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7 months

A clip that perfectly describes Enzo Caicedo and Gallagher

Shinji Ikari del Chelsea

@shinjichelsista

7 months

poch, que estas esperando para sentar a este hijo de puta para siempre? ya es indefendible.

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@S0cr4t3n

6 months

Mudryk is our 4th highest scorer and he’s only started 9 games this season

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5 months

When I saw this live, I kept quiet and sighed because this is just what I expect of him now.

Chilwell Out

@Chilwell_Out

5 months

video got striked so here it is again

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5 months

We didn’t even have a new coach bounce under Poch😭😭😭😭

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2 months

Im never forgetting how idiotic this lot were about Palmer btw. Underestimated him because of their bias against Chelsea and tribalism

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@Abti00

3 months

They treating him like he is some game changer loool

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2 months

Best high and wide left backs in the world

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2 months

If Enzo Maresca can't find a way to utilize one of the best high and wide left backs in world football, when his first choice right back has also spent literally an entire professional season playing CM, we are in so much trouble

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10 months

Never forget Liverpool fans made up a narrative that Reece James can’t play in a back four because Tuchel played him as a Wingback💀💀💀

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2 months

I can’t stop laffing

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6 months

Our no.10 isn’t leading in any chance creation stats but fouls stats. He deserves a banner👏🏻

StatMuse FC

@statmusefc

6 months

Fun fact: Conor Gallagher leads the Prem with 58 fouls this season. The gap between him and the 2nd player on the list is bigger than 2nd and 34th.

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5 months

Shits so sad man, this is deadarse worse than mount

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5 months

Connor Gallagher is better than Enzo Fernandez and Moises Caicedo!

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8 months

Pls rise me one game Gallagher controlled like this please.

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@ftblchels

8 months

Everything you could have wanted from a modern day midfielder, pure excellence.

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2 months

Olise should win his club an European final mate + where’s his ypoty award?

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@palarsebald

2 months

What stage has Palmer performed on that Olise hasn’t mate?

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2 months

He’s earning £50k p/w, no way you just believed that without even fact checking🤣🤣

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@LY5224

2 months

Marc guiu is earning 100K p/w at chelsea lol. No wonder he left. Cant blame him.

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8 months

This same guy cooks Enzo Stan’s for doing stuff like this

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@idoxvi

8 months

Jude Bellingham vs Atletico Madrid Let down.

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8 months

2 bad games and haters are out of their stinky caves hating.

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@cfcmasi

8 months

No way I'm seeing Mudryk hate on the Timeline...

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7 months

Nah I’m actually furious, Caicedo put in a blassic for nothing FUCK POCH

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3 months

Try not to pull race card challenge

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5 months

Connor Gallagher is better than Enzo Fernandez and Moises Caicedo!

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15 days

Goal Wolves 07’

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4 months

Niggas telling Poch is the reason he’s good and he won’t perform well in a “JDP structured system”

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@RisingBallers_

4 months

Cole Palmer has been cold since his academy days… these clips are insane 😭✨ From youth footballer to Premier League Young Player Of The Season 🫡

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7 months

@brown_dylan It’s mind boggling , you get an headache trying to imagine how stupid someone has to be to do that.

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8 months

@idoxvi Shifting goalposts and Hypocrisy👎👎

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4 months

Mudryk under De zerbi😋

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8 months

@idoxvi Lying unprovoked

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5 months

Score hero virgin!!!!

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@BranUTC

5 months

The score hero virgins are back camman!!!

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14 days

@HugTheSDLN @DEJ0UNTE @bennufc_18 Why do arsenal fans run this “big boys/winners”gimmick. You’re bottlers mate. Haven’t won a major trophy since 2003 either💀

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8 months

Sterling FK goal against Preston after 1000 brain dead decisions today means he starts our next game and Mudryk/madueke are benched👍

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1 year

@drfeggit So you mean to admit girls are inferior to men?

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5 months

Dk why commentators never speak when he does awful shit like this, they just go quiet

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1 year

@TheAFCWay @hereagainnnn @rafsenal You’ve had ONE GOOD season in 20 years dawg, you are the definition of Hot stinky mess

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4 months

Doing this over a 4-game margin just shows how low of an IQ majority of sports media has.

