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bald

@palarsebald

2 months

See the French slander name for Kolo Miami sjsnksksksksksksksj

H•🥷

@khalilogyigo

2 months

Donc là Deschamps a sélectionné Rwanda Congo-Mali mais pas Michael Olise (18 matchs, 10 buts et 5 passes cette saison) ptdr.

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@palarsebald

19 days

Doesn’t look like him

Footy Accumulators

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19 days

Marc Guehi is set to start for England against Serbia tonight ✅ [BBC Sport]

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@palarsebald

2 months

Not one easy game here lol what a fucking manager

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2 months

WTF is happening? #cpfc

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@palarsebald

1 month

Someone said Delhi Ali 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@palarsebald

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Glasner when we’re 1-0 down

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Black ppl help

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@palarsebald

2 months

Eze & Olise

Ellie Salisbury

@elliecpfc

2 months

❤️💙 #cpfc

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@palarsebald

3 months

William Saliba after getting sent off at Fulham away

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

3 months

⚫️⚪️ 𝐎𝐅𝐅𝐈𝐂𝐈𝐀𝐋 | Fulham FC are building a new 'premium experience' in their new stand at Craven Cottage. 😳 There will be a rooftop swimming pool and bar available which will overlook the River Thames too. 🏊‍♂️🌊

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@palarsebald

2 months

Why are English lads lining up for rest of world what is this woke nonsense

Soccer Aid

@socceraid

2 months

THIS is football heritage. @miniminter ♟️ @theobaker_

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@palarsebald

2 months

Mateta always had palace cult hero potential but now the league is taking notice of him he’s gonna be a Barclays icon isn’t he. Shirt tucked in, bald, bagsman, 6ft5, corner flag kicker, vengaboys anthem, his own sui. Elite.

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@palarsebald

2 months

Kolo Miami fuck off my auto correct has just made one itself

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@palarsebald

2 months

OHHHHHHHHH JAMES TOMKINS OOOO AAAH I WANNA KNOWWWWW HOW YOUR WIFE’S NOT DEAD

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@palarsebald

19 days

‘Guehi’s actually looked quite comfortable to be fair’ yeah well it’s almost as if he’s been one of the best CBs in the prem for the last 3 years you fucking idiot, if any of you watched any football outside the top 6

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@palarsebald

29 days

Crystal Palace are the only club in Europe to have a goalkeeper, defender, midfielder and a forward representing their native nation at Euro 2024.

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@palarsebald

3 months

@Tomw3465 If he actually cared about being noticed then he probably wouldn’t wear the exact same outfit everywhere he goes

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@palarsebald

15 days

Not arsed hearing these pundits jumping on the Marc Guehi train now when they were acting like he was a spastic who’d never kicked a ball before prior to 8pm Sunday

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@palarsebald

2 months

@JackCBellamy18 And

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@palarsebald

3 months

Gwon lad get the Class A’s in 🤣💀🤓🔥😝🫨🫡⁉️

ALAW

@LouisLUFC_

3 months

this is what leeds does to a man. gwon lad 🤣 #lufc

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@palarsebald

13 days

Imagine somebody telling you in May that Olise would be playing under Kompany next season ffs

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@palarsebald

2 months

Mbappe Mateta Olise at the Euros I might switch allegiances

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@palarsebald

1 month

@cosmo_nffc Top half mate 👍

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@palarsebald

12 days

I’ve seen your wife’s bumhole mate

𝙇𝙞𝙖𝙢

@OfficialVizeh

12 days

The Boundless Mediocrity of Crystal Palace

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@palarsebald

3 months

Honestly I don’t think it’s reactionary to say that he’s England’s best midfielder after the obvious (Jude, Rice and possibly Mainoo). I’m struggling to justify why anyone else is better. The guy is running midfields against the best teams on the planet at 20.

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

3 months

⭐️ Adam Wharton vs Liverpool: Late England call up anyone? 👀🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🎥 @ShowBoat00 #CPFC

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@palarsebald

2 months

‘2 more wins to go’ mate what is happening to my football club

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@palarsebald

2 months

Would’ve taken £10m in Jan. Life is not real

Crystal Palace F.C.

@CPFC

2 months

Boom, boom, boom 😅

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@palarsebald

1 month

Yer kit

Joe ⚽️

@SayersBHAFC

1 month

We are PROUD Seagulls. 🏳️‍🌈 #BHAFC 🔵⚪️

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@palarsebald

1 month

@cosmo_nffc Well he wasn’t even at the club for 50% of the season so not sure what logic you’re using there 👍 easily one of the best midfielders in the league. MGW is great but they’re not even the same position ffs

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@palarsebald

2 months

@cpfctristan Woke up confused

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@palarsebald

2 months

Michael Olise has a strong argument to be the best in his position in the world. A drum I’ve wanted to bang for a long long time but now it’s just so obvious.

