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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

7 months

The hottest thing a man can do is be an absolute simp for his woman.

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@tatbaee

7 months

the hottest thing a man can do is be a little nerdy

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

This will always be the most life threatening moment of my life

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1 year

quote this with a conversation with your parent

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

@thenighthustler Because im only 24 and I have better things to do in life rn?

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@SamjhNai

2 years

Men used to go to war but now they do this

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

Man I wish I was born into ameeri. I would have had hobbies too, I would have done gardening and made myself nice fancy sandwiches and listened to music while I painted during the day. Ham toh survival mode say agay barh hi nai saktay

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@SamjhNai

3 years

Cause of death👇

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@SamjhNai

2 years

LPC indeed

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

Yeah sex is cool but have you ever rested your head on someone’s shoulder and felt like sab theek hojayega?

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

An elitist Aunty just ran her car over my mothers feet in front of One shop toy, F-10 markaz. She also hit our car and wouldn’t stop and when she was stopped, she said : “if I get out, it won’t be good for you”. RT for visibility and viral it, it was a maroon Honda BR-V, AWE-983

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@SamjhNai

1 year

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@SadiaGoneBeyond

1 year

Your last saved photo is your spirituality.

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@SamjhNai

1 year

Omg seeing this daal packet reminds me of those projects where we had to paste different types of daal and grain on our scrapbooks and label them…core childhood memory unlocked

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@SamjhNai

2 years

Hi guys. Saw this janu kid the other day in f-7 who was there with his dad selling wooden stools and tables on the side of the road. Please help him by buying from him, he has the most warmest smile ever 🥺PLEASE RT for visibility and help him!

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

We used to be a country, a proper country.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

MashaaAllah, brothers’ entire timeline is filled with Islamic content.

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@SamjhNai

2 years

Just came across a post about an accident that happened @ Isb expressway yesterday & I’m feeling sick to my stomach. A woman who was badly injured and unconscious was harassed by 30-40 men, ppl tore apart her clothes while transferring her to the hospital. I hope she’s okay but-

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

I think IELTS is the biggest scam bc will I FORGET TO UNDERSTAND OR TALK IN ENGLISH IN TWO YEARS?? why do I need to take it again & that too for fifty sth thousand??? When ALL of my schooling has been in English why do I need to prove it every 2 years bhai fuck off

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

What a girl gotta do to get some flowers man

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

11 months

In this economy, only onlyfans can save us

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

dad got a call from ‘an inspector’ claiming he had my brother & his friends in jail cuz of a RAPE CASE. He wanted a 35k bribe via JAZZCASH. I just want everyone to beware of this scam that could have caused my dad or any father for that matter to have a heart attack.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

My beautiful babluu

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

2 years since I’ve been workinh and my mom still doesn’t get the concept of wfh….like nooo woman I cannot make chicken Handi for lunch I’m in a meeting!!

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

Why am I a part of this long March 🤡

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@SamjhNai

2 years

She could have literally ran her over if my sister hadn’t pulled my mom to her side. The traffic police and police weren’t even picking up but can someone help me identify the owner of this car? This elitist culture will be the end of this country

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

Was talking to my therapist about why we keep doing things even when we know better? And she said that well, knowledge alone doesn’t change patterns. Only behaviour reinforces behaviour, which in turn forms new patterns. Hence why,taking that first step is SO important

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

I can’t imagine the trauma the lady and her husband had to go through. I can’t fathom how we’ve stooped so low as a society. Pakistan main aurat KAHIN bhi safe nai hai. Allah reham karay ham sab kay haal pay.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

Turns out, Aunty Mehnaz is a comms/PR specialist. Baat karnay ki tameeez Nai hai laiken communications specialist hain ye. The ironyyy

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

We’ve lodged an official complaint in the F-10 thana. Let’s see if the law enforcing agencies in this city can provide justice to ‘average’ citizens like us.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

11 months

If all my followers give me 22 rs ONLY, I’ll be able to afford a Dyson air wrap…so, who’s with me?? 🥹

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

@TalhaEjaz07ee @thenighthustler Ok Ofc u know me better than I know myself so u must be right 🥰

