Wewease Dwokowic.'

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2 years

Quite possibly the dimmest man in Scotland.

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1 year

Incredible images from the SNP headquarters building in Edinburgh.

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4 years

‘That was Mass Vaccination by AstraZeneca.’

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3 years

Scottish Nationalists are simultaneously furious about English buying houses in Scotland while shouting about us needing unfettered immigration and being more welcoming. It’s a level of intellect I hope to acquire someday.

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1 year

‘Fucks sake, Peter. I said I need a camper man.’

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2 years

10 years as the UK's most competent politician and you go on a magazine show to tel folk a cardboard box of baby stuff is your greatest achievement. Incredible.

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4 years

The First Ministers statement that she does not want to see all vaccines used quickly because their won’t be any left if supplies dry up is truly bizarre. No logic to that at all.

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1 year

If Sturgeon is refusing to show face it can only mean there is MUCH worse to come. Delicious.

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10 months

Imagine the media frenzy if a Tory MP was dogged with rumours of a relative making large cash donations to the party before they were parachuted into a seat, and their estranged spouse handed over text messages showing an affair with another Tory during lockdown restrictions.

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3 years

Fun Fact. More SNP elected members have made statements in court than have actually spoken in either parliament.

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3 years

This is especially amazing given 20p pieces are not magnetic. Other than that this all checks out.

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11 months

"Whatttttsssssaaaaappppp!' 'Fuck off, Kate.'

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2 years

Remember that Trans Women ARE women until it becomes an issue for Nicola Sturgeon. When her freedom is threatened the rules change straight away.

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2 years

hahahahaha Nicola Sturgeon is claiming she can't talk about the Bryson case because it's 'sub judice'. I mean the trial is over so it's not and in any case she called him a rapist which would be a fairly pronounced contempt. She trained a s lawyer.

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1 year

Incredible scenes over Edinburgh.

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4 years

Twat.

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Apparently it’s never been driven as the windows are bits of painted plywood.

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10 months

If the roads were smooth, bins were cleaned, schools were functioning and you could see a doctor/dentist when you needed I suspect most folk wouldn’t be that bothered about a few hundred quid a year extra. I resent paying for SNP mediocrity.

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1 year

Given Peter Murrell is at a loose end just now perhaps he could drive the woman he shares a house with to whatever fucking engagement we just paid two cops to undertake.

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4 years

Remembering that time Scottish nationalists managed to overlook when Chris Law MP bought a Scottish castle and told everyone he was going to make a respite holiday home for disabled kids. He lives there with his partner.

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2 years

In Scotland it's deemed unacceptable to believe a man turned water into wine, but acceptable to believe a certificate turns a man into a woman. So that's pretty fucking groovy.

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Good to have SNP leader Humza Yousaf as treasurer. While a director of the SIF charity it spent £220,000 and produced nothing. Well it did employ him and two of his cousins. It wound up a few weeks later.

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7 years

Mum's making single market access for tea!

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1 year

STV mothball their two hour Nicola Sturgeon Special they had ready for broadcast. Interviews with Elaine C Smith, Brian Cox and Alan Cummings.

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1 year

Would be pretty funny if the auditor reviewing the SNP accounts in the last few years was the husband of an SNP Minister.

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Incredible scenes at Nicola Sturgeon's house.

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1 year

Colin Beattie. If you want a measure of the prick, here he is.

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1 year

So an SNP insider must have told the police what voice messages to look for. Someone is singing.

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10 months

Mairi McAllan busy answering an avalanche of email from African Presidents asking for world leading advice on how to launder Jaguar cars and Camper vans.

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2 years

Is Nicola Sturgeon really going to sit in the back benches for three years while ten years of skeletons are removed from the cupboard?

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6 months

@peracchm It’s a bus would be number one.

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10 months

I don't want to panic you but the Scottish Govt has unfunded pay deals worth hundreds of millions that they knew they could not meet. This week the collective genius of Yousaf, Robinson et al will meet to look bemused at bits of paper. Deeply unserious people.

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3 years

This is just what Scotland needs after 48 months of a pandemic. Straight into another campaign to bitterly divide everyone again. It’s utterly insane.

Sturgeon to set timetable for Indyref2 Bill in 'weeks' despite 'unpredictable' pandemic

NICOLA Sturgeon has said she will set the legislative timetable for a second independence referendum in “weeks” despite admitting we are still…

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1 year

In Glasgow earlier. If you’re a fan of boarded up shops, stale urine, homelessness, open air psychiatric wards, road chaos and rotten plywood street seating then why not visit today. The city council is a joke. They’ve made a silk purse into a piss diseased arsehole.

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4 years

I’m becoming increasingly worried that the SNP are not shouting from the rooftops about how our vaccination programme is performing so much better than the English Scheme. It only means one thing.

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2 years

‘Just one question. Why are you all white?’

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Chapman was born in Rhodesia and as a child of white settlers would have been delighted with her family being slaughtered due to the illegal occupation and subjugation of the indigenous people by the incumbent white administration. Also she’s a clown shoe.

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2 years

Why hasn't anyone asked Humza Yousaf how he managed to blow £220,000 on an Islamic Festival that never happened?

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2 years

Live scenes from Barlinnie Prison as the application process for Cornton Vale is opened up.

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3 years

And then daddy just paid another top school to take me.

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4 years

Petition to rename Brewdog - Lapdog.

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3 years

So Humza Yousaf can respond immediately to a Tok Tok video but can't respond to a drastic drop in attendance for vaccinations. This is why we can't have nice things.

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3 years

Nothings says ‘we’re fucked’ like being unable to explain a set of accounts.

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Brian Spilei

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10 months

Can anyone explain why Police Scotland have not demanded the Daily Mail provide the names of the politicians who broke lockdown rules so they can be interviewed?

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1 year

Once again for the hard of thinking. If they were doing this at party level they were doing it at government level.

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