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@STweetycat

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Twitticisms. Sports. Politics. Probably in reverse order. Photoshop/Video. Yeah, I was a chubby kid, but I could hit a little bit. Let's Go Mets!

NYC
Joined April 2020
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Mastodon: @SylvesterMastocat @mstdn .party Tribel: @Slytribelcat Post: @spostycat Spoutible @SylvesterSpoutycat @sylvesterbluecat .bsky.social For those who might miss me
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Do you know why we can fly a helicopter on Mars, but can’t turn on a light in Texas? Because scientists are in charge of Mars, and Republicans are in charge of Texas
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@DanAmira All right, enough!
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Hiding in plain sight.
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Lloyd Crawford's having a very rough day.
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Never has she looked more like a man in drag.
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The Trump voter:
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Spoiler alert: Tony Dungy has always been a homophobic, sanctimonious, asshole.
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Tony Dungy fears Taylor Swift is part of why NFL fans are ���disenchanted’
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This guy is Rob Cantrell. longtime white supremacist and The Proud Boy. One of Trump's 'good people.' Rob lives in Los Angeles, but he and others will travel if paid to take part in protests like this one in Michigan. This is the face of MAGA.
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Begging the question: How does one throw urine?
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This woman is a national treasure and a genius! Listen.
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Dolly Parton in 1979 with Johnny Carson on The Tonight Show. 🤠
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DJT jr: 46 years old. Eric Trump: 40 years old. Ivanka Trump: 42 years old. KIDS? GTFO, you ambulance chasing parking lot lawyer.
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Habba: The kids have been dragged in, just like the other defendants,
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This is what they think of you.
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@DineshDSouza @elonmusk Stay in your lane, convict.
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How fat do you have to be to look that fat in a tuxedo?
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@BubblegumOut @ReportsDaNews as I understand it, they don't ask any questions they don't know the answer to for that very reason.
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Arrest insurrectionist Andy Biggs
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Marco Rubio posting a picture of himself with Elijah Cummings while thinking it was John Lewis, has got to be the most GOP thing ever.
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So it seems 'Lloyd's' from Germantown; I guess Naziville was too expensive.
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I'm an atheist Jew, but is holding a bible upside down some kind of sign of Satan?
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KGB groomed Trump as an asset for 40 years, former Russian spy says “He was an asset,” former KGB spy Yuri Shvets, who worked for the KGB in Washington DC for years in the 1980s, told journalist Craig Unger in the new book American Kompromat.
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I just did this. You can too.
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To get @ReverendWarnock and @ossoff elected to the Senate in Georgia, our goal is to raise $7,991 by tomorrow morning! It's so important for Democrats from every state to get behind them! If you donate between $5 - $5,000, you'll be matched! Click:
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@Acyn @detemple He'd never impose his will physically...
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This asshole's citing convicted felon, Dinesh D'souza?
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As Yakov Smirnoff used to say, "What a country!"
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Another Smithfield Food plant has been struck by the coronavirus. Let me be clear. This is a direct function of all of those pesky "regulations" that fat Donnie was so intent on rolling back.
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This couldnt be more true.
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Dr. Bill Miller on flying Blue Jets across cities in support of healthcare workers "They cost 450,000 per flight over a city. You want to help healthcare workers? Get us equipment, PPEs, n95 masks, get us tests for everybody..take that same money and feed people in inner cities"
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How many words is a picture worth?
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Trump's Iowa crowd today......
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@ShuttemD Do you perhaps mean Marsha Blackburn? Here she is in the last job she was qualified for.
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Don Jr, continues to spiral out of control. PS. The GOP likes to pose in front of arsenals, while the Democrats prefer books.
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@davenewworld_2 He talks about article 2. It's deliberately vague because of states rights. Spoiler alert: every state has it's own constitution and those are 𝘕𝘖𝘛 vague with respect to elections. Also, he needs to understand the Purcell doctrine. So much to learn for this wanna be influencer
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Is the new speaker wearing rouge?
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Bud owns Busch, you knuckle dragging chimp. Stupid is a prerequisite for these people.
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This is a fact. Don't believe me, vet it.
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I'm particularly partial to this clip of Gym "Pedo-enabler" Jordan, looking around, and realizing this is the beginning of the end.
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We don't give a shit about Hunter Biden, who's under investigation as we speak. If he's convicted of anything, lock his ass up right along side your fat, Orange Boyfriend.
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@TheLeoTerrell Get into your teeny, tiny little car, and drive away.
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Thanks for saving me the keystrokes, Bette.
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@atensnut Who's the dude in your picture? Sure as hell isn't this guy.
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@RexChapman Translation: I don't wanna lose my network money.
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Fuck me pumps and camo...got it.
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@smc429 ANOTHER sexual deviant. Don't forget about Clarence Thomas and Anita Hill.
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This is definitely worth 10 seconds of your time
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@RexChapman Brazil: One of the few countries with a higher murder rate than here.
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@JksKathryn @caslernoel I posted that joke on here today and someone responded by saying they never thought he was funny. I mean, you're entitled to your opinion, but what the fuck?
