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I'm the guy from that-thing-you-can't-remember when you meet me.

Barstow adjacent
Joined February 2009
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@SammLevine
Samm Levine
8 years
NBC cancels Conan, he gets $30m. They ax Billy Bush, he nets $10m. When they killed Freaks & Geeks all I got was an expired Arby's gift card
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@SammLevine
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19 days
In my best Adam West voice…
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6 years
A couple of quick reminders: It’s Daylight Saving Time, not Daylight Savings Time. It’s shoo-in, not shoe in. Premier and premiere mean two different things. You toast to something, you don’t cheers to it. I’m not sure why no one wants to hang out with me at parties.
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8 years
#tbt (Because I know what you people really want) Freaks & Geeks, last day of filming. March, 2000
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1 year
Quite a day on the picket lines! It was great to see the ambassador to Slovenia and his lovely wife supporting the unions! #SAGAFTRAstrong #WGAstrong #PayUp
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5 years
Happy Halloween from the cool kids!!
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7 years
This happened and is coming your way in 2018 thanks to @hodgeepodgee , @MorganSpurlock and @AETV . Clear your calendars!
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1 year
Remember where you were when you met these absolute studs 24 years ago? Happy anniversary #FreaksAndGeeks fans!!
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5 years
Twenty. Years. Happy anniversary to the show that changed my life. Happy anniversary to the greatest fans in the world. Happy anniversary to the best cast and crew I’ve ever had the pleasure to have worked with. #FreaksAndGeeks #TwentyYears
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5 years
I asked, “can we take a quick picture together?” He said, “as you wish.” I asked, “can I post this online?” He said, “as you wish.” I asked, “do you want to get some coffee after the con ends?” He said, “boundaries.”
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7 years
18 years ago today, Freaks & Geeks premiered on TV. Reading the new scripts was maybe my favorite part. Nothing else made me laugh as hard.
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5 years
To be clear, Eminem can’t say “god damn”, but we can *definitely* watch Leo set a woman on fire with a flamethrower. Good to see the FCC still crushing it. #Oscars
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7 years
Hey @rejectedjokes , I have kidnapped your son. If you ever want to see @joe_keery again, the price is the complete series of House of Lies on DVD, delivered to the usual spot. Don’t make the wrong choice. He’s very scared.
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This photo turns 20 today. My 17th birthday - 3/12/99. During rehearsal for the #FreaksAndGeeks pilot, @JuddApatow , @paulfeig & #JakeKasdan surprised me (and a few other guys) w/ cake & gifts. A day I’ll never forget. Thanks, fellas! (Bonus points if you can spot the Enterprise)
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6 years
Here’s why @bigslickkc is the greatest: This Captain America shield, signed by ALL the Avengers was just auctioned off for $53,000. 100% of the proceeds go to @ChildrensMercy hospital in Kansas City, which treats all pediatric cancer FOR FREE. Amazing charity. Wow. #BigSlickKC
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4 years
At long last, some good news. Freaks & Geeks is coming back to streaming on Jan 25th. Let’s hear it for @hulu !
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6 years
My waiter: Are you ready to order? Me: Oh, can you give us just another minute? My waiter: [Finally reemerging after watching all three Lord of the Rings films] So have we decided on some appetizers?
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7 years
Hey @MaraWilson , this #tbt is so old, it could buy us a drink!
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2 years
Tell your mom I’m sorry - I’m officially off the market now. I’ve gone and married up — WAY up, since the tall and stunning @RachelJCushing agreed to be my wife, and officially made me the luckiest guy on Earth. (Photos courtesy of the incomparable and incredible @DinaDouglass )
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When you’re too nervous to meet someone, so you rehearse for months in advance. Practice makes perfect, folks. #MyAquamanAndMe
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1 year
The movie(s) you’ve been waiting for. #DnDMovie #FreaksAndGeeks
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4 years
Hey @jaketapper , it’s been your turn on our Words With Friends game for over two hours. You can’t possibly be that busy today.
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7 years
When @wilw tells you what to wear to a curling tournament, you listen.
