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Dan LeFevre

4 months

BYU Roommates (c. 2008) L-R - Just had his best summer on the doors - Just got home - Just got engaged - Random roommate pushing 30

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3 years

“5 Most Haunted Places in Utah” #1 :

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Only slide shown at Martinelli’s annual strategy meeting

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3 years

Australian when he checks the empty rice cooker

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Royce is out.

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3 years

Utah is at its finest when the grass is still green, trees are yellow, mountains are red, snow is visible on top, and the sky is bright blue

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3 years

50% of my childhood memory of Church is the man walking down the aisle counting people

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2 years

Future archeologists going to think Utahns played basketball as a religious experience

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3 years

Me, after I die, looking at the BYU Testing Center screen to know how I did

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4 years

If I were searching for ancient Church documents the first place I’d check is those long dark tunnels under the gym stage where we put all the tables and chairs

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2 years

Seinfeld in Utah Jerry: “She invited me to a linger longer” George: “a linger longer?” Jerry: “how long do I have to ling?” Kramer: “oh I’ve linged long”

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3 years

When American cuisine peaked

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2 years

BYU roommates showing up to ward prayer (circa 2011)

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2 months

“So it’s 1996, I’m in Spanish Fork, and they ask me to book a band for the Fairgrounds”

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2 years

4 year old, unable to reach the microwave, is heating up his leftovers “in the sunshine”

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2 years

Me to the ward after the baby blessing:

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2 years

Finally finished my state flag submission

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Utah this spring

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1 year

For the Salt Lake MLB team name, we should steal another city’s iconic music style

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Salt Lake needs more iguana themed restaurants

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2 years

It will keep snowing until there is a resolution in the Gwyneth Paltrow ski crash trial

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2 years

How will the lack of Eagle Scout projects impact Utah? Long-term decline of hiking trail benches?

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1 year

You have to use one font forever. What is it?

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1 year

My friend lives in Merida, Mexico and his Costco has a cenote

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2 years

Ryan Smith just destroyed one of the last horcruxes before the Jazz can win the title

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2 years

Welcome home to the Delta Center ❤️

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1 year

Biden in Utah next week

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St. George at its finest

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1 year

Utah ice cream shop concept

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2 years

Scared they will end up choosing the top-right flag

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1 year

My father-in-law is a claw builder. He is insanely gifted. Years ago we were together at the Aquarium Claw, built in the 2000s, and I asked him what it would cost to build it today. I will never forget his answer… “We can’t, we don’t know how to do it.”

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2 years

Seinfeld in Utah Jerry: “She reserved the pew with a hymnal.” George: “Can’t accept the hymnal. Too low effort. I accept a coat, scriptures, even a bag of cheerios. But not a hymnal.”

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3 years

New flag idea

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3 years

She’s beauty and she’s grace

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3 years

Salt Lake City could look like this if we had reasonable zoning laws

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Seinfeld in Utah George: “She closes the hymnal two lines early.” Jerry: “Two lines? I’ll excuse the one line close, but two lines, that’s just arrogance!” George: “She’s an early closer!”

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Seinfeld in Utah George: “I don’t think the guy at Church who counts people counted me” Jerry: “He counted you. Why wouldn’t he count you?” George: “There was no head nod, no acknowledgement, no slight smile or drop of the chin”

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2 years

When you find out we played on Sunday and won

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2 years

We are grateful for the moisture we have received, this Utah Jazz team, and Brother Bryce Harper’s hitting prowess

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4 years

Probably going with the paperback

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2 years

Put this on the Utah state flag

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2 years

The average number of Utahns at Disneyland each day offsets the number of Californians moving to Utah. Population remains the same.

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3 years

My week to lock the Church each night and check every window. No matter how old I get, nothing freaks me out like walking around the dark hallways of an LDS chapel at night.

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Me when my wife asks where the rest of the brownies went

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3 years

Art Deco high school

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3 years

The Utah legislature patting themselves on the back for a one-tenth of a percent income tax cut feels like something from an SNL skit

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1 year

Sometimes this looks fake

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2 years

We asked for some breadsticks to go. They gave us…32 breadsticks

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2 years

Seinfeld in Utah Kramer: “They are essential Jerry!” Jerry: “How are they essential? They’re little bottles of oil. How have they changed your life?” Kramer: “Financial independence Jerry. I’ll be retired in a year!” George perks up: “A year?”

