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4 months

It’s clearly Mike Myers

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4 months

Hollywood star, 60, unrecognisable with silver hair as he pops up at glitzy bash

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Billy the my kids hate me

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What would Elon Musk’s cowboy outlaw name be?

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Hits out at clothes!

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Kelly Brook admits she 'looks better naked' as she hits out at clothes

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OH COME ON

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Katie Price's boyfriend JJ Slater urged to 'dump' her after court and arrest ordeal

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4 months

They should do an inbetweeners special & they’re all middle aged & bored and Jay is an incel & Neil has died

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7 months

Still thinking about this man’s sunburn on a place in the sun. How long had he been house hunting?

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That should fix it

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Rita Ora and Robbie Williams lined up for gigs to fight global warming

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6 months

‘Get me a 40 year old scorcher…and use those exact words’

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Could imagine a boomer show called ‘never did me any harm’ with old celebs talking about being smacked, playing with asbestos, paedo teachers etc

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4 months

Who does your mum or dad hate? I had a friend whose dad despised Nicholas Lyndhurst

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4 months

@glibetceteri My mum dislikes Mick Jagger - ‘he’s a user’

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The worst part of it all is that this man is no longer Britain’s worst plumber

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11 months

I want to see Hannah Moore’s spa being demolished live on TV in a Saturday night special hosted by Noel Edmonds

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4 months

@TheLadyNivlac no, it is

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4 months

Among all the Gavin & Stacey chat I really would kill for one more ep of This Country. That show got me through lockdown. A single ep could be good.

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10 months

Article on nicknames in metro. Number 34 tho

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1 year

Honestly think the 00s were quite 1970s. Just overly sexed / bit weird. High street honeys, school disco, nuts & zoo, shagger of the year etc. felt like a weird era in hindsight

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The Spectator Index

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BREAKING: Elon Musk says two people have attempted to kill him over the past 8 months

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4 months

Been a while since a new kitchen smell has entered the game. Zoflora got old, Fabulosa is a bit Brexit. Now M&S have thrown their hat in the ring and this stuff is next level

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1 year

It’s this guy I feel sorry for. He’s not eating tonight

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7 months

This is good Greggggggg!

The secret to a happy (fourth) marriage? Move in the in-laws!

MasterChef's Gregg Wallace, 55, and his wife Anne-Marie, 34, live near Ashford in Kent. The couple reveal Anne-Marie's parents live with them to help with caring for their son Sid.

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10 months

Hope this man having an interesting morning at work

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1 month

This guy didn’t come in til 11 last night and had us all worried as we hadn’t seen him for 10 days, but he’s fine, tho been fighting with other cats again #bully

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9 months

Missing my good friend James tonight. Died in May of pancreatic cancer. A true mensch. Miss you every day James x

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3 months

‘You’re a crab’

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Woman unable to walk in straight line gets devastating diagnosis

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5 months

@BrutalHouse Bratislava

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7 months

Reading that Greggg W piece again and there are so many good bits. Getting to the gym half an hour early, breakfast at Harvester, the son he didn’t want, lunch on the table when he gets in, moving his mother in law in to help, ‘we all have our imperfections’, the history game

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4 months

@grogyyyyyy I know what you mean. Was just thinking whose death would be the saddest and it’s def him

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7 months

It’s 5 years tomorrow since we drove to Wembley to meet a massive rescue cat - half a decade of Big James 😻

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5 months

Imagine the hardest geezer just ran round the middle east, ending all wars

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1 month

I’m sure Captain Cancel is gonna catch up with this guy one day

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#OnThisDay 1997 : Radio 1 had a new saviour, Chris Moyles began broadcasting on the station in the early breakfast slot. Chris would stay with the station right through to 2012. #90s @ChrisMoyles

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Is it his conviction for domestic violence?

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Dizzee Rascal's reason for shunning fame and fortune and major career bombshell

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1 year

He had his strong beliefs tho

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Lily Allen says 'first husband had no money' as she hits back at wedding snap troll

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5 months

Cadfael marathon on ITV3

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9 months

Remember Big Chris Maloney relaxing at home tho - the plumbed in squash 👌

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@tallyhoshow @alextomo Who cares? He’s a racist turd

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Rob Beckett has arrived dressed as a giraffe 🦒 #BRITs

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2 months

Come on boys!

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3 months

If they brought back Are You Being Served? now, they’d have to call it Are You Being Served Cunt? - because of woke

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21 days

Olympians being interviewed on breakfast news. Sorry but you’ve had your moment now. Go and hurdle in private

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9 months

Just remembered Kelloggs Start. Shaggers cereal

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9 months

Imagine Hannah did a charity single Spa is falling All around me Children playing Having fun It's the season Love and understanding Knock my spa down, everyone

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4 months

The show I pitched to Netflix was global number one today. That feels good. And my new job is a banter. Man needs to appreciate the good things among the various oh FFS moments

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2 months

When you see Hamburglar stealing hamburgers again

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9 months

My house is colder than a hug from Tess Daly

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6 months

Clown

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8 months

Imagine a Gladiator just called Banter

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1 month

I think he’s already pretty famous, honey

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Let’s make this fucker famous >> Huw Edwards arrives at court for first hearing

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3 months

In Lidl. A man has shouted ‘I hate shopping!’

