House @HousefromDC Twitter profile

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2 years

There is no human being on earth who plays better golf when he has zero chance to win than Rory McIlroy

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2 years

GTFOH 😂😂😂

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5 years

THIS IS AN ICONIC GAME!! It's the worst coaching / announcing combo in playoff history, I'm never going to forget it.

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5 years

WORLD. SERIES. CHAMPIONS. #THEFIGHTISOVER

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3 years

Just to be clear, I’m not changing my avatar to Kuz

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

3 years

The Lakers and Wizards are discussing a trade that would send Kyle Kuzma, Montrezl Harrell, Kentavious Caldwell-Pope for Westbrook, sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium . The Lakers' No. 22 pick in the Draft could be in play, too.

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6 months

Jordan Poole

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6 months

If you have 60 points and you’re trying to get to 70, who is the worst possible NBA teammate?

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5 years

All I know is Chauncey Billups just compared Rui to Kawhi Leonard so the Wiz are winning the NBA Championship next year.

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@HousefromDC

5 years

THERE WILL BE A WORLD SERIES IN DC

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5 years

BREAKING: Rodney Hood has outscored @KingJames this postseason.

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@HousefromDC

5 years

Have to be honest, I'm worried about this tweet.

Bill Simmons

@BillSimmons

5 years

That Sixers trade felt desperate - gave up way too much for an expiring FA. And throwing Shamet in the deal was just weird. But fundamentally... their crunch-time 5 is flawed now. No lineup flexibility, nobody to defend the Kyrie types. Why not make same offer for Jrue Holiday?

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7 years

Ever Since u got there Please Never Forget U did great work

Marc Stein

@TheSteinLine

7 years

We've had tons of fun on here Basketball Twitter. Especially this month. And we'll have fun together again someday soon. Promise #thisleague

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2 years

That dunk contest was so bad I had to turn on the Olympics

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@HousefromDC

5 years

Hey @TheCousinSal — I’d like to bet $100 at 20-1 odds on Rachel Nichols doing The Jump with Brett Brown and David Fizdale in 6 weeks.

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@HousefromDC

4 years

BREAKING: I just renamed my first born son. He is now going by CHASE YOUNG HOUSE!!!!!

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@HousefromDC

4 years

The Celtics are slated to pay 30 year old Kemba Walker and 30 year old Gordon Hayward over $68 million next year. Since it was @BillSimmons 's birthday this weekend, I won't point out how many points those two combined for when the game was still within reach in the 4th quarter.

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@HousefromDC

5 years

I’m so hungover.

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@BillSimmons

5 years

Drunk House was on the verge of breaking me throughout his epic holiday appearance and then his 4-minute Tiger Woods monologue at the 50-min mark actually did it. Congrats to @HousefromDC , Drunk House and Double Gummy House.

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4 years

I know there are a million issues more significant than this ... but the ESPN broadcast crew describing Jose Altuve’s pitch-anticipation & batting prowess when he’s batting .200 ... as he completely guesses wrong on 2 pitches leading to a strikeout ... I mean, karma is UNDEFEATED

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5 years

PAY RENDON $500 MILLION FOR 5 YEARS!!!!!

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5 years

LET'S GO!!! LET'S GO!!!! LFGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! #FINISHTHEFIGHT

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4 years

LET'S F*CKING GO FOOTBALL TEAAAAAAAMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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5 years

I am barely alive right now.

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@HousefromDC

8 years

My 6yr. old after being told by me & his mom that we're not going to Chuck E. Cheese today: "All you teach me is misery & disappointment."

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@HousefromDC

5 years

The new owners of my home.

The Ringer

@ringer

5 years

The Raiders are __________

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4 years

I would like to block Reggie Miller with my middle finger.

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@HousefromDC

9 months

Best of luck to all my Phoenix friends!!

Shams Charania

@ShamsCharania

9 months

Phoenix Suns star Bradley Beal is unlikely to play tonight in season opener vs. the Golden State Warriors, league sources tell @TheAthletic @Stadium . Suns are taking a cautious approach with Beal’s back ailment to begin the new season.

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6 years

UPDATE: I no longer miss Kirk Cousins. #alexsmith4life

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6 years

I miss Kirk Cousins.

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4 years

Why did Matt LaFleur forfeit the NFC Conference Championship football game?

