@UpdatingOnRome
the absolute funniest part of this story is it being completely true. this guy really existed. Askari Scire reported for duty and meant it.
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#UPDATE
: Confirmed: Photos of the active shooter suspect reported in Lewiston, Maine have been released. Residents in the community are asked to shelter in place as the suspect is still at large
@9mm_smg
and the worst part is the people from that town are the people saying it needs hatians because theyve never had to be around The Help before, and would accept being bludgeoned to death over being called racist
New CDC Director Mandy Cohen recalls how she and her colleagues came up with COVID mandates during her time as NC Health Director.
“She was like, are you gonna let them have professional football? And I was like, no. And she’s like, OK neither are we.”
Climate chaos strikes!
It is so hot this evening that the plane can’t take off with enough fuel to reach Oregon from D.C. So we have to offload fuel to lighten the plane, and then land in Chicago to refuel.
I’ve heard about this problem in places like Phoenix, but not here.
@MysteryGrove
It is kind of insane the degree to which lefty infiltrators were able to worm their way into the "gun community at large" wearing low effort skinsuits.
@revenant_MMXX
When an illegal coworker in CA got citizenship (sponsored by our boomer navy vet boss) we were forced to attend a party for him, which the mexicant personally celebrated by taking six weeks off to go back home to his family in mexico
@AltHistCody
If youre under 40 (me) there is just zero opportunity to "meet friends" off of the internet anymore. We're all just bowling alone together now.
California mailed a notice of jury duty to my very not California address pulled from my not California driver's license, and then said i need to jump through hoops and file paperwork to be excused
How about i just dont, you morons
@Paracelsus1092
@DissidentSoaps
And people really say, with a straight face and full of enthusiasm, that this sort of venture could be understood and done and maintained by people who cant change a smoke alarm battery.
Flew two thousand miles at the drop of a hat to see mom as she passed, only for the gook at the front desk to turn me away because "shes only allowed two bedside visitors" and id be the third
@remnantposting
I still cant get over the "but what if you get a bad king???" argument as if there isnt an entire graveyards worth of bad kings who went there unnaturally
its weird how it even needs to be said, but for the furries that even follow me anymore, having your entire personality, hobby, friends group, and average conversation revolve around sex isnt normal or healthy, actually
you should stop doing that
If AI destroying jobs makes you angry but sending most of our manufacturing industry to the third world and then inviting the third world here to take what was left didn't, I hate the shit out of you.
@KellyLovesBirds
Been trying to get people to realize the strategy of "get all the whites out of the military, let them fill it with browns" works against in the long term
@9mm_smg
They use the kid actor from the emmit till movie too for the same reason. The real life monster was over six foot and larger and stronger than most adults of the era
@SekhsSphynx
The "furry community" has been completely overrun by mentally unstable sex pests, so yeah. The propaganda machine told them to be scared of the flu, but told them being a slut was brave and cool, so they were terrified of the first and proud with the latter.
@DissidentSoaps
i hate the veteran conservative gatekeeper sphere so fucking much its unreal. the second anyone advocates for anything besides defending commies' right to arm and organize against normal people, they call you a facist
Another oldie but still one of my favorites.
The things I would do for a CETME Ameli...
🎨Jeanwoof
🐶Me!
🐯No fucking idea who the tiger is I only bought the one slot lmaoooo
Pinned tweet I guess.
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a ‘pedophile purge’ of any kind would be both bigoted and a disaster for the left as a whole. anyone advocating for any kind of purge (aside from maybe a Nazi purge) is a terrible person
boy if this doesnt sting in the worst way.
when orwell sold out and sold his account, they went back through and erased all of his "real" posts to replace them with the shitty facebook memes...
he used to be such a real one they doxxed him. now hes just gone.
@MysteryGrove
Staying at an airbnb and the youtube on the smart tv wasnt signed into any account. Default youtube homepage is computer generated animal complications and channels dedicated to gambling. Insanity.