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Bryant Heath

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Ran all the streets of SLC in 2020 + some suburbs in 2021 & 2022. Engineer, former columnist for @CityWeekly of quirky SLC things. My Instagram is much better.

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Joined March 2008
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Bryant Heath
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Wish I knew some more people / MomTok-ers down in Draper or West Jordan. Really feel like they’d appreciate these stickers more than the traditional SLC-crowd…
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Just a 20 minute bike ride around the neighborhood in Salt Lake City…
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PUT A NOTE ON ROUND ONE! Ran the Jazz logo today across 16 miles of SLC streets to celebrate the team advancing to the 2nd round! 16 miles = 16 playoff wins needed to win the title. We. Are. Winning. It. All. @utahjazz @andyblarsen @SpencerJCox @snark_tank @RyanQualtrics
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Best burger in Utah — willing to die on this hill.
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“What is this, a sledding hill for ants?!” Overhead view of the chaos of the Sugar House Park sledding hill in Salt Lake City.
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First sighting of this flag I’ve had out in the wild!
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2 years
NBA All Star Weekend is about to kick off here in Salt Lake City and the @utahjazz ’s Vivint Arena is looking so good! Nothing like having the mountains pop in the background, too!
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This is why we got the Olympics.
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Miracles do happen.
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10 months
Post-snowfall Salt Lake City is my favorite Salt Lake City 😍
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If you know me, you know I’ve done my fair share of crazy Salt Lake City runs… But this, this is next level!! I’m just in awe of this group of runners right now. No words. 630 laps. Incredible.
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Bryant Heath
3 years
Just a normal Saturday morning run through all four Utah districts in #utleg proposed Congressional map. @Redistrict @RobertGehrke @andyblarsen @BjaminWood @SpencerJCox @BenWinslow @Stuart98_
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2 years
@EliMcCann I’ve had this happen with a pair of Russian speakers at an SLC grocery store before; but as soon as they insulted me, I turned my head so quickly towards them they instantly knew that I knew what was said, and sheepishly apologized Don’t know how you kept up the act for so long!
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RIP Sugar House Sizzler #RIPSIZZ
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1 year
Made an offering to the @9thand9thwhale in hopes that it blesses us with the Number 1 pick in the NBA Draft Lottery tonight 🙏 #takenote
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Bryant Heath
2 years
New Utah state flag revision just dropped.
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2 years
Realized I never posted here the time-lapse video of my running every street of Salt Lake City. Hope you enjoy the etch-a-sketch looking video if you haven’t seen it — was one of my favorite projects to do!
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Bryant Heath
7 months
For those new to Salt Lake City, we’re officially here today.
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Bryant Heath
10 months
Michigan Ave and 1900E in Salt Lake City is LIT!!
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The sun rises on new beginnings… Life changing event about to happen in Sugar House in Salt Lake City.
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1 year
🚨Breaking News🚨 Changes are afoot at Fun Time Kidz Kare in Salt Lake City.
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Bryant Heath
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@1techcritter Well… no actually; these are just the 25 different types (actually I saw 28 varieties, but wanted a square collage). The total number of signs seen was 143 in this neighborhood on my bike ride.
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1 year
Friendly reminder that this investment by Texas Instruments in Lehi is partly paid for by the CHIPS Act — a piece of legislation that every member of the Utah congressional delegation not named Mitt Romney voted against.
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1 year
Happening NOW: State/City leaders are in Lehi to break ground on the brand new Texas Instruments manufacturing plant (the 2nd) being built in the city. TI makes processing chips used in cell phones, calculators, and cars. They'll also invest $900 mil in @alpineschools . @KSL5TV
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Bryant Heath
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The historic Dee’s sign at sunrise in Salt Lake City! Love this vintage sign — one of the last that rotates in SLC!
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Bryant Heath
11 months
THE SALT LAKE CITY AIRPORT’S TERMINAL ENTRANCE/EXIT IS SO FREAKING BEAUTIFUL DON’T @ ME!
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Bryant Heath
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The funniest argument I’ve see about Cox leading is blaming Dems — who went through the rigmarole of switching parties — for voting for him en masse. My dudes, if they are responsible for a 37 point swing they wouldn’t need to switch parties: we’d have a Dem governor!
