A couple of quick reminders:
It’s Daylight Saving Time, not Daylight Savings Time.
It’s shoo-in, not shoe in.
Premier and premiere mean two different things.
You toast to something, you don’t cheers to it.
I’m not sure why no one wants to hang out with me at parties.
Quite a day on the picket lines! It was great to see the ambassador to Slovenia and his lovely wife supporting the unions!
#SAGAFTRAstrong
#WGAstrong
#PayUp
Twenty. Years.
Happy anniversary to the show that changed my life.
Happy anniversary to the greatest fans in the world.
Happy anniversary to the best cast and crew I’ve ever had the pleasure to have worked with.
#FreaksAndGeeks
#TwentyYears
I asked, “can we take a quick picture together?”
He said, “as you wish.”
I asked, “can I post this online?”
He said, “as you wish.”
I asked, “do you want to get some coffee after the con ends?”
He said, “boundaries.”
To be clear, Eminem can’t say “god damn”, but we can *definitely* watch Leo set a woman on fire with a flamethrower. Good to see the FCC still crushing it.
#Oscars
Hey
@rejectedjokes
, I have kidnapped your son. If you ever want to see
@joe_keery
again, the price is the complete series of House of Lies on DVD, delivered to the usual spot. Don’t make the wrong choice. He’s very scared.
This photo turns 20 today. My 17th birthday - 3/12/99. During rehearsal for the
#FreaksAndGeeks
pilot,
@JuddApatow
,
@paulfeig
&
#JakeKasdan
surprised me (and a few other guys) w/ cake & gifts. A day I’ll never forget. Thanks, fellas! (Bonus points if you can spot the Enterprise)
Here’s why
@bigslickkc
is the greatest: This Captain America shield, signed by ALL the Avengers was just auctioned off for $53,000. 100% of the proceeds go to
@ChildrensMercy
hospital in Kansas City, which treats all pediatric cancer FOR FREE. Amazing charity. Wow.
#BigSlickKC
My waiter: Are you ready to order?
Me: Oh, can you give us just another minute?
My waiter: [Finally reemerging after watching all three Lord of the Rings films] So have we decided on some appetizers?
Tell your mom I’m sorry - I’m officially off the market now. I’ve gone and married up — WAY up, since the tall and stunning
@RachelJCushing
agreed to be my wife, and officially made me the luckiest guy on Earth.
(Photos courtesy of the incomparable and incredible
@DinaDouglass
)
While being familiar with The Room isn’t necessary, it will definitely add to your enjoyment of The Disaster Artist in a most delightful way. Hats off to my old pals
@Sethrogen
& James Franco on a modern masterpiece!!
It's official! FREAKS & GEEKS: THE DOCUMENTARY is airing on Monday, July 16 at 9pm ET on A&E! Set your DVRs now!
Thanks to
@hodgeepodgee
and
@AETV
for making it a reality!
I’ve been lucky enough to see Weird Al live more times than I can count (since the 90s!). But getting to hang with Al & Dr. Demento after last night’s show- well let’s just say it appears my work on this planet is complete, and I must now return to my home, on the planet Zarkon.
The outpouring of support from our incredible DC Daily fans has been amazing, but it's never too late for miracles! If you want to keep us on the air, use your powerful superhero voices to let
@TheDCUniverse
and
@HBOmax
know you want to
#SaveDCDaily
!! PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!!
Turns out the gang at
@Arbys
are the best secret Santas. Found a 2 week old Xmas gift on my patio, and this masterpiece was inside. Sure it’s a little big, but who knew the
#MeatSweats
could ever be this comfortable (or fashionable!). Thanks guys! I can’t wait to eat these pants!
I can wear this shirt for the next 364 days and it’ll be true. After that, I’ll just be another typical actor trying to deny reality.
#ThisReallyIsWhatFortyLooksLike
Here’s a real question: Since most of us just had several weeks of paychecks vanish, what happens when the first of the month comes around? Are rent/mortgage payments still expected in full? Do landlords and banks get to feel the pinch too?
#AskingForAbout165MillionFriends
I'm Poppy is NOW available on YouTube Red! Yes, you've got to sign up to watch it, but it's a free 30 day trial! FREE! It's hands down the most insane (and insanely cool) project I've ever done, and more views means we can make more of them. Stream it now!
