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Stupid black bastard - Racist Stupid white bastard - Legend Hardly a hangable offence, but justifying one and not the other makes you a racist. Keep preaching from your moral soapbox pretending you’re morally superior to everyone else, though. Frauds.
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Hats off to Dimma. Wins a fuck load of flags, jumps ship before they fall off a cliff, upgrades Mrs Hardwick to a younger model, moves to the GC, pillages his old club of talent, then belts them off the park at their first encounter! Respect! #AFLSunsTigers
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We’ve been spammed by this fuckwit every day since September. They lose one game and the coward goes into hiding. What’s with these spastics being weak as piss?
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You’d struggle to find a lower form of ‘journalism’ anywhere. It’s bad enough the poor bloke is a paraplegic, but now his ex’s love life is the topic of click bait. Fuck you’re a low cunt, Shayne Bugden. Daily Mail for publishing it, just as bad.
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To be fair to Brownie, I’d fall out of love with my wife of 19yrs and mother of 3 as well, if I had something 19yrs younger and looked like this bouncing on top of me. What dreams are made of. What a man! 👑
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When the lads ask how things have been in the bedroom with the wife of late #InternationalWomansDay
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@HawthornFC @AlboMP If you hadn’t hit rock bottom, you certainly have now.
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@braddavo Have a beer and put your brain back in, Brad. Thanks for outing yourself as a hypocrite, finally. We already knew it, just wanted you to type it out so we can read it again and again. Thanks.
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Let’s be perfectly clear, the AFL let Wayne Carey commentate on their offical broadcast for years AFTER glassing his partner. They couldn’t give a fuck about domestic violence, just another puppet to the media!
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Pushing through a hangover and pretending you’re 100% so the wife can’t hassle you in the future for having 20 beers is one of the most underrated skills a man can have. It’s instinct, you can’t teach it. Some have it, some don’t.
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This has confirmed Essendons standing as the biggest FRAUDS in the comp! Crows had no backline, no bench, umpires handed them 5 goals from frees and they’ve failed against 14th placed Crom! Absolutely pathetic! #AFLDonsCrows
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Amazing what difference 14 days can make…
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On a scale of saint to shit cunt, dozens of jockeys in the shit cunt category give horses a sore back 7 days a week, never get questioned. Craig Williams is a saint. The media should be embarrassed for the beat up they’ve caused over Giga Kick & now Jimmysstar. Leave him alone.
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This is what people don’t see (I uploaded a pic to make sure you do). Still on my diet. Haven’t milked enough engagement from dad yet & speaking of milk, decided a pic including the perfect angle of the milkers would drive engagement at 1am. Beem still in bio.
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Wouldn’t be a bad time of year to be a sex worker on the Gold Coast. A lot of morbidly obese racing identities kicking around with fat wallets & overinflated egos, after pissing millions up the wall at the sales & not many would be able to pull a root organically. Sellers market.
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🚨 UPDATE 🚨 Conditions were too dangerous well before the G1’s but we decided to push on and get them run and won, regardless of the risk. BM races aren’t worth our time so we’ve decided safety is now important once again.
@aus_turf_club
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🚨 UPDATE 🚨 Please be advised races 9 and 10 at Royal Randwick have been abandoned due to continuing rainfall and poor visibility.
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Punters don’t fund the industry, apparently owners do. Remove punters and enjoy racing for ribbons then you stupid cunt. 🤣
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FRIENDLY REMINDER: Shops are shutting for a day, ensure you buy enough food for a month, you brain dead cunts!
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Could mount a strong case the great man has such an eye for talent, he’ll be added to the recruitment team this offseason. He knew it was a bad trade straight away and promptly documented it on his life blog… 🥛
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@FionaRoseT @AFL If it helps you sleep at night, Jeremy Finnlayson doesn’t even know you exist. Thankfully the AFL introduced a new rule this season that if you cry harder after a 10 goal loss, 4 points magically appear on the ladder. Keep up the great work.
