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6’ 4” | 237lbs | Memes account | HOAs and the year 2002 suck. #ForTheDudes

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“I was paying 3x for my insurance, 2x for my slip and $1000/m for charter cleaning that wasn’t actually happening. So I left some smudges on the inside of the boat knowing I was leaving the country. And I was like if I come back in a month and those smudges are still there…”
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Per TMZ, an older guy with a boat, is dating A-List Actress Margot Robbie
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Ryen - “ I’m going to force myself to do more social things” Also Ryen:
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I Love You, Man came out 30 years ago 🤯
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THOSE LAST TWO BACK PATS!! Somethings are bigger than sports!
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YES
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When someone emails Ryen about a roommate & housing situation:
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Spooky season has arrived 👻 🎃
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The loan officer trying to figure out how he lasted EIGHT minutes….
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Sir Rudy seeing the cost of 4 vodka sodas at a Miami night club.
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Hey Ryen, First time, long time… 5’-9”, a spindly 130lbs A Ceruti 10 but a Kyle 6 Player comp: Josh Giddy Please rate my jumper. - Timothée
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The former hot guy when he doesn’t get hit on or a free drink at the bar
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It happens to the best of us….
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Van “The Curator” Lathan being forced to delete his collection…
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5’-11” vs 6’-0”
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Ryen : “…..cream filled Long John’s” Kyle :
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Me after 4 days without a podcast from @ryenarussillo
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I have a great insult Virgin. to mouthy kids.
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I have every toy you could possibly imagine. And best of all kids, I am liquid.
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Kyle at the start of Kyle at the end of his bachelor party. his bachelor party
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Couples who listen Russillo together, stay together. Especially if she has a boat 🚤
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My new employee at the club: Me at the same club:
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Ryen Russillo 🤝 Sharon Stone
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OH MY LORD
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Ryen to Ceruti & Kyle before he reads the last email on life advice:
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Current balance: $0.05
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Kyle stumbling into his bedroom after editing 7 hours of Ryen and Bill talking about Boston sports and finding another litter of rabbits.
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Me after the 3rd, “TEXAS IS BACK FOLKS”
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Abercrombie is so back
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Sir Rudy: “just pre cut your foil and have a foil drawer” Everyone:
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Option B: Showing up to the Country Club to talk to the 75 of the 350 members to tell them you’re and Uber driver and not a founder of a video game/tech start up.
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IM SO HAPPY RN 😭😭😭😭
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Welcome to the stage tonight’s surprise guest … CHRIS PAUL!
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Sir Rudy - “I’m surprised he didn’t do something of me being a tool last week” Russillomemes when the lights are the brightest:
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That was too easy….
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If rambling on a podcast about HOAs was an Olympic Sport… @ryenarussillo :
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Sir Rudy 72 hours after leaving the movies and opening up a Tupperware of stale popcorn 🍿
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Bill Simmons
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New BS Podcast w/ @ryenarussillo First part of pod… —The Celts go up 2-0 (a detailed report from Boston) 2nd part of pod… —Half-Baked NBA Draft opinions —Summer trade advice for Brooklyn + Atlanta —Lakers Coach Drama
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I’m trying to delete this image from the internet. Please help.
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Hey Pals, I think we gotta put that on the Mount Rushmore’s of Life Advice Segments.
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I see you @RandyScottESPN 😂😂
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The roommate’s boyfriend finally apologizing for pissing in your room:
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Stay Strong @TomShady300 !
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Hey Ryen, First time, long time…. 6’-5”, 250lb Too big for Ceruti but I have the effeminate qualities he looks for in a man. Player comp: Harden+Luka+Jokic I brought a girl I just started dating to a football game with my family and it’s seemingly working out. What is my
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Ryen’s dad: “Hey, pay your fucking bills!” 2002 @ryenarussillo :
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Me trying to use my PTO: Ryen, Sir Rudy, & Kyle:
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Mom: Can you please stop drinking? You’re ruining the family vacation. Me after listening to Ryen’s life advice:
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My few grand of followers after I make a post.
