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Simp Neelix

@SimpNeelix

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Simp Neelix

@SimpNeelix

2 years

"Roooonald Weasley, have you been staring at my massive fake tits with protruding nipples again? That's 50 points from Gryffindor"

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I think we need to talk about how problematic the Sam Raimi Spiderman films were

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Don't hate watch Not even a single episode

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🚨 ALERT 🚨 CHRIS CHAN IS BACK ON TWITTER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

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"So true, Mr Critic, a bat credit card? So ridiculous. Too ridiculous. What have they done to Batman?"

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@SimpNeelix

2 years

The answer is brown

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@Surisskeptic Reminds me of the sex offender shuffle

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2 years

Computer, load the streamer Pokimane, but before she got fat Now give her gastrointestinal issues, and put a hole in her gaming chair Safety protocols off

pokimane

@pokimanelol

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stop sexualizing people without their consent. that’s it, that’s the tweet.

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2 years

BREAKING NEWS: Gringotts Bank has officially cut ties with rapper Kanye West over his recent series of controversial statements

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@SimpNeelix

2 years

"Man, I just miss coming home from school, watching some Toonami, and then playing Battlefront 2 until dinner time So... as I was saying about the untermensch"

Angel🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏴 (phd in yaoi studies)

@hyacinthusstan

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Nostalgia is inherently right wing

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AI could never produce art like this

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2 years

Soul vs souless

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1 year

Finn Wolfhard would be the perfect actor for Miles Morales

Pop Base

@PopBase

1 year

A live-action Miles Morales movie is in the works.

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@PandasAndVidya "That's right, Batman, I tricked you into having sex with a man"

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@SimpNeelix

2 years

Wubba lubba dub dub

NBC News

@NBCNews

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NEW: Justin Roiland, the star and co-creator of “Rick and Morty,” has been charged with felony domestic violence in connection with a 2020 incident, according to a criminal complaint.

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@SimpNeelix

1 year

Fixed

Dave Knighthawk Simpson/Gamers on Games Youtube

@YTGamersonGames

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Not every #ttrpg has to be coded racism ❤️

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@SimpNeelix

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BOO! Did I scare you? I'm a book series you all worshiped until its writer midly disagreed with you on an insignificant issue

DreamLeaf 🌱🌻 🍉

@DreamLeaf5

1 year

I actually feel kind of bad for right wingers, they seem so incapable of enjoying things

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@SimpNeelix

2 years

Latinos when you mispronounce the names of Dragon Ball characters

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@SimpNeelix

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Twitter group chats when the Europeans wake up

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@SimpNeelix

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Boxxy is now a wine aunt with a Karen cut Feel old yet? (Still would tbh)

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@SimpNeelix

1 year

In case you were wondering why TV and movies sucks so hard lately

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@SimpNeelix

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Four random photos of Velma posted for no reason

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Simp Neelix

@SimpNeelix

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It's happening again 😔

Oliver Jia (オリバー・ジア)

@OliverJia1014

1 year

Some of Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny has leaked. Oh it’s bad. -Harrison Ford being way too old? ✅ -Phoebe Waller-Bridge’s character constantly belittling Indy? ✅ -Terrible chase scenes? ✅ -Bad editing? ✅ How does a $300 million film look so cheap? It’s dead, Jim.

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@SimpNeelix

2 years

Jon Tron objectively did nothing wrong Cope, seethe, and dilate

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2 years

God rewarding Clarence Thomas for overturning Roe V Wade

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@SimpNeelix

2 years

RETURN TO THE OLD WAYS

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@SimpNeelix

2 years

People putting flags in their twitter bio/name to protect their accounts from being banned

Aydin Paladin🍸👑💛🖤✝️📊

@AydinPaladin

2 years

I didn't know you could call people "retarded" on Twitter, but apparently if you put 🏳️‍🌈 or 🏳️‍⚧️ in your name you can. Interesting life hack!

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i feel like in light of the vivziepop situation you all should watch Aqua Teen Hunger Force bc they handle SA in a much more respectful and mature way as well as tackle more complex topics . its just a good show you all should watch it

badger

@gliscorachnid

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i feel like in light of the vivziepop situation you all should watch tuca and bertie bc they handle SA in a much more respectful and mature way as well as tackle more complex topics . its just a good show you all should watch it

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@SimpNeelix

1 year

You should be afraid of this ratio

creative scorpio

@vinivinidogo

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Interesting how this person turned off their replies after posting this fatphobic tweet Afraid of the ratio?

