Blaine Gibson @BGibbles Twitter profile

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Blaine Gibson

@BGibbles

5 years

I know I’m late to the party, but I just started playing Doom and it’s all I can think about now.

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Of course I’d find him at Chipotle

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@GregAbbott_TX You’re a worthless leader. Absolute dog shit. Lifting the mask mandate will result in so many unnecessary deaths you dumb mother fucker.

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5 years

Where the fuck is my lasagna?

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4 years

*Sigh* #Doom

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4 years

Welcome to The Future.

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5 years

Dis my best friend, Dutch. Please say hi to him.

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4 years

gamer testing their new internet

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5 years

This is the sweetest shit I’ve ever seen

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5 years

It’s New Year’s Day and this needs to be said. Veteran Gym Patrons: Be kind to new members, you were in their shoes once. New Gym Patrons: Be aware of your surroundings and abide by the rules. Pokémon Gym Patrons: Use Flamethrower against Venusaur, it’s super effective.

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4 years

I jokingly asked Gus about the rich backstory of Animal Crossing and...

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5 years

Got myself a pup this weekend. He likes meeting new people and dogs, going to drive-in movies, his stuffed koala bear, and naps. Everybody meet Dutch! Shoutout to @pawsshelter for helping me find this perfect boy.

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4 years

Crazy how dentists, surgeons, and painters wear masks for hours at a time while performing delicate tasks but idiots refuse to wear them in public because the CO2 is bad to breathe in and it’s uncomfortable on their faces. Stop being a selfish excuse-making turd and wear a mask.

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6 years

I made a commercial for my hotel gym

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5 years

When Mom threatens to take away the Xbox because you won’t listen to her

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4 years

COVID ruined my very normal holiday tradition of going to bars in my hometown and drinking alone with the hope of running into an old high school classmate so that they can see how jacked I am now.

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7 years

@realDonaldTrump Your prayers and condolences won’t do shit to prevent this from happening more in the future. Use your power and reform gun control or you’ll be making this same stupid fucking tweet again and again and again.

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4 years

Going to entertain the @TexasGasService social media team until they tell their boss to turn my gas back on.

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5 years

Found a girl on Hinge a few days ago, her profile picture was taken in front of the first Starbucks. I asked what it was like to complete her pilgrimage to white girl Mecca. She still hasn’t responded.

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6 years

It’s a bird, it’s a plane...

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6 years

Janitor just walked in on me working late in the writer’s room while my headphones were on. We scared each other so bad that we both yelled, then I farted. We went back to work pretending the interaction never happened. So how’s your night going?

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@BGibbles

5 years

Chernobyl is a very good show, I can’t wait for season 2. *reads history book* Shit.

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@BGibbles

5 years

Ikumi Nakamura is my soulmate and I love her. #E3

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4 years

End credits for the future Rooster Teeth biopic

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5 years

New Year Pro Tip: PURPOSEFULLY do something embarrassing day 1 so that it all goes uphill from there. That’s why I INTENTIONALLY slipped in the sauna and landed on my bare ass in front of 7 dudes. It was by STRATEGIC, CALCULATED DESIGN that I DELIBERATELY fell on my naked ass.

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5 years

I really liked #StarWarsTheRiseofSkywalker ! I don’t give a fuck about your opinion just like you shouldn’t give a shit about mine! K byyyyyye!

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6 years

Organizing cards like an adult... who is also a child.

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4 years

My family is sharing their “I Voted” pictures.

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6 years

The perfect gym partner doesn’t exi- -

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5 years

Relationship status:

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4 years

Every Democrat taking their “I Voted” selfie this election.

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6 years

My childhood dog passed away today at the ripe old age of 16. Luckily my climbing gym lets people park their pups outside. I went down the row and gave each of these good boys proper belly rubs.

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6 years

The cycle is complete, another has begun. What was young is now old. What was old is now new. #HappyBirthday

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@BGibbles

5 years

Give me a Pixar movie about these two going on an adventure together right. Fucking. NOW.