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

Hi guys, 2 months ago we rescued these 11 5-hours old puppies and they've grown into the cutest babies. Meet Hunza, Skywalker, Orchid, Churchill, Stripes & the gang. All 11 siblings are up for adoption. Their interests include eating,taking long naps, wrestling & rolling around.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

I TURNED MY DREAM INTO REALITY

ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

I had such amazing dumplings and noodles in my dream today 😔

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

Please god let 2022 be kinder to all of us.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

My mind is tripping bro, how can step siblings be married 😳😳😳😳

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

Just had a breakdown in Dwatson cause of mehngai. Kia yaar, what’s the point of doing this 9-5 life when you can’t even buy snacks sakoon say for the weekend without having 5 panic attacks. I HATE IT HERE.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

Ham sala ghulaaaam log

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

Sorry the number was *AEW 983

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

Itnay buray din agaye hain ab toh melatonin nay bhi sath Chor dia hai

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

Bro the next time I get into a relationship with someone im making him sign a fucking contract about all the cute shit he’s supposed to do for me. I’m not falling for this bare minimum shit again

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

7 months

Some girl on insta is telling me that they want me to participate in some bridal couture ramp walk in London and they’ll take care of my visa and pay me 2000 pounds….ill probably get kidnapped right cause wtf

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

I go away for 2 days and my dads buying bicycles cause petrol khatam honay wala hai and my moms emptying her bank account cause banks band hojayengay??? Is this real or just part of the weekly desi parents WhatsApp propaganda??

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@SamjhNai

1 year

@ZaraShahjahan This is so tone deaf, What about the 1000’s of students who work their ass off trying to secure scholarships abroad & get rejected for their visas cause of our weak passport? Just cuz the passport wasn’t a hurdle for u and ur travels, u cant say its a lie

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

Logo ki kyu itni jalti hai? I tweeted about sitting in a merc and people starting tagging the company telling them how they should take action the against the driver cause he let us vape in the car…I mean, wtf honestly.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

If only I had generational wealth 😔😔

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

I think we’re all going through a collective PTSD from living in Pakistan

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

11 months

Tell me why there’s a barber shop in my markaz called FINGER MAGIC???

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@SamjhNai

1 year

Y’all are SO mean istg….I was also thinking of crowdfunding for some graduate school expenses but tum logo nay uss boi ki itni li hai kay now I don’t even feel like doing it cause who wants that much negativity in their life.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

My Uber drivers looks so much like ducky bhai, I’m 50% convinced it’s him

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

11 months

At this point idec who rules Pakistan as long as they actually work to get us out of this economic mess. Meri taraf say Dora the explorer chala lay Ye mulk idc

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

Anyone knows of a good therapist/psychologist who chargers around 1500-2000 per session? Please RT for visibility, need to help a friend out

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

��🇵🇸ملائکہ

@itainttmee

1 year

What's your first tweet when you search for "hate" in your page?

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

Just overheard my dad saying “aap kesi hain? Aa jayen, apko Khana dete hain” to the CAT. What is this man..

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

At this point, we should normalise getting married for a green card

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

8 months

Spending all my money cause jeene kay hain 4 din!!! 💃💃💃

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

I just feel like maybe I can never do the talking stages again. I cannot even do the daily talking wali cheez anymore, so even if I find someone to love idk if I can keep up with that routine again. What happened to me man I loved talking to people

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

Cuddles are at the top of my hierarchy of needs.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

I made bumble for like 5 minutes yesterday before I realised this life ain’t for me. No I’m too much of a hopeless romantic for internet dating. Mujhe mera khat likhnay wala boi hi chahye bus.

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@SamjhNai

1 year

I had such amazing dumplings and noodles in my dream today 😔

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

4 months

How are you all not talking about the Red Heifer thingy??? I read the whole thing yesterday and PHAT RAHI HAI, Is this really happening

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@SamjhNai

3 years

I need a relationship counsellor why am I such a fuckup oh god

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

I can’t stop thinking about the 400 people who lost their lives trying to look for a better life for themselves and their families. It’s beyond sad how bad life has truly gotten here that people would rather risk their lives than live in Pakistan. May they rest in peace.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

Isloo would have been perfect if there was a beach here

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@SamjhNai

2 months

Honestly disgusted. Kasur needs to be studied like a case study because what in the world is going on there???? How can there be so many cases concentrated in one small area over such a long period of time

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@kabuli_pulao

2 months

Why don’t we fucking make enough noise for the women and children of Kasur? What kind of criminals reside there? Why does police do nothing about it? Every other day such case surfaces and brushed under the carpet there and then?

