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@RevAaronMarquis

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New book, ROOK, available now everywhere. Screenwriter, Director, Creative dooood. Former Creative at Rooster Teeth.

Austin, TX
Joined March 2014
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8 years
Got a wrong number text. Decided to follow up:
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6 years
My condo is full of elderly people, so when I found this piece of Fir Tree in the hallway, I placed it in the laundry room hoping for magic. I was not disappointed:
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6 years
For months I've driven by the same homeless woman sitting alone on a street corner near my home. Tonight, I finally had the chance to walk over and hand her $100. But... she didn't accept it. I asked why, and she said, "I'm not homeless -- this is just where I do my sudoku." Ah.
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8 years
Me and @BGibbles marchin' for women. #WomensMarch
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7 years
One Direction unites for their final concert:
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5 years
Wanted a cop car to drive again, found an auction and four potential candidates, then placed low max bids not expecting to win. But I did win... All four of them.
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6 years
On the way to the red carpet.
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7 years
Signing line for me and @ChrisDemarais .
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6 years
NO!
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8 years
Vicki Vale reads the menu.
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7 years
The cashier at this @7eleven just locked us in so she could go in the back for her break.
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7 years
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9 years
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7 years
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5 years
Caught 4 teens smoking weed behind a tree at Auditorium Shores. They looked at me sheepishly and said, "Sorry, sir." I've never felt more old in my life. Especially when I sat down with them and had a couple puffs for the road.
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@RevAaronMarquis
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7 years
Buying a car doesn't have to be so bad:
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8 years
Be careful, kids:
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7 years
BREAKING: @FloydMayweather to donate all of #MayweatherMcGregor fight money to domestic violence organizations. JK, he's a piece of shit
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7 years
That moment when you realize @bdunkelman knows your favorite pig personally and pulled some strings. #mybestfriendhank #MerryChristmas
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7 years
The dirt-stained face of Economy Class.
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5 years
Any editors, videographers, and/or live action production folks (sorry animators) who I can help, please DM. I can push resumes at Google, two studios in Austin, and a few in L.A.
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WarnerMedia’s Rooster Teeth Cuts 13% of Staff, Laying Off About 50
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7 years
Two friends, some rockets, and a joke.
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8 years
Got my reverend and doctorate certificates in 2005, now in 2016 @bdunkelman made me Lord Rev. Dr. Aaron W. Marquis.
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7 years
It's my opinion that a man doesn't get to label himself a feminist. Only the women around him can bestow that title based on his character and actions.
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7 years
Get to Italy, old woman who runs hotel kisses both my cheeks and tells me to feel her arm muscles. I'm Italian now.
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6 years
My best friend of 22 years, Adam, is in surgery right now having a tumor removed from his brain stem. I talked to him yesterday, and from his hilarity and poise was reminded of why we've been friends so long. Here's a pic of him being cheap and using my grad gown to graduate '09.
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6 years
Just received the NICEST email from a student thanking me for judging a recent film competition. Emails like this really make my day, especially when I didn't judge a competition and have no idea what he's talking about. Thank you.
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7 years
Shitty Italian Breakfast Club.
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8 years
Kittens have arrived. Work has stopped.
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6 years
Happy Pride Month, from my family to yours.
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7 years
HAPPY FRIDAY.
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7 years
Don't look at his face, don't remember his name. #vegasshooting
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6 years
Happy Birthday to a man I've been able to call a friend, a collaborator, a brother, a lover, a wife, a co-defendant, and an acquaintance these past 13 years.
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6 years
My step-dad suffered a massive stroke. Learn the signs and be prepared: F.A.S.T.... Face (Ask them to smile), Arms (Raise them, see if one falls), Speech (Slurred?), Time (Call 9-1-1 if these are true).
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7 years
I've never assembled a finer outfit.
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8 years
A still from Eleven Little Roosters. #ELR
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7 years
Today #CharlesManson died and I say good riddance:
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8 years
I saw the future with @BarackObama ; I see the 1950s with @realDonaldTrump .
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8 years
Been doing a new job for @RoosterTeeth . Productivity is WAY up. #ELR
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6 years
Writing partners.
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7 years
"I'm gettin' nasty with this meat" -- My grandma talking about the Christmas roast when pulling it from the oven.
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7 years
Happy Birthday to @adamkovic . At some parties, he's my closest friend.
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7 years
Can't wait for all the "How Millennials Are Killing The Sun" articles tomorrow.
