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@RicDizZLe

5 years

Murder aside, Joe is good man #YouOnNetflix

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@RicDizZLe

2 months

My unsolicited take on this UAE visa thing is that - you see that website? 100% FG trying to fleece Nigerians & UAE has nothing to do with it. UAE probably just made a simple request to FG "ensure applicants are vetted properly before they apply for our visa".

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@RicDizZLe

7 years

My son has been swapping my shoes for a while now, got to work today and realised he finally got me.

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@RicDizZLe

6 years

43 year old black male trapped in a 14 year old mind.... But lets keep callin it "petty".

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6 years

50 Cent spent $3,000 to buy 200 front row seats at Ja Rule’s concert so they could all be empty 🤣

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@RicDizZLe

4 years

Anybody getting 3 strikes in a competition where 85million is at stake, is clearly not a serious human being and deserves disqualification.

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@RicDizZLe

7 years

I used one big english i saw on my TL at a meeting this week. Omo dem clap for me like say na me first go school. You ppl are eppin my life.👏🏽

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6 years

@_4pheet 😢

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5 years

They're suspending these Unilag lecturers for allowing themselves to be exposed/caught...not because the authorities never knew about them.

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@RicDizZLe

3 years

@odinga_fanuel @Shad_khalif This is untrue. Dont let anyone deceive you, ML is programmed the way you want it to. This is purely intentional.

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@RicDizZLe

6 years

That meins 我们在这里睡觉

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2 years

Brume 🇳🇬🥈

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3 years

Wont be surprised to hear the Nigerian Basketball team is self-funded.

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4 months

@andyRoidO Same here o 🙏🏾🤣

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5 years

@MsNemah Love is sweet. Blue passport is sweeter. 😁

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2 years

@Aunty_Les Holy Ground, Davido 30BG

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3 years

(I have time today) I've never read this type of T&Cs or EULAs anywhere in my life before

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@RicDizZLe

10 years

When a real hacker wants u... And your antivirus can't do Norton for you.

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@RicDizZLe

4 years

The young king gets what the young king wants. 🎈🎂

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@RicDizZLe

4 years

Then why does mine say all he wants is a stay at the Radisson Blu forgossake.

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@RicDizZLe

4 years

Aging Parents: One adulting problem you can never be well prepared for.

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4 years

If it's not bra strap, dont waste your time - they dont care about education or healthcare.

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4 years

This is a primary school in Funtua LGA of Katsina. It is well with the soul of Nigeria.

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7 years

Got back home and the villian is asleep after committing warcrimes. 😒

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5 years

Pastor Biodun, give your life to Christ.

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5 years

@LaDamselHope Twins. One climbing, One crying.

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@RicDizZLe

4 years

@omotomilola @mojisolaa First time i've seen someone explain this perfectly. Thank you so much, the dodo community is grateful 👏🏼

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@RicDizZLe

4 years

Just take a step back and think about our long-suffering. A bloody toll-free number requiring all of this fanfare and paparazzi. What digital economy???

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@BashirAhmaad

4 years

President @MBuhari has officially commissioned the FCT Emergency Communication Center and National Emergency Toll – Free Number 112 as part of an innovative approach to enhance the security of Nigeria and drive a Digital Economy for a #DigitalNigeria .

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3 years

Remain Private Jet.

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5 years

🎉(+1) Happy Birthday to me, a product of His Grace. God's very own 🙏🏾🛐

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@RicDizZLe

5 years

1. Document every achievement, no matter how little. 2. Soft skills like Emotional Intelligence/ Communication are invaluable. 3. Coworkers are not necessarily your friends.

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@OgbeniDipo

5 years

What are the top three career related lessons you learnt in 2019?

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3 years

@SuperstarPampam My son said "shut the door, i just need 4 sex" ....my brain interpreted it in so many ways i almost passed out. "4 secs"

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@RicDizZLe

3 years

In summary, anything wey you use your eye take see for the app you have to take it like that.

