. @kabuli_pulao Twitter profile

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2 years

When you realise, itnay tou paisy nahi liye thy jitni zalalat horahi. 🥲

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😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@kabuli_pulao

8 months

CJP: yeh kaha sy utha rhy hain aap cheezain. Ali Zafar: Sir Law! 😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

Onlii hate

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2 years

Askari Qayadat be like: "yeh tou apni handwriting hain" 😭😭😭😭

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@kabuli_pulao

9 months

Attacked 😭😭😭😭😭

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3 years

Friends: how could you ignored all those red flags? Meanwhile me:

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2 years

Entire GHQ to bajwa

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@kabuli_pulao

7 months

I HAVE A BAD NEWS GUYS!!! Someone in civil clothes attacked our candidate and we retaliated turned out he was a policeman and now they are trying to forge a case!!!

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@kabuli_pulao

3 years

Tum Pakistani boys mn koe talent nahi hai. Pakistan k adhy karzay utar jatay!!!

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@kabuli_pulao

2 months

Rishta culture is so weird, “we want the gal do hijab after shaadi” bc why don’t find someone who already does hijab???

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@kabuli_pulao

2 months

Cat which visited IK😭😭😭

smol silly cat

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Free him!

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Meanwhile MQM:

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@Bhuut_

2 years

Ahsan Iqbal: MQM middle class ki numainda party hai, munazzam party hai Sheikh Rasheed: MQM parhi likhi samajhdar party hai lol this is so funny.

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Sir Erasmus ki koe video hai tou batae warna chup rahay!

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@OfficialDGISPR

2 years

Congratulations Team Pakistan 🇵🇰 for a stellar performance and winning #SemiFinalT20WC . Good luck for the Final. Pakistan 🇵🇰 Zindabad!

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@kabuli_pulao

3 years

I wish I get the charm of IK, wealth of Nawaz Sharif, evilness of Zardari, skin like Maryam Nawaz, privilege of Bilawal, private jet like JKT, a Qayyum like Shehbaz, a solemn urdu talafuz like SMQ, a job with no work expectations like Shirin Mazari.

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@kabuli_pulao

1 month

Imagine the girl who had to kiss that scumbag just to expose him😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Shahzadi Rai

@ShahzadiRai

1 month

2takay ka mard 😠

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@kabuli_pulao

7 months

Pak fauj learnt how to do rigging and haven’t stopped since 1970

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7 months

youthias learnt the word "rigging" and haven't shutup since then

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@kabuli_pulao

3 years

Alhumdulilah bought BMW with my generational wealth.

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@kabuli_pulao

7 months

How Patwaris think community notes work:

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

@EXQUlS @MianAwais8 Can't hair are the only good thing he has lmaoooo

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@kabuli_pulao

3 years

LUMS graduates telling us how they shed off their privilege by getting on rickshaw by giving up on their mercs.

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Ab Ch. Shujaat k bacho ko sari zindagi taanay miln gy k Moonis ki taraf dekho😭😭😭😭😭

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@kabuli_pulao

4 months

The CHAIR😭😭😭😭

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4 months

Aap ka tax ka paisa idher jaa rha hai 😊

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Logo nay Amir Liaquat ko bhi bardasht kiya Khan k peechy, Meher Bano is where they draw the line😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

IK when they told him Aleem Khan ya Pervez Khattak ko CM lagao

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@kabuli_pulao

3 years

Shirin Mazari everyday:

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Fatima and Zulfiqar Bhutto visiting Sajawal Sindh. Highlighting the ground conditions, ghost schools and low key roasting provincial government is the best cousins feud ever😭😭😭😭😭

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Nawab of London vs Satya Maharaja of Ravi dynasty.

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Needed this back on tl. 🥺♥️

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3 years

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@kabuli_pulao

1 month

This girl alone has done so much for feminism while exposing a misogynist c*nt than many of the feminists combined 😭😭😭😭😭

Shahzadi Rai

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2takay ka mard 😠

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

When Khan dissolved the assembly before VoNC, everyone on tl was screaming about the sanctity of constitution. Supreme court opened at midnight. Today we are witnessing digital martial law. And no noise from the liberal bloc. :pp

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Saw a guy riding bicycle in f-10 around 10 pm and the instant female rage I felt in me. I mean imagine we have to literally protest and march every year for things as basic as this just because we have different bodies than them!

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@kabuli_pulao

7 months

Girls picking bfs: toxic ho? PTI nominating candidates: lotay ho?