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@HousefromDC

4 years

UPDATE ON THE MIC SITUATION: There is no delay. @BillSimmons @NathanCHubbard

Jay Rigdon

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4 years

Jim Nantz was back on the air for all of two minutes before he had to apologize for an f-bomb, I missed sports so much

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@HousefromDC

5 years

My pants have gone missing.....

Bill Simmons

@BillSimmons

5 years

Tiger is hitting bombs. He hit a 5-iron 240 yards on 15. He just crushed that drive on 17. I need to be hosed down @housefromdc

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5 years

This college basketball game they are showing on TNT right now sucks.

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6 years

Wait, what?!?

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@KyleAMadson

6 years

House of Carbs

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@HousefromDC

4 years

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

Bleacher Report

@BleacherReport

4 years

Russell Westbrook showed up two hours early to his first Wizards practice and “set a tone” with his intensity, per @ChaseHughesNBCS

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@HousefromDC

5 years

That’s insanely stupid.

The Ringer

@ringer

5 years

. @BillSimmons : Dry-aged steak is disgusting and overrated. I don't want a steak that gives me diarrhea. @davidchang : That's insanely stupid. Welcome to #TheHottestTake :

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@HousefromDC

6 years

Tough for Celts to make shots with their hands around their necks

The Ringer

@ringer

6 years

The Celtics finished at 42 percent true shooting, their worst mark during their playoff run and their second-worst performance of the entire 2017-18 season. Their shooting inefficiency negated their low turnover and solid offensive rebounding rates. #RingerNBA (via @presidual )

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@HousefromDC

5 years

Hmmmmm .... only one exclamation point .... I"m gonna say ... FAKE!!!

Earvin Magic Johnson

@MagicJohnson

5 years

Steph Curry was playing like the old Steph Curry before KD joined the Warriors tonight! He had 39 points, 8 rebounds, & 8 assists.

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5 years

Beal + Wall. HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 😥😥😥😥😥😥

The Ringer

@ringer

5 years

HYPOTHETICALLY: Which duo would you most want on your franchise for the next five years?

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6 years

#HouseofCarbs

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@HousefromDC

1 year

Does Morey leak things for Woj to tweet during the games too, or is that just before the games?

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5 years

THERE GOES THAT MAN MAMA #FINISHTHEFIGHT

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@HousefromDC

6 years

I'm not dead yet. But I am experiencing feelings of levitation, total serenity, security, warmth, the experience of absolute dissolution, and the presence of a light...

Seyth Miersma

@Seyth

6 years

Austin Rivers, Dwight Howard, and now Jeff Green... @HousefromDC must be rolling over in his grave.

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3 years

Donnie Nelson should be forced to take Porzingis with him

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@HousefromDC

5 years

QUESTION: Do I change my name to Joe Kelly House or Howie Joe House?!?!????? #STAYINTHEFIGHT

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@HousefromDC

6 years

I miss Kirk Cousins.

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House

@HousefromDC

5 years

What an incredible event!! And I'm not just saying that because i had the INTERNATIONALS +3.5. Cannot overstate how enjoyable it was watching prime-time golf in mid-December w/ so many great sticks on one of the best tracks in the world & El Tigre at peak BDE - we are not worthy!

Kirk Nielson

@kirknielson

5 years

@HousefromDC not a peep from you on this awesome President’s Cup???

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@HousefromDC

6 years

My little man's birthday today, first thing he says when he wakes up: "I'm eight! I'm eight! I'm eight! Only 10 more years until I can legally vote!" I guess they're teaching civics at the pool this summer? #nerdlife

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@HousefromDC

5 years

Every time Scherzer grunts, I eat. #bellyfan

Bill Simmons

@BillSimmons

5 years

GAME 7

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2 years

Oh no.

COMMANDERS FOOTBALL

@HogsHaven

2 years

Mitch Trubisky is rapidly gaining traction as a “Plan B” if Washington strikes out on Rodgers, Wilson, or Watson, per team sources. Trubisky would very likely be paired with a rookie QB, but they don’t just view him as a bridge option. Think he was a bad fit in Nagy’s offense

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6 years

Someone please send oxygen to NW Washington DC. And a defibrillator.

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6 years

Tied for the lead.

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4 years

Congrats to Utah and Denver on this incredible effort to win the NCAA Championship

Kevin O'Connor

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4 years

FOLKS, WE GOT A HELL OF A GAME. LET'S GOOO

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@HousefromDC

4 years

Look, if Magic says it.....it's got to be true. #brodiewagon

Earvin Magic Johnson

@MagicJohnson

4 years

Everyone now has to watch out for the Wizards! They traded for Russell Westbrook today. A @russwest44 / @RealDealBeal23 will terrorize the East and make the Wizards a playoff team.

