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“It felt like nothing” is officially out! Available on Amazon platforms in all countries (paperback & hardcover) - it is a collection of poems and ruined 35mm photos: US version here

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4 years

pictures taken by people tripping on LSD

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this is Jonathan. he’s 188 years old today. everyone say happy birthday Jonathan

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this is the shit I wanna see rn

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November, 2020

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oh my fucking god

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gm

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I’ve been laughing at this for exactly two minutes

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today I learned that woodpeckers' tongues wrap around their brain & it made me uncomfortable

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does anyone remember when I was outside and a raindrop landed on my phone and I tried to screenshot it

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it October

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scene from my local aldi

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attn: this is how male bowerbirds seduce females

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when asked if Jonathan still fucks, the answer was yes, he still fucks. and that’s cool as hell

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drink up, buttercup

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dear men, what is preventing you from looking like this?

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choose your fighter

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replenish mana by watching this

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9 years

if you've never heard a deaths head moth squeak before, now is your chance

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I'm v proud of myself

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happy cinco de mayo

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kissing is all fun and games until a boy inhales your skeleton through your mouth & uses it to build a house for some other girl

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happy tactical toad tuesday 🥲

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gn 🥰

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@zipoffs why did this make me do a joker laugh

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every time I step outside I thank the control panel for another beautiful simulation

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he’s my perfect baby

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I only speak when the rat in my brain pushes the button

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this video just healed my inner child

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uhhh, no buddy I haven't

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9 years

my in-laws left notes on literally everything in their house for us and I can't stop laughing

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3 years

what

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"Looks nice in there. I should rob them."

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this is called "crown shyness", a naturally occurring phenomenon. no one is really sure why it happens.

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how to stop being horny

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period sex is a blood ritual as far as I'm concerned

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when I make u the apple butter

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@bakerbakerbaker dudes rock

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Jonathan (tortoise) - Wikipedia

en.wikipedia.org

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I'm ready for the eclipse

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cool cicada I did today

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dragons head grasshopper & lady leaf

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I WROTE A BOOK CALLED LOVE IS STUPID AND SO AM I

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4 years

my son’s teacher is drunk HOW do u make a schedule that looks like this ????????

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hey if your dog won’t let u clip their nails then get them this thing. it will humiliate them and also , so easy to clip the nails

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5 years

consider donating to the victims of the tornado that just passed through our city. every little bit counts. many people have lost EVERYTHING

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boutta see @ericandre 🤡😛😛😛😛😮

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attn: DMX grows orchids 😢

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I [waves crashing on jagged rocks] you

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🥺

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let's be strange and quiet in the same bed

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cats should be able to make soup or chili

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Sex is an intimate and sacred act. Your body is a temple and you shouldn't share it with anyone who doesn't like to fuck temples.

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4 years

@HammerFist3 I keep thinking about being somewhere (grocery store or somethin) and taking my shoes off to unlock my iPhone

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please hug me please crush my bones please bury me alive

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http://t.co/TbZK7rcgcl

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shit

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4 years

a new slew of contenders emerge

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3 years

this is how they make sauce at little caesars

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7 years

oh tell us another story, papa!!

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once I get my gut flora thriving again it’s over for u bitches

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oh my lordt

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me fucking around me finding out

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fuck

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the leaf sheep is a photosynthetic sea slug and 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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is she tiny?

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i believe this was the first mirror selfie i took after leaving my husband

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was just lookin at my own disgusting body for too long and realized that bodies just do what they need to do, don’t they. they hold in all ur dumb ass bones.

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if u don’t eat pussy you’re a cop

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