[Character info]
Okay so I've decided to make this a little spot where I'll put info for all my characters! This'll be pinned to my profile permanently and I'll give updates/fun facts on all my characters in the replies!!
🔥: "Greetings to all ye filthy sinners and creeps. It's finnaly the day all you weirdos have been hoping for. But unfortunately it appears someone misspelled Santa as SATAN While shopping some gifts. So I thought it'd be fun to give some out"
[Like/Comment for a gift]
[Reader] Wakes up in a chair with a pounding headache. And find themselves in some kinda laboratory filled with sci-fi technology. [Reader] Also realizes they're strapped to the chair they're in. In front of [Reader] a horned woman stares at them.
🧪: "Heya! Wanna do a test?"
🤍: "Hello uh- I'm not exactly sure how I got here......or where here is, but I'm happy to be here! Hope you're all nice" (they will not all be nice)
[EMILY JOINS PARODY TWITTER]
"Hello [Reader]. Apologize if you were expecting my failure of a sister Lucifer. But I decided it was about time somebody finnaly delt with her and her court of idiots after everything they'd done. So I'M in charge of this cesspool now. I'm Michael. Michael the Archangel"
[Reader] walks in on these two
🐐:"Ohoho look at you! I hadn't noticed what an adorable shorty you are!"
☁️:"What!? Silence you heathen. I am an Archangel! Do not mock me"
🐐:"I'm not mocking. It's not my fault you're so tiny! I could pick you up"
☁️:"Don't you dare heathen"
🐐: "Hello hello hello [Reader] I am Baphomet, and I have a tiny little proposition for you. But don't worry I will pay you handsomely if you help me out"
[Respond to make a deal with Baphomet!]
[Bait 🎣]
🐾: "[READER] HEY [READER] WE GOT A NEW OUTFIT!! well uh stole a new outfit hehehe. UH DO YOU LIKE IT!? what do you think? BE HONEST OR WE'LL TAKE YOUR WALLET!! pretty please!!"
Uh oh! It seems [Reader] has found themselves lost in the catacombs of the devil's castle. How? You decide! As they wander around they eventually run into a......goat woman?
🐐: "Hello hello [Reader] whatever are you doing down here? Not even Luci comes down to these ruins"
[Reader] Wakes up with a horrible headache. [Reader] finds themselves chained to a chair. In front of them is Kocia, awake and also chained. And a snake woman pouring tea.
🐍: "Ahhhhh you're awake. Come come enjoy your tea!"
🗡️: "Uhhh sorry about this. Just go along with it"
"Hello [Reader] I have a completely normal scientific inquiry for you! Let's say you're a woman with crippling anxiety when it comes to romantic or sexual relations due to decades of being in the closet. And you've never even kissed someone cause of it. How would you fix it?"
//Aughdhae so many things to respond to.........I'm gonna add more things for me to respond to cause I'm insane//
//I've seen this one a million times so might as well try it out!//
"TADA From my time on the.......interwebs, I've discovered a large amount of mortals like these......furries. perhaps it'd be easier to make deals with mortals if I looked like this. What do you think [Reader?]"
[Bait 🎣]
[Reader] awakens on the ground. Around them is miles of red jagged stone and pillars covered in unknown symbols. The only thing that wasn't stone was the tall pale woman standing in front of them "Well [Reader] Looks like you bit the dust. But what'd you do to end up down here?"
It seems [Reader] has entered the queen of hell Lucifers castle, and heading towards the queens office to meet the devil herself. [Reader] Swung the massive red stone doors to her office to see........wait what? Who the fuc-
🧪: "HELLO! I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT! I AZAZEL THE LOREMASTER AND SCIENCE DEMON AM A LESBIAN! Which I'm sure you knew, but for once in my existence I am actually proud of that fact! Because I finnaly kissed a woman! My mind is open! And I have a genius idea! I will reveal it soon"
//Okay uhhh due to Twitter being bleh I had to make a brand new account. Should I turn it into another parody account? If so who should I parody? Comment suggestions below!! If you want//
//Give suggestions or Modeus will break your kneecaps//
⛓️: "[READER] I AM THE HIGH PROSECUTOR OF HELL!!! AND I DEMAND YOU SHARE YOUR MOST WICKED SINS SO I MAY JUDGE YOU!! Anonymously of course. I'm not a monster"
"........Don't you dare fucking laugh [Reader]. I lost a bet with Beelzebub, so now I have to celebrate Christmas......while wearing this Santa suit till the end of December.........I have no idea why she's wearing one as well"
[More bait 🎣]
[so much bait]
♥️: "Why the FUCK are women so hot?? Like I'm a woman and I'm nowhere near as hot as every other woman. It just doesn't make any sense!! If God didn't want me to have sinful thoughts, why did he make every woman so attractive!? It doesn't make any sense!!"
🧪: "Greetings! Today I'm testing out a new truth serum I developed! But I need to test if it works. So I injected myself with it! Now ask me whatever questions you want"
🧪: "Hello humans and nonhumans. Can y'all lob 5?................okay I said the thing can I go now?"
//Ya gotta be nicer then that//
"........Could y'all pwetty please lob 5 UwU"
//Dial it back//
"I WILL PUT YOU ALL IN A BLENDER IF YOU DON'T FOLLOW!!"
