Bisola @Bisolaaa Twitter profile

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Bisola

@Bisolaaa

3 years

WHAT IS THIS SORCERY???? This isn’t Adele singing but… ? 🤯

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@Bisolaaa

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This is the cutest thing I’ve seen today. *TIMELINE CLEANSE* ❤️❤️❤️

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

Still the best political campaign video I’ve ever seen 🔥🔥🔥

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

He carried his cousin’s murder case to the NATIONAL ASSEMBLY and nothing came out of it. Do you know deep that is? #EndSARS

TheCable

@thecableng

4 years

‘Police murdered my cousin’ — Nigerian-born Canadian minister endorses #EndSARS via @thecableng

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

“When you think about being a Nigerian, are you genuinely happy?” This clip now lives in my mind rent-free.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

You know the crazy thing? When he gets out he could simply move back to Nigeria and rebrand. He could... he could.. he could even become a Governor. 🙃

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@Nairametrics

3 years

Obinwanne Okeke sentenced to 10 years in prison for $11 million fraud

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@Bisolaaa

1 year

Nigerians please I am begging you from my soul 😭

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Are you sure? 💀

Arthur of Camelot

@KingArthurOG

3 years

I really want to see @HenshawKate in a movie that fully utilises her physical abilities. Not sure I've even seen her run or break a sweat in movies.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

It’s the run at the end for meeeee 😂😂😂. I love TikTok so much. Nollywood has gone international

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@Bisolaaa

2 months

If it cannot be universally agreed that what the Uber driver did was wrong, then we might be more cooked than I realised. 😳

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@Fayokunmii

2 months

Lmao he sent me 85k He took extra 5k for himself without my permission

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@Bisolaaa

6 months

For the people asking "why now" "you couldn't do this when he was alive" 1/ He died after the BBC did the first set of interviews 2/ One of the people in the video (Bisola Johnson) wrote a tell-all book that is almost 500 pages long with EVEN WORSE REVELATIONS. In 2018!!!!

BBC News Africa

@BBCAfrica

6 months

Man of God? Or predatory cult leader? A ground-breaking investigation into the world famous televangelist preacher, TB Joshua, told by the people closest to him: his Disciples. 📽️ Watch the three-part #BBCAfricaEye documentary series here:

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

If you’re building the next Paystack or Flutterwave abeg let us know in time, I want to be an early stage investor. OK? OK.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Can you even imagine Twitter having a Nigerian office? AGF will serve them papers to delete accounts daily. DSS can show up to intimidate the hapless staff. Nah imagine it?? They chose Ghana and rightfully so. Love that for them

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

Not the 51 million naira that entered your account 11 times in one day? DPMO

Nairametrics

@Nairametrics

4 years

#EndSARS : Lootings by hoodlums damaged Lagos State economy - Obasa

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

The time for Atiku to be president has gone by. Let us emancipate ourselves from these old men with nothing to offer. Plis.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Twitter staff from across the globe will start work in the Lagos office and on the first day find out that they cannot buy SIM cards 🤡 PLEASE AND PLEASE!!!!

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

What’s the name of that restaurant in Lagos that doesn’t allow Toyotas / Hondas park inside, only “luxury” cars? Can someone please remind me

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

They asked Sanwoolu about the Twitter ban and he said he cannot come and say what is right or wrong because the Commander in chief has information that he doesn’t have 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

The kind of equipment / vehicles the Nigerian Police brought out to scatter the Abuja protesters, I have never seen such in this country in my whole life. Not for actual criminals o. But for protesters

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@Bisolaaa

7 months

SSA to the governor of Lagos is calling Igbo people “Afghaneastern” Like you see things and you try to suspend your disbelief. Worst of all, nothing will happen.

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

Do you know how insane it is for a UK institution to be the one to give Nigerian citizens a heads up about a CBN policy change?

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@DipoAW

2 years

Apparently Manchester Metropolitan University sent this circular alleging that CBN is withdrawing form A by end of 2022 for fee payments. Japa via studies about to be more expensive if true.