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@palarsebald

2 months

Unbelievably, after all that talk, Palace still did more in Europe than Brighton this season.

Crystal Palace F.C. Academy

@CPFCAcademy

2 months

PREMIER LEAGUE INTERNATIONAL CUP CHAMPIONS 2023/24 🤩🤩🤩 🦅 1-0 ⚪️ #CPFC | #PLInternationalCup

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@palarsebald

2 months

Shame we’re never gonna see it but could you actually imagine Henderson Richards Andersen Guehi Muñoz Doucouré Wharton Mitchell Olise Eze Mateta That is an actual superteam 💔

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@palarsebald

3 months

@DavidWh57117199 @Tomw3465 Yeah that’s what I said mate. Reading comprehension of a lamp post

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@palarsebald

18 days

Yes we do and we do it with Doucoure, Wharton, Olise but nobody listens. Only player that gets the credit he deserves in our squad is Eze and he’s arguably the least good out of all of them

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@HawkesM08

18 days

Palace fans don’t gas Marc Guehi up enough. He is absolutely cold

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@palarsebald

2 months

I must say, on nights like tonight, all I can think about is how much better it must be to be a Barnsley fan. #CPFC

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@palarsebald

29 days

@Rovers @AdamWharton10 Can we give you more money

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@palarsebald

13 days

Olise has turned Chelsea down 2 years on the spin I don’t think I’ve ever seen a fanbase so in denial about a player not wanting to join them ever.

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@palarsebald

2 months

2010, 2012, 2015

Football Talent Scout - Jacek Kulig

@FTalentScout

2 months

Euro U-17 Golden Players: 2023: 🇩🇪Paris Brunner 2022: ❌ 2019: ❌ 2018: ❌ 2017: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Jadon Sancho 2016: 🇵🇹Zé Gomes 2015: 🇫🇷Odsonne Édouard 2014: 🇳🇱Steven Bergwijn 2013: 🇷🇺Anton Mitryushkin 2012: 🇩🇪Max Meyer 2011: 🇳🇱Kyle Ebecilio 2010: 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿Conor Wickham 2009: 🇩🇪Mario Götze 2008:

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@palarsebald

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woz

@10woz_

2 months

Good to see they’re still absolutely obsessed with trying and failing to sign our academy products instead of growing their own talent

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@palarsebald

13 days

Oh boy this might hurt more than Wilf

bald

@palarsebald

13 days

And I’m a little bit lost without you And I’m a bloody big mess inside And I’m a little bit lost without you This ain’t a love song this is goodbye

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@palarsebald

3 months

All timer transfer window man. If this summer can top it then we’re serious

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@palarsebald

22 days

People don’t seem to realise that Michael Olise is literally one of the best footballers on the planet

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@palarsebald

2 months

. @CEO4TAG YOU SEE WHAT WE CAN BE. THIS IS ALL WE WANT. BACK THAT FUCKING MAN AND KEEP HIM FOREVER.

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@palarsebald

4 months

Once again yet another blatant attempted alien abduction in football yet you won’t hear anything about it in the English media

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@KeslerSZN

4 months

Watkins sent him 😭😭😭😭😭🥶 #AVFC

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@palarsebald

2 months

This is literally my 9/11 omfg

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

2 months

🚨🚨| Chelsea are prepared to swap Raheem Sterling for Michael Olise from Crystal Palace to avoid his £60 million release clause. [ @tbrfootball ]

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@palarsebald

2 months

Jairo gave basically his whole career to cpfc for good vibes and dressing room character, tears streaming down my face 💔

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@palarsebald

3 months

Turned into a roadman at the end

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

3 months

🇫🇷⭐️ “If Olise was to leave Palace this summer, I would expect it would ONLY be to a Champions League club. To my knowledge there have been no meaningful developments with him and any clubs. Obviously that could change still” @David_Ornstein #CPFC

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@palarsebald

2 months

Tomkins tearing up in his interviews man he deserved a bigger send off than he got, Palace legend

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@palarsebald

2 months

The full video hahahahhhahahaha

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@palarsebald

1 month

We could genuinely go into next season with a Doucoure Wharton midfield and Olise Eze Soule França and Kamada to choose from behind Mateta, fuck off 🤣

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@palarsebald

3 months

@palacedylan Udogiestyle won’t be topped

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@palarsebald

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And I’m a little bit lost without you And I’m a bloody big mess inside And I’m a little bit lost without you This ain’t a love song this is goodbye

