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All things football & common sense. There is no grey area, it's ⚫⚪ If I've offended you, you're probably stupid.

Newcastle Upon Tyne, England
Joined October 2023
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@BrexitBassist @James_740 I think a lot of people are misunderstanding all of this....Islam is not a person, an individual invention is great, it was a person who came up with it not Islam, catholicism isn't to be thanked for the light bulb.
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@Mag_PaulHow1969 @NUFC @NCSL1892 @bazza080808 Karius for Miley in the false 10 role. He needs an assist or goal to kick start his season 💪
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@fkhanage Perhaps their defending stopped them scoring 9?
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@uglygame The Newcastle United owner, himself an ally to the UK, warmly greeting Rishi Sunak, the United Kingdoms leader and first Asian prime minister, while remaining a Premier League club owner in good standing.
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@NUFC_DazzaD "hi Eddie, just wondering what you could have done to stop Kieron commiting two human unforced errors to cost us the game?"
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@AdzBoogie That is a bang average £12 trim. Maybe £14 cos used a razor. Madness.
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@anon_opin But it's harder and you have to paint it....plus it doesn't look like it's been made from Lego.
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@micktay54_ @buddyefc1265635 @ScarcityStudios @2__Trill That's a really odd reply, nobody thought of race. Just sexual assault.
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Tell me you're an idiot without telling me you're an idiot.
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Wow. They have a clear angle that shows out which they believe is out as well.
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@Carl_TFaith Whilst living in Monaco
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@TomMaloneJr @donlogan80outl1 He doesn't comment on it, he used it as reference as women's football is being dragged into our lives whether we want it or not. This is the problem with women's football, men don't care if they play or are celebrated they just don't want to be force fed it.
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@Capt_Fishpaste @_iain__ Bore off you hypocrite.
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@jakesafc2508 I've never watched a Sunderland game that we haven't played in and these are sat watching our press conferences 😂
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@JoelBlandSport Phillip Billing make me feel sick.
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@CounsellingSam @NealPaul1971 Have you seen France 🤣 it's nearly an islamic state, the monarchy is part of our identify, it's generates income, yes it's needs a shake up but also it's future generations will be different. It's not just money for nothing.
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@JamesPike1702 @uglygame Right....as does any leader. It's not a flex, it's pointing out that the narrative can be changed to the agenda. World leaders meet other world leaders.
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@ywomendeservles Sounds like a Childish Gambino song.
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@leagleist I can't stand her but tbf he has had the comparison numerous times. It's the way he glides and his touch. He is phenomenal TBF to him just doesn't get the service.
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@AlexanderW90029 @NewcastleFansTV You never seen football before?
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@EastStandeano @J_Quince Plus on top of all of this, systems and networks take time. We only hired or were looking at hiring (job adverts) scouts for America 6 month ago.
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@dadthedish @ToonMouthTyne Nee wonder you make burgers, biggest whoppa I've seen. Have a day off, another one who's never played.
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@TravellingScaff @WelBeast If you think that ball is out of play you need to go look for a new sport.
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@lee1892Johnson I WANT GEORDIE THOR!
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@Depenzashop Does it work on testicles?
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@secondtierpod Why didn't they play him in the derby? Can't be that good.
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Bruno crying at Miley scoring... They're all here for the money though remember #NUFC
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@bazza080808 @F4STFATI Fair play to him 🙌 he's gone for a good woman over a socially acceptable one. He obviously finds her attractive so hope they're happy
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@SAFCFANSVIEW I'd seen a 90 minute one where 11 of them got smashed.
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@rayfromlondon Bruno should have been a red. Gabriel wasn't a foul. Stop crying.
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@thespiritof37 You've got the police looking for 8 of your fans for trouble before WBA game 🤣
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@Scandle81 @bbcnewcastle @raisbeck10 I don't think anywhere in the post reads "the only team in the world to have injuries is #nufc "
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@JoshPughComic That took a fucking turn 🤣
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@bbcnewcastle @marco_ten Bother in the stands 🤣 was nobody left !
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@SavMondo They can't stand losing. It's a poor example for anyone watching.
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@EverMore_NUFC You don't know football then 🤣 honestly Miley has done so well. He's playing withing limitations. You'll all get a massive shock when tonali is back.
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@Mag_PaulHow1969 @NUFC @NCSL1892 @bazza080808 I was ill and couldn't go to game and had to turn TV off for the bright light...so missed loads. The only change I would have made would have been fresh legs and your only option really is hall for Gordon or Murphy for almiron. Don't like changing a defence unless have to.
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@gw850 They're drug fronts mate.
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@bazza080808 @gunbersc0m frustrating thing about seeing tweets like this is, ones correct call, ones incorrect.
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@dadthedish @ToonMouthTyne 🎣🎣🎣🎣 caught a big one 🤣
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@JamesPike1702 @uglygame An account, advertising his partnership with Amazon...who guess what, have investment from the PIF. So no, I don't think it is. I think it's another tactic by people who dislike Newcastle to change narrative and mudsling.
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@MiserableMackem @Philip_RJ89 And the rest.... I've heard £30m for jack Clarke, £25m for Ballard, £30m for Bellingham, some keeper is worth 40 because Pickford went for 30 🤣 only Sunderland fans talking this week about money.
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That commentary was absolutely dire. #NUFC
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@paarsons Should have been Isak, he didn't look interested.