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@BXToDaHeart Have you seen this? I guarantee a laugh.
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@BackBackBay @jimmyfailla AND has been crdibly accused of raping multiple women.
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@BubblegumOut @briantylercohen @rachel_maria65 The vote was 422–3, with Republicans Andrew Clyde, Thomas Massie, and Chip Roy voting against.
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I know for a fact that Thursday is Spaghetti day at Mar a Lago.
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But we need more guns...
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This is a good start...
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BREAKING: A group of 20 MAGA fans have begun a hunger strike they vow will last until they die or Letitia James drops all her charges against Trump's business fraud.
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How are we even debating this?
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Lauren Bobo, Boebert, trying to act like an actual (angry, of course) Congressperson, but the stupid keeps getting in the way.
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@TommyG105 I just watched Dan Orlovsky break down the sacks the Seahawks got last night. He blamed 4 on the O-line and 6 on Jones. I've got to give @danorlovsky7 props. He knows what he's talking about
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Breaking news: Gov. Stitt (R) and Sen. Lankford(R) of Oklahoma are recommending that Trump cancel his planned rally. MSNBC. This is gonna be fun.
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@ShelbyKStewart Yup. The Constitution does not specify qualifications for Justices such as age, education, profession, or native-born citizenship. A Justice does not have to be a lawyer or a law school graduate. Ironic, no?
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this is one helluva picture.
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@liberalpuppy @Acyn @dougmastriano Or this. Something, something, church and state?
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We need more people like this, fast!
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Cuomo signs law that allows NY to prosecute those pardoned by a President. Andy Cuomo, gettin' 'er done!
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After today's Jan 6th committee meeting, everybody's speculating that ketchup's gonna be hitting the wall at Mar a Lardo, but what if it's spaghetti day?
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@HMcdoolittle That's how long they've been at this.
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@Dknight10k @bblock29 Takes one to know one.
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Always listen to Sheldon Whitehouse. Unlike House Judiciary Chairman, Gym Jordan, he's an ACTUAL lawyer.
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Only stupid people.
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@HelenKennedy This might interest you.
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@NewYorkStateAG @ManhattanDA A few months in jail? Not. Good. Enough. I'm reminded of this quote.
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Come on! Who hasn't traveled to Prague to rape a child?
@antifaoperative
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Former Republican state senator, Ray Holmberg, has been indicted for traveling to Prague with intent to rape a child.
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@o2bnobx Not to mention yesterday's picture with Jared and their Saudi overlords... Noam Bardin, here I come.
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@SteveM_OD @Agridome he's incorrigible! ;-) PS: The Knicks haven't been 'good' since 1973, but who's counting? Patrick was a badass, though. Watch this clip with Jalen Rose.
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Lawn sign of the day: It's not a tough decision, guys.
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@LisaRules I thought he was going to nursing school? ;-)
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I've rarely seen 3 more miserable looking kids.
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Today's moral. Never fuck with your caterer.
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He kisses his wife more chastely than he kisses his daughter.
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@vrjrdgstknng I thought I'd make this a little bit more twitter friendly for you...love it!
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This person absolutely WON the internet.
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@gsurgeon @BubblegumOut @briantylercohen @rachel_maria65 Honestly, I was surprised it was only 3. THAT'S sad.
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@realist_brutal @RepThomasMassie He knows it too. The dude graduated from MIT. He's playing a role for fun and profit.
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These people pride themselves on their stupidity,
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@garrettbucks Here's a different story:
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Minnesota Republican Party Collapses Amid Sex Trafficking Scandal. One down, 49 to go.
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@Anneredmond13 @JudgeJeanine Did you know this? Pirro was a mob wife. I love the internet.
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@BirdCentralPark Judging by the tail, that's a big, friggin' rat! Send more herons, please.
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Day two of the NYC trucker boycott" I'm weak from hunger, having not eaten since last night's eggs benedict. maybe I should order a pizza.
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@o2bnobx The first known humans in the region of Kyiv lived there in the late paleolithic period. Kyiv was a city when Moscow was a muddy spot in a field.
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@bblock29 @MysterySolvent To spell it out for y'all.
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@sabatino996 Food Stamps.
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"If the wise elders of the village don't teach the children, the village idiots will certainly do so." ~ African Proverb Sound familiar?
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@smc429 @HouseGOP @GOP "Donald Trump said he'd drain the swamp. Instead, he Swamped the drain." John Cleese.
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@HelenKennedy Donald Trump showed the GOP that they could lie with impunity. More importantly, what the hell happened to adverbs? "I don't think he won it fair," she says.
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We must defeat these people.
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@SafiyahNoor1 @MD_DCJoe I'm guessing the usual suspect. The DeVosses, the Kochs, The Mercers. The right has no shortage of rich, evil people.
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And someone orange could well be stroking out that day.
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NEW: Former Pres. Barack Obama will deliver a nationwide commencement message to the country's high school seniors on Saturday, May 16.
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