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@SamjhNai

2 years

@IamFayyazAbbasi Yep, this is her. Checked her Facebook and LinkedIn and my mom and sister could identify the woman.

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@SamjhNai

1 year

This humidity is literally making me want to rip out my hair

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

Any good travel/tour company for females to go in groups to the north? Pls share and RT for visibility

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@SamjhNai

3 years

Want a full body (+soul) massage cause everything hurtss

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

9 months

Honestly tho, I stand corrected, Malala IS and always has been, a mouthpiece for the West.

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@SamjhNai

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Lmao my therapist cancelled the session cause she was too sick apparently but now she’s posting insta stories from a picnic that she’s gone to 💀

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

Monday mubarak ho guys, another chutiya day of corporate slavery 🥰🥳

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

Koi breakfast in bed type situation ho sakti hai kabhi?

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@SamjhNai

3 years

Missing the goodmorning and goodnight texts. Bosssss bohat mushkil horai hai

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

Eid Mubarak my loves! Unfortunately all my Eid plans and looks will have to wait as my grandmother is really sick. Requesting you all to please pray for my nano’s speedy recovery 🙏

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

Ok so according to my mom I’m a failing at life despite having a great job (I just got a promotion and an award+ bonus THIS month) and being a fresh grad JUST because I’m not married and popping out babies every year???

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 months

It’s so embarrassing to even remind people about the money they owe u

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

Jennifer Lopez got married for the second time to the SAME guy and bc yahan hamari ek nai horai

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

10 months

Is it okay to spend almost 2.7% of my salary on a lipstick

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

my house help’s sister just opened her own beauty parlour after a decade of endless mehnat. Pls dm if anyone wants to donate money or any makeup/skincare/beauty related product (as long as they’re not expired) for her parlour. Please step up and RT for visibility!

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

The next time I make a painting for someone, they better stay in my life forever

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

11 months

May September be better than that god awful fuckery of an august

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

3 years

My sister just said “Imran khan is like that guy you date that you put all your hopes and energies in and then he just SHITS on your face” she’s right…Immi did us all so dirty 😔😔😔

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

9 months

Honestly ever since last month, I have lost my lifelong will to move abroad. Mera dil hi uth gaya hai

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

There’s no barkat in my money, sab kharch hojata hai even tho I don’t have any expensive tastes so like where tf is the money going?? I haven’t been able to save up at all bc is this mehngai ya ye mera apna masla hai

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

I don’t support any party but I’m really glad that because of PTI, EVERYONE sees our army for what it is. Akhir kab tak inki badmaashi chalni thi? From tHaNkU rAhEeL sHaRiF to this, we’ve surely come a long way.

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یہ ہیں تمھاری اوقات یہ جو دہشتگردی ہیں اس کے پیچھے فوجی جنرل ہیں۔۔ عاصم منیر کی ایسی کی تیسی

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@SamjhNai

1 year

Two of my exes got married within a span of 2 months…I should be feeling some kind of pressure no? 🤡

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

My dearest Nano passed away. Please pray for her maghfirat and for our sabar. May she rest in eternal peace, Ameen.

ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

2 years

I started this year with a lot of positive vibes but kuch bhi sahi nai ho raha. My dad got diagnosed with cardiac issues and now my nano is in the hospital fighting for her life. Requesting you all to keep her in your dua’s.

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@SamjhNai

2 years

My cat after a long tiring day of doing absolutely nothing but being a menace:

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

Why do I have to choose between having a good life/career and being with my loved ones. Na Pakistan main raha jata hai aur na yahan say jaya jata hai.

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ajeeeboghareeb

@SamjhNai

1 year

By the age of 25, Alhamdulillah, I managed to make 7-8 big fuck ups. So there must be something that I know better than u, right? Here is a tip. Society and their norms are the biggest scams in Pak. If you do exactly the opposite of what they tell you to do. You will succeed.