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@PeccaryNotPig

5 years

A coyote and a badger use a culvert as a wildlife crossing to pass under a busy California highway together. Coyotes and badgers are known to hunt together. 🎥Peninsula Open Space Trust

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4 years

Please note: The Last of Us Part II is rated M for Mature. If threatening someone’s life over a video game seems okay to you, ask a parent to help you find a game that’s rated E or perhaps E10+.

Neil Druckmann

@Neil_Druckmann

4 years

You can love or hate the game and share your thoughts about it. Unfortunately too many of the messages I've been getting are vile, hateful, & violent. Here are just a handful of them (feel it's important to expose.) Trigger Warning: transphobic, homophobic, anti-Semitic, etc.

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5 years

Can’t believe Microsoft got Jesus Christ to present at their press conference #E3

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5 years

I just asked a girl on Hinge if she got her Star Wars tickets yet and she stopped responding. I guess we’re not getting married.

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5 years

My nephew just asked if the man in the poster was “Uncle Bubba” (me). So MY day is made.

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3 years

I’m fully vaccinated and I’m still gonna wear a mask. I haven’t been sick in over a year, masks work.

The Associated Press

@AP

3 years

BREAKING: U.S. health officials say fully vaccinated Americans don't need to wear masks outdoors anymore unless they are in a big crowd of strangers.

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5 years

Gamer Boy Bath Water, now for sale

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3 years

Tore the SHIT out of my BICEP because I WORKOUT TOO GODDAMN MUCH. Time to get a NEW BICEP that’ll be STRONGER so I can LIFT A FUCKING BUS.

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4 years

Some 10 year old who’s birthday wish was to have a snow day on Monday is staring at his hands whispering, “what have I done?”

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@BGibbles

4 years

Onto my next adventure. Would like to thank my Rooster Teeth family for 7 awesome years, minus the last two days of this Lasagna Hell.

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@RoosterTeeth

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3 years

Changing my tune from, “please stop moving to Texas because I can’t get a table at my favorite restaurant” to “please move here from your blue states en masse so that we can vote Texas out of the fucking dark ages”.

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5 years

Got an email from a hacker who says he has webcam footage of me jerking off and that he’ll send it to all my friends unless I pay a ransom. Now I’m no businessman, but I’m pretty sure my friends would pay NOT to see that. Make them pay the ransom and send me a cut.

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5 years

Favorite thing I’ve said to my dog today: “Dutch, don’t eat that cigarette! We don’t eat butts, we eat ass.”

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4 years

It’s nice to hear from family

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4 years

Me figuring out how to convert anxiety into energy

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6 years

Just saw #InfinityWar . Bold claim, but I’m pretty sure this is our generation’s Empire Strikes Back.

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5 years

My dog just yawned and then ran into a wall. He’s perfect.

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3 years

You drink the Big Blue...the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You drink the Big Red...you stay in Wonderland, and piss the bed.

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4 years

Getting an oil change this morning and saw this piece of shit broken down on the side of the road

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6 years

@NickJFuentes You’re gonna get your ass beaten by a woman my dude. And from the looks of it you won’t be able to put up much of a fight.

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3 years

I’ll never forget the day I became a man: Some absolute monster bodybuilder watched me leg press about 6-hundo, nodded his head with approval, then asked me to spot him on bench.

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5 years

If a tremor hits your city today it’s because I’m on my second cold brew and I’m BENCH PRESSING. T H E P L A N E T. E A R T H.

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@BGibbles

5 years

Now that the first Rascal sketch is out I can finally share my lewds. If you haven’t already, go watch #ArizonaCircle . 100,000 retweets and I’ll show my hairy ass.

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6 years

tree’s up

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6 years

Date night with my bestie

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5 years

I finally found my t-shirt size

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5 years

For my 29th birthday I decided to rent out a drive-in theater and play “Predator”. I could think of no better way of celebrating life than by watching one of my favorite movies with some of my favorite people. Now if you’ll excuse me, I need to go to the gym.

