Brooke W @MamaWetzel Twitter profile

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2 years

@EssArrBee @kahtrinuh Just about to tweet this. Had a friend who worked in SF, lived in SACRAMENTO and her boyfriend drive her to work everyday, drive Uber/Lyft then they went home at night.

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@smellemmeny @kingbealestreet Looking at Marilyn wearing it, her body looks softer, truly nude and without any shaping garments or underwear. That’s what made it such a scandal. Kim’s body is “perfect” smooth and visually hard, the dress looks regular and not borderline dangerous like it did on MM.

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@CJAquaBurn @vinivinidogo @AmosAlArtsy @LoggingInIsBad @Usher CHER!! When I think about the first big “auto tune” song, I think about “Believe” by Cher. TPain didn’t ruin a damn thing, he had fun with a tool, an instrument. Made a new sound.

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@SupernovaMomma They’re never crying for no reason. Exercising their lungs my ass.

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@janellejcomic It’s been my experience that the dudes who treat their women like objects and trash are the ones who “protect” their daughters like objects.

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2 years

The people have spoken. #TeamSelena

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@arieella_ 11:38pm texts like: “so and so is back in jail. Just looping you in.” WHUT

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@notcapnamerica I see tummy time, regulated breathing, rest, physical touch AND safe innovation. 10/10

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@samlbla Did he give you a dollar?!

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3 months

How we treat our children influences how they choose their partners. How we speak to our children is how their inner voice speaks to them. DO BETTER.

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3 months

I think y’all should be very careful with this, “you have no choice or opinion, if you pay no bills” rhetoric

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@edwardharris251 @yashar The lighting is poor, she doesn’t look fully made up and the quality of the photography and angle aren’t up to the standard of Vogue covers past. It just isn’t quality.

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@naima The E S C A L A T I O N nearly broke my neck from cringe. SIR.

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@wyntermitchell In the end, he chose the chicken and the woman over his own Jewishness! The equalist opportunity offender truly.

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2 years

@KnockDotLA Calling “dark, small” constituents “feo”. She called them UGLY. As Council President she serves ALL of LA, not just CD6. Resignation.

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@wtflanksteak A nail tech got paid because she did her nails. That butcher got paid. If she had her hair done, a stylist got paid. Giving people money to spend makes jobs.

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@EvaVetiveria @AngryBlackLady Okay see that’s what keeps throwing me- her tops. I’m not policing anyone’s body but I’ve never seen a practicing Mormon (even those that don’t wear the garments) wear less than a cap sleeve.

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@becca_oneal Let’s not forget how much Kelly on the Office HATED being Indian. Explicitly said she hated being Indian, hated her real name and hated the culture on multiple episodes.

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3 years

@been_herde I can’t even turn the sound on it’s so unbearably cringe.

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4 years

Grocery stores are not magic. Everything is picked, packed and processed by a human being who sometimes makes less than minimum wage. #WeFeedYou

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4 years

Packing grapes in Bakersfield CA. The packer has to weigh and pack each container separately into a box for a total of 9 containers per box. Each box earns a bonus of .36 cents per box which is split between the packer and the picker at the end of their day. #WeFeedYou

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@TiffanyKWayne @EssArrBee @kahtrinuh Nevermind that this is where we’re FROM! I want to raise my kids where I’m from! Why does everyone else get to do that but us?

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@iSmashFizzle An absolute icon of making up for lost time. I love how she loves herself SO much. She inspires me and I don’t use that loosely.

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@theashleyray For a couple of years *somehow* I kept getting booked to do flowers for some Eyes Wide Shut style sex parties and never ever ever was the homeowner/host under 40.

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@indypghgirl @chrissyteigen @MichelleObama Nah. It was built as a source of fresh, local produce for the White House. Eventually getting so productive, it was able to provide for local food banks.