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*Clock strikes 3pm* Kyle at Frolic room : 🍻 🍺 Ryen at home because it’s too early:
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Seeing that @ryenarussillo has dropped 3 episodes with @BillSimmons / @HousefromDC and 1 of his own pods by the time I wake up.
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Sir Rudy to the extortionist:
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When you ask for life advice and it does not go your way.
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What do you mean no pics of me standing in front of a car for my online dating profile?!?!
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All of us listening to a single @ryenarussillo interview a single @NikkiGlaser
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Ceruti with a healthy life/work balance: Ryen:
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Me picking Ryen buying the the $11.40 $2000 playoff pack of chicken 🤝 ticket over the over the $12.59 $9000 playoff pack of chicken ticket
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The production staff watching Ryen read an ad about taxes:
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When “Suave Guy” walks by you at the gym and you get a whiff of way too much of Kevin Love’s 2011 cologne, NUMB #ERS .
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Ryen, Kyle, and Ceruti when it comes to using F 💣’s on the pod.
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My neighbor watching me dead lift 135 in the garage gym.
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🚨 BREAKING: Ryen Russillo’s emergency pod on another successful James Harden trade request.
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Adrian Wojnarowski
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BREAKING: The Philadelphia 76ers have agreed on a trade to send guard James Harden to the Los Angeles Clippers, sources tell ESPN.
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Me after taking it for the dudes….
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UPDATE: 9 nicknames. 5 career 3-pointers.
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How many beers? @Ceruti
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The popcorn bucket for ‘DUNE 2’. (via: @3CFilmss )
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Did we witness the 6 hitting on 9?
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How the engagement photoshoot goes with your tall future wife if you don’t wear the lifted shoes she suggest.
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Ryen putting in some road/bike miles during the pandemic when Equinox was shut down.
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Ryen successfully pulling off a 135lb incline save
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Assault.
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Draymond Vs @TomShady300 Who ya got?
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Draymond Green knocked the living shit out of Jordan Poole
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I also heard this piece of 💩 called out the host of a top 10 sports podcast for traveling alone, owning a boat, and not having a family which is completely totally normal behavior for a middle age man…. Please drag him to filth as you see fit #Boris #BorisDiaw #DriveDishDefend
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Emily Sears
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This dirty pig piece of 💩 deserves the full force of swiftie rage.. please drag him to filth as you see fit #Taylor #TaylorSwift #taylorandtravis #swift #SwiftiesUnite #swifties
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The founders of the company when they are forced to recognize their CFO publicly.
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Ryen on his way to the squat rack when he finds out the local Equinox allows you to work out shirtless.
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Ok serious question. I’m having another baby and if it’s w boy I really wanna name it Ryen. You okay with that? DEAD serious.
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Getting ready for my senior coffee date ☕️
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Ryen’s dad out there getting buckets
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IT’S A SMALL BREAK
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It happens to the best of us….
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Ryen with one more day left of socializing with other human beings in Vegas:
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The FBI after you rip the 29th copy of Pride and Glory from Blockbuster
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Me pulling away from Kyle’s beat up car at a stop light.
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When Ryen sees the Rogaine sales guy…
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Me playing in the playoffs of a men’s 3-3 basketball league
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When it comes to European vacations or kids…..
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Big if true
@ChipotleTweets
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Welcome to our new responsible restaurant, where we use renewable energy and everyone returns tabasco bottles to the drink station
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Life advice writer: “I would love to hear the largest age gap everyone has dated” Ryen and Kyle avoiding answering the question:
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Ceruti in the middle seat when he sees a golden retriever on the plane.
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Hey @ryenarussillo , sometimes we just need a reminder…you are beautiful.
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Me trying to follow along the iPhone shared album slap story….
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It’s a poor person move but you gotta do it.
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It’s been brought to my attention that @ryenarussillo ’s head is off center and I cannot unsee it
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Announcement at 3pm CST.
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NY resolution: - more memes - not going through other peoples phones - Watching Dua Lipa videos with my girl instead of drunk DM’ing her and other celebrities
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