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@TDGee_ 8 mb ainโ€™t even enough for decent-resolution short videos wth
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@FoxdanceMedia @PBValve "position you use to control someone whoโ€™s on top of you" idk man that sounds pretty gay too
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@CuppaGi @t_NYC The child lock was probably on
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@BrolyFanAccount @BobbyMcgargoyle @assassinscreed You could just say you donโ€™t like assassinโ€™s creed
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@Arsene48 Itโ€™s always "failed to meet expectations" this, "failed to meet expectations" that- like what the hell ARE the expectations?
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@Wisecup0 @QuiteShallow Game just turns into Stellaris
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@dust_cas to anime fans, art quality is gauged only by how jerkoffable it is
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@GAOSWx @DocStrangelove2 "while your car seat flattens your sorry bottom" dawg a car is gonna flatten YOU with that attitude
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@Le_Sad_Demiurge @JazzDunn2 Even if it was absolutely for tax reasons, wouldnโ€™t it still be a good thing to own and maintain an orphanage regardless? Eh, whatever, this comicโ€™s from a guy who didnโ€™t bother reading up on Bruce
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@Ultima_Undead sonic.exe being banished to the recycle bin
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@AyeBruh28908820 @LogOffAlready what if he ends up killing a completely unrelated set of lions tho
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@LHadinugraha @FalseKnees also if it doesnโ€™t audibly buzz
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@ripsawjenkins @HMBohemond Dev teamโ€™s also kinda screwing things up by nerfing weapons so badly that nobody wants to use them anymore
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@Next_LevelOP @PrinceLiIith Sorry for being stupid but how tf do I even read this question
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@Nubbyderg @db_witch Jumpscared by a coffin, thatโ€™s enough scp wiki for me
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@ashadd_s74302 @vnmzlvr @timAcatsoftpaws I wholeheartedly agree with you about the implications behind Skar but I think Sukoโ€™s flinching comes from Kong using him like a flail 5-10 minutes before this scene lol
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@ItsRaininAshley @HannahPosted man if only that was galvanized square steel
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@Frontiers_mann @wandydoodles heโ€™s really just slapping his pingas on there huh
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@Kabooski01 I kneel to this beautiful man in particular
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@arainydancer straight up the only example I could think of
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@KoopaStomper @VoicesByZane I think the gameโ€™s street cred system is just how well-known you are across Night City to *everyone*, be it the gangs, fixers, cops, etc, so of course working w/ the cops would make you more well-known to the cops And whatโ€™s wrong with River? He literally quits the force in his-
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@cyclesixmile Wait so youโ€™re in front of their house.. but theyโ€™re in front of you.. so theyโ€™re also in front of their house. Whatโ€™s even the issue there
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@AlibiBlu @BluJayzStuff They know he right ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@_RIINCHU_ not the gabriheels ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@LowBudgetGod @Patbacknitro @db_witch Youโ€™re not gonna believe this
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@Extralongdokkan itโ€™s gotta be dodoria, vegeta looks like heโ€™s kinda into it in the top right and it could just be gohanโ€™s first in the top left
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@Tom_Cockson @noodleshopkenz chiitanโ€™s a mascot for an ad campaign that doesnโ€™t try to sell you anything (other than advertising Japan itself), but rather is there to take up ad space so youโ€™re not seeing ads from crap like gambling sites/apps, crypto and NFT slop, porn bots, that sort of thing
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@certified_garbo @whipplefingers Itโ€™s one of those comics where the artist takes a cute girl and makes every single individual they happen across so horribly mean-spirited towards her that it gets popular solely bc the replies and qrts are like "LEAVE HER ALONE"
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@stupidjace @Fooling_rat deadass forgot about the genshin impact one
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@Caneda617 @MSEAdvanced1 Storches are usually too tough to be knocked down by stun prods
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@Amanseeks I guess balance reasons since the D2 ones have the weak spot in the middle
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@spongemp4_ property damage
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@KAI10_DOL holy crap I did NOT expect to stumble into DoL stuff while scrolling
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@LHadinugraha @FalseKnees oh is that a stinkbug? nvm itโ€™s on sight
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@salstrange man I didnโ€™t even exist in 2000 ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@DoctorKimochi BAKUGOโ€™S PREGNANT
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@KoopaStomper @VoicesByZane questline because the NCPD is that awful
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@nuttimeister If color, then only brothers ๐Ÿ”ฅ
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@Muffin1278 @Fever_el_cacas Thatโ€™s what it was? I thought it was white shirt guy nudging black shirt guyโ€™s elbow or something
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@SpecsTheWitched @Ayavanni I donโ€™t think roblox PM fans know anything about PM outside of Gebura and like two LC abnormalities
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@girlfriendmaya @transcowboy something something repopulation I guess