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6 years
Freaks & Geeks turns 19 today! That means Morty is finally old enough to drink in Canada! #HappyAnniversary #WeAreBothDrunkAlready
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6 years
That super awkward moment when you introduce your news anchor friend to your government hacker friend. @jaketapper @MaryLynnRajskub #BigSlickKC
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@SammLevine
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7 years
While being familiar with The Room isn’t necessary, it will definitely add to your enjoyment of The Disaster Artist in a most delightful way. Hats off to my old pals @Sethrogen & James Franco on a modern masterpiece!!
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6 years
It's official! FREAKS & GEEKS: THE DOCUMENTARY is airing on Monday, July 16 at 9pm ET on A&E! Set your DVRs now! Thanks to @hodgeepodgee and @AETV for making it a reality!
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5 years
I’ve been lucky enough to see Weird Al live more times than I can count (since the 90s!). But getting to hang with Al & Dr. Demento after last night’s show- well let’s just say it appears my work on this planet is complete, and I must now return to my home, on the planet Zarkon.
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5 years
This city needs me. If only I had my keys. #dcuniverse
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6 years
So... is this like that time Charlie Chaplin came in second at a Charlie Chaplin lookalike contest?
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4 years
The outpouring of support from our incredible DC Daily fans has been amazing, but it's never too late for miracles! If you want to keep us on the air, use your powerful superhero voices to let @TheDCUniverse and @HBOmax know you want to #SaveDCDaily !! PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD!!
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8 years
Re: Ballroom Blitz by Sweet It's a real shame more songs don't begin with the lead singer individually asking if each band member is ready.
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4 years
I WON AN OSCAR FOR NOT ANOTHER TEEN MOVIE!
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7 years
Turns out the gang at @Arbys are the best secret Santas. Found a 2 week old Xmas gift on my patio, and this masterpiece was inside. Sure it’s a little big, but who knew the #MeatSweats could ever be this comfortable (or fashionable!). Thanks guys! I can’t wait to eat these pants!
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Happy bday @JuddApatow ! Here's a reminder about how miserable you are when Leslie's not around. http://t.co/k7nwe82Dfo
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@SammLevine
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7 years
Merry Christmas from your Jewish friend!
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2 years
I can wear this shirt for the next 364 days and it’ll be true. After that, I’ll just be another typical actor trying to deny reality. #ThisReallyIsWhatFortyLooksLike
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8 years
Last month I did a "Fake TED Talk" about what would happen if the wrong name is said at the Oscars. It was even more insane than I expected.
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4 years
Here’s a real question: Since most of us just had several weeks of paychecks vanish, what happens when the first of the month comes around? Are rent/mortgage payments still expected in full? Do landlords and banks get to feel the pinch too? #AskingForAbout165MillionFriends
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7 years
I'm Poppy is NOW available on YouTube Red! Yes, you've got to sign up to watch it, but it's a free 30 day trial! FREE! It's hands down the most insane (and insanely cool) project I've ever done, and more views means we can make more of them. Stream it now!
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8 years
When the show you're doing promises you a music stand, but then has no music stand, there's NO ONE else but @donttrythis to save the day.
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6 years
Our pal @JonSchnepp is in critical condition in the hospital right now and really needs our help. His amazing fiancé @hollykpayne set up a GoFundMe page to help with the crazy costs they’re facing. Donate if you can and please spread the word. Thanks
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5 years
I needed something at Target, so I walked in, found the item, walked straight to the resister, paid for it and walked out. One. Single. Item. #Legend
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6 years
There’s only one correct way to end a long day of wine tasting.
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6 years
TONIGHT!! The wait is over!! 9pm ET on A&E!! Freaks & Geeks: The Documentary
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7 years
When you’re still not ready to tell your parents you didn’t get the part. #PitchPlease
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3 years
Sure, sure. All the cool kids follow the account where Daniel Craig announces it’s the weekend. But it’s been brought to my attention the SUPER cool kids follow this ⬇️ account to be reminded it’s Friday night. Always a good night for some sabbath. #FreaksAndGeeks
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Friday night, Always a good night for some sabbath
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4 years
OK, but did anyone at least *try* giving the earthquake hydroxychloroquine?
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7 years
I mean, I suppose you could also congratulate @paulfeig and @JuddApatow , but let’s be honest, 2% of this is all me. You’re welcome, America!
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Freaks and Geeks is #CertifiedFresh at 100% on the #Tomatometer . Congratulations James Franco and @Sethrogen !
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10 years
15 years ago today Freaks & Geeks premiered on TV. Thanks to the dozens of you who watched it then, and the millions who've found it since!