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Not my ticket, only sharing as I’ve never seen it before. The elusive 5x on a winner actually exists! 😵
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@Golden_Paddy_1
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How fucked are we when Dean Yendall has to issue an apology, equivalent of murdering someone, for a bit of light hearted humour. Society of snowflakes.
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Anthony Albanese is a fraud & yesterday was his biggest stunt yet. Spewing domestic violence shake-ups & housing affordability, while importing millions that don’t abide by western law & have fk’d housing in this country forever. Shut your mouth & shut the borders you fraud cunt!
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Sooner we accept that if the date is changed, these cunts will only find something else to complain about. It’s time to ignore them, our lives will be happier for it! I can’t wait to celebrate Australia Day, I’m proud of my country! Hope you whining dogs enjoy your day at work!
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Appreciation post to connections of Bella Nipotina, who aren’t absolute cowards like most and enjoy racing their horse! 🫶
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As shocked as I am at the result, you pommy queers would never want to bag our horses ever, ever again! She’s not even a D grader down here! Would have been easy for Henry to be overwhelmed by the doubters, but he’s carried on and conquered the world. Well done! 👏
@SkyRacingAU
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Asfoora has done it!!! She wins the King Charles III Stakes at Royal Ascot! You beauty! 🇦🇺 @HDwyerRacing
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Can’t wait to see what #60mins uncovers on the CFMEU and their links to the Andrews government. Biggest criminal organisation in the country, holding taxpayers to ransom and drongos like PRGuy and that dumb bitch with 16x 💉 will still defend the vermin blindly.
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Matildas managed to get rinsed by the Germans before the opening ceremony has even taken place. If that isn’t statue worthy, I don’t know what is! #Olympics
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Housing crisis housing crisis housing crisis… Australia’s population grew by 650k last year and only 170k houses were built… Which politician will cut the fucking bullshit and shut the fucking borders!? That’s who everyone should be voting for at the next election!
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That is the most outrageous 4th place ride you’ll ever see. How Amade finished that close after Spaino lost his stirrups on the first lap, I’ll never know. Buy that man a beer!
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@CaptainUniverse Fancy watching a legend retire and thinking; How the fuck can I link this back to my irrelevant club where he played 166 games ago Somethings strange alright and it’s you!
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When you order a family feast and someone eats the last piece of chicken without asking you…
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Responsible Gambling need to do a case study on this mini-series. It encompasses every emotion of every degenerate punter, ever! I love it!
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I’ve come to the conclusion that unless your first reaction when a loved one passes is to jump on social media and milk it for all it’s worth, you really aren’t using social media to it’s maximum potential.
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Benny Scarf subbed in his mate Fark Whits. Account began 3 days ago, next day biggest bet of the day $400 @ $3.6, next day turns over $17k, $3.9k loss, next day giving out tips for success as a 23yo punter/trader… they’re great to laugh at, but who do these cunts think they are.
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People outside the racing bubble now learning this fat buffoon couldn’t lie straight in bed, especially concerning a dodgy sale.
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Basil was right. Woman’s tennis fucking sucks! This wasn’t even reserve grade. Them getting paid the same as the men, for 1hr of hit and giggle, is embarrassing in itself for the gender pay gap. Men should get double, if not more. Main event on tomorrow night, thankfully!
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@PrimeWalsh You can’t be holding the title of the Lead Carlton Troll Squad and be falling for this fake nonsense. I’m going to have to relinquish your accreditation, unfortunately.
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When you catch up with school mates and reminisce about the birds you used to shag at school
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Vague, no details, could be big, not disciplinary or destabilising, I literally have NFI, but could be huge guys. Have tweet notifications set and stay by your phones I’ve been told, but I literally have NFI haha 🙄 #AttentionSeeker101
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Still 100% free! How good 🥰 Cheers, Mick
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New drinking game: Have a beer for every horse in your stable Level unlocked: Stroke 👌
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Vale Black Caviar. The only horse in living memory that didn’t lose when carrying my cash. RIP
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Day 50 off to a flyer! #RIP
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Hey @Mattys123 where’d it go retard?