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6 years

UPDATE: No.

NFL

@NFL

6 years

Are the 5-2 @Redskins the team to beat in the NFC East? 📺: @NFLGameDay Morning LIVE on @nflnetwork

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5 years

@ringer @BillSimmons WE ARE OFF TO A STRONG START LFGOOOOOOOOOO NATS!!!

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5 years

DON'T YOU DARE GIVE JUAN SOTO SOMETHING TO HIT

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5 years

SOMEONE NEEDS TO START EATING OR I AM GOING TO LOSE MY MIND

The Ringer

@ringer

5 years

We are LIVE with @BillSimmons and @ryenarussillo breaking down today's slate of games, looking back at the first half of the season and previewing tonight's Packers-Chiefs game. Come hang at #BillsBBQ presented by @StateFarm !

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@HousefromDC

5 years

How we feeling @BillSimmons ?? We’re good .... right?!??

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6 years

I miss Rex Grossman.

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5 years

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!! #STAYINTHEFIGHT

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@HousefromDC

7 years

PSA: if you wait late enough in the a.m. @ChickfilA will gladly make a spicy chicken sandwich w/ 2 eggs #houseofcarbs

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@HousefromDC

6 years

I finally understand why they call these “Woj Bombs” .... because I am about to go get BOMBED #randyfoyesurvivor #jordancrawfordsurvivor #treyburkesurvivor

Adrian Wojnarowski

@wojespn

6 years

The Los Angeles Clippers are trading guard Austin Rivers to the Washington Wizards for center Marcin Gortat, league sources tell ESPN.

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5 years

I’m going to have to live-bet the Titans -15.5 ... I have no choice.

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@HousefromDC

7 years

Walk in the house tonight with a box & my seven yr. old exhales: "god I wish it was December 25." Me: "why, what happens that day?" Kid: "Are you an idiot, daddy?"

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House

@HousefromDC

6 years

And a historic day for my mortgage!!! Hey @TheCousinSal & @BillSimmons , let's bet on which state will have the best sports books!!!

Brian Windhorst

@WindhorstESPN

6 years

The Supreme Court has just ruled 7-2 to overturn the federal ban on sports gambling. It's a historic day in American sport.

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@HousefromDC

5 years

I guess you *really* want that $200.

Russillo

@ryenarussillo

5 years

So...the news is out. I’m headed to @ringer Want to thank @espn for the last 14 years. I grew up on @SportsCenter and then to be on the actual set, my name on a show...have to remind myself at times how cool that is Excited to try and limit Celts talk to 30mins w/ @BillSimmons

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4 years

LET'S LET'S LET'S LET'S LET'S FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU*******KING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FOOTBALL FOOTBALL FOOTBALL TEAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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4 years

Is Koepka still playing? Or did he order a Lyft to SFO at the turn?

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House

@HousefromDC

7 years

Hello my friend.

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House

@HousefromDC

5 years

ZIPPER. ZONE.

Chris Vernon

@ChrisVernonShow

5 years

LETSSSSSSS GOOOOOOO!!!!!!

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@HousefromDC

6 years

"...using Washington as a conduit in coordinating the 3-team deal..." HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! Welcome to Ernie-world. I bet $5 he told 'em it was Mel Brooks.

Adrian Wojnarowski

@wojespn

6 years

Deal's suddenly in peril. Memphis and Phoenix didn't communicate directly on trade, using Washington as a conduit in coordinating the 3-team deal, sources tell @ZachLowe_NBA and me. Grizzlies believe they were trading MarShon, but somehow Suns believed it was Dillon.

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@HousefromDC

6 years

My wife: "Tiger is playing really well today." Me: "He's absolutely on fire!!!” Her: "when does he get drug tested?" #HATER

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@HousefromDC

7 years

Relatable. @houseofcarbs

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@HousefromDC

6 years

OUR BOYS ARE PLAYING FOR LORD STANLEY’S CUP DAVE CHANG!!!!!!!!! #ALLCAPS

david chang

@davidchang

6 years

What does this mean? How is this possible? @HousefromDC #GoCapsGo

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@HousefromDC

6 years

Finally got myself composed enough to get to keyboard and HAZMAT team just left, ENORMOUS SPILL OF FLUIDS in northwest DC this pm following Tiger's win, so much pent up ... emotions!!!! #honeywherearemypants

The Ringer

@ringer

6 years

That smile! For the first time since 2013, and for the 80th time in his career, Tiger Woods finishes atop the leaderboard!!!