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@RicDizZLe

13 years

The New LG refrigerators now come with wi-fi......maybe just in case ur frozen Ogbono wants to watch youtube.

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@RicDizZLe

4 years

All Christmas trees sighted today were picture-worthy. 🎄🎄🎄🎄

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@RicDizZLe

6 years

This comes back to what Trevor Noah said: Just because someone has been a good person to you, doesn't mean there's someone out there whose life hasn’t been made miserable by that same person.

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@RicDizZLe

4 years

Stop that rubbish judicial panel enquiry now. Waste of time

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@RicDizZLe

3 years

💯When you marry Magneto's daughter >>>>

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5 years

This speaks VOLUME to me.

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@RicDizZLe

4 years

"Dadddyyy, come and clean my bumbum" - overheard in the background of Zoom call with 25+ people.😅

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@RicDizZLe

3 years

@SwitOpe I think he overdoes the "IDGAF" attitude a bit too much

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@RicDizZLe

4 years

@DrPI_Imoesi @Ebuka Lool who made the rules?🤣

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@RicDizZLe

3 years

Nigeria's Banking ecosystem is wayy underrated 👌🏾

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3 years

Banking in the US is so broken. I'm trying to send money via wire from BofA to Chase. It's been returned twice now. What a mess. In Nigeria? Instant transfer. Real time notification. Thanks to the innovators at @NIBSS_NG y'all really deserve accolades 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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@RicDizZLe

7 years

@tobicomm Haha! After a presentation with charts/graphs i ended with "Technically, correlation doesn't imply causation"

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@RicDizZLe

4 years

@Jollz "who was prepared for this?"

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@RicDizZLe

3 years

Someone asked me the other why I'm always "seeking clarification" in my emails, well becuase half the time i'm confused and the other half I can't believe the audacity.

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@RicDizZLe

7 months

1 shot on target, 1 goal. You dey play with grace?????

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@RicDizZLe

3 years

The middle kid is going to break up this group and go solo soon. Beyonce

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@abisolafestus1

3 years

I went to the kitchen to cook, only for me to see this on my phone😭😭😂😂😂 Omo I'm changing my passcode

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@RicDizZLe

5 years

@cynim Correct! All mistakes. You not just watching picture, u are following the script 👊🏽👊🏽

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3 years

Forever in our hearts 💕 #ZaraGretti

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4 years

@manmustwack The industry with the largest number of onigbese, you go chase paid and unpaid debt tire.

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4 years

#top4of2020

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9 years

2012: this man called it. (1) http://t.co/HBhuo09c49

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5 years

@JustBusyBeingB Pardon me. I meant Murders. 💀

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4 years

@4eyedmonk I'm oddly surprised. I just hear this name all the time, but never thought she was into comedy too.

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6 years

“If you’re twenty-two, physically fit, hungry to learn and be better, I urge you to travel – as far and as widely as possible. Sleep on floors if you have to. Find out how other people live and eat and cook. Learn from them – wherever you go.” – Anthony Bourdain

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4 years

Say Please.

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@TundeTASH

4 years

Minimize your trip to the fridge.

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4 years

With Glasses || Without Glasses

full deck

@Raihan4h

4 years

With Glasses / Without Glasses

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2 years

Early hours 🌥️ #Pixel7Pro

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@RicDizZLe

3 years

All producers, sound engineers, featured artistes confused rn

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3 years

My kids will confidently beat their chest and say “Daddy did it on his OWN, We can do it on our own”

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3 years

🎈Birthday Face Card: G.R.A.T.I.T.U.D.E 🏖️🍹

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4 years

@Ebuka @THISDAYStyle Over a decade of slaying, see ur troziz na! 🙌🏽

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4 years

Hmm 🤔 Project Hamilton 1 - 0 Project Mbappe

CarsInPixels

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4 years

Son goals 😅😅😅

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5 years

Celebrated this King today. 👑 The Lion man turns 4. 🦁

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6 years

@Ebuka At mine, a fake MC from nowhere mastered the ceremony for more than 2hours😭