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2 years
Happy ‘Halloweekend’ from the two finest attorneys in Albuquerque!! #BeardedSlippinJimmy #KimWexler #BetterCallSaul #Boo @mrbobodenkirk @rheaseehorn
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11 years
Thanks for all the supportive responses, everybody. Looks like another win for the good guys tonight. #TeamSamm #32G #NoWitnesses
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7 years
Now that there's an opening for a new Academy member, might I humbly request the admissions board revisit my work in Sydney White. Thanks.
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8 years
OK, so Kevin spent $967 on room service. Your family flies all over the world every Xmas & you live in a castle. Lighten up, Mr. McCallister
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3 years
Tonight my thoughts are with all the innocent people in peril at Nokatomi Plaza in Los Angeles. Can’t imagine why their jerk boss scheduled the company party for Xmas Eve. Guys like that deserve to be shot. Anyway, here’s hoping they have a guardian angel looking out for them.🎄
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6 years
A couple of Bat-men, no fat men. #DCUniverse #DCDaily
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6 years
Here’s the second time I ran into one of my comedy heroes, @alyankovic , back in ‘99. Far as I can tell, neither of us has aged a day. #tbt #CleanLiving #Moisturizer
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It's sad when things come to an end, but I'll be forever proud of the incredible work these beautiful nerds (both in front and behind the camera) and I all poured our hearts and souls into for over 400 episodes. And we've still got lots of new stuff for you before we go! #DCDaily
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2 years
Maybe they should start the next Speaker vote with a runner already on second base?
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7 years
My best friend, @michaelianblack , and I contemplating how we're still two days away from @wethot premiering on Netflix. #TenYearsLater
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1 year
Not sure why he keeps calling the baseball diamond “the pitch,” but I’m very happy to have this man stateside again. #BigSlickKC #Sudeikis
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8 years
Oh my god, you guys. This was waiting at my doorstep today. Big hugs to @Arbys for officially helping right the fictional wrongs of my life.
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3 years
Stop what you are doing and wish the magnificent @MJMcKean a happy birthday! It remains one of the great honors to my life to have worked with him. Sadly, no photos of our time together exist, so, once again, here’s a picture of him with one of his more talented co-stars.
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7 years
Today is the 20th anniversary of the only time I ever cried in a movie theater. On the Carpathia, when Rose gives her name as “Rose Dawson” - oof, I lost it. (OK, technically I also wept during The Smurfs, but only because I accidentally sat on my balls.) #Titanic #ImDeadInside
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5 years
Back in my day, Super Bowl halftime shows ended with nipple shields and class action lawsuits. You kids were born too late.
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8 years
Gotta say, #BigSlickKC is great, but I really wish these dopes would leave me alone. I'm trying to watch a ballgame!
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11 years
I sent 32G some tums and a note. http://t.co/DJvvTiFELA
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5 years
Chicago, this is happening. Right now. There are living legends in your city. And Henry Winkler wanted to take a picture with us. No FOMO! Come say hello to everyone at @wizardworld in Rosemont! Today and tomorrow! #WizardWorldChicago
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4 years
Thanks for all the birthday love! Here are some pics from my 18th birthday, which also happened to be the Freaks & Geeks wrap party. Seth, Martin and I were all finishing high school that year, so Judd, Paul & Gruber secretly planned us a little “graduation” ceremony that night.
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A conversation 12 hours from now: “Jesus, Samm, you look exhausted.” “I stayed up until 3am watching Bicentennial Man.” “Really? Haven’t you already seen it?” “Oh sure, like 30 times.” [uncomfortable long pause] “What the hell is wrong with you?” “I honestly don’t know.”
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11 years
The note said "David, allow me to introduce myself. I'm Samm Levine. I was on Freaks & Geeks and got mostly cut out of Inglourious Basterds.
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Therapist: What’s your biggest fear, Samm? Me: That I fall in love with the kind of person who gets into an elevator, sees that the button of the floor they want has already been pushed, but then they push it anyway. Therapist: Uh huh. And your second biggest? Me: Sharks.
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Nailed it!! This is phenomenal!! Now I just want to watch @char_lefe play all the roles in an episode...
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3 years
Classic Rock is an era, NOT a genre. I will fucking die on this hill.