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@PeniWizard @Lickaghost @Jek_Korpen I think this was because Jek forgot the hyphen in spider-man
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@MYTHALLICA sukuna after getting poked by asura
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@Maudeofmany >Game is called Team Fortress 2 >yep, those are two team fortresses
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@PaperSlapping that whole discourse about the two Twitter comics has just been the absolute worst thing to witness
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@Krenbot_ shiny metal ass
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@decay_int how does he domain expand
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@NotScriggle @TimedMarch @epichippy at least then you can beat the crap outta them
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@alexdoodooman @cuptoast "why u tryna write essays ab it" oh brother
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@frict theyโ€™re burning the library of alexandria but for daisy.. fanart
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@pablopples @ItsRaininAshley @HannahPosted But are they durable for 10000 years
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@Leon4950 @Alice3D_ calcium is needed for strong bones milk has calcium cโ€™mon man
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@ALostlight @ripsawjenkins @HMBohemond Youโ€™re right Thereโ€™s so many weapons that seem cool on paper but thereโ€™s a weird balancing trend towards making them on-par if not worse than the starting AR, which already sucks
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@snacks_fruity2 too busy streaming teen titans go for the 8th consecutive hour of the day
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@CRaleigh78 @PerfectHarmonyC @negbias that is just a whole beautiful woman
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@QuiteShallow Playing as Pelican 1
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@_EmuNemo @greentexts_bot Bro chose corpo and probably didnโ€™t even finish the prologue
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@ParametricPalta Lightning McGroomer redemption arc
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@AXIE_twt @codaanim oh thatโ€™s gore thatโ€™s gore of my favorite po rn
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@Kabooski01 I canโ€™t believe heโ€™d betray my trust like that :(
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@Super_Void33 @pawsomegoatboy lag goes crazy on minecraft
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@staticquit ze bleuteuth devise is connecteduh successfuleigh
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@Liz_Caingcoy "first off, message"
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@codybafk @HUGE_AF @Pilestedt @helldivers2 From what I can gather from the video, one of the mods, Tambreezy, had gotten a little bit of negative attention (just a handful of thumbs down and vomit emojis) after posting fanart and after seeing that some other furry fanart posts werenโ€™t getting those kinds of emojis, they-
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@lavnderamethyst @sarahmichellekk Exactly, and, she did.. by calling someone who was able to help her
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@PunchingCat and then wobuffet has leashes on all three
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@SonGohanismyg @cell_voice_act Goku ainโ€™t available so all his opps are beefing with his next of kin
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@annabanana324 cosmo got that shit ON too
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@RealCyberDagger @tavotabotatoGIR @Yoshilpl @VCreateArt protag relationships are just built different I guess
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@NyanSpam @SaeedDiCaprio You can do better than that
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@MGecko117 Itโ€™s probably because of the way you drew it but is it bad that I kinda fw this
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@ScottageeCheese the way bro got sent ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@JarenDarkwolf @MariannaChiro @SniperwolfHD @memeslich Dispel Magic has a vocal component though, which canโ€™t be done because of the Silence
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@CubEmperor @mack_dee_jay Okay so basically those two are brothers, guy on the right disappeared some time after guy on the left took the lucky clover from him. The cloverโ€™s pretty much the only thing he had left to keep his brotherโ€™s memory
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@DawnOfEve_ Itโ€™ll be the perfect thing to unite Fortnite players though, by giving them something theyโ€™ll unanimously agree to shoot
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@piss_gaming @Theastrathyst @vo1canic_viper well a corpse canโ€™t really consent so
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@MrMillionDub @Sleeplltreat tbf thereโ€™s been a good few accounts where thatโ€™s very much the case
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@codybafk @HUGE_AF @Pilestedt @helldivers2 The community then proceeded to do what they did best and band together to spite this post by putting up more vomit and thumbs down emojis, which led to- as @arklight3r said, Tam going on a banning spree and removing the emoji(s)
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@codybafk @HUGE_AF @Pilestedt @helldivers2 TL; DR is that someone posted furry art in the official discord, lot of people used a vomit emoji to react, one of the mods told people to stop vomit reacting, people kept doing it, so the mod removed the emoji and went on a banning spree and banned dozens or more users.
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@FrenlyFrenchBoi "Crew knocked out"
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@2024_just19276 @saiimu_fun muzan getting jumped in his boxers ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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@i_am_aranda @sekiryugagotoku ok but actually a fight between him and sonic.exe would go hard
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@DoctorLoops Iโ€™ve been on the fence for a while but this is it, this is the post that makes me pay up
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