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1 year
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 CRISIS AVERTED — Fun Time Kidz Kare color scheme returns, albeit with a slightly different green tone. Will run a sophisticated analysis via “the eye dropper tool” to quantify the differences! Stay tuned for updates on this important story!
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1 year
At maximum (10:28am) in Salt Lake City!
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Bryant Heath
2 years
I... can't... stop.......😫
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1 year
As a Salt Lake City resident, I’m feeling mildly threatened by Jack in the Box:
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Dude knows that Taylorsville, Utah has a population of 60k and is situated right square in the middle of a 1.2M person metro area, right? Not particularly a “small town”!
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Bryant Heath
2 years
It’s been exactly 1 month since the @9thand9thwhale first breeched out of the hallowed roundabout. ALL HAIL THE WHALE!
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11 months
Obligatory reminder that we could have had this far superior congressional district map that championed the highly sought-after "urban-rural" blend while minimizing the divisions, had the Utah Legislature decided not to gerrymander us to death... (s/o @Stuart98_ who drew it)
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1 month
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Can confirm that By the Bucket: Hot Spaghetti To Go restaurant in Salt Lake City is no more. Hard to say why a bulk spaghetti restaurant — whose offerings also include Mushroom Lattes and breakfast sandwiches — failed.
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At 9am today, I’m running 68 laps (34 miles) around the outside of the Jazz Arena: 52 laps for each regular season W 16 laps for each playoff W. (The work left) 68 wins - this is OUR YEAR. This is OUR RUN. @utahjazz @andyblarsen @RyanQualtrics @JakeRexLee @RGiss11 @SpencerJCox
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Bryant Heath
6 months
Update the chart with the recent developments.
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Bryant Heath
10 months
Move over @9thand9thwhale , there’s a new sculpture sweeping Salt Lake City! I bring you, the Marmalade Peach 🍑
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Coincidental arrangement of Salt Lake City street signs or election forecasting? You decide; I’m only asking questions…
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1 year
Sunset over Salt Lake City right now. My goodness… 😍
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Bryant Heath
2 years
New official flag of Utah just dropped.
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Dan LeFevre
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Put this on the Utah state flag
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Bryant Heath
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Black Utah license plate, you may have met your match! This is so cool!! Shout-out to Jen Plumb for (almost) making this a reality! You can read about the plate and how it raises money for Great Salt Lake preservation efforts:
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Truly exceptional sunrise this morning up and over Mount Olympus in Salt Lake City 😍
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Legitimately first in line at the new Trader Joe’s in Sugar House. The excitement is, well, not necessarily palpable but certainly there is a buzz!
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This is just a collection of *different* types of signs — the sheer number is pretty off the charts; by far the most I’ve seen in an election cycle. But of course signs don’t vote but I think it may serve as a proxy for voter enthusiasm.
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Normally, I only post vanity Utah license plates — but I’ll allow this bumper sticker just this one time…
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Bryant Heath
1 year
The Whalethon: officially a phenomenon! Logged a few dozen laps to provide moral support to the 7 or so folks running it today — it is every bit as insane as I imagined it being. (Not pictured: an @EliMcCann sighting, as well!)
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Bryant Heath
2 years
Is this what it feels like being an early seed investor to a new tech company? #TakeNote
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Bryant Heath
2 years
Absolutely LOVE the real-time tracking of Salt Lake City’s snowplows! One fun little suggestion I have: can we get the names of the plows when we click on them? I NEED to know if it was Sled Zepplin or Jon Bon Snowvi that just passed by my house!
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Bryant Heath
9 months
Never forget what the pandemic took from us: the self-serve onion dicer from the 300W Costco in Salt Lake City.
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Bryant Heath
2 years
CAN’T BELIEVE THIS OUR CITY SOMETIMES!! It’s like a winter wonderland out here in Salt Lake City!
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Arguably the best graffiti I have ever seen in Salt Lake City.
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Oh, hey there Antelope Island 👋 Looking good!