Our pal
@JonSchnepp
is in critical condition in the hospital right now and really needs our help. His amazing fiancé
@hollykpayne
set up a GoFundMe page to help with the crazy costs they’re facing. Donate if you can and please spread the word. Thanks
Sure, sure. All the cool kids follow the account where Daniel Craig announces it’s the weekend. But it’s been brought to my attention the SUPER cool kids follow this ⬇️ account to be reminded it’s Friday night. Always a good night for some sabbath.
#FreaksAndGeeks
Friday night, Always a good night for some sabbath
Tonight my thoughts are with all the innocent people in peril at Nokatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. Can’t imagine why their jerk boss scheduled the company party for Xmas Eve. Guys like that deserve to be shot. Anyway, here’s hoping they have a guardian angel looking out for them.🎄
It's sad when things come to an end, but I'll be forever proud of the incredible work these beautiful nerds (both in front and behind the camera) and I all poured our hearts and souls into for over 400 episodes. And we've still got lots of new stuff for you before we go!
#DCDaily
Stop what you are doing and wish the magnificent
@MJMcKean
a happy birthday! It remains one of the great honors to my life to have worked with him. Sadly, no photos of our time together exist, so, once again, here’s a picture of him with one of his more talented co-stars.
Today is the 20th anniversary of the only time I ever cried in a movie theater. On the Carpathia, when Rose gives her name as “Rose Dawson” - oof, I lost it. (OK, technically I also wept during The Smurfs, but only because I accidentally sat on my balls.)
#Titanic
#ImDeadInside
Chicago, this is happening. Right now. There are living legends in your city. And Henry Winkler wanted to take a picture with us.
No FOMO! Come say hello to everyone at
@wizardworld
in Rosemont! Today and tomorrow!
#WizardWorldChicago
Thanks for all the birthday love! Here are some pics from my 18th birthday, which also happened to be the Freaks & Geeks wrap party. Seth, Martin and I were all finishing high school that year, so Judd, Paul & Gruber secretly planned us a little “graduation” ceremony that night.
A conversation 12 hours from now:
“Jesus, Samm, you look exhausted.”
“I stayed up until 3am watching Bicentennial Man.”
“Really? Haven’t you already seen it?”
“Oh sure, like 30 times.”
[uncomfortable long pause]
“What the hell is wrong with you?”
“I honestly don’t know.”
Therapist: What’s your biggest fear, Samm?
Me: That I fall in love with the kind of person who gets into an elevator, sees that the button of the floor they want has already been pushed, but then they push it anyway.
Therapist: Uh huh. And your second biggest?
Me: Sharks.
Not to put too fine a point on it, but They Might Be Giants’ Flood was light years ahead of its time. 28 years old this month. Man, what an album.
And if you have no idea what I’m talking about, do yourself a favor and give it a listen.
#ParticleMan
So thrilled to be a part of the weirdest thing I’ve ever done. And this gang isn’t kidding around. Drops on YouTube Red tomorrow!
#Sundance
#PoppySeeds
BREAKING NEWS from commissioner of baseball: If no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned.
#References
#15thInning
If you find yourself in the unenviable position of having to run full speed from one end of the airport to the other to make your connection, I highly recommend NOT doing it in the oxygen void that is Denver. I’m happy to report my corpse is now on its way back to Los Angeles.
So impressed by Apple’s new ad campaign:
“You still don’t own an Apple Watch, you dumb shit? You know you’re just asking to die alone in the forest. Or stranded in the middle of the ocean. Or stuck in the 1600s with a broken time machine. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, asshole.”
TODAY is the day you can watch The Last Blockbuster! An awesome documentary about the rise and fall of Blockbuster Video, and how only ONE remains in Bend, Oregon! Featuring Kevin Smith, Doug Benson, Paul Scheer, Ron Funches, Lauren Lapkus and MANY more! Available now on VOD!!
Just in case you’ve forgotten, both The Karate Kid Part II and Part III open with a full cinematic version of “Previously on The Karate Kid...”
If only the Fast and the Furious movies were as considerate, I might know what the hell was going on.