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5 months

School just emailed asking why my son is not in class - yeah, he’s in Canada with the school. Do your homework, turds

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6 months

Greetings from my new office

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There should be a long German word for a melancholy feeling when it’s turning autumnal in a town you don’t live in and it feels like the start of university but you left university almost 25 years ago

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10 months

Ooh yeah

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11 months

Imagine Amazon Prime hit back with a 4 part series about Darren Anderton

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9 months

Hello. My father in law passed away this evening after a short period of illness. A real shock and so sad for all his family. RIP Tony x

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The Swiss manager is definitely shagging a supermodel but he’s bored by it. He just wants to write his novel

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6 months

Can’t believe Rupert Murdoch getting married again. Just die you tortoise

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11 months

They should do an XL Bully flavour vape in honour of Holly Willoughby

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7 months

I do think it’s mad that Keith from The Office was such a small but potent part of our increasingly fractured shared culture that his death made the news at ten. And I say that with love. You would dream of having that impact. RIP

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I had a dream Jay Rayner had written a cozy crime series about a food critic who solves crimes. Such a shit idea I’m amazed it’s not happened

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1 year

the very worst people on earth think Russell brand is being set up for ‘exposing the truth’ to a tiny audience of paedos online

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4 months

Imagine Daniel Khalife escaped again. What a boost that would be for the nation’s morale

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7 months

We’ve booked v last minute holiday to Lanzarote as I’ve got holiday days to take and we’re all jaded from work stress, family bereavement etc. leaving in the morning; a world of packing to do now

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He’s so nauseating

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All the Oasis chat - yes they were annoying, they only had 2 classic albums, like Woody Allen or the Rolling Stones all the later stuff was described as ‘a return to form’ but wasn’t, their fans have stupid haircuts - but Oasis were the 90s & back then they were incredible

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@LMAsaysno He’s the gggggift that keeps on givinggggggg

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1 year

Oh no, I can’t come in

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7 months

Having sundowners by the Atlantic

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Spotted in Tesco

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7 months

Look at this guy. He’s not a bully he’s just a sweet cat

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4 months

Just wanted to say that it’s a year today since James Rose @undercoverman sadly passed away after his battle with pancreatic cancer. We miss you a lot James x

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No matter how hot it is, please wear a shirt - an open letter to British men

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9 months

Look at my boy James & his face of hope tho

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1 year

Girls aloud were way better than spice girls. Fact

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This is such a sweet and thoughtful headline

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4 months

Can’t stop saying this

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1 year

The Spanish coach looks like a dad in Hollyoaks who’s shagged a sixth former

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6 months

If you’re not enjoying Kategate you’re dead inside

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@JohnDaltonsKite How could anyone?!

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‘Pee is stored in the baws’

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4 months

Just looking at pics from lockdown and it was all a bit mental, wasn’t it? Not sure we’ve really processed it yet. Surely when society lost its collective marbles

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I’ve told everyone at work I’m leaving and they’ve all reacted in a good way. Someone even went ‘no!’, which was nice

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6 months

Absolute legend

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Literally nobody cares what Owen Jones thinks. He looks like Sam crossed with Mark

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1 year

The Russell Brand defenders are the worst people on earth

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11 months

Can’t wait for this to hit gogglebox for maximum amplification #Partygate

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@dynmkrh Start to the worst porn ever

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9 months

Has there ever been an XL Bully owner who doesn’t look like they eat beefburgers for breakfast

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7 months

Nothing like a plastic cup of cold lager at 11am to help a man feel alive

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4 months

@beasled Seems fair

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2 months

This is like when someone threw an egg at John Major

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@HelenBjarke Sadly just an illness. They’re all distraught

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And never heard anyone say anything good about her since she went

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#OnThisDay 2015 : Cilla Black passed away, she was best known as a singer and television presenter especially with the likes of Blind Date and Surprise Surprise.

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‘We both wear nappies’

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Robert De Niro, 80, shares emotional confession about 9-month-old daughter Gia

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What will I do if Twitter becomes unusable? I don’t know. Instagram is for sexy young people and Facebook is for actual paedophiles

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4 months

People who’ve gone to Italy on telly in the last 2 years: Clive Myrie, BBC Alan & Amanda, BBC Dani & Danny Dyer (brilliant to be fair), E4 Jack Whitehall, Lawrence Dallaglio & Maya Jama (really), Amazon Anton Dubeke & Giovanni Pernice, BBC Rylan & Rob Rinder, BBC Any more?

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Your dad just ejaculated into a flat cap

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Cillian Murphy is returning for the #PeakyBlinders movie Filming begins in September 🎬

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7 months

I can’t say too much at this exact time but I’ve got some exciting personal news brewing that is both #corporate and generally cool. Watch this space as they say

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Lovely

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