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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

11 months

“I will pay”

ally🍒

@allyluvx

11 months

when do you notice you're drunk🥴🥴

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@Zed_shantall

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Mama is getting her Doctorate today, (Curriculum studies), I am so happy & Proud of Her! Whew! 😊🔥 Also..

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

To bigger Cheques and greater sex!😊

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

2 years

After Tribe this is the other Brunch I will be attending on a regular. The food is amazing.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 months

Gai! Forgive me Father.

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@DanaDxne

6 months

yup. this the one.

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@Zed_shantall

6 years

Excuse me, unapenda reggae? Nina collection nyumbani

Mystic Falls

@_firstfall

6 years

Ati mlisema huwa mnaanza conversations aje kwa ma3

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 months

Personally, I can’t and won’t DM for price.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

A little over share ; We halted this process, trying to find alternatives, but today I am getting a corneal transplant, pls keep me in your prayers ❤️❤️❤️❤️ Thank you 🙏

Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 years

Finally,I am on the Cornea transplant list. Pray for me. 💕 Both scared and happy. 👀

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

4 years

Mkisema muwachiwe Hata viwete/vilema, what really goes through your heads? (Yes it’s the second time, I am asking) Dehumanizing people is such a weird trait.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

Fuck the people!

🅺🅴🅽, 🆃🅷🅴 🅶🆁🅴🅰🆃

@RegularKenyan

6 years

Don't gas yourself too much. It annoys people.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

4 years

Sending all my Love to everyone who is feeling some type of way, it’s tough for all of us, just hang in there. ❤️❤️❤️

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

I don’t understand how someone who claims to like you doesn’t call/text you.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

3 years

Altona for the culture. 🤗

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

2 years

Date partners you actually like, coz it’s definitely a good time clubbing with a person you genuinely like.

The Rose of Sharon

@mwanawaingo

2 years

Clubbing with your partner is a no

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@Zed_shantall

3 years

I don’t know how to grieve. I lost a friend today and I really don’t know what to do.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

3 years

Case in point..

Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

3 years

Buy cables from Miniso at your own peril.

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@Zed_shantall

7 years

Everytime I see Dj Creme , I remember the spank he gave that girl and one of you saying amechapwa Kama venye mzinga huchapwa ikifunguliwa

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

Anything your girl likes, but play along the 5 senses line. Something she likes to eat, a letter she could read, a gift she can feel.. something she can smell (flowers) etc etc.

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@timothymathai

5 years

What does a period care package contain?

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

4 years

Y'all have a problem with women being smart, being dumb, being independent, being broke, being freaks, being prudes, being chatty, being quiet, being skinny, being thick, being interesting, being boring eh. No wonder I just do whatever bc I'm gonna catch smack for it anyway 😂

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

My Auntie is just the best. (Also, thank God for Modern Mail)

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

Njoki Ngumi should make Strictly silk a monthly gig, let’s lesbian together lesbianically as much as possible.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

2 years

Disrespectful people irk me. Yes you don’t like me anymore but heshima kidogo pls..

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

Mtakufa bure trying to prove your “savagery” to people who don’t even care about you.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

3 years

Know your position in people’s lives.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

3 years

Don’t loan your friends any freaking money.. Unless it’s bad bad..

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 years

That one time Former President, Hon Kibaki called a Press con to announce he had only one wife. 😂

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

Hey guys!

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

These type of handcuffs might cause nerve damage, always go fo the furry ones.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

Mkulane tu then save the 150bob

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

Send your Baes, Mani - Pedi money.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

Do we ever stop grieving? Does it get better with time? I still feel the same way I did, 2 years ago on this day. Continue Resting In Peace Dad! ❤️

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 years

Finally,I am on the Cornea transplant list. Pray for me. 💕 Both scared and happy. 👀

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

Nowadays it doesn’t bother me much, when someone stops talking to me, I have learnt this the hardest way.

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

Since (as per the TL) Luo men were born to confuse Kikuyu women, who was born to confuse Kamba women? 🤔🤔

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

9 months

There is no way, you “speak” like this in real life.

Post Carlone

@carltonkitheka1

9 months

Imma keep it a buck with you guys I'm never copping a phone for more than 100 stacks. I probably just don't have it like that but even if I did ain't no way. Unless there's a way it can never be stolen 😂

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

I can’t really tell you why I am still awake, but si hawa watavunja mtoto jameni. 😭

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

2 years

I am praying that my house will be a safe space, for everyone who needs it.. I am moving today, I need the reassurance. 💕💕

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

This is abuse.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

Sisters, this is your weekend, sit on those faces, if they die, they die.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

9 years

Very many people battling mental illness but they don't know what it is..so they stay in the dark till the cloud swallows them.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

Have your sexual relations with kind people.

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@Zed_shantall

6 years

Guys, it’s proper courtesy to return books you borrowed, without the owners asking for them. Sigh!

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

8 years

How the sponsor looks at you when you are ordering things you can't pronounce.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

😂😂😂😂 juu mafuta inaclog arteries zetu, ubaya hauwezi pata space, 😭😭😭

Miss smiles

@rodah_

5 years

At least watu wanono wakona roho safi 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 years

I am not a believer of ‘family is everything’.. I don’t go to that church.. some family members can be trash and it’s okay.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

It’s easier to start the 52week challenge from the end..

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

4 years

Daughters of Mumbi have really humbled me. 💀 Character Development 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

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@Zed_shantall

7 years

For everyone going through some bullshit of some sort, be patient with yourself, allow yourself to feel everything.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

Happy Fathers Day to the ones we lost, absent, but still present in our hearts. ❤️

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@Zed_shantall

7 years

Sometimes I hit the like button just to see the rainbow burst 😅

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

Discharged 😊😊😊

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

😀

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 years

Mothers.