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2 years
Current condition of Salt Lake City’s newest lake — located at the demolished pit of the former Sears building on 800S and State St! 🤢 (This photo is unedited)
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Bryant Heath
1 year
The demolition site of the former Sears building on State St between 800S and 900S in Salt Lake City — which is now an impromptu playa lake due to the snow and rainfall — has been marked as a wildlife refuge / seagull preserve on Google Maps! (cc: @spencerhall )
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Bryant Heath
11 months
First snow of the season for Salt Lake City! ❄️😍❄️
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1 year
My goodness — speaking as a person who has run 100+ laps on this road so far this year, this is truly wild! This is the most submerged I have seen the Sugar House Park Road in Salt Lake City all season. Just wow!
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Westminster Ave over by Westminster College getting some of that sweet, sweet SLC traffic calming! Watched first-hand how this slowed traffic on this notoriously speedy street! Kudos @slcmoves 👏👏
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Bryant Heath
2 months
So… are we just not going to doing anything about this, Salt Lake City? I mean, it’s been four months now…
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Bryant Heath
2 years
Reenactment of the Gwyneth Paltrow Park City ski incident.
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2 years
Some new graffiti that went up sometime yesterday on the abandoned Sizzler near Sugar House Park in SLC. Definitely got me chuckling a little. #RIPSizz
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1 year
Ohhhhh yeah — we back, fam!
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Bryant Heath
2 years
I present to you this year’s annual Utah Jazz run! #TankNote — a 9.4 mile route near downtown SLC! For those on the fence about the “controversial” tanking strategy, I recommend reading this recent piece by @andyblarsen :
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7 months
Another all too common sight for west side Salt Lake City residents. Crazy they have to put up with this on the regular.
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Bryant Heath
8 months
Picture perfect morning in Sugar House today! I LOVE SALT LAKE CITY!!!
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Bryant Heath
7 months
Spotted the yin and yang of automobile ownership in Salt Lake City this morning.
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1 year
Did you know: the childhood home of Michael Myers — as seen in Halloween 5 — happens to be a house up in the Avenues in Salt Lake City?!? There is your spooky SLC fact for the day!
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Flock of migratory geese setting up shop at Sears Lake’s unofficial wildlife refuge this morning in Salt Lake City!
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Bryant Heath
2 years
Made a series of die cut stickers of Salt Lake City neighborhoods! These are the first ones I have on order (Sugar House, Rose Park, The Avenues, and Liberty Wells). I have pretty much all the other neighborhoods designed — is this something SLC folks might be interested in?
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Rad new paint job for a basketball court in Liberty Park in Salt Lake City, courtesy of local artist Lindsay Huss! So cool!
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4 months
🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨 Is it just a coincidence that “Cox Lane” intersects with “State Street” in Midvale while “Lyman Court” is a dead-end in Salt Lake City? Or is it a multi-city conspiracy amongst Street Departments to skew public opinion? You decide; I’m only asking questions.
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1 year
There they are, in all their glory: the future icons of Salt Lake City!
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2 years
Got to say, I think Bangerter Highway is the biggest transportation failure in Salt Lake. Watched a group of high schoolers trying to cross it at 3500S and I could feel myself tensing up. It's size, speeds, and proximity to neighborhoods makes it pretty nerve-racking .
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Some fresh new townhomes off the S-Line in Salt Lake City — love to see it.
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2 years
🚨BRIDGE ALERT🚨 The new 1300E bridge spanning I-80 in Salt Lake City has been slid into place overnight! Photo was taken Sunday morning (4/16) at 8am!
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Bryant Heath
2 years
Wanted to share one more photo of the @9thand9thwhale that I took yesterday. I love how it looks like the whale is watching over all of Salt Lake City!
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Bryant Heath
1 month
Sugar House is now doing a hostile takeover of the @9thand9thwhale — spotted at the under construction Trader Joe’s Salt Lake City Sugar House location on 700E near 2100S. Thanks to @mcgettigan_ for the pic!