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@palarsebald

2 months

@LaticsPure @JackCBellamy18 I couldn’t actually care less the OP was actually clearly a joke but it also makes zero logical sense that ‘England v Rest of World’ would have English players playing for rest of world

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@palarsebald

2 months

Day 1 of the season being over:

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@TEND1NH0

2 months

Who’s our Palace Onlyfans girl again

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@palarsebald

2 months

WHERES YOUR DRESSING ROOM PHOTO YOU SAUDI CUNTS @NUFC

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@palarsebald

3 months

This just feels so much like it’s our Bielsa/Ancelotti once in a lifetime appointment. Do. Not. Fuck. This. Up. #CPFC

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

3 months

🇦🇹 ‘Glasner is the first person to arrive at the club’s Copers Cope training ground and the last to leave. Many at the club believe he is one to take them to the next level.’ @iamrahmanosman #CPFC

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@palarsebald

2 months

It’s probably an age thing but Chelsea’s drop off feels worse than United’s. Never has a team felt so unrecognisable, it’s like a different football club. One thing Chelsea have never been in my footballing life is a laughing stock

maybe: xavier (judge x soto enjoyer)

@couldbexav

2 months

the GDP of a small nation on this, fairs

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@palarsebald

3 months

Yer bird wants to give it another try with cpfcgeezy

george🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@cpfcgeezy2

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@palarsebald

2 months

Top 4 clubs want Wharton, Guehi, Eze, Olise, Doucoure Top 6 clubs want Andersen Muñoz, Richards, Lerma, Mateta playing out of their skin Mitchell arguably POTS ‘iF yOuR pLaYeRs aRe sO gOoD wHy aRe yOu aLwAyS 12th’ Let’s talk next season 👍

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

2 months

🔴 ‘Adam Wharton is a player Liverpool like and have followed previously. They continue to follow him despite him only recently moving to Crystal Palace.’ @AnfieldSector #CPFC

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@palarsebald

2 months

Mateta - written off Richards - written off Hughes - written off Dougie knows what he’s doing. França and Ahamada 🔜

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@palarsebald

2 months

Whether he was deemed up to the level we needed or not, something needs to b said about how every time he had to step in and give us a run of games, he won POTM. Lowkey an insane servant. No nonsense. Probably low ish wages. Played wherever. Great egg. Love him.

Sumo

@Sumo08112

2 months

Iconic, clutch and loved by everyone in the squad. You will be missed brother 🫶🏾

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@palarsebald

17 days

Anfield away on the final day so we can finish the job where we started it

TPW News

@TPWNewsHQ

17 days

🦅 BREAKING: Crystal Palace 24/25 Premier League fixtures have been released. This is how they look 👇. #CPFC

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@palarsebald

2 months

OMGGGGGGGGGGGG ALCOTTTTTT

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@palarsebald

2 months

I love him so much. Wonder what the celly with Glasner was about but players clearly love him. One more season, you and Ebs. Please. I swear I would give anything.

Crystal Palace F.C.

@CPFC

2 months

😏 #CPFC | #CRYMUN

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@palarsebald

2 months

I’d argue he’s the least replaceable player in the squad

Transfer News Live

@DeadlineDayLive

2 months

🚨 Crystal Palace would consider a big offer for Adam Wharton this summer. 🦅👀 (Source: @alex_crook )

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@palarsebald

2 months

@mattjohnson18_ Tbf

Yung Filly

@yungfilly1

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bout time Easter comes off, C'mon Murray win it for us #EAGLES

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@palarsebald

1 month

Whys it always Newcastle fans that seem to get upset at any other club having an ounce of support or success?Is it because you cried about Ashley all your lives and had to sell your soul to a murderous state to make any progress and we’ve done it sustainably with a fan in charge?

Toon Polls

@ToonPolls

1 month

What on earth has happened to Palace fans recently? Incredible confidence for a team that finished 1 point ahead of Bournemouth and with a negative goal difference.

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@palarsebald

2 months

He is one of the best players in the world I don’t care

MatchdayCPFC

@MatchdayCPFC

2 months

🌟 Most non-penalty G+A per 90 among all wingers across Europe’s Top 5 Leagues: 1️⃣ Kylian Mbappe (1.12) 2️⃣ Raphinha (1.01) 3️⃣ 𝗠𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 𝗢𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗲 (𝟭.𝟬𝟬) 4️⃣ Vini Jr. (0.92)

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@palarsebald

2 months

De Zerbi got a new job quick

ACL Soccer

@ACL_Soccer

2 months

#cpfc

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@palarsebald

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Wharton will go for well over £100m, never seen PR like this for a Palace player. And deservedly so. Generational talent.