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@HousefromDC

5 years

Sorry, just got back from a party.

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5 years

We haven’t had a @housefromdc tweet about 16 years of Ernie yet - starting to wonder if he was celebrating and accidentally knocked himself out.

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@HousefromDC

6 years

I am very excited for this Zion Williamson debut, he is going to look wonderful in a Wizards Jersey next season! #zeroingforzion #nottryinforZion

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4 years

@KevinOConnorNBA Love and peace KOC, prayers up from the House family

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5 years

TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER TIGER 🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅🐅

Tiger Tracker

@GCTigerTracker

5 years

💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

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@HousefromDC

5 years

I'll pay you $200 to hear it.

Russillo

@ryenarussillo

5 years

Took a flight today. Who wants to hear about?

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1 year

If people still went to the office, this would be dominating men's bathrooms all across America today!!

Bill Simmons

@BillSimmons

1 year

Hey, I wrote something. New column: My 2023 NBA Trade Value top-70 rankings, with a fancier layout and everything. It’s a long one!

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5 years

S T R E T C H

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3 years

#NewProfilePic

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@HousefromDC

6 years

I thought we were friends.

The Ringer

@ringer

6 years

Hi @HousefromDC . We know tomorrow is a big holiday for you and everyone in the @houseofcarbs world, and you're probably busy preparing, but we wanted to see how you were doing with today's assorted NBA free agency news.

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5 years

@ringer @BillSimmons 10:36pm UPDATE

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@HousefromDC

5 years

RECORD-BREAKING DEADSKINS!!!!!

Field Yates

@FieldYates

5 years

The Redskins have now gone 16 quarters without scoring a TD, the longest streak by any NFL team since at least 2001.

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6 years

It would be awesome to see @TigerWoods hit a fairway today ... but WOW THAT SHOT FROM THE CART PATH!!!!!!

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8 years

I need a cigarette.

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5 years

This is 100% correct.

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7 months

“I have him muted on all platforms. He is an all-platform mute.” Who did @BillSimmons just say this about?

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@HousefromDC

5 years

Incredibly grateful to @BillSimmons and @ChrisVernonShow for helping me get through today's show with a frozen smile-face and no blood in my body above my waist! #returntoglory

Bill Simmons

@BillSimmons

5 years

New Fairway Rollin’ podcast — I went on with @housefromdc to have a double heart attack over Tiger’s inconceivable 5th Masters title. And @ChrisVernonShow came on after me.

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7 years

Lots of fascinating stats for final round today, one that jumped off the page: no one has ever won the Masters dressed like Rickie Fowler

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8 years

Here's the final tally for Peyton: Budweiser shout-outs: 2 Touchdowns: 0 Chicken Parms: infinity

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@HousefromDC

22 days

HE SURE IS KOC!!!! That’s why we are in #poopforcoop mode here in the nation’s capital!!!!

Kevin O'Connor

@KevinOConnorNBA

22 days

Cooper Flagg is the real deal

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6 years

Good God, verne lundquist broadcasting here WE ARE NOT WORTHY

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2 years

Wait ... can we go back and talk about Mitch Trubisky again?!? Please??!????

NFL

@NFL

2 years

Colts agree to trade QB Carson Wentz to Commanders. (via @RapSheet )

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5 years

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sports Emmys

@sportsemmys

5 years

The Emmy Award for Outstanding Digital Innovation goes to @ringer 's NBA Desktop. #SportsEmmys

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4 years

We're officially at the point where we don't need any more TV coverage of Brady.

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4 years

4:12 Paul George misses 23-foot three point jumper (ed. note OFF THE SIDE OF THE BACKBOARD)

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House

@HousefromDC

5 years

Tank you for this information.

NBACentral

@TheDunkCentral

5 years

Update: Steve Kerr says Draymond Green has a torn ligament in his left index finger and will miss the next few games

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5 years

I know there is a rush for everyone in DC to make this joke but I can’t lay off - Nats with a TD faster than the Deadskins this season

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@HousefromDC

6 years

I think I just emitted an electromagnetic pulse. #tigerroar

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@HousefromDC

4 years

I am very thankful for Mike McCarthy and Mike Nolan. In fact, I'm going to dedicate this 3rd piece of pie to them!!! #washingtonmightbeprofessionalfootballers

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