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@kabuli_pulao

3 years

Yeh lo paani piyo, thak gaye hogy satire krty krty

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3 years

It not my fault you guys cant understand satire, shudve gone to a superior school like Grammàr, not some middle class school.

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@kabuli_pulao

4 months

Economic crisis!!!

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Musharaf sy behtar no doubt

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Who in their right mind would waste their time to make edits of this ugly af midget 😭😭😭😭😭

Saad Kaiser 🇵🇰

@TheSaadKaiser

2 years

Imran Khan, why are you hiding? Where’s your “Jail Bharo Tehreek” now? DAR gaye? Rana Sanaullah is COMING for you! 😉

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1 year

How it started vs. How it's going

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1 year

Them

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4 years

do y’all have “forbidden” pairs you think look alike but also know NO one else is gonna agree?

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@kabuli_pulao

3 months

Imagine getting your house raided by police on Eid Day 4 bcz you are PTI’s ticket holder. Absolute shitshow!!!

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@kabuli_pulao

3 months

Why don’t we fucking make enough noise for the women and children of Kasur? What kind of criminals reside there? Why does police do nothing about it? Every other day such case surfaces and brushed under the carpet there and then?

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@kabuli_pulao

8 months

Guys!!! Fawad Chaudhry ko bhi ticket dy dyty😭😭😭

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8 months

📌 Updated file: Changes in Punjab’s provincial assembly seats: • PP-61 Gujranwala: Rizwan Aslam Butt • PP-213 Multan: Jamshed Abbas Buppi • PP-234 Vehari: Salman Ali Bhaba

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Jin hukamrano ko model town mn pregnant khawateen k mu mn goliyan chalay kr reham nahi aya, unky liye reham ki umeed taqeeed?

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@kabuli_pulao

7 months

While we are evacuating homes the holy cows are given free hand to participate in election

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Pakistani men, if you can't grow the balls to tell your parents, stop having sex with girls outside your culture, cast and whatever social construct that restricts you!!! This is outrageous!!!

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Miftah fanboys on twitter: omg we love your sense of economy say it again. Miftah:

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@kabuli_pulao

6 months

GUYS THIS GENERAL’S WIFE AND PTI KITTY PARTY AUTIES HAVING A FULL BLOWN ARGUMENT 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@kabuli_pulao

8 months

Iran about to find out why our tea tastes fantastic.

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Pakistan carries out retaliatory strikes in Iran, escalating Middle East tensions

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2 years

@dfetsz Inky ghar khud ki maen behnain betiyan nahi hain???

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3 years

The only astrology I bet on!!!

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

New cover for Bilal Khan's "MAIN DOOB RAHA".

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2 years

can't unsee it😭😭😭

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2 years

Meme game wildin

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1 year

Idk but 😭😭😭😭😭

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2 years

He said "main kalla e kaafi aan" 😭😭😭😭

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1 year

Abba send me to tandoor and other shops before iftar to avoid long queues 😭😭😭😭 full sapportt feminism sarrrr

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@kabuli_pulao

1 month

Maria B. Has started talking about Barzakh. It’s over now.😭🤡 You know this can be such a good debate. Every time the Pakistani media produces something beyond the popular frontiers or mass produced fantasies of romance or women, it receives massive backlash.

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@kabuli_pulao

3 years

Fiza logo ny jaldi krliya? Ohooo

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3 years

What the Fuck???

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@kabuli_pulao

6 months

The ceremony started with talawat e Quran, the translation says: "Imanatain unky haq daaro k pass pohanchao" IRONY DIED THOUSAND DEATHS!!!

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2 years

Post nut clarity*

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2 years

The timing of this statement *Chef's kiss*

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@kabuli_pulao

3 years

When Sri Lankan team was attacked your uncle was CM Punjab. Ajeeb bakchodi nahi kro yaaar bus krdo. Go for a salon party. Have some chill.

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“میں سبز پاسپورٹ کی عزت کراوں گا !”

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@kabuli_pulao

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Extraordinary talent of Khaqan Abbasi (pilot at 9). Selflessness (self-respect-lessness) like Maryam Aurangzeb. Strength of Firdous Ashiq. A bicycle like Pervaiz Elahi. Nerves to fight my ex like Reham just bcz i need attention. Leadership skills of Altaf Hussain.