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@palarsebald

3 months

Lewis Dunk genuinely isn’t better than prime Scott Dann, can even the most biased Brighton fans call it a day with the Guehi comparisons now, that would be great. Cheers

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@palarsebald

2 months

@maxbaldry15 1. Triggered is a bit far, jokes on you if you think I give a rats arse about soccer aid 2. As above, didn’t know who was on it last year cause I don’t care 3. Points 1 & 2 don’t take away from the fact that it still doesn’t make any logical sense. Kind regards Bald

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@palarsebald

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Marc Guehi is England’s best centre half 👍

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@palarsebald

3 months

Blokes gave Hodgson 6 years and unlimited excuses but have seen enough after a month of Glasner who’s inherited (and improved, already) a quite pathetic, unfit, injury ridden Hodgson side. Fair enough.

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@palarsebald

13 days

Can confirm the all the Moroccans I have spoken to think Chadi Riad is fucking mustard #cpfc

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@palarsebald

3 months

Bournemouth twitter defo doesn’t exist never seen a single account on here

Ben

@BenPawlowski21

3 months

Who on Bournemouth twitter is getting stabbed on a European away day

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@palarsebald

1 month

We might have the most autistic squad in the league

h

@bukayocore

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sldklskdsk

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@palarsebald

2 months

Complicated release clause FC we might be goated

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

2 months

🤞🇫🇷 ‘There have been no concrete talks or developments around Olise so far - it’s not guaranteed he will go. Olise won’t depart unless it’s right for both him & Palace. The release clause is in the region of 60m but it’s a ‘complicated mechanism’ @David_Ornstein #CPFC

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@palarsebald

2 months

Sigh

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@palarsebald

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I get way too attached to players man I feel like someone’s died ffs

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@palarsebald

2 months

🥲

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@palarsebald

1 month

Dougie staying, a world class manager, our best crop of players ever and a here we go before the FA Cup final ffs we’re literally getting champs leeeeeg what is my club

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

1 month

🚨🔵🔴 Crystal Palace are closing in on deal to sign Chadi Riad from Real Betis as new centre back. Understand formal proposal has been sent for €12m plus €2m add-ons, deal being finalised between clubs. Chadi Riad already said yes to #CPFC . Here we go, soon 🦅

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@palarsebald

1 month

JUST SOLD MY CAR TO DAICHI KAMADA

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@palarsebald

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@palarsebald

1 month

Pako is 15cm lmao love my guy

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@palarsebald

2 months

You can make average players look world class with a highlight reel. But Adam Wharton is one of those players who a highlight reel can’t flatter. You see more of him watching the whole game. Never loses the ball. Feel like he’s got so much time even when players close down on him

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@Bk8iP3

2 months

Adam Wharton - Last Call

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@palarsebald

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He could genuinely take us all the way and win player of the tournament he’s that fucking good. Our club would be eating forever after that.

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

1 month

🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ‘Gareth Southgate has considered using Wharton as a balancing midfielder alongside Declan Rice for England at Euro 2024.’ @MiguelDelaney #CPFC

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@palarsebald

2 months

Maddison leaves Leicester to join spurs, wins nothing. Winks leaves spurs to join Leicester, wins a trophy.

Leicester City

@LCFC

2 months

What a player ✨

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@palarsebald

2 months

I think injury + Wharton being insane has made people forget how good Doucoure actually is. Me included. Was walking our POTS again until he got injured.

matt

@mattjohnson18_

2 months

We’re gonna do it Cheick, next season European push

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bald

@palarsebald

2 months

Wharton basically a free transfer. Mental

The Palace

@ThePalaceFC

2 months

Going from 16th when Oliver Glasner took over to 10th at the end of the season earned the club over £18m extra in prize money. His agent has the easiest job ever at the negotiating table. #CPFC

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@palarsebald

1 month

Mateta is the most improved player I’ve ever seen over such a span

DR Sports

@drsportsmedia

1 month

Who was the most improved player in the Premier League this season? 🤔 #NUFC #CPFC #THFC

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@palarsebald

2 months

Got 3 different clubs fans in the ground and it’s still half empty

MwepuMagic

@MwepuMagic

2 months

LEVERKUSEN AND BRIGHTOOOON #BHAFC

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@palarsebald

29 days

I just made this up btw I’ve got no idea if this is true but it sounds it

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@palarsebald

30 days

He’s the best player in the world isn’t he

WhoScored.com

@WhoScored

1 month

🇫🇷 Michael Olise's statistically calculated WhoScored characteristics: ✅ Strengths 🟢 Crossing 🟢 Key passes 🟢 Dribbling 🟢 Long shots 🟢 Direct free-kicks 🟢 Taking set-pieces 🟢 Holding on to the ball 🟢 Passing 🟢 Defensive contribution ❌ Weaknesses 🔴 Tackling