Samantha Sherhag @SAMpleme1984 Twitter profile

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Samantha Sherhag

@SAMpleme1984

4 years

PSA Twitterverse! Stop freaking assuming I don’t know what I’m talking about, am ignorant, unknowledgeable, don’t read up on facts before debating, about anything and everything (BUT ESPECIALLY BASEBALL) because I’m a girl!!!!!!!! Tired of it!

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@ask_aubry This got good.

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2 years

Thicc boi @GatorsDaily

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@TheKalenAllen Are we ignoring her stiff persons disease thst causes her pain?!?!?!

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2 years

Hey @GatorsDaily thought of you today.

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4 years

@bjorlax_ Thankfully stopped for this pic on a road trip this past July.

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1 year

This is also hilarious.

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2 years

@GatorsDaily But I want him for my yard. He’s so cute.

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1 year

@ask_aubry Update: she broke up with him!

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1 year

Hey @GatorsDaily ! Look at this good boy hanging out at training camp!!!!!

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Samantha Sherhag

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4 years

@_NatureAnimals Best baby giraffe selfie!

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3 years

@carriesnotscary You should have included when he played young Shawn Spencer

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1 year

The Great Clips in the background is what makes this perfection.

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1 year

Noah Davis Getting his Hat Knocked Off. 😳

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4 years

@peteragro @DaniOliver Did you just tell someone who has told you he’s had organ issues to take 10 grams of a vitamin that’s tolerable upper intake level is 2,000mg? One that can get built up in the kidneys and causes problems.?

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3 years

@MacFarlaneNews That’s going to go so well for the prosecution.

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Samantha Sherhag

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3 months

@clhubes Stitch says happy birthday buddy!!!!!

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Samantha Sherhag

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2 years

@videojame_ Bearded dragons deserve cowboy hats too!

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Samantha Sherhag

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1 year

Let’s check in on team ERA 1- 4.78 2- 2.66 3- 3.73 4- 3.38 5- 5.40 6- 2.76 7- 4.33 8- 3.77 9- 5.28 10- 4.25 11- 3.07 And @RaysBaseball ?!?!?! League leading 1.70 ERA. Imagine how low it could be if they had a top rotation.

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6 years

@tayloryon_ @car_nove You and all our children deserve better. As a mother and a human, I’m sorry. Every adult in this country that is against this reform has failed you, and that my dear should never happen.

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2 years

This poor woman is going to have the entire 435 House of Representatives roster memorized by the time we have a speaker.

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Samantha Sherhag

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3 years

@JamesGunn How long and hard were you laughing? Like really. I don’t think I could breathe from how hard I would be laughing.

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6 years

@Hough75 @breadwinnerno1 @tayloryon_ @car_nove You’re seriously comparing the right of someone to own a gun whose only use and purpose is mass destruction of human (not even designed for animal) bodies, to buying a car?

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Samantha Sherhag

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6 years

@Hough75 @tayloryon_ @car_nove No. No. No. these children’s parents did not fail them. Congress hell Rick Scott failed them. This is his 3rd mass shooting in less than 2 years. This time all 17 lives are on him.

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Samantha Sherhag

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2 years

@nameshiv My in laws got a shark version and the app lets you name it and I named it Jaws for them. Lol.

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3 years

@chrissyteigen I have to know what you were saying Jesus to at the 2015 Grammys.

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1 year

The Rays win percentage is 813! #RaysUp

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1 year

@Bornakang Her concerts are full of fun. These are from her last tour.

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Samantha Sherhag

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4 years

@PamSeater @SenKamalaHarris From reading, it’s because it’s located in an area that’s not actually a state. The others will receive their $$ from state level (the money goes to the states to disperse to the schools based on population I believe). I think. I could be mistaken.

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3 months

The entire audience booing Kim Kardashian was not on my bingo card.

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4 years

@EvanDrellich @lindseyadler WTF does he not have time for? There IS NO BASEBALL GOING ON!!!!!!!!

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3 months

@ask_aubry I think he confused human and hamsters.