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One of the few industries where this occurs & the reaction is fine the individual Anyone ask how many hrs he’s worked this week, how many kms travelled to meetings, how many hours spent wasting? We pretend to care after a major incident, we really don’t if this is the reaction
@Punters
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"Connections have booked a Group 1 winning rider and there you are fast asleep five minutes before a race." #CaptainSnooze
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Connections of Super Vogue:
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@Winchy2018 You got Mug over for dinner?
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How can Australia even pretend we’re remotely serious about stopping domestic violence, when this is how someone who’s just murdered a mother going for a run, for no reason whatsoever, is described like a national hero. Jon Anderson should be sacked immediately. Fuck you cunt!
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Anyone know what the track conditions will be at Randwick tomorrow? Trying to do the form and weather chat been unusually quiet this week.
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@Golden_Paddy_1
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Any wonder Mark gets legless after every G1. You’d need earmuffs if you had to listen to that bouncing on top after a few champers!
@7horseracing
7HorseRacing 🐎
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When your husband just WON THE CAULFIELD CUP 🏆
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SimonSperling
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🏇 💰
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@MikeCarlton01 Feel free to welcome them at your house then, fuckwit.
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Really hoping all the data analysts break down the Queen Elizabeth sectionals at some stage today so I can get a good handle on the race going forward
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This repulsive swine is back at it. In the real world, if you aren’t the size of a blimp, ppl might approach you in a bar, spark up a conversation & buy you a drink. X has created a fake economy where undesirable humans think they are gods gift. Buy your own drinks you fat cunt!
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What the actual fuck is that? #Olympics
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Imagine a day in the life of Incrediblybozza. Wake up at 10, panic scroll every Pies content page incase missed someone yawn, share on own page as though originator, collect NDIS payment, commentate every footy game/show, msg Joffa miss you, finger mum, fall asleep on couch. 🔁
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@GeelongCats Mental health is a direct translation to: nose beers Just rip the Crows a new one on Saturday and we couldn’t care less what you do in your downtime, brother.
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Seeing Coolmore’s investment depreciate rapidly in two consecutive runs puts a smile on the face! Justice for Hippo! 😊
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He’s given Private Eye the Buenos Noches. Is there any way of knowing which hot favourites Nash will give a barrier trial before the gates open?
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Who wore it better? WTF is that? 😵‍💫
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Horse syndicators
@iluminatibot
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This should be interesting
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@Golden_Paddy_1
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I think we can all agree the Flemington Carnival has been hard on most. Punting hard, cost of living hard, getting photos with winning connections hard. Some say I do it for love, some say I do it for fame, some say I do it for free flights. Anyway, see you all at Magic Millions!
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Being shameless is really paying dividends. The saying is New Year, New Me, but let me reassure my faithful donors, it’s New Year, Same Me! I’ll keep you updated with my unnecessary purchases & be sure to throw out some more sob stories when the invoices lob! Happy 2024 ya’ll! 🥳
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Without a doubt the best school memory there was. When this puppy got wheeled out, you knew you were about to do fuck all for an hour.
@NoContextBrits
No Context Brits
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Kids today will never understand.
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A massive 24hrs after his time on X became “so much more enjoyable” and hitting his “sweet spot” by putting his account on private, he’s back to public… At what point does it transition from attention seeking to a mental illness? Asking for Todd.
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6 lives wasted in a shopping centre, just going about their day. America positioning warships in the Middle East ready to strike Iran. Some days it’s hard to be optimistic about the outlook of mankind.
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The nicest man in racing has got his G1! Well done EJ you legend. 🌟
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Most exciting thing about IWIW is he’s a gelding. At his current rate of racing, we might get to enjoy him at the races at least twice more before he retires.
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$3.3+ to beat a bunch of picnic horses. Has anyone got the WA Police Commissioners number? I need to report a theft! GET IN CUNT!!! #Overpass
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Imagine being this dense. Spending money we’ve earned on entertainment of our choice v a repulsive fat swine who’s so entitled she torches her entire wage dressing up a pig, then expects others to pay for her social outings. Funny that
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Seems like a pretty normal dude. I like him! #Dartagnan
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@theJackMcVeigh If these are meant to be motivational, they’re anything but. There’s also a 100% chance the only place this conversation took place was in your head.