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3 years

My idea gone viral @sugar_kaka

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7 months

Their phones are in custody and all they are worried about is “hmri streaks toot jaye ge” 😭😭😭

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Kids of 13-14 are under arrest.

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2 years

I live in a country where idaaro ko mazboot karain literally means sub khamoshi sy apni apni corruption karain. 😭😭😭😭

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@kabuli_pulao

3 years

SHOULDERS OF MEHMOD ACHAKZAI SO MY CHADDAR NEVER COMES OFF AND STAYS RIGHT THE FUCK WHERE I TELL IT TO.

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@kabuli_pulao

7 months

Itni bhi kya majbori thi Sonam🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢

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@kabuli_pulao

7 months

Food hygiene in India and political freedom in Pakistan are literally non existent.

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कभी-कभी लगता है विदेशी भारत के खाने की वीडियो डालकर सही ट्रोल करते है 😭😭

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

THEY STRIP SENATORS NAKED AND HAVING A VERY CASUAL CHIT CHAT WITH AN ASSASSIN. This country has gone to dogs!!!!

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2 years

Playing the religion card can be a double edged sword..

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2 years

Entire GT road vs the patch in front of kharian cantt:

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@kabuli_pulao

3 years

Wit of average MQM worker. A dedicated coworker like Talal Ch who can take all the chances to get the tanzeem saazi done. A progeny never like Hassan-Hussain sharif.

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2 years

What he expected vs. What he met

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1 year

Saad Kaiser doing Imran Khan's TOUGH interview 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@TheDeshBhakt

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@kabuli_pulao

2 months

How fkn dare Maryam Riaz making filthy remarks on women of PTI who have been incarcerated for more than a year now? And that Tayyab Raja?? What is she high on?

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7 months

Kids of 13-14 are under arrest.

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

Tery agay kuch bhi nahi sub khaak barabar.

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@kabuli_pulao

4 months

If you can't call out Farah Gogi then don't take a higher moral ground in front of patwaris for not calling out their corrupt leaders.

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@kabuli_pulao

1 year

Day 70 without sex:

Omer Azhar

@OmerAzhar96

1 year

PML-N going back to being the PML-N of early 90's is exactly what might be required to knock down PTI of today...

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Ananthu

@ArtetaFC11

3 years

@cricketcomau Match fixed by Pak!!

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3 years

Cantt guards when Siraiki speaking try to sniff Punjabi privilege:

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

When you have been abused for so long you start accepting it. And when someone tries to tell you otherwise you have real hard time to believe again.

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@kabuli_pulao

2 years

It took us an entire decade to recover from the trauma of war on terror. Not again please 🙏

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2 years

@Usama7 @ImranKhanPTI Yeh lo pani piyo

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@kabuli_pulao

1 year

Khurrum waited all these years to come out of closet. At least we should give it for the perseverance. Itny tou mian sb k khud k bachy bhi halal k nahi.

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@RotiKholDeyo

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"jinhoun ne hataya unhoun ne kaha hum ne khatam kar diya hai Nawaz Sharif ko."

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2 years

@RehamKhan1 Aqal hoti tou tumsy shaadi krta? 😭😭

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2 years

@michaelscottfc Niazi living in their heads rent free. Bohot he desperate hgya yeh tou vro

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@kabuli_pulao

3 years

Kis kis cheez ko roye banda iss mulk mn. Her jaga corruption.

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@kabuli_pulao

3 months

The replies. The paradigm shift. No one, no popular political leader could have done it better than the military establishment itself. Stop using the death of innocent souls to gain public sympathy for your decades long atrocities!

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@Ladywannafly

3 months

Capt Muhammad Ukasha Talal Shaheed 140L/C 🇵🇰 Capt Muhammad Ukasha Talal Shaheed was commissioned into the Pakistan Army on October 13, 2019, and joined the 69 Baloch Regiment (MOHAFIZ). He was a highly motivated officer who willingly accepted challenges. On June 30, 2021,

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@kabuli_pulao

1 year

Making disgusting jokes on someone's wife is not condemnable but body shaming is. How they scale their moral barometers??😭😭😭😭😭

Syed Zain Raza

@SydZainRaza

1 year

@prettypaki Jis din unho ne kisi ki baat se disagree karne par us insaan ko body shame kiya toh unko bhi aise hee kaha jaayega. Khair, thanks for trying to have a civil discussion. I appreciate it.

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@kabuli_pulao

4 months

My student has written the correct spellings of Supreme Court!!!!! So proud 😭