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@Bisolaaa

5 years

🎉🎉🎉 2 year anniversary of this tweet. No further comments

Prof. Yemi Osinbajo

@ProfOsinbajo

7 years

Today, I presided over a Govt/Private sector meeting on how to resolve the Apapa traffic gridlock. Last week, I flew over the Apapa for an aerial assessment of the situation.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

A lot of Nigerians treat you according to how much money they think you have and it’s actually disgusting.

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

Apparently crowdfunding is illegal in Nigeria? Financial experts what is the way around this? Several rotating bank accounts? Keeping the money offshore? Let’s know. Anyhow sha, we go run am. #EndSARS

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

For your next Games Night when Corona dies

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

Are all African parents the same Re: death of the queen? 😭😭😭

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Children never forget the names of their bullies. The first and last names of those people are written on their psyche forever.

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

One thing I love about Twitter, someone will sha say what is on your mind, good or bad 💀

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

The Lagos State house of assembly getting ready for a session

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@Bisolaaa

8 months

Me shocked that another Monday has rolled around again and I have to work for a living

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Dr. Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala. First female director-general of the WTO. 🔥

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

They commissioned a new Lagos airport terminal and we found out that bigger planes can’t move there because of the narrow apron. They announced the completion of phase 1 of the Lagos metro and we found out the electric trains were being towed by diesel locomotives.

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

I cant wrap my head around phones going for 1.5 million naira. Our currency is FINISHED

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

Let me make a thread of all the cases I can find of this criminality from LASTMA/Nigerian Police/ Lagos Task Force re: One Way. Twitter is a wonderful resource and I have your time today. Example 1:

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@oluwa_E_tobilob

3 years

Task force claim it is one way but the maps show it is a double lane. They have used the opportunity to extort citizens of Lagos and are collecting minimum of 25k for the offense. I witness about 20 cars being seize today and mine was part of it .

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@Bisolaaa

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NIPOST fumbled ASOS, fumbled Aliexpress, but this is the institution that is supposed to deliver Nigerian passports abi? If that option ever comes, you better choose the pickup option to avoid stories that touch.

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

America sent an elite team of commandos to rescue ONE CITIZEN. God, when? When will my own country fight for me like this? When they are busy hoarding INDOMIEEEN?

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@Bisolaaa

1 year

CHELSEA COME ON NOW

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

GM.

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

It’s so disturbing seeing your purchasing power shrink with every day that passes. This country is in a crisis.

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

It’s so fascinating how most Yoruba families have one big Muslim side and a big Christian side of the family and there’s no beef.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Meanwhile 30+ Men:

Demola Of Lagos 𓃵

@OmoGbajaBiamila

3 years

30+ women at music concerts this December.

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@Bisolaaa

7 months

It’s going to be hot AF in Lagos this December, this is not the time to experiment with “natural deodorant” “lemon” “glycolic acid” Spray that gaddem ALUMINIUM. Do you hear me!!!

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Using a VPN to post an article ON TWITTER in support of a Twitter Ban. 🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

Nasir Ahmad El-Rufai

@elrufai

3 years

Based Nigeria: African country teaches US lesson in how to handle Big Tech tyranny — RT Op-ed

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

If you and I know all the robbery hotspots in Lagos (Falomo bridge, Eko Bridge, Mile 2, Yabatech etc) explain to me why the Nigerian POLICE have decided not to post officers to these places permanently?? Could it be … never mind.

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@Bisolaaa

1 year

“I’m talking to you, Ambode never did” but could not show up for the debate yesterday. Derin remains a prophet

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

I don’t know whether it’s a function of adulthood that makes you see Nigeria with new eyes. Things are not working. Your optimistic think-pieces do not change the daily reality.