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@drsportsmedia

4 months

Are Chelsea better without Enzo Fernandez? 😳 #Chelsea #CFC #CHEWHU

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1 year

@TheAFCWay @hereagainnnn @rafsenal “Identity crisis” coming from the fan of a club that lost their first European final 4-1 to their fierce neighbors 😭😭

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1 year

@TheAFCWay @hereagainnnn @rafsenal You don’t even have an era memory to clutch on, pipe down😭😭😭

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2 months

Weirdest fanbase oat. Their favs play like shit and they start attacking the replacements to do damage limitations🤣🤣

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@MuskCaughtAP

2 months

They’re Beefing with FULLKRUG because of KAI HAVERTZ😭😭😭😭😭😭

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7 months

Watching the new Football Made Simple video on Liverpool v Chelsea and just realized Poch played an high-line without pressing Liverpool 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭. Such a shit retarded coach man

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3 months

There needs to be a study of the brains of people who actively rep chilwell

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@hazardclears

3 months

quotes my tweet on priv and then blocks me 😭 am I that intimidating

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1 year

@HaalandsCousin @Gideoomatic He posted it on a public app, for the public too see, he SHOULD be judged. There is no way a real level-headed human is trying to defend this.

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10 months

@LFCAMANDA No body mention Trent buddy, why are Lpool fans so insecure😭😭

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10 months

They acted like Reece didn’t play in a back 4 at Blackburn and under Lampard😭😭. They just make up any narrative to comfort themselves and go with it.

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1 year

@afcjol @BL4KEGRIFFIN Believe in a higher power to guide you into becoming a better person/human being ,OR have sexual intercourse with same gender and make sure everyone knows about it+change your natural gender cuz of insecurity, Pick one mon frere🤔

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8 months

@idoxvi Same can be applied for the enzo Stan’s doing similar, except for the number of defeats part which isn’t his fault

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1 year

@Yasserir0 @bartekKGHM @ali_hussain235 @cfcPat02 @JoshLFC1909 @phenomenalfinn7 @Darko_DarkerGst Bar Lavia, no chelsea fan wanted any of these duds😭😭😭

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6 months

@RealityBarry @Squawka He’s taken 5 pens this season and has 17 g/a in the league, take away those 5 pens and he has 12 g/a which is more than both sterling and Havertz for chelsea last season genius

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1 year

@twrIdd @CFCDaily Cuckvertz rep

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@DEJ0UNTE @bennufc_18 We deadass demolished 4-5 clubs towards the end of last season, fym rare occasion🤣

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7 months

Disasi to Thiago Silva

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8 months

Pochettino patterns of play

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1 year

@khalzb Man my brain cells are firing I can’t think properly 😭

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7 months

Same space wolves exploited all game and he didn’t change anything about it

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@rhystakes

7 months

Meanwhile

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😂😂😂

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6 months

@RealityBarry @Squawka Without pens he still has more than both havertz and sterling lol

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5 months

Such Low IQ players can’t be one of your clubs supposed “best players”. Don’t know why this is happening in this reality.

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1 year

@jared_kovacs @JUSTcatmeme 3rd pic is so clearly a female boxer😭😭😭

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1 year

@encisosznn @Cfc_tek @owen_bhafc Reece James left toe as touched more glory than your club

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2 months

Talking like this when we are yet to see if Olise can even perform in the big stages is crazy🤣🤣. Swr Palmer equaled/surpassed his total PL goal contribution of 3 years in one season alone💀💀

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@palarsebald

2 months

Palmer Olise debates will be on par with the Zaha Will Buckley debates in 5-10 years time and it won’t be in Palmer’s favour

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18 days

Been seeing “If I was a Chelsea fan…” a lot lately. For a club hated so much, you people do love to fantasize being chels.

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@jamesallcott

18 days

Good luck to Conor. Clearly an amazing bloke. If I was a Chelsea fan I’d be devastated

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1 year

@marssel123 @14Hrish @utdcynical He was literally twerking for us in 5 windows. Went out of his way to visit Chelsea’s tour in America just to grab Boehlys attention, such a beg

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@ALver7z

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2 years

@amvxar @SeanDOlfc @Ot1297 Fact I ever never seen this too, this guy has hidden gems of goals and assists everywhere bruh

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@amar___10 @LickshotLippy

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2 months

He actually makes a little sense, it’s just the lady’s face that’s killing me.