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@TheJayQua @Alphafox78 Dang 5 or or Dang man?
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@TeleFootball @ZeqiriDan Is it that he doesn't know how to?
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@bazza080808 I wish people would just let them work. They know what they are doing. Shut up, support the team and enjoy the ride! They are so toxic.
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@AFCAMDEN Bore off. You are the biggest babies in the league.
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@Billie_T Shhhh don't tell them.
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@HBLFC00 @JamesPike1702 @uglygame I wouldn't. Never mentioned anything about city. Sunderland have investment from UAE. Couldn't give a shit.
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Proud of the boys 💪 gave it their all! We just aren't at this level...yet! #NUFC
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@johndavidrees @NUFCgallowgate @Jeep_1970 You want him to succeed! But he did it yesterday too, so many wrong final balls and decisions...
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@dadthedish @ToonMouthTyne More than your food gets 🤣
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@jakesafc2508 Zak I could hide right In front of your face you've got the fringe of a twelve year old.
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Miley and Longstaff don't work. Longstaff chases too much like a headless chicken and Miley is guilty of letting the game pass him by. Bruno can't sit or we have even less going forward. Need Willock asap!
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@Magpie24_7 Watch Northumbria police have loads of new squad cars soon 👀🇸🇦💵
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@NUFCgallowgate @Jeep_1970 It's just that final decision for me.
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@adilangley @MustardSR3 He won't sign. We are moving forwards not backwards.
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@h_imannn Why didn't he use English limestone is what I want to know!
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@lameck_nufc @tone3477 @GeordiePaul81 Botman is head and shoulders above lascelles.
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@CraigHope_DM Craig, I have an idea, a PR campaign, we change your title to 'Craig The Hope' and from now on you report as usual except you have to put a positive spin on EVERYTHING!
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Iz a dizgrace #PSGNEW #arsenal
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@bazza080808 Summer for sure....direct competition. Although, it must be a mental thing. Karius for me should have been given more opportunities.
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@Beno_ldn I will not.
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@CharIieBennett He goes to all the games, he will have loyalty points. Home and away he goes.
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@unwe11 @bazza080808 I think they're politely saying Gabriel had already fucked up and the contact had no bearing on the outcome.
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@bobsondugnutt__ @IanWindsor99 @MiguelDelaney Is there any articles out there you've written warning of a Qatari takeover? Have you begged the Manchester faithful to denounce it?
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@johncrossmirror Has Journalism always been biased? I always assumed it was meant to be neutral and fact based. Obviously I'm naive because after reading this it's laughable, poorly written and factually incorrect.
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@nocontextfm1 Elite levels of pettiness 🤣 @LiamCheek15
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@JulioGeordio80 @caseysean51 Spoke to a non twitter friend tonight who summed things up well. It's all these assumptions and the fans being toxic and talking utter pish that pushes players away. Trippier has had a fan confront him, rumours about him cheating on his wife spread by his own fans. It's not good
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@NCSL1892 @Mag_PaulHow1969 @NUFC @bazza080808 That makes sense I was surprised to see him back! Ah well no, probably stick with Karius change 😂
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@El_Cunto76 @Percycola @MLS Eales working his magic.
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@SJ_NUFC They're spectacular. Back to Eden is my favourite album.
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@Morbidful Top woman.
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@RichySouthern @rwxjnr Well yeah, but family was home hence leaving the national team as I'd imagine was frightening for them.
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@SlowGlassStudio @ToonMouthTyne Isak is a great player yeh, will go on to a bigger club easily. If you watched those two Dortmund games and can't see Brandt is a touch of class then no point in talking anyway. He walks into our midfield.
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@fesshole Why doesn't he just piss on it like a real man?
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@HLTCO He's not been paid or chosen to do so thou 😂 he hasn't said women aren't allowed an opinion
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KIERAN TRIPPIER HE SHAGS WHO HE WANTS! #NUFC
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@callumlovesnufc @samthubron3 @sam_army94 @lblackburn_18 @DeanoCummings85 @Deggsytweets I'm not arrogant enough to say Sunderland can't win, of course they can, anything can happen. But this narrative that they can compete physically, Jesus boys, have you watched us? Or south American football? I heard some of them saying it won't mean anything to our players...
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@bazza080808 Nah his stuff lately has been really good. Need to listen to latest podcast. Ashworth stuff apparently.
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@DeludedOf That has to be a Geordie.
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@SJ_NUFC I'll give you a scarf and a signed kevin Keegan football for a three album deal.
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@El_Cunto76 The fact no CM been bought is a really bad mistake.
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Fuck @villawatch1 the best double we've done in years! Now the media can climb out of villas hoop at home.
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Say nothing, just like and retweet. #NUFC
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@Memecastle_Utd @JPickford1 It's his cup final. Let him have it, he takes it, it's a two way street.
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@Magpie24_7 What about a monthly quiz as him as the host @NUFC ?
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@Micky_A_Lawson Except for the investment your owner has from UAE
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@BillyHorner1942 @JayGale23 @WestEnd_Ladies @MoorsLadies @NERWFL You sound like a puff "I'll dominate him" with your big fat Willy 😂 Why didn't any of the men who were there do anything?
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@BillboardChris "he's wearing a hateful sign" 😂😂😂
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@wergsssss @SkySports_Keith Mines gone after this news. End the season.
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@Bradders__PUSB @BlairMcNally1 They all left at 80 so he's edited exceptionally
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