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4 years

“A reliable way to make people believe in falsehoods is frequent repetition, because familiarity is not easily distinguished from truth." — Daniel Kahneman

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4 years

Somebody should squeeze like 2 mill inside my hand for Christmas na 🤛🏾🤛🏾

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2 years

@SIR_CLEMENTIO @Zirachukwu @Obianujunwa24 Read to understand Sir Clementio plss 🙏🏾

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3 years

Bestie mornings 🖤

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4 years

Someone who has taken the 2 doses of the vaccine has just done a Covid test and the result is positive. Person is asymptomatic but this just shows that vaccine doesn't make you immune, it just helps your body fight the adverse effects?

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3 years

@KameronBennett @ItsTheLazyChef Look everyone in the eye like. "I'm your savior now"

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4 years

Then just Endsars! No?

Channels Television

@channelstv

4 years

We Are Trying To Avoid Second Wave Of #EndSARS Protest – Chairman Northern Govs Forum

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2 years

@omotomilola @kikimordi Your mom 🤝 My mom

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7 years

@Babariq_ @millyrozay @Pabloayodeji This line is too hard, you don work for FBI before?

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2 years

We're in dire need of an national intervention for the Nigerian male child.

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4 years

RIP to the houseplant I bought in July (whose last leaf just dropped). I knew from the 1st day I saw you, you came here to die.

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5 years

I said let me just give them small.. They took it 🌀🌀 #aboutYesterday

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3 years

YouVersion can never be down 🙏🏾

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3 years

Back to Office life. Bye WFH. Last day (Mar 2020) vs Today (May 2021)

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4 years

Phoebe voted for Kanye.

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3 years

How it's going...

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6 years

Pixel o bad gan.. look gooding pix

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5 years

Look! if anyone says to you "I have a business opportunity for you, just bring 2 peop......" 🚩

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3 years

This prank is a social experiment in Conformity.

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4 years

That rejection could be God's protection.

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4 years

+1. Balloon day 🎈Bankrolled by God. For 2020, i'm extra grateful & if you'rebreading this, please send funds🙏🏾

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@RicDizZLe

5 years

@EfeKoloko Business Email Compromise is the act. RAT (remote access tool) is one of the many tools used to facilitate that act. Almost all awareness materials on this subject, reference Nigeria as the source😖

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4 months

Lezz have it, lezz have it.

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5 months

april dump ?

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3 years

Happy New Year everyone 🎊🎉💯 If you're reading this, you're definitely gonna to have a fulfilling 2022.

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10 years

Calabar folks be like "Food Porn" http://t.co/5if6XdHCIp

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9 years

2012: this man called it (2) http://t.co/A9CwWslE98

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@Temitayonathan @TheNwando That grey suit 😍

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@odykan 😂 "Technically, correlation doesn't imply causation"

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4 years

China hasn't seen anything yet, the response of the world when this is done will crush them.

China in Focus - NTD

@ChinaInFocusNTD

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The Chinese regime first accused the U.S., then Italy for the origin of the #CCPvirus , but “Patient Zero” in at least 19 countries, including the U.S., Italy, South Korea, France, Germany, were all found to have close ties to #Wuhan , China’s #CCPvirus epicenter.

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Amazon Prime, is it every Nigerian movie you will accept??

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3 years

@Reclvse @Bisolaaa

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5 years

This week is full gbas gbos for Nigeria. Wetin Chairman go don see for gate... 😩

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4 years

I hope Dbanj's knows that when all of this ends with hot tears and blood, that 'team' aiding all these atrocities will disappear.

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9 years

"Now listen up! Our next pose is - Rock of ages, cleft for me, let me hide myself in thee🎤"

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5 years

Buddha Buddha, is this useless Parking Fine the good luck u promised? Jesus of Nazareth, pls forgive me. #switchback

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"Anything wey u get, just give me. I come here come chop but as na the work wey i dey do, I just arrange myself with this hustle" I was weak, Eventplanner dumbfounded. Just then, the photographer comes by and says "Guys pose!”