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7 years
Happy Birthday to @ChrisDemarais , someone I'd both give a kidney to and sell out for a ridiculously small amount of money. Twelve years!
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7 years
Organizing old photos is alright, alright, alright.
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7 years
Signing #3 -- Not even @ChrisDemarais showed up. #RTXLondon
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5 years
Please explain the difference between Bran Stark and the blind kid from Dumb and Dumber with the dead parakeet. #GameofThrones
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7 years
Brokeback Mountain 2 just finished casting.
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8 years
Preparing to leave for Yearly Vacation #2 , now with more friends / other people! @TheMilesLuna @nadiame @WillHydeIam
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5 years
I know all your search histories now.
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8 years
Tonight. #RTExtraLife . 10p CST.
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8 years
Brb, going to pool. #HappyHalloween
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7 years
@TheMilesLuna Not a nice thing to call the women you date.
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8 years
Everyone's having a good time.
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7 years
Team Tower of Gimps (Doesn't) Win!
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6 years
Aaron Marquis: Child Accountant.
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7 years
Current Mood:
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7 years
I hate when resolutioners like @BGibbles show up to the gym and hog the kegel machine for thirty minutes.
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8 years
It's not eleventy-one, but I've reached a milestone birthday today at Hobbiton. Here's to 81 more years.
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5 years
To those laid off by @RoosterTeeth , Linkedin does a premium 30 day free trial. Extremely helpful for messaging peeps in your respective field. Get on it and hit it hard. All sorts of companies looking for talent.
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5 years
8-year-old looks at my bike, I tell him he can honk the horn. He smiles. As he goes for it, his mom comes in and swoops him up, "What did I tell you about talking to strangers??" Walks away. I feel stupid. Another failed abduction.
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9 years
1992 USA Barbie.
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8 years
#RTX2016 is here... Now all of you can see what @BGibbles looks like in person:
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8 years
Weekly Exercise Routine: Trying to get a jar of Trader Joe's bean dip open.
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Got coffee today and an elderly man started having a violent seizure outside. After I got him stable, he told me not to call EMS, and I almost didn't. But then I realized he also had had a stroke. Never take the chance -- call an ambulance. @Starbucks staff was on point as well.
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6 years
It's been a week, and @JamesWillems still doesn't know I stole this from him.
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7 years
Sorry for killing you six months from now.
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8 years
Look at all this New Zealand leaking out:
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4 years
When your family member is on a ventilator for covid, you can't visit them, and you wait for an update call once a day to see if they're getting better. For 23hrs and 50mins you get to sit in the dark and worry about if they're going to die. Wear a mask. Take this seriously.
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7 years
He is.
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8 years
This donkey in Burren, Ireland really enjoyed my company.
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7 years
Added @JoelHeyman , still nobody came to signing.
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4 years
I love Adam and Jess.
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7 years
My Mom's in the flood and so are many others. Donate to the Red Cross by texting REDCROSS to 90999 or going here
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6 years
I gotta find new places to eat...
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9 years
Some Tuesday night indoor BB practice with @bdunkelman . She only pointed it at me once!
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8 years
Scared that @realDonaldTrump might start grabbing pussies at tonight's #debate
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7 years
If you want to look like @BGibbles , I highly suggest following his fitness routine:
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8 years
Off to Nicaragua to finally kill Zach!
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7 years
BOB ROSS RETURNS: #ExtraLife2017
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6 years
WARNING: You people thinking of joining a gym come New Year's... I just saw a guy cut off his finger by accident while doing pull-ups. I wish I could say this is rare, but I see people lose limbs all the time at the gym. It's just not safe.
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7 years
Life is beautiful.
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6 years
Who wore it better?
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8 years
Me today:
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6 years
What?
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8 years
@GavinFree The only thing this tweet is missing is a cup of tea and the Union Jack.
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7 years
He stayed at my apartment later that night and drunkenly watched me sleep:
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9 years
What in the hell happened last night? http://t.co/eZeFAQKzCo
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6 years
Four if you count the photographer.
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Three beautiful bitches.
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7 years
Pic of first car I ever bought:
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4 years
This is why the neighbors avoid me.
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8 years
The @bdunkelman is so mad:
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8 years
I've been watching this for about an hour now:
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7 years
You need a couch upgrade, @brucegreene ?
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4 years
Well, don't leave us hanging – was it a boy or a girl?
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9 years
I love seeing @GavinFree regret agreeing to watch movies with @bgibbles . #RTPodcast
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