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@meenaharris My son came in super mad when his little sister was 2 or 3 and said “she keeps making play with her but she just leaves her doll with me and says she has to go to work!” 😂😍😭

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@lahartvillalta @publicroad As a florist, I occasionally see people sending themselves flowers with encouraging notes and I always put a little extra sauce on it. Do it!

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@iSmashFizzle Also: the Pisces-est Pisces that ever Pisced.

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@CarmenGranddau1 Wait- aren’t they always On Here cussing us out for not calling her HRH Princess Catherine?

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@anicacihla Having spent some time with high school aged Elijah Wood, I can assure you, his weirdo-ness was never hidden.

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@wyntermitchell @TheNolaChick It was the “ Mami” for me

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@wyntermitchell @leahfrombklyn It’s photos/videos like this when I realize I’m not afraid of heights, I’m afraid of edges. That whole place is just a bunch of edges. Shudder.

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@ruth_SE16 @kibblesmith For me, it’s integral to her “brand”. She played up the quirky “New Girl Goes To Washington” aesthetic and tricked a lot of people and voters with her look and vibe (we are a simple species). It flips to infuriating because now it feels like trolling.

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@SupernovaMomma Same for “oh that boy is chasing/pulling your hair/teasing you because he likes you”. BS

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@SupernovaMomma I’ve never heard a Hollywood version of “you play too much”.

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@TheCrandle @DrChaeEd For us, it’s been abt compromise. Don’t want to clean your room? Why? You’re in the middle of a game? Okay, I’ll set a 10 min timer and then you’ll clean, ok? Ok. Counter with “why?” All kids have a why, we have been conditioned to see that as disrespectful, it’s not.

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@grimeybubs @akakaylen Grippy. Socks. Club. 💀

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4 years

@timothydunn I once had to wait on her at a store I worked at where she bought double keyed deadbolts “for the kids’ rooms”, wearing pajamas while she shouted orders at me from the front with an arm and a cigarette out the door.

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@tobedblerd @LukasWerneck Wouldn’t locs be more realistic for a mermaid? Salt water, air dry, low maintenance for a girl like a Ariel.

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Leave it to Madonna to remind us that we lost so many and are still losing people to AIDS.

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@YNB “If he didn’t want folks to speak ill of him when he died, he should’ve been a good man when he was here.” A WORD!

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4 years

@OhCooley44 @edwardharris251 @yashar That’s a better word. Muted. She has a lot of personality and vibrancy. The pose also feels... casual? But in a bad way. Like it was a lighting test. Her other covers:

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I picked tomatoes one summer when I was 11 when I visited my grandma in Lost Hills. I can still feel the little needles on their stems and leaves. It’s like fiberglass. We were paid 50c per BOX. This is hard and honest work.

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@haleyp Also… there’s no cooking! I don’t have to wash dishes in my hotel room!

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@akilahgreen You had delivery pizza money?? I was Master Chefing Top Ramen watching my Ricki Lake.

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@GrahamB47 @ItsTheBrandi *Academy Award Winning Film Editor

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What. A. Night. 🖤 @Weezer

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@kylebuchanan @ScottFeinberg Should have been on the telecast. What a lost opportunity 😞

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@SupernovaMomma And the weird rules parents put on toys because THEY don’t like noise, lights, characters, COLOR… kids NEED stimulation and novelty.

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@CapitolK_Aus I don’t forget that the capitol was also built by enslaved labor. The statue of Freedom that sits on top of the dome was cast and assembled by a black artisan who was enslaved- Philip Reid.

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@molochofficial Ed Rickets. The character Doc in Cannery Row was based on him and Steinbeck wrote about him playing “night music” when his dates would go back to his lab/house.

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@lincodega It’s like a sexy version of Weapon Of Choice

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@Bomanizer This is how Lin Manuel Miranda is STILL talking

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@ladybacon86 @blgtylr This is a hate crime.

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4 years

I spent my earliest years in a migrant farm worker community in Lost Hills. I lived with my Grandma and brother in a trailer park, with other families and working people. Farm workers feed America. Their children are the future of this country and deserve our attention.