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3 years

@DannyDeraney I saw a cousin of his today. A 71 year old Bubba.

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4 years

@chrissyteigen Nooooooooooooo. We need you Mayor of Twitter!!!!!!

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2 years

Ok @welliver_titus I finished episode 1, and it’s amazing. Im missing J Edgar, but it’s really good!

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1 year

Tomorrow marks 7 years since Pulse, and 7 years since 49 lives were violently cut short. Eddie, I still think of you and hope you are throwing huge ass bashes up there in heaven. Eddie was there for me when my parents died and I’m forever grateful. #Pulse

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@chrissyteigen

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2 years

@jptownsendii I found a dragon in mine!

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5 years

@chrissyteigen @Alex_Kack is legit the best! #GreenShirtGuy

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2 years

This was brilliant.

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1 year

@AMAZlNGNATURE They are so perfect! This was an 8 month old baby giraffe.

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2 years

@JamesGunn @MarvelStudios That’s cool.

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3 years

@JamesGunn We felt bad for him too. He just wanted to float in space. Poor thing.

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2 years

@KatiePhang @ElieNYC

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4 years

@MrPascual22 @AnaCabrera I wouldn’t exactly say 10 beds is plenty of beds.

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Samantha Sherhag

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1 year

I just talked to Alix about her shooter drills. She was amazed that I never had them. She also said how not everyone fits. Also said how she knows if she doesn’t hide good and right she will get shot. Hate isn’t a strong enough word to describe my feelings.

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Samantha Sherhag

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3 months

I just laughed out loud (very loudly). This is hilarious. The one in the back broke me.

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8 months

@Jeff_Kirby412 And this was put on his Wikipedia page.

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Samantha Sherhag

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2 years

Made it. All by myself. This is a first. Hopefully those around me will become my friend. Otherwise this might be a lonely game. @raysbaseball #RaysUp anyone wanna be my game friend? Lol.

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Samantha Sherhag

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1 year

@MercyhurstU So he recognizes his behavior was bad but no consequences for him to actually learn his lesson?

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3 years

@JamesGunn I thought we were never to speak of that toe ever again...........

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Samantha Sherhag

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2 years

@JamesGunn I hope this was the answer.

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Samantha Sherhag

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1 year

@AMAZlNGNATURE @DrGuyHarvey has been bringing awareness to them for awhile now. I believe at one point it was down to single digits so 12 is an increase!

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3 years

@JamesRoday

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3 years

Seriously @Brett_Phillips8 is a national MLB treasure.

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Samantha Sherhag

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2 years

@UnseenGuest001 @Justtforfuunn I’m pretty sure Johnny will forever laugh at hearsay going forward. How did the lawyer forget he asked the question?!?!

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4 years

@RahulKohli13 @rejectedjokes Ditto

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4 years

@yashar Why would they call him a fucking terrorist for not wearing a mask?

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2 years

@nameshiv Especially when it used to be so much higher.

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4 years

@IndiaEdwards Florida (where I’ve never seen snow in my whole life)

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1 year

@BadMedicalTakes Seriously. There needs to be adult sex Ed classes shown in prime time immediately.

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8 months

@DAcrisure Wikipedia not disappointing.

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3 months

@ask_aubry Update. Sandra is now single.

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2 years

@AlanBaxter A giraffe has the same number of neck vertebrae as we do.

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6 years

@FLGovScott How about then you get held accountable for allowing the lack of laws that allowed him to do this horrific act and you get charged with 17 counts of accessory to murder?!?!?!

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2 years

@nameshiv I read this as goat cheese and now I’m disappointed this isn’t about goat cheese.

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2 years

@tapandrollgames @PitchingNinja She’s the sideline reporter for the team. It’s her literal job to be there.

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Samantha Sherhag

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4 years

@DGlaucomflecken My husband said his eye exam went like this this year Dr: oops I overdosed you. My husband: oh it’s ok I feel fine. This picture is from 20 minutes later. He has very blue eyes.