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5 months

@_Asznee Stop acting like this is some complex shit to do. A little bit of awareness/scanning and he’d have played it first time into Palmers feet. Funniest thing is Gallagher probably saw it himself and ignored it because he knows he isn’t capable of executing such an easy pass

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10 months

I got receipts btw

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10 months

Never forget Liverpool fans made up a narrative that Reece James can’t play in a back four because Tuchel played him as a Wingback💀💀💀

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The English media

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1 year

@13ellfieldMUFC @Anton_Jacobsenn @EuroExpert_ Teams do that a lot lol, how do you think teams tried to stop Elite dribblers like Messi, Neymar etc

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2 years

How does a man genuinely go through their day knowing they catfish as a female on a bird app, I feel like they should be in constant fear of someone finding out

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@CFC_Janty

2 years

Can’t believe how so many people still follow @vinrmfc who is a catfish. Just a guy from Netherlands. Hate catfishes man. Block and report 👍

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@xopepe13 ??

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1 year

@TheAFCWay @hereagainnnn @rafsenal Brudda you’ve finished above chelsea twice(2 times) in 20 years, Also won the same amount of trophies as a twelfth place chelsea after bottling the league💀

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1 year

@crareality What police officer says “open the door and let me get my bag bro”😭?

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2 years

@jundy__ @CfcActive Think she ate a lil too much, she should lose some wei

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5 months

@mrpromoney There’s no positive about Gallagher playing for my football club. It’s a fucking horror show

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2 years

@labxnair Never wanted to punch my tv so bad after this

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1 month

All this hype just for him to say no 💔

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 month

🚨🔴⚪️ Atlético Madrid and Chelsea are on the verge of reaching an agreement for Conor Gallagher after talks in the last 24h. Story revealed on Tuesday morning, talks accelerated and €35/40m package almost agreed; small details to sort. ❗️ It all depends on Conor's decision.

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5 months

Cold Palmer assist

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1 year

@AFCMattxx @CFC_Chels3 @SkySportsPL That’s incredibly loud for the fan of a club who has finished outside the top 4 for 6 years straight

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5 months

Only God knows how many times I’ve done that this season

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2 months

nigga lied and Arsenal fans believed it🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@AFCAMDEN

11 months

The irony of the current goalkeeping situation is that Chelsea want to sign Ramsdale to replace their dodgy keeper. Funny how that works.

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1 year

@karsenalf @cef_cfc @GaryLineker Reece James weak left foot alone as touched more glory than those two rancid players will ever witness

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1 year

Nah blud f u

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1 year

@rtxvll @CFCRaf2 Jackson has footballing ability, Havertz as #none

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@billahibarkley twerking for arsenal fans rts in 2024

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10 months

@inorfFtbl @Sxne19iv2 @CopticRewind He had the worst g/a tally of all chelsea attackers. He was the worst of the worst.

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5 months

NOT ONE Chelsea player went over to say “hi” to mount, Shows how much of a awful character he was in the Chelsea the dressing room and how false all his pR articles are. Defo also means he left for money👍👍😭

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@LKCOYB

5 months

Yesterday it slipped my mind that Mount was here with Enzo for 6 months. Makes this even more wild lol. These South American’s don’t play that “traitor” & “switching sides” stuff. It’s refreshing at times to see that old-school passion in the game.

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2 months

Utd fans actually think they have a right over Cole Palmer. I’m dead

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8 months

Palmer pressing is levels above Gallagher, dk why he doesn’t get praised for it

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8 months

They’ve both won a grand total of 0 (ZERO) trophies after leaving Chelsea, while being on worse form at their new respective clubs👍👍 Where’s the “upgrade” ????

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@owenthfc__

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Incredible how Chelsea fans slated these two everyday for 2 whole years just for them both to upgrade

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5 months

@_Asznee I’ve seen people say this same stupid shit for mount having a tunnel vision and low IQ. Please just stop it’s never going to work

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7 months

I thought Enzo isn’t a good player, very overrated and isn’t better than Jonjo Shelvey and Mainoo, what’s the point of this tweet🤣? Let him be a “flop” at Chelsea in peace