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@Bisolaaa

1 year

I understand what the young Lady Danbury saw in Lord Ledger now. I didn’t see it at first 👀 #QueenCharlotte

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

If the “young” people working in this admin didn’t resign when their bosses allowed their mates to be murdered last year, I don’t think a twitter ban is going to be the final straw, just saying

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

One month of Twitter being blocked in Nigeria. It started off as a bad joke, well here we fucking are. Congrats to everyone involved.

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@Bisolaaa

7 months

This is the brand. Look out for it on your Shoprite shelf.

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@Bisolaaa

7 months

Bought some fresh whole milk (apparently from Abuja) and it was soooooo good.

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

Melon Husk could go and torch the Twitter HQ (I mean with actual fire) and you would still find Nigerians saying “he’s a billionaire, I’m sure he had a plan and reason for doing it 🤡

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

A secondary school student was sexually assaulted, you didn’t call her parents, you didn’t get her medical attention, you didn’t expel the boys that did it, you then punished her… for being assaulted? This story has actually ruined my morning. Olashore??? What a disgrace

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

I took the Twitter Ban so personally. You people have short memories, 'cos I don't understand why you are twerking for dinosaurs on the Internet. Do you sha.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Can you guys remember when the IAAF paid $135,000 to Nigeria by mistake and that disaster of a Sports Minister Dalung, refused to return the money until they started threatening international sanctions? 🤡

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

G & T lovers get in here. Never mind those heathens that tried to insult us

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@Bisolaaa

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From the stables that brought you “Daddy doesn’t sleep until 4am in the morning” comes another banger ! 💀

Dr. 'Bosun Tijani

@bosuntijani

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@John_sonto You will be shocked or won't be shocked. I remain the same and I mean every word. There's so much you don't see. He cares - deeply! If we do a proper honest assessment of everything he has put out, our focus will be on holding the apparatus to account to deliver for our

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Wait wait wait Love Island Nigeria is not bants??? It’s actually happening??!

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@Bisolaaa

11 months

Don’t come for me but when people say Nigeria is where you can “blow”, most of the time I think it’s because it’s a place you can perpetuate fraud with zero consequences.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Nigeria could collapse tomorrow and not a single fuck will be given that day. People will suffer but the world will unlook. We are not that important we are just plenty.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Me and Binance

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

Now juxtapose this against that CU video where a lecturer was shouting at a student because of his “hair and beard.”

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

How it started: How it’s going:

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

I actually need Nollywood to blow even bigger, so that you people can see proper international criticism. You go break your head for ground. 😂

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

Men are eating the girls up on this Bobrisky challenge sha 💀

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Erica’s fans man 🤯

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Meffy. 🤡

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

People are just so poor man. So so poor. It’s deeply upsetting.

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

Catching up on that crypto bro’s visit to Banana / Makoko. It struck me that after countless years of charities / private individuals going to Makoko to donate to the people living there, it has not made a single dent or improvement in their living conditions.

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

I don’t understand this new world we’re in and these very strange agendas being pushed by women at the detriment of themselves. It’s all very dystopian.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

I sha know that 5-10 years ago I was happier. Maybe not happy happy. But def happier. There was more hope of a soft life. Now all I worry about is how to protect myself from dumbass Government policies and general dysfunction.

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@Bisolaaa

8 years

It's insane that a British/American passport holder has the automatic right to visit most African countries and I don't. AND I'M AFRICAN.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

@iaboyeji What is the point of this thread besides patting yourself on the back because you were lucky to be able to “innovate” around bad government policy? What we have is an unsustainable situation where the Government kills, yes KILLS businesses every single day.

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@Bisolaaa

1 year

Wait, is it that people never read the report on how Dangote lobbied the government at the time to frustrate Ibeto Cement out of business? Ibeto Cement lost millions daily for like 2 years - Am I tripping? What are these tales by moonlight I’m seeing on the TL?