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1 week ago the PM recalled Ministers to Canberra, costing 500k combating COL. This is after torching $450 mil dividing the country. Tonight he enjoys a night at the AO Final, something few will afford in their lifetime, at taxpayer expense. Can this cunt be anymore out of touch?
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There’ll be no bigger line finder than J Kah in Melbourne tonight! #CamerasAwayForKah
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Outside of Purton dominating the fishbowl of HK years ago, I can’t recall a more dominant display than JMac has put on in the last few weeks. Any track, any country, any horse, same result! Blokes a freak!
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@IncrediblyBozza I made the documentary #WhoCaresCunt
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@racing_nsw Can’t ride the midweeks, but was perfectly ok 24hrs after the injury to ride in the big prize money races in Hong Kong. 🤣🤣🤣
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@Golden_Paddy_1
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Don’t know if anyone cares, but I just finished reading Davos 29 page preview.
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To Davo 🍻
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If a male gambles his money then falls on hardship, he’s the devil If a female blows her money on makeup, hair, nails, Botox, clothes, socialising then falls on hardship, she deserves sympathy & donations Funny how ppl view both so differently In my eyes, they’re the same ppl.
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The guy who has a break from X every 2nd week, then pops up hours later… the guy who’s had a ‘rough week’ every week, thinks anyone cares & can’t see he’s the worlds biggest attention seeker. Don’t worry Toddles, you could have 1 million followers & you’ll always be a fkn loser!
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BREAKING NEWS: Jeremy Finlayson has been sentenced to death for saying things on the field that nobody heard, but makes kids feel unsafe while attending the footy, who are likely sitting next to these guys. This verdict has singlehandedly cured cancer. Justice at last!
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@JordanDeGoat “Backed the bloke for years” - he’s 21yrs old you spastic and then you showed him the door… he doesn’t owe you, your club or Noble anything. Cope harder pin head.
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@Jen2310 Bloke goes for a run. Must be testing his running capability. Cheers Einstein
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@Permission2Punt I know it’s 1/1/24 but it’ll take a mighty effort to beat this for the most cringeworthy video of 2024. If you’ve had anything less than your entire life on, this is completely unacceptable.
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@SENGiddyUp @M_Gannon_ @MickPriceRacing The right profile being: eats hay, has 4 legs, is a horse
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Maher the perfect example of regardless how big you become, never lose site of the important things in life!
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So after losing braincells listening to this idiot, the intention is to sell Rosehill only to build another class 1 racecourse somewhere else in the city. Why not keep the perfectly good racecourse we already have?!?!?!? 🤯
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I’ve decided to give racing another go. If anyone has $120k they can spot me till I make my first mill using Kingsleys AI bot, I’ll pay you back with interest then. Cheers
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As we move towards net zero & power prices remain high, there’s been a spike in coal sales to India & China. Glad we can’t burn it here but will happily put pollution into the atmosphere via a different country. The climate scam continues & Australia is the No. 1 ticket holder.
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@SwoopLuke Quote tweeting yourself with MRP results real, I suck myself off in the mirror before bed each night, vibes L
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All I can say is hopefully Benny Allen wins a fuckload more G1’s. The post race performance is elite and it’s only 0830! 🤣🥳
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@Golden_Paddy_1
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If West Wind Blows wins the Caulfield Cup today! ((Quietly cheering Spirit Ridge) Deano 🫶)
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@waynecarey27 Nothing a few nights on the anti inflammatories won’t sort out, Duck.
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@SamFaff Is it true that you’re clutching for relevance and nobody gives a fuck?
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@Golden_Paddy_1
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Sydney can have their $20 mill gimmick. Melbourne got the horse of the spring, Imperatriz! 🌟
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Imagine we had this kind of leadership in Australia, rather than the spineless losers we’ve been dealt.
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@realDonaldTrump
Donald J. Trump
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MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
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Australian Racing Media is in safe hands The hands:
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