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Bryant Heath
2 years
Parley’s Creek is FLOWING down at Sugar House Park! Don’t remember the last time I’ve seen it moving like this…
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Bryant Heath
3 years
Just finished “The Run”: 68 laps for 68 wins! LET’S GO GET THOSE LAST 16 Ws and WIN THAT CHAMPIONSHIP JAZZ!!! @utahjazz @andyblarsen @RyanQualtrics @JakeRexLee @rgiss11 @SpencerJCox
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3 years
A whale of a run! 5.5 miles around the East Liberty Neighborhood, encompassing the 900S and 1300E whale sculpture.
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26 days
A lot of comments needing the “Sir, this is a Wendy’s” treatment 😆 My dudes — relax! I’ve been following political signs of all persuasions across the Salt Lake Valley for years now and just point out oddball observations! That’s it!
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1 year
Some people messaged me asking about my shirt — it’s of the 9th and 9th Whale’s color palette! I averaged the RGB values of each colored section from several photos I’ve taken of it. Anyways, if you dig hyper-niche SLC content, you can get it here:
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3 years
Last post for today — here is the Strava from “The Run”! (I messed up re-starting my watch after taking a break on, I believe, Lap 66 — this is why you see 1 thin line cutting across the arena; lost ~0.25 miles of data). LET’S GO JAZZ!!
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1 year
I’m going to have to run the whalethon, aren’t I? The peer pressure is just too intense 😆
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Braden Ure
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@SLsees Did it yesterday, insanity is an understatement.
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Bryant Heath
2 years
Utah: where all adventures get quenched.
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2 years
It’s the mullet of seasons: Autumn in the front, winter in the back!
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Bryant Heath
2 years
Showing solidarity after hearing about today’s unfortunate events…
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Ali Vallarta
2 years
A sign down and contractors outside…is this the end of Timez?
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7 months
As someone who has, literally, been on every street in the city these extra-spicy hot takes at portraying Salt Lake City as some sort of urban hellscape are truly hilarious to me!
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Ben McAdams Memorial Acct
7 months
Have you ever even been out of the state? First we had “lock your doors in West Valley” now Salt Lake City is somehow becoming Robocop levels of dystopia. I guess we finally are becoming a liberal world class city
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Lmao — this dude is batting a thousand with his op-eds.
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Bryant Heath
3 years
And here is a time lapse of the route! It was super fun to plan out and run it! We ARE winning 68 games this year and we ARE winning the championship. I feel it. LET’S GO JAZZ!!!!!!! @RobertGehrke @sltrib
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Periodic reminder that if you are in need of finding something to do, I keep a regularly updated map of all the weird and unusual things I’ve come across in Salt Lake — can make for a quirky scavenger hunt of sorts!
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Giant wooden hoodoo outside the Granary District in Salt Lake City. Since I am somewhat of an authority in weird SLC stuff, have to say: this is the most amazing thing since “The Whale” # Dont @me
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3 months
For the love of god @sltrib , hire this guy — he has single-handedly resuscitated the Op-Ed section 😂
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People on the East Bench putting up strong resistance to development, citing “preserving neighborhood character” arguments. That neighborhood character after developments gets delayed or canned due to their resistance:
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7 months
FYI: the climbing wall at Millcreek’s new City Hall opens up at 10am this morning! Just swung by while they’re setting up — looks rad!
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Bryant Heath
1 year
If this woman wins the CD2 primary, I swear to god I will convert to the Sacred Church of the 9th and 9th Whale. For all you SLC “R”s out there — get your ballot in!
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Becky Edwards
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I am so thankful for the opportunity to vote. I feel honored to have the support and sacrifice of so many across the state who share my vision of bringing a little more of the Utah way to Washington, DC. Get out and vote TODAY! 🗳️
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Bryant Heath
11 months
Oh, no… Not like this…
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7 months
Probably should create an ongoing thread for black vanity Utah license plates I’ve come across…
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1 year
How it started / How’s it going - Salt Lake City housing edition Duplex turned into a 22-unit apartment complex in the Ballpark neighborhood.
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Bryant Heath
6 months
Okay, last mural for the day! Been tracking this one going up on 700E near the S-Line for about a month — the finished piece looks amazing! Artist is Cole Eisenhour — 👏👏
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Bryant Heath
6 months
Shout out to the Utahns who get the black license plate but keep the normal numbering. Y’all are the real ones.
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