Just passed a guy jerking off on the side of a busy street in LA. As I approached, he paused to ask me for a cigarette. I told him I don’t smoke. He nodded and went back to the task at hand.
Just opened a package to find Smash Bros! I though someone had sent me a gift but there was no message... Checked my amazon history and I guess I pre-ordered it months ago and just forgot. It was a gift from the ghost of Chris-mas Past!
@_TrevorC
You and Barb are good people and good friends. Barb has talked a lot about how much this has haunted the two of you. When things get better, I’m giving you both a big hug and taking you out to dinner.
Been sleeping on a floor for days as my car is stuck - not that I‘d go home as there’s no heat or water there. Grocery stores are closed so I hiked 2 miles to this gas station. I’m fine (really) bc a desire to vote out
@GregAbbott_TX
gives me fuel. That and those Nutty Butters.
My shaky dryer just knocked over a bunch of cleaning supplies and woke me up. Thinking someone was breaking in, I yelled intimidatingly for 5 minutes before jumping around the corner in my underwear with a wine bottle as my weapon. Thankfully, no one was hurt.
1/2 A high school friend posted this anti-mask image on Facebook. There’s been an unfortunate amount of mixed messaging on the subject from our government, so I replied hoping to appeal to their sense of goodwill. Their response? They blocked me.
I still instinctively check my rooster teeth email multiple times a day even though it’s been deactivated for 3 weeks.
Yeah, it’s sad and all, but also great that no one has emailed me in almost a month.
I’ve seen a lot of comments about the strange creature in the background of my webcam. I’m fostering a pup while I work from home. I call him Booger. He’s got an eye infection so he always looks like he’s stoned and has to wear a stylish cone.
1) I was almost a history major.
2) I believe climate change is the challenge of our time (people should know this about me so expect more posts in the future).
3) I’m book smart but people dumb.
4) I read the comments. All of them.
5) When I make friends I keep them for life.
Today, I’m voting for
@SenSanders
. With the purposeful dropout & coalition of moderates, I will invest in the candidate who’ll fight for Universal Healthcare, the climate, AND has the best shot at overcoming the odds stacked against them. But I still love
@ewarren
.
Today begins a 9 week competition between
@Zachanner
and me to see who can eat the most Olive Garden with our Never Ending Pasta Passes. If I don’t survive, tell my family I can easily be replaced. “When you’re here, you’re family.” -
@olivegarden
#TeamZacharoni
#TeamDemaranara
I have not seen
@MrFarmahini
in person since before COVID and he texted me this randomly the other night. I thought there was some sort of emergency, one that required ice? I was just about to go buy a bag and drive 30 minutes to his house...
Hey
@GregAbbott_TX
, if you take two lasagnas and stack one on top of the other, how does the state of Texas get water and heat to people suffering in sub-freezing weather?
eBay took down the old post bc apparently they have a problem with selling souls. The post is now back up and you can snag it at a super low rate!
#ExtraLife
This isn’t a surprise, or a twist, or unexpected. This is what happens when people who hate and lie are given power and kept in power by hate and lies.
I yawned and stretched my arms in line at a store and accidentally punched an old man in the face. Either god hates me or I’m an instrument of evil in the world.