Chris Demarais @ChrisDemarais Twitter profile

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Chris Demarais

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3 years

We just figured out Blue’s Clues.

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7 years

Bought a banana from the cute girl at the coffeeshop. When she smiled at me all I could think to say was "Bananas. Got to love them." 😐

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This Thanksgiving I was #thankful for the time I got to spend with my family at Olive Garden. #blessed #livelaughlove #whenyourehereyourefamily #bread #heartfailure #achievementhunter

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6 years

Me voting in 2016/Me voting in 2018

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7 years

Forgot it's daylight savings and was really confused how I spent an hour making this waffle.

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6 years

One taught me love One taught me patience One taught me pain

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7 years

Just tried to go through this revolving door that is in fact just windows.

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8 years

For any racist, misogynist, xenophobic or homophobic assholes who use this election as validation for your beliefs, you are WRONG.

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4 years

Please vote for @JoeBiden . Our country can’t handle four more years of what we just witnessed. #PresidentialDebate #2020debate

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8 years

When you're single af and don't have anyone to do a couples costume with.

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6 years

Just passed a guy jerking off on the side of a busy street in LA. As I approached, he paused to ask me for a cigarette. I told him I don’t smoke. He nodded and went back to the task at hand.

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5 years

From conception to terrifying reality in just two pictures.

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7 years

First day of a solo trip around Europe. Things are going great. I've already booked my hotel for tonight in the wrong city.

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4 years

Tired of my mom asking when I’m going to have kids so I told her I’m only having them after she admits climate change is real.

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6 years

Just opened a package to find Smash Bros! I though someone had sent me a gift but there was no message... Checked my amazon history and I guess I pre-ordered it months ago and just forgot. It was a gift from the ghost of Chris-mas Past!

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7 years

That time we had dinner with @piersmorgan

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4 years

@_TrevorC You and Barb are good people and good friends. Barb has talked a lot about how much this has haunted the two of you. When things get better, I’m giving you both a big hug and taking you out to dinner.

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4 years

Been sleeping on a floor for days as my car is stuck - not that I‘d go home as there’s no heat or water there. Grocery stores are closed so I hiked 2 miles to this gas station. I’m fine (really) bc a desire to vote out @GregAbbott_TX gives me fuel. That and those Nutty Butters.

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5 years

Happy birthday to @sorola who is the perfect amount of nice.

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9 years

Tazing @AH_Michael . For the kids.

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7 years

This eclipse is truly beautiful. Our universe is amazing. #SolarEclipse17

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6 years

I have now officially peaked in life.

Rooster Teeth

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6 years

. @JoshtheFlanagan and @ChrisDemarais sit down with the one and only Jeff Goldblum! Watch the full interview here: #JurassicWorldEvolution

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4 years

Y’all remember when we thought a bunch of idiots storming Area 51 was far-fetched?

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5 years

My mom texted me, “I figured out why the dog’s drinking water keeps getting dirty.” #derpydogs

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4 years

I can’t tell if she’s directing or casting a spell in this picture but either way, happy birthday @ElyseWillems .

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4 years

Some friendships are timeless.

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5 years

Unlimited soup and salad... with breadsticks.

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5 years

What would someone have to whisper in your ear for this to happen?

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4 years

My plans. 2020.

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5 years

My spaghetti is crunchy. I think i undercooked it.

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7 years

Love this drawing that @mirzers did of me from this morning :) #RTExtraLife2017

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6 years

It takes a special kind of model to rep @FunhausTeam merch.

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4 years

Well, I’ll be damned. Mexico IS paying for the wall.

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BREAKING: Mexico is considering closing their border with the US to prevent Americans from bringing Coronavirus to Mexico. How the tables have turned!

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4 years

Anyone else feel like they’ve been treading water since March?

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7 years

“I’m going to maintain a more professional online presence in 2018.” ~one day later~ #KyloRenChallenge #starwars #thelastjedi #roosterteeth #starwarsmemes

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9 years

Words cannot describe my love of quokkas. Seriously. We are best friends now. #quokkaselfie http://t.co/8Xwak9pvNd

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6 years

How do I block texts from @realDonaldTrump ?

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Chris Demarais

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4 years

Ben Shapiro is so fragile he couldn’t find a place of comfort in a mattress store on Ecstasy.

Jason S. Campbell

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Ben Shapiro is mad that he can't watch sports anymore because there's too much "politics" in it: "My place of comfort has been removed from me"

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6 years

My shaky dryer just knocked over a bunch of cleaning supplies and woke me up. Thinking someone was breaking in, I yelled intimidatingly for 5 minutes before jumping around the corner in my underwear with a wine bottle as my weapon. Thankfully, no one was hurt.

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5 years

I got drunk one night and accidentally put my almonds in the fridge. Let me tell you — best mistake of my life. Nothing beats a nice cold almond.

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Chris Demarais

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8 years

Have you guys heard about this Eevee hack to control their evolution? Worked for me! Spread the word! #PokemonGO

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5 years

Went to Olive Garden and found this. I don’t know what to do with myself.

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4 years

I miss being young and stupid. Now I’m just stupid.

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Chris Demarais

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4 years

1/2 A high school friend posted this anti-mask image on Facebook. There’s been an unfortunate amount of mixed messaging on the subject from our government, so I replied hoping to appeal to their sense of goodwill. Their response? They blocked me.

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6 years

SOMEONE BUY ME AN OTTER

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3 months

I still instinctively check my rooster teeth email multiple times a day even though it’s been deactivated for 3 weeks. Yeah, it’s sad and all, but also great that no one has emailed me in almost a month.

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6 years

It’s been tough with @BGibbles out sick all week.

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7 years

Congrats to France for not making the same mistake we did.