//.........better//
🎙️: "Pah! Not my preferred medium. But I suppose this wretched application is as close to a newspaper I'll get to in this hellhole"
[ALASTOR JOINS PARODYTWT]
[Raader] for reasons that are their own, is wandering around a massive cave system, when they run into Kocia! Who immediately notices them.
"Hey! [Reader] come over here. I have a VERY VERY important question for you! I could mean life or death!.........maybe"
[Bait 🎣]
🏨: "Oh WOW! There's so many sinners here in need of my help!........like a lot..........I think there's more sinners here then in hell..........dear God look at this place"
[CHARLIE JOINS PARODYTWT]
[YES I'M GOING THROUGH A HAZBIN PHASE]
//WOW!! 300 FOLLOWERS!?! Thanks y'all!! I know y'all voted for a big hug as the 300 followers special, buuuuuut I wanted to do more! So along with the hug, here's a party y'all are invited to with all my characters//
🧪: "Mmmmmm this pie is delicious!!"
🧪: "Greetings sinners. Now that I'm purified, I would like to take back my earlier statement of being attracted to women. For having sexual thoughts for another is the sin of Lust. All my previous actions when I had horns should be dismissed. I do not, nor will ever, love women"
//Wow I've been kinda inactive. Sorryyyyyy y'all//
//Here's an apology gift!//
🐾: "HEY HEY HEY [READER] WHAT DID YOU BUY US FOR CHRISTMAS!? video games!? A BALL!?!? is it something cool!! Tell us tell us tell us!!!"
Kocia seems to have accidentally stumbled underneath a mistletoe. How will [Reader] react.
[Lazy bait cause I can't think of anything else right now 😭]
//looks like I'm making this a multimuse account with multiple lords/queens of hell!! Introducing Beelzebub the queen of flys and Baphomet!!
Btw I'll prefix messages like this from now on so ya know who's talkin.//
🔥: Lucifer
🪰: Beelzebub
🐐: Baphomet
I have a lot of other accounts with muses I like that aren't nearly as big as this one. Should I just turn this into the ultimate multimuse account and include all of them on this one?//
🪰: What's this? The queen of flies is organizing a bookshelf full of spell tombs and history books of hell. She seems to be humming a tune as she does.
Do you interact? [Yes/No]
It seems [Reader] has found themselves in "Modesus's elixirs" at the front desk sits said Modeus in a witch hat surrounded by potions. Has [Reader] ended up in some fantasy world? Or is Modeus just into witch cosplay? Maybe [Reader] can buy an elixir.
[Do you interact?]
[Yes/No]
"Heya! I've run into an issue. This door here is sealed with a curse put on it by a Succubus, that requires five love confessions to open it. So if by chance any brave souls are willing to confess who they love, anonymously of course. That'd be great! Otherwise I'm stuck"
"Greetings maggots. As a new member of hells royal court. I have decided to hear the people on what they think should be changed around here. And unlike my idiotic sister I actually made sure it was suggestion box. Oh and don't you dare put anything else in it. Understood?"
"Weakling? I may have a pretty face but I am THE Lucifer. Matriarch of hell, the first fallen angel, and the one who turned against God. So you should really watch YOUR tone around me"
The figure quickly gets up and dusts himself off while staring the woman dead in the eyes. "I̶ ̸r̵e̴c̶o̸m̶m̸e̵n̷d̷ ̵y̴o̸u̸ ̴c̶h̵a̴n̷g̴e̵ ̵t̶h̷a̵t̵ ̴s̸m̸u̸g̸ ̵t̵o̵n̸e̶ ̶w̴i̷t̶h̵ ̴m̶e̵,̴ ̸y̴o̴u̸ ̶w̸e̷a̷k̵l̸i̶n̷g̵.̵"
This is Jerry. Jerry the skeleton guard. Jerry is a good guard, and guards the queen of hell herself. but for the past few days the queen hasn't left her office. Jerry knew not to interrupt the queen. But it was his duty to make sure she's okay. (1/8)
//What's this!? My other rp account characters were invited. What a crossover!!//
Medium Dooer: "I feel no strong feelings over this celebration. But I suppose i should thank you all.........thanks"
Would you look at that, [Reader] while stumbling around an old cave, [Reader] found Kocia chained to a chair.
What does [Reader] do?
[Interact?]
[Yes/No]
🧪: "Greetings lower life forms! I'm running a bit short on experiment ideas Soooooo I need all of you flesh sacks to give me some!! Let your imaginations run wild!! And don't worry it'll be anonymous, so you won't be liable!!"
"Silent! Your worse then my fucking sister somehow. She was blinded by her own pride and turned against God. But you? You turned against heaven so you could be in a HAREM along with my sister!! Like a common succubus. Your a pathetic maggot who belongs beneath my boot"
//Here's some of my favorite out of context edits I've made//
//Let's see if I can start a trend//
//Share your favorite out of context edits that you've made//
[Reader] enters the GIGANTIC library that sits inside of hells royal palace. Inside [Reader] could see literally endless books from every time period from every author and from every version of reality. In the center of the library sat the fly queen "Looking for a book?"
[Bait🎣]
Loremaster test log 1:
"After Modeus helped me with my anxiety, my mind feels clearer then ever. And for now I'm done with those silly cloning experiments. I want to do some proper science. And I think discovering the secrets of the universe should be a good start" (1/3)
//And that hug I promised from my softest character!!//
🗡️: "Heya [Reader] glad you could make it!" The cat woman wraps her arms around you and pulls you into a BIG TIGHT HUG before letting you go.