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@SimpNeelix

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"I did not have sexual relations with my mother"

Jesus Christ Chan Sonichu - CPU Blue Heart⚡️💙⚡️

@CPU_CWCSonichu

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Setting the Record straight - there never was any sex involving me in 2021 via @YouTube

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Simp Neelix

@SimpNeelix

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Real

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Simp Neelix

@SimpNeelix

2 years

"Silly Chud, unlike you, I'm an intellectual, so I know the true meaning behind a picture of an anime girl eating a burger Maybe if you watched as much Rick and Morty as me, you'd be intellectual enough to see how everything revolves around fringe internet political debates too"

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Simp Neelix

@SimpNeelix

8 months

Carrie Fisher was an annoying drug addict who is only remembered fondly because the Slave Leia outfit was hot I don't really care what she would think about anything

jacob.

@jtimsuggs

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Carrie Fisher would’ve hated every single grown man trying to tell women that this franchise wasn’t for them. She also quite literally proved that Star Wars wasn’t just for men back in 1977. If someone gatekeeps a franchise so bad that they prevent others from enjoying and

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Simp Neelix

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If you wanted some news to put a smile on your face, Trevor Noah's doctor botched a surgery, so now he lives in constant pain I guess he shouldn't have gone to a diversity hire doctor

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@hayasaka_aryan JON WINS

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Weird Al bros stay winning

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Zoomers be like "Omg Zendaya is so beautiful 😍 ❤️"

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Couple's costume ideas for Halloween

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Elon Musk

@elonmusk

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@jordanbpeterson If two adults find love, in whatever form, I support that

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Daily Mail US

@DailyMail

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Zendaya denied entry to Rome restaurant because of her outfit

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DIE HARD IS MY FAVORITE CHRISTMAS MOVIE! DID YOU KNOW THAT DIE HARD IS ACTUALLY A CHRISTMAS MOVIE?! I WATCH DIE HARD EVERY CHRISTMAS, BECAUSE DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE! INCASE YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE, LET ME REMIND YOU DIE HARD IS A CHRISTMAS MOVIE!

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@SimpNeelix

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@anonbirdd Me about to cyberbully Hasan irl epic style

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@SimpNeelix

2 years

Never forget that she gave up crime, got married to a man, had his children, and lived in a nuclear family

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@SimpNeelix

5 months

Troons be like "Do I pass?"

dead domain

@DomainDead

6 months

It’s been fascinating watching the new Dead by Daylight killer be turned into some kind of anti-trans “own” primarily due to Ricky Berwick and Keem being dumbasses. But the character isn’t even trans? It doesn’t make sense as an own. It’s just being parroted.

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Is a man not entitled to a mid brown egirl? "NO!" says the man in the GC, "it makes you a fakecel" "NO!" Says the racist larpers, "it's race mixing" "NO!" Says the mid brown egirl, "what are you doing in my house? Get out before I call the cops"

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@SimpNeelix

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The "Oh hey I saw someone else post that a couple days ago" starter pack

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@ThatKevinSmith @theblackpanther During that scene I farted, but it turns out it was actually diarrhea, so the entire theater heard me flood the aisles with brown shit water

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@SimpNeelix

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"UMMM EXCUSE ME SIR, BUT I ALREADY HAVE THE PICKLE RICK TOY"

Barstool Sports

@barstoolsports

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McDonald's Is Changing The Game Yet Again After Announcing They Will Be Selling Adult Happy Meals That Come With Nostalgic Toys

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@SimpNeelix

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This Norm quote is going to get so much use considering our media and government are on the side of the shooter

Disclose.tv

@disclosetv

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NEW - White House: "Our hearts go out to the trans community — as they are under attack right now."

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@SimpNeelix

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The first look at Lizzo and Jack Black in the new episode of The Mandalorian

FOLLOW @YITTY

@lizzo

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I’m in Star Wars YALL!

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@SimpNeelix

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"Oh yes, we have all the finest pride merchandise for you to purchase"

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@FinleyM95528333 1. Queer characters existing isn’t political 2. Star WARS is literally in our name

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@SimpNeelix

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Stop saying The Human Spider isn’t racist. We need a Spiderman who is racist. a Spideracist. Let us have this one thing. Believe in something, man.

stacy

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Stop saying spider Gwen isn’t trans. We need a Spiderman who is trans. a Spidertran. Let us have this one thing. Believe in something, man.