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

***How deep that is. Anger will make someone forget how to speak English. #EndSARS

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@Bisolaaa

1 year

It’s giving

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

My own PLOT from Glamour Girls:

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

This is taking me back to the golden age of neosoul. Erykah, Jill Scott, Goapele, Maxwell, India Arie, Amel Larrieux, Floetry, D’Angelo, Bilal, Alicia, Angie Stone, Musiq Soulchild .... The nostalgia is DEEP

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@Bisolaaa

5 years

I ordered Chicken Republic and they called me to say that they do not have chicken. Guys, what is happening?

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

IF YOU HAVEN’T REGISTERED TO VOTE / DON’T HAVE A PVC GO TO THE INEC WEBSITE NOW THE GATE IS FINALLY OPEN YES I AM SHOUTING

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

I started looking at what adults do when chaperoning kids on school trips in hotels. I read about bed checks, someone stationed to patrol hallways at night someone in the lobby. Being a chaperone is not a joke!

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@Bisolaaa

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The book is like a dictionary! Complete with names of visitors and "disciples", whatsapp chats, pictures, firsthand accounts.

THE T.B. JOSHUA I Know: My Memoir of the Synagogue 'church' of all nations

This is a compilation of true-life accounts that took place in a Cult Community called The Synagogue, ‘church’ of all Nations, Ikotun-Egbe, Nigeria; where the author was trapped for over a decade...

www.amazon.com

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@Bisolaaa

2 months

We actually exist on a giant animal farm, which is why our political class don't act like human beings. A disgraceful exchange.

ARISE NEWS

@ARISEtv

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Arise News Correspondent, Laila Johnson-Salami @lailajohnsonsal questions Senator David Umahi about the Lagos-Calabar Highway Project’s environmental impact assessment. She asks whether the project has received final approval from the Federal Ministry of Environment or if an

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

Pelumi Onifade was killed after being picked up by the Lagos Task Force. At the bare minimum, this force can be “queried” by Babajide Sanwoolu, as this “force” was established for LASG, by LASG. That he has not come out to address this is disgraceful.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Ireti Doyle put her biological offspring’s current Government name, maiden name, business name plus age to let you know how serious she is sksksksksksk. Please don’t stress your parents abeg 💀

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

Sunday Dare as Sports Minister:

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

The storyline of potentially dumping a fiancé/fiancée over Christmas is wild but I AM HERE FOR IT PLEASE

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@Bisolaaa

4 months

Let me show you something

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@saratu

4 months

This IBD Dende man has been mentioned in Naija songs, hasn’t he?

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

I hope this man is having a wonderful day ❤️

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

Never deleting TikTok 😂

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

LMAOOOOOOO how do people come up with these things

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

I’m a bit worried by the number of people in the comments saying they’ve “helped” someone before. In case there’s any doubt, don’t ever help ANY ONE carry stuff at the airport o. Ehen

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@Ssaasquatch

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At the airport and this complete stranger walks up to me to plead that I assist him with checking-in his luggage with my identity cos he’s carrying excess luggage. Haven’t seen this kind of liver before

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

My favourite uncle is at it again ❤️

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@Bisolaaa

2 years

A person that works for a so-called foreign ministry, that is supposed to work FOR CITIZENS, went out of his way to perpetuate lies against a citizen in peril and ended it with “we go help her sha.” If that’s not insane to you then I can’t help you.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

I know people are tired of this trend of making songs “like” artists but do you mean to tell me THIS IS NOT AN ACTUAL LORDE SONG????

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

I was today years old when my mum told me that the Oba of Lagos was a former policeman.

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

@Ssaasquatch The way you even told this story “registered my displeasure” you def deserved the block

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@Bisolaaa

3 years

All the people that have EVER stuck their necks out for this country have only been repaid in sorrows, tears and blood. Quite literally. It’s not worth it.

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@Bisolaaa

4 years

Lagos state announced (On Twitter) that the curfew would begin at 4pm. Then the account posted again at 7.08pm that the curfew would begin at 9pm. BUT THE SHOOTING HAD ALREADY STARTED. They are taking us for mugs #EndSARS #LekkiMassacre

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