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3 months
New this fall: Between Two Als #EatYourHeartOutGalifianakis #BigSlickKC
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7 years
Not to put too fine a point on it, but They Might Be Giants’ Flood was light years ahead of its time. 28 years old this month. Man, what an album. And if you have no idea what I’m talking about, do yourself a favor and give it a listen. #ParticleMan
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"I'm telling you, every man looks good in a suit. I'm wearing one from now on." - @paulfeig Happy birthday, pal!!
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7 years
So thrilled to be a part of the weirdest thing I’ve ever done. And this gang isn’t kidding around. Drops on YouTube Red tomorrow! #Sundance #PoppySeeds
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7 years
Fun fact: I actually play 2 roles in Inglourious Basterds. This one is Hitler’s portrait painter, also known as Otto Von Schpitz. #versatile
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People often ask if I ever get star struck. You bet your ass I do. #KingOfTheGeeks
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8 years
ALL season 1 eps of #CrunchTime are now on @RoosterTeeth ! Get a FREE trial (if you're not a member) & see them all!
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6 years
BREAKING NEWS from commissioner of baseball: If no clear winner emerges from all of this, a two-man sack race will be held on consecutive Sundays until a champion can be crowned. #References #15thInning
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7 years
The White Jerseys team ( @KevinRahm , @alyankovic , @davidwain , @thedavidcook ) is ready to take the field for @BigSlickKC !
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At last! Here's a deleted Freaks & Geeks mini-reunion scene from @JohnFDaley 's Vacation! On Blu-Ray tomorrow 11/3!
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6 years
Top five people I am most often mistaken for: 1) Jerry Ferrara 2) Fred Savage 3) Ben Savage 4) Frankie Muniz 5) Your mom
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6 years
If you find yourself in the unenviable position of having to run full speed from one end of the airport to the other to make your connection, I highly recommend NOT doing it in the oxygen void that is Denver. I’m happy to report my corpse is now on its way back to Los Angeles.
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7 years
Obligatory Sundance selfie. (They make you show yours at the airport before they let you leave town.)
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3 years
So impressed by Apple’s new ad campaign: “You still don’t own an Apple Watch, you dumb shit? You know you’re just asking to die alone in the forest. Or stranded in the middle of the ocean. Or stuck in the 1600s with a broken time machine. Don’t say we didn’t warn you, asshole.”
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A perfectly timed #tbt - 18 years ago to the day, I read for Freaks & Geeks in NYC. These are the original audition sides.
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4 years
TODAY is the day you can watch The Last Blockbuster! An awesome documentary about the rise and fall of Blockbuster Video, and how only ONE remains in Bend, Oregon! Featuring Kevin Smith, Doug Benson, Paul Scheer, Ron Funches, Lauren Lapkus and MANY more! Available now on VOD!!
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2 years
23 years later and they’re STILL talking about us. #Jeopardy
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7 years
I've been walking around Comic-Con for three days and NOT ONE person has spotted me in my costume. #Incognito #SDCC
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4 years
WET HOT AMERICAN SUMMER ORIGINAL CAST LIVE READ is happening! With my good friends @ElizabethBanks @kenmarino @MrJoshCharles @michaelianblack @Alyssa_Milano Chris Pine, Jason Schwartzman & many more (that’s me, I’m “many more”)! Benefits Biden Victory Fund
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5 years
Just in case you’ve forgotten, both The Karate Kid Part II and Part III open with a full cinematic version of “Previously on The Karate Kid...” If only the Fast and the Furious movies were as considerate, I might know what the hell was going on.
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April '99, when the most annoying thing @Sethrogen had to deal with was me. Go see #TheInterview in AWESOME theaters! http://t.co/FMsdSu4SAz
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6 years
I cornered some of the @BigSlickKC newbies before we take the field. They look scared. @ADAMDEVINE @Kat_McNamara #CharlieDay #FreshMeat #BigSlickKC
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8 years
This is what the happiest guy in Chicago looks like. #WorldSeries #GoCubsGo
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6 years
I can think of at least three people who will never shop here.
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8 years
I've got chills, they're multiplying. And I'm losing control. Doctor: You have bacterial meningitis. It's nothing to sing about, sir.
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8 years
#tbt To a time when @Lin_Manuel was FORCED to interact with me. And I was deeply into my socks, apparently.
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