Wateba 21.7 🇰🇪

@iWateba

7 years

Name one thing in life that’s not overrated...

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 years

I read this as Githerism *sigh

The New Yorker

@NewYorker

7 years

The allure of girtherism isn’t simply the prospect of an easy joke made at the expense of a vain and cruel man but the idea that, in seizing upon the plain facts about his body, we might somehow force the President an inch or two closer to the truth.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

Date people who are human enough to care about the little things.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

2 years

My Fundi did well.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

𝕵𝖆𝖉𝖚𝖔𝖓𝖌'

@hvmsternotnice

5 years

I want to see a thread of girls with glasses😍😍😍😍😍

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

You don’t have to go anywhere if you don’t have money, don’t let someone make you feel like they bought you the world juu wamekununulia pombe.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

Love people as loudly as you can, or silently if you wish, zote ni sawa.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

4 years

I sent Syoks a gift, and he didn’t know which Mwende sent the gift. Kenyan men doing what they know best. 😩😩😩

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

4 years

I need prayers 😭

O Popular

@jornal_opopular

6 years

Governo publica MP que atualiza marco legal do saneamento básico

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

4 years

Check up on your friends, walikunywa ni kama Wao ndio walikuwa Risen. 😅

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 months

Find another one that eats, create (more) jobs pls.

Nyina Wa Búrúri

@Wamuyuzz

7 months

What do you do when the boy is fine fine everywhere but he’s not an eater 😩

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

3 years

When you consult your friends, please pay for their services. (Hata kama ni Lunch or sth)

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

So now guys, I badly need blood, O+/ O-/ A- , I am at Coptic Hospital, under Maureen Mutua, If you can donate, or know someone who can, I will greatly Appreciate. 😭❤️

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

4 years

Show your range but make it nails.

Kaframe 🐣

@NyokabiWainaina

4 years

show your range but make it nails.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 years

👀 Malibu is KC coconut that went to USIU.

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@Zed_shantall

7 years

If you see me today, give me a hug. It’s been a year now,since we lost our Dad. ❤️

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@Zed_shantall

6 years

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

Hey guys!

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

1 year

I am going to work, kindly if you are ever in Kitengela.. come patronize my lounge..

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@Zed_shantall

4 years

@Misskihoro You immerse yourself in rice, beloved.

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

Anyway, these are mine. So...😭😭

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@Zed_shantall

4 years

Everytime I do dishes, i feel like tellling them, heri wao wanasuguliwa. 😭😐

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@Zed_shantall

6 years

Babies shouldn’t be in the front car seat 🤭😭

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

Santa wa Khaligraph Jones

Low-Fat Milk On The Rocks

@_Braam

5 years

who tf is Shanta??

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 years

Issa peng' ting ... ❤️

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

I thought this was githeri ya Nzuu. 😭

Hot 96 FM Kenya

@Hot_96Kenya

5 years

Six suspects arrested after Police recover over 50Kgs of fake gold at Yaya Centre in Kilimani.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

5 years

Goodmorning ☀️

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@Zed_shantall

3 years

Do smart people read the star?

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 years

Can people who borrow books just return them. Yaani it gets so frustrating because you can’t even remember.

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

Smuff, Thika rd, has some really nice food btw.. (this was some pork and fries)

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@Zed_shantall

2 years

Africa is quite interesting, this is the Gerewol ceremony where Men are judged by female Judges for their white teeth, white eyes & height - they do this in search of Husbands or One nighters.

Mzilikazi wa Afrika

@IamMzilikazi

2 years

JAMBO AFRIKA: Rise and shine, let the whole world know who we are #CelebrateAfrika 15

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 years

Wife material sasa tumepika, we want to put the hubby and kids to bed, then twende disco.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

4 years

Choose your fighter.

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@Zed_shantall

7 months

I don’t know if places you’ve been with a past lover should be sentimental or not.. but experiencing them with other people feels off. I wouldn’t do that.

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

Happy Pride Month, you are seen, you are valid, you are Loved. Rainbow 🌈

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

11 months

La vie est Belle

𝚔𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚝𝚒

@kiruti

11 months

There is a perfume that corporate babes wear that smells like an angry email. I don’t know what it is called

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

Eat your fruits, not your friends.

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

If you are ever in Machakos Junction order the Kuku Choma from Nitos Cafe, I highly recommend it.

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

As I was parking in a tight spot jana, I told some guy sitatoshea, akaniuliza, na ingekuwa Prado? Yaani... 😭😭😭😭😭

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

6 years

I have some time.

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@Zed_shantall

5 years

Gifts. 😍

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Mwende. 🇰🇪

@Zed_shantall

7 years

Looking for a Marketing Intern with a degree in B.A,marketing, communication or related field,email marketingintern @careerconnectionsltd .com

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@Zed_shantall

6 years

Weh! (Robettah is a guy btw!)

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@Zed_shantall

6 years

Don’t fall for lies like “Just pay, I will M-pesa you”

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@Zed_shantall

10 months

Emotional Intelligence is something that some of you should embrace.

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@Zed_shantall

4 years

Unamtaka? Broken you as who?

Char-lee Oddie

@CharleeOddie

4 years

Away from politics...... This has seriously broken me Remember this young man Almasi of the popularly known Machachari show in the citizen TV. Today he is a gay somewhere outside kenya and acts as a she in the relationship. Who should we blame?