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1 year

Convinced those south of Salt Lake only go north for Lagoon and those north of Salt Lake only go south for IKEA

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3 years

When we have elections, all debates should be held on 3900 South within earshot of each other #utpol

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2 years

Sometimes when I’m eating my 10:30 pm bowl of cereal, I think of all the other men eating their 10:30 bowl of cereal and it makes me happy

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2 years

For a neighbor gift, someone nearby rented a dumpster and let everyone throw their holiday trash in.

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3 years

If Utah gets a new flag, we must balance the change by making Provo get its old one back

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3 years

One benefit of AlphaCon is a lot of waiters are going to get filmed getting large tips tonight

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6 months

I made the mistake of telling my wife that Taylor Swift having beef with everyone means she is the problem

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2 years

Sundance celebrities looking down upon our inversion

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3 years

Replacing Mike Lee with someone as awesome as @beckyforutah is a blessing for Utahns

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2 years

Our nursery leaders are the 🐐s

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1 year

This summer I’d like to hike (what I consider) the four most iconic peaks of the Wasatch. From north to south: Ben Lomond, Olympus, Timp, and Nebo

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5 months

BYU students protest shrinkflation of french fry portions, 1970s

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3 years

Me and the boys when the lake finally fills up again

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Jimmy Buffet and Jimmy Eat World basically mean the same thing

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Bar chart for how far you are willing to park from the office #saltlakecity

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Multi-family housing

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I hope @EliMcCann gives a speech about the State of the State, calling it the State of the State of the State

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6 months

Frank Lloyd Wright designed one building in Utah. If anyone knows the owners in Bountiful, convince them to let me come see it.

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Before tonight’s Jazz game, all the beat writers argued about the best buildings in Utah. I offered Ogden High, what is your suggestion?

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2 years

Lockup continues to be the spookiest assignment in the Church

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1 year

Seinfeld in Utah George: “I’m taking her a box of Crumbl cookies” Elaine: “Crumbl cookies? She won’t take you back for a box of Crumbl cookies.” George: “They’re $20 for 4 cookies!” Kramer: “You know the cookie store concept was my idea. Me and my friend Bob Sacamano…”

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4 months

This trailer in Nephi is the welcome back to northern Utah

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3 years

I mentioned to my mom that my 3yo needs Valentines for school tomorrow. She said, “I have some extras you can use.” The extras are mine from third grade in 1999.

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In the Heber City council meeting regarding the new temple, this guy couldn't resist

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2 years

Long live the pitch black Jimmy John's double scoop

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In true Utah fashion, the All-Star Game must include scratchy walls and pads below the hoops

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“5 Most Haunted Places in Utah” #1 :

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3yo - “Not here for Jesus. Here for cleaning”

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My wife is complaining to her family that her cookie recipes never make the promised number of cookies. My cookie dough habit may be exposed soon.

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11 months

Costco uses Pepsi products so it doesn’t get taken to heaven like the city of Enoch

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The sit down area of Crown Burger is Utah’s living room

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“Look babe, ColorScriptures is having their best month yet”

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2 years

My last minute submission to the flag contest

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1 year

From the NY Times.

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3 years

The arch appears every 100 years in Utah...what does this mean?

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2 years

Large avalanche the size of a small avalanche

Utah Highway Patrol

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2 years

US-189 in Provo Canyon will remain closed for 24 hours until cleanup operations have concluded. Please plan ahead and use alternate routes.

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We need more tire companies to recommend restaurants

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All the statues in Salt Lake when the 9th and 9th Whale showed up

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Me showing up to lock the Church

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The official drink of summer

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@Billie_T

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The real Utah rivalry: Don Rafa Tacos vs. Toro Tacos

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Just learned that my wife calls all video games Nintendo, like a mom from 1998

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Angel’s landing

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This is how I see it

Michael Jolley

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I made the definitive map of Utah. Discuss.

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Few know that BYU counts attendance at sporting events using an army of clerks

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Church architects in the 70s: “Surround the basketball court with burlap and carpet. Pain is weakness leaving the body”

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Toddlers will eat 3 bowls of Lucky Charms one day and then on the next they’ll look you dead in the eye and say “I hate Lucky Charms”

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