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5 years

@chrissyteigen

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2 years

@FredSchultz35 What did the guy think she was going to do?!?! Lol. I would have left her the towel and tucked her in.

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Samantha Sherhag

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4 years

@yashar They are so freaking cute!

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2 years

@murrman5 But they are important too!!!!!

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4 years

@SenRickScott Maybe Trump should have learned our history first.

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2 years

@spicykiro @Michael_Romberg Awwwww I want to be part of this friendship!

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3 years

@JamesGunn Who’s Milton?

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4 years

@atrupar He’s only there for the photo op and had no part in making this happen so easy to not hand it to him.

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2 years

@GatorsDaily

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Samantha Sherhag

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3 years

I’m drunk at Howl-O-Scream, but my Rays are fucking AL East Champs BABY!!! #RaysUp

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Samantha Sherhag

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4 years

@chrissyteigen Hahahaha. That’s like the super bowl ones I bought. Thought I could make football Jell-O shots out of it.

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Samantha Sherhag

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3 years

@nameshiv I believe all those people have never actually experienced the diseases for which they are anti vax against. My dad had polio. I would take a dozen shots to prevent going through what he did. Same for my children. I don’t understand them.

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Samantha Sherhag

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2 years

I wonder if @RaysBaseball missed batting in the 9th. They haven’t done that since last year.

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Samantha Sherhag

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2 years

Today is the day I was supposed to give birth in 2011. But the baby died in my belly and because I had access to an abortion, we successfully had Alix in August of 2011. #AbortionIsHealthcare and fuck you to those who are trying to take that right away.

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Samantha Sherhag

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10 months

Wolverine and Deadpool together is everything to me.

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2 years

@TITIANAX12 @videojame_ Would just Stitch in a cowboy hat be better?

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Samantha Sherhag

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4 years

@JennySmithNY @HawleyMO @MeghanMcCain Going off of 336 million Americans x $1200 that equals only $403.2 billion. That leads rough $5.597 trillion not going to workers. That’s bonkers.

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Samantha Sherhag

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5 years

@chrissyteigen Comes with extras.

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2 years

@EdNASTYY @tae15adams They charge you all that money and can’t give you free shipping? SMH

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2 years

@fishfacenj @jptownsendii Actually yes. It was not fun. Lol. Little punk I think thought it was fun.

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Samantha Sherhag

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1 year

@Josh_is_back3 @SportsCenter They lost their second game. So that’s impossible. Oh and their sixth game. And the thirteenth.

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Samantha Sherhag

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2 years

@nameshiv Hey have you read the Wikipedia page for George santos yet?

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Samantha Sherhag

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5 years

@myclearwaterPD @JimCantore Just another day in Florida.

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4 years

@Phisica_ @sofiargonzalez_ @clownpond @saymthreetimes He’s super happy though. There’s apparently a bunch of interviews about him. He’s living a turtle king life.

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Samantha Sherhag

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5 years

@chrissyteigen Put it in a crock pot with two packages of Lipton onion and mushroom mix and the use vegetable stock for the liquid. Roll it occasionally while basting the top with olive oil and rosemary and sage. After about 4 hours on high, it is the juiciest most amazing thing ever to me.

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Samantha Sherhag

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4 years

@Acyn Cause we haven’t had one since 1/19/2017.

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3 years

@scottishchee @PhillyFaggotry @MaryneeLahaye @devsavesdaworld

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Samantha Sherhag

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2 years

I wonder what day I should choose for delivery.

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Samantha Sherhag

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2 years

@GatorsDaily I’ve seen that dude before!!!

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Samantha Sherhag

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4 years

@PamSeater @SenKamalaHarris It made sense to me. But I compiled that from reading a ton of twitter responses so I could be wrong. I’d rather the $13 billion go there than to the cruise industry honestly though. It has a hospital in DC that’s treating the virus.

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Samantha Sherhag

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2 years

@nameshiv I have a living breathing dragon.

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Samantha Sherhag

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4 years

@ctsncesq @JoJoFromJerz This is so underrated.

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