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Chris Demarais

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10 years

Mourning the loss of a very talented creative, a great friend and an amazing person. You will be missed Monty. http://t.co/vkcXtjheY5

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5 years

We were all instantly greeted as if we were family.

laura lux 🦖🪐

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5 years

crashed @ChrisDemarais & @Zachanner ’s 9 week unlimited olive garden challenge tonight and we dressed fancy for the occasion 😌🍝🥖

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4 years

I think I peaked ten years ago.

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4 years

I’ve seen a lot of comments about the strange creature in the background of my webcam. I’m fostering a pup while I work from home. I call him Booger. He’s got an eye infection so he always looks like he’s stoned and has to wear a stylish cone.

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5 years

1) I was almost a history major. 2) I believe climate change is the challenge of our time (people should know this about me so expect more posts in the future). 3) I’m book smart but people dumb. 4) I read the comments. All of them. 5) When I make friends I keep them for life.

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6 years

They’re so in love.

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9 years

New year of happy.

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7 years

Hey guy who brought the 3D printer with him to work at a coffee shop, you’re not impressing anyone.

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4 years

Never forget.

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6 years

Watching @BGibbles cheer on @Charalanahzard as she played #SmashBrosUltimate was the most entertaining part of #E3 so far.

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9 years

We're the only ones on the flight. It's like a private plane to Fiji. I'm eating all the peanuts.

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Chris Demarais

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4 years

Today, I’m voting for @SenSanders . With the purposeful dropout & coalition of moderates, I will invest in the candidate who’ll fight for Universal Healthcare, the climate, AND has the best shot at overcoming the odds stacked against them. But I still love @ewarren .

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7 years

I’d like to thank @burnie for continuing to allow me to share a birthday with him.

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5 years

Today begins a 9 week competition between @Zachanner and me to see who can eat the most Olive Garden with our Never Ending Pasta Passes. If I don’t survive, tell my family I can easily be replaced. “When you’re here, you’re family.” - @olivegarden #TeamZacharoni #TeamDemaranara

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8 years

Crowd for our @roosterteeth #paxsouth panel was the biggest in history. The mainstream media is not reporting. SAD!

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6 years

I really want a sloth.

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5 years

#2009v2019 - spot the difference.

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6 years

@BGibbles Pay up bitch

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5 years

@AshleyJ @burnie

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5 years

#RIP #bushwickbill #getoboys

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6 years

How did we become Australian souvenirs?

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5 years

The equivalent of a gentleman’s handshake at @olivegarden . #NeverEndingPastaChallenge #teamdemarinara #teamzacharoni

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6 years

Walked into my the new office I share with @JonRisinger to find this horror. I told him we could only hang up his pupper if we used a noose.

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6 years

Who wore it better? #RWBY #Yang #cosplay #rwbycosplay #rwbyyang #roosterteeth #crapcosplay

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6 years

Do not disrespect me in my house.

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6 years

"Professor nerd..." @BGibbles @ChrisDemarais #RTExtraLife #ForTheKids

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4 years

I have not seen @MrFarmahini in person since before COVID and he texted me this randomly the other night. I thought there was some sort of emergency, one that required ice? I was just about to go buy a bag and drive 30 minutes to his house...

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5 years

But what if your shit don’t stink?

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6 years

A caterpillar transforming into a beautiful butterfly.

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5 years

@JonRisinger Hate to bust your bubble but they want you to be robin.

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8 years

I pushed the dolly on this shoot. No idea I'd end up directing the episode of #Day5 for it 4 years later #TBT #RTX

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7 years

I'll tell you when you're sufficiently charged, bitch. Get back in low power mode.

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6 years

I’ve finally found someone who gets me.

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8 years

Two #streamy wins! Best Action/SciFi for #Day5 and Best Cinematography for #slowmoguys #youtubespacela

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4 years

Hey @GregAbbott_TX , if you take two lasagnas and stack one on top of the other, how does the state of Texas get water and heat to people suffering in sub-freezing weather?

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9 years

Friendship according to @BGibbles http://t.co/2UYCEpIMuT

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6 years

I was drunk last night when I tweeted this but I stand by my decision.

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6 years

Good thing you didn’t miss that important update.

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Chris Demarais

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7 years

If you voted Trump you may not be racist yourself but you're on the same political side as those who are. Please consider that next election

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If you think that Trump hasn't emboldened racists in America, then you are part of the problem. #Charlottesville

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10 years

I am not a smart man. http://t.co/jc69DUjHi5

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7 years

Scared two ladies nearly to death when I hopped into their car thinking it was my friend's car. What have you done today?

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7 years

Give this man a pat on the back. @JoshtheFlanagan @RoosterTeeth

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5 years

Milky Way is just a poor man’s Snickers.

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One has to go. Forever. Which one do you choose?

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5 years

eBay took down the old post bc apparently they have a problem with selling souls. The post is now back up and you can snag it at a super low rate! #ExtraLife

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8 years

What a beautiful day in Austin Tx! #WomensMarch #womansmarchaustin #austin

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4 years

This isn’t a surprise, or a twist, or unexpected. This is what happens when people who hate and lie are given power and kept in power by hate and lies.

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Chris Demarais

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6 years

Whenever I feel depressed I remind myself that I have enough Star Wars socks for two weeks of wear and it makes everything better.

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7 years

@bdunkelman Teased.

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8 years

#tbt July 21, 2011 back at the old @RoosterTeeth office.

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5 years

I yawned and stretched my arms in line at a store and accidentally punched an old man in the face. Either god hates me or I’m an instrument of evil in the world.

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Chris Demarais

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8 years

Woke up and discovered I've been officially verified on Twitter. I'm a big boy now.