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@CandiceAiston I’m confused about this dress size to weight to bra size ratio… I’m 20-30lbs heavier than that and two sizes smaller. He wants… a light square?

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@anylaurie16 Katy dodged that bullet so hard.

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$3.20 per box for strawberries hulled ON THE VINE. Zoom in. This is extremely skilled and delicate work.

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Harvesting strawberries for the cannery is hard work. Workers like this Oxnard worker work piece rate. They spend their days hunched over, going up and down rows. By the end of the 8hr day their hands and feet are stained red. They earn $3.20/box. #WeFeedYou

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@priyapastiche @rachelsklar @petermarksdrama @dansaltzstein Clearly leaving the party hosted by The Cricket In Times Square.

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4 years

It is this spirit that some evangelicals fetishize Judaism and its practices as a way to get closer to God and Jesus. They view Judaism and Israel as a tool and a prop, a relic, and not as a living breathing faith.

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The way these evangelicals fetishize Israel and Judaism is just beyond disgusting. They view Jewish people as objects. Actually, not even that -- they view them as necessary for the completion of Armageddon. That's all this is about. It's so aggressively, grossly anti-Semitic.

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@adhdjesse Being very good at things quickly. Listening to other people’s conversations around me. Being good under pressure. Having a “fight” response. Heightened empathy.

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@calebsaysthings Flowers are joy! As a florist, thank you for buying flowers ♥️

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@prntgdcolonized My husband and I talk about this ALL THE TIME. I take so much joy in their *laziness*, in their rest, in their peace. When we find ourselves complaining”they don’t know how good they have it…” one of us says, and isn’t that a blessing.

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@iproposethis This is all so heavy and real. I remember a mom of my then bf’s friend saying how disappointed she was with her son’s prom date for not sleeping with him. He got the tickets, bought her dinner, what was her problem?

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@MJSchulman The gravel dust was all I could think about when he sat and when he got up. He was getting dirty. He didn’t care. He was lost.

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@wyntermitchell The heart wants what it wants.

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@michaelharriot The big yellow bottle with the green letters!!!

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@theferocity I’ll never forget Halle’s quote, “behind every woman is a man who’s bored with her…” 💀

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@AlexLoveWJTV @WJTV The world is watching.

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@becagrimm I was made to few so so so guilty for stating the truth about being pregnant: there was a succubus, a separate and gentically unique growth in my body whom I had no control over and I was quite unnerved by it. BuT ThE JOY oF LiFE?!!

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@fidmart85 Booed? They called him a Culero! 🤣💀

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@Maladroithe We secretly immunized a family member because their mother had FAKE RECORDS made by their hippie contacts before kindergarten like it was the most normal thing.

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@lingerie_addict The modern Bras. I imagine they gave women a feeling of safety and hygiene, not to mention freedom from pain and easier dressing. I know the bra can be seen an inhibiting but I really do find a great bra as freeing.

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@battymamzelle …Or that her personal style would have evolved. She cut her hair in real life.

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@AlmostJessica @IsabelSteckel 🙋🏻‍♀️ She’d say it all pissed, too.

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@drdelarocker A fam member trying to talk up “Right To Work” Texas and then getting injured at work like, “they won’t settle the injury! I fell at work!” and I’m all, welp?

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@DrJenGunter Why are florists, DJs, venues, rental companies servicing them?! I’m a florist and I refuse weddings and dinner parties. This is BS. If we want to stop events, we need rental companies closed.

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@BellLawFirmWV @equalityAlec They’re what’s called a “contract city”. They contract city services- police, trash, water and power. They’re too small to create/pay/maintain that infrastructure. Founded in 1984 and 1.9 square miles. It’s the(?) smallest municipality in LA County.