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How The Avengers would react to the bull being HIV positive, a thread 🧵🧵🧵

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@SimpNeelix

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Exclusive first look at Aslan in Neflix's Chronicles of Narnia

Reel Training Podcast with Cody Adams ▶️⚙️

@reeltrainingpod

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This COULD be great, IF @netflix does NOT hire writers & directors who want a "modern take" on Lewis's Narnia like Amazon did with LOTR! I mean I've been waiting for The Silver Chair for years!! #Narnia #Netflix #cslewis #getwokegobroke #aslanisonthemove

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@SimpNeelix

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Sex tourists in South East Asia be like

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@SimpNeelix

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Harley Quinn went from being the hot sidekick of The Joker to a worse version of Deadpool for people who like to groom minors on Discord

Ritan Man

@ManRitan

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Ladies and gentelmen This is Nightwings funeral and how they pay respect to him everybody, by putting him in a coffin with his ass coming out Get it, cause his ass which is his whole and only character trait Are you guys laughing, cause this is what DC calls a FUCKING COMEDY!!!!

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Madonna in 20 years

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Yeah I'm a Velma main, how could you tell?

he who vibes

@NgObscure

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I am enjoying Velma in Multiversus but maining a character who's special move is calling the police on her enemies definitely don't sit right with me as a black man lol

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@nypost Ytpippo doesn't be seasoning they grandma and shieeet

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"I would like 88 copies of Starfield, please"

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@TransLiko You aren't a lesbian, you're a man

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*Blizzard faces any sort of controversy* Blizzard: "The Hamster loves eating ass"

Overwatch Cavalry

@OWCavalry

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Check out the brand-new #Overwatch2 short story: "As You Are" 📖✨ This story confirms the sexuality of Pharah, a Lesbian, and explores Baptiste's bisexuality as they talk about relationships. 📕

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@hayasaka_aryan We did it

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@SimpNeelix

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*Writing* "Women" "Light, that's not how it works" *Writing* "Minorities"

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Me and the bad bitch I pulled by being turtley enough for the turtle club

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@SimpNeelix

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@theneedledrop Neither was your marriage

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"Come Lisa, I'll introduce you to Bill Clinton"

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Now that we can all agree Jontron is awesome and did nothing wrong, I think we all should shit on Yooka-Laylee more

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Satan

@s8nstan

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If being gay is a sin, then Hell is going to look fabulous!

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@SimpNeelix

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@lmpressiveCock I think it's safe to say all Big Mouth fans are sex offenders

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The Denny's Hobbit breakfast is the closest we have come to reaching Hyperborea

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@SimpNeelix

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I am not racist, I just don't like them, captain

The Rabbit Hole

@TheRabbitHole84

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Idk who needs to hear this but: data isn’t racist.

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@SimpNeelix

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Mfw

Boy George & Culture Club

@RealCultureClub

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"Karma Chameleon" is taking over the New York Subways!

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@SimpNeelix

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When you say a racist joke during Thanksgiving dinner

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A pizza delivery guy taking one last look at his coworkers before delivering a pizza to an address on Martin Luther King Blvd

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@SimpNeelix

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@juliewrites @jawnquijote 99.99% rejection rate or anime titties...

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@SimpNeelix

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"Glad you make it, Batman I've planted a bomb somewhere in Gotham City, but the only way it can be deactivated is if you say the N word on live television in front of all your friends You may defeat me, but can you defeat the Twitter mob? MUHAHAHAHAHAHA HA HA"

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@SimpNeelix

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"Media literacy is at an all time low, and it just ke..."

🏳️‍🌈Jonathan Randall👾🎮🕹

@NY_Knux

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Media literacy is at an all time low, and it just keeps plummeting.

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Why does this Yu Gi Oh card look like he's about to lecture me on why we need to let in more refugees?

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@h3h3productions Here is Keemstar fertilizing your wifes eggs on this beautiful happy valentines day

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GB News

@GBNEWS

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Next James Bond 'won't be white' claims industry exec as hunt for 007 continues

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Reddit on Roe V. Wade

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Why, yes, I do care more about video game tiddies and ass than what's happening in Palpatine How could you tell?

frogan

@fr0gan

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people care more about tiddies and ass in video games than a literal genocide in palestine

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Chris Chan looks so much like Barb now I guess you are what you eat

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An important panel I want to draw people’s attention to.

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An important panel I want to draw people’s attention to.

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"Don't fall for the bussy meme, Brendon" "The what?" "This is important, Brendon. I don't care how long it's been or how cute that femboy looks in that maid outfit. When you sober up in the morning, you're going to realize what you did, and it's not a fun realization, Brendon"

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Saints Row

@SaintsRow

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@gavinator6429 We are not backing down on this game. We get it, it’s new and it’s a shock reaction to a reboot like no other. The gif was supposed to convey that.

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