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@ahouse4all I remember the UPROAR when The Dog Whisperer guy said dogs with unhoused owners might be the happiest because they’re in their most natural pack environment. People LOST it bc he said dogs might be happier outside with a full time pack leader!

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@DanaSchwartzzz Labor rights but make it heartthrob

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@KaraBTweets She made me think she was a centaur for a second.

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@SupernovaMomma If they’re all playing separately and friendly, what’s the harm? Little kids need to see big kids and big kids need to learn how to play responsibly. We are social creatures!

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@rgay “Show runner” was another one. That phrase did NOT exist back then.

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@1followernodad It’s FREE furniture! That GOES with the house!

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2 years

@californiabarby @YasminYonis There was an EXCELLENT podcast on this: Verified- Dust Up. Anger doesn’t even begin to cover it. @ndeltoro @witnessdocs

Introducing "Verified: Dust Up"

In the second season of Verified, Host Natasha Del Toro and the Verified team again ask tough questions about whom we trust and why. After one woman is diagnose

podcasts.apple.com

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@naninizhoni @Symtrees @RVAReid Kids who have sensory processing issues or allergies they can’t name will associate food with pain or discomfort. Yes, they’d rather starve than be in pain or discomfort.

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@sweetgail_ @syderature That’s averaging 91 hours A WEEK of work. That’s $10 an hour and it’s not enough period. No one should be making that little for working that much.

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Take it from someone from Venice: NEVER swim in Santa Monica and double never ever swim by the Pier.

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Ocean Water Use Warning for Los Angeles County Beaches. View:

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@chescaleigh Don’t forget they didn’t allow their employees to WEAR masks or gloves in the beginning of the pandemic so it didn’t make guests uncomfortable.

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@LauraRbnsn I can’t get over that this would have been their 2nd baby, meaning that they also have another child at home to care for. This is so much unnecessary family trauma and heartache.

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@MsCasssandra @becca_oneal She was a writer, cast member and later a producer. It’s the show she got her start on.

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@theashleyray @tvisaypod There’s an Intimacy Coordinator on tiktok that does so many videos on this stuff. It’s fascinating!

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@ackk913 @elizaskinner Amie Harwick was murdered by her ex boyfriend when he broke into her home. Nothing to do with codes.

Ex-boyfriend arrested in death of celebrity sex therapist Amie Harwick, LAPD says

Gareth Pursehouse, 41, was arrested on a murder charge Saturday, police said. Harwick is a former fiancée of comedian Drew Carey.

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@NMamatas @nycplayed @crulge I don’t like that remake of The Mixed of Files of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler.

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@GoodwynPub @anicacihla He dated my high school close friend. They met in the neighborhood- she didn’t even know he was an actor! Always quirky, we chalked it up to being homeschooled. Wasn’t comfortable around us kids. Big “hey fellow youths” energy. Can’t say much more online.

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@jobrl @va_dickens Oooooh, LOVED subbing in the Clerks office when I was in WeHo. Excellent job for the chill AND nosy.

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@tomandlorenzo Good grief, those GLOVES. She’s brought back gloves in one photo.

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@kyasinterlude @becca_oneal Diwali episode the character tagged on Indian culture. In Michael Scott Paper Co episode, Kelly is also Erin’s name and she freaks out about her Indian name. She leaves Ravi for Ryan at the end of the show. Her body insecurities could be seen as cultural but might not be.

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@cadlymack Wait- do the youths actually think this is real REAL? I’m watching Girls again and never lot once did I think there is actual sex. I’m mostly concerned that it was filmed before Intimacy Coordinators were mandatory.

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@altermaginhawaq @PopCulture2000s …And Gaga is a superior singer who real casual was hitting notes instead of breathing through it.

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Disappointed but not surprised to hear the Zoot Suit Riots referred to a “Latinx violence” on the You Must Remember This podcast. Latinx is Mexican American/Chicano erasure.

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@anylaurie16 @margaritaevna95 Also assuming you’re fortunate enough to own a your own washer/dryer…

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