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@BGibbles

5 years

I hate Mondays.

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6 years

I love my job I love my @RoosterTeeth family I love @RTXEvent I love our incredible community I love @FunhausTeam I love @KindaFunnyVids I love @OfficialSP7 I love you Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go eat @homeslicepizza with my beautiful girlfriend @Charalanahzard

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2 years

The number of stars I’m giving #PreyMovie

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5 years

My Hero Quackademia

Back in BotW Hell

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5 years

THERE IS A BAKUGOU DUCK.

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4 years

Is there any caloric value to eating ass?

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6 years

Just landed in London and none of the locals can point me to the talking bears. I’ve seen the Paddington and Pooh movies. I know you people have them. I’M AMERICAN AND I DEMAND TO SEE THE TALKING BEARS.

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3 years

I had to put an ice pack on my face after this

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@BGibbles

4 years

“No officer, do not read me my Miranda Rights. My name is Ted, NOT Miranda.”

Senator Ted Cruz

@SenTedCruz

4 years

By rejoining the Paris Climate Agreement, President Biden indicates he’s more interested in the views of the citizens of Paris than in the jobs of the citizens of Pittsburgh. This agreement will do little to affect the climate and will harm the livelihoods of Americans.

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5 years

Welcome to America, where getting a free education is like winning the fucking lottery.

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5 years

3 UT Austin students surprised with free tuition during ‘Tonight Show’ taping

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6 years

Dating pro-tip: don’t enter a committed relationship with a food truck. After a year of seeing each other my favorite coffee place just ghosted me. I’m glad you didn’t meet my parents. Enjoy your new neighborhood you goddamn cheater.

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6 years

Me, @JonRisinger , and @elliswes went to Disney World to find our fourth band member.

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4 years

My 30th birthday is coming up and if anyone tries to throw me one of those quarantine parades in front of my apartment I’ll throw eggs at their car.

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3 years

I was asked to review the anesthesiologist after my surgery. I don’t know what they expected…

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5 years

Who wore it better? Just kidding, Dutch wore it better you idiot.

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6 years

This one deer kept following @TheMilesLuna around and shoving him in the ass.

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5 years

Welp. #DetectivePikachu wrecked me. I felt like I was 9 years old, getting my first Pokémon card (Machop) and starting Pokémon Blue on my brand new turquoise Game Boy. The story isn’t any Casablanca, but it’s so incredibly wholesome and feel-good that I didn’t care.

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4 years

@_TrevorC I’m sorry your personal life has been put on display like this, Trev. You and Babs are like family and you guys have handled this situation like champs. Love you man.

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Some of my dipshit neighbors threw a party on the roof of the parking garage. No social distancing, no masks, just a bunch of assholes acting like they’re in a bud light commercial. Guys, don’t do this. It’s only gonna prolong this fucking nightmare.

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4 years

We’ve been gaslit for so long we don’t know if we should be excited or if it’s bullshit

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5 years

A L L H A I L M Y D O G E

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3 years

Me running to Buckinhgam Palace to check on Miss Elizabeth

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3 years

A smol gentleman dachshund flagged me and Dutch down during our walk tonight. He calmly lead us to his house and we managed to get in contact with his owner who was shocked he somehow got out. Very wholesome experience, 10/10 would do again.

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@BGibbles

5 years

I need a movie where they play older/younger versions of the same people. It’s perfect.

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not sure what to do with this information

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I love my dog. There’s an insane thunderstorm going on in Austin and Dutch hasn’t barked or whined once. He is, however, being extra cuddly and alert. Proud of my brave boy.

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@BGibbles

6 years

Alright @Ubisoft , WE’RE ON TO YOU. #RainbowSixSiege

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5 years

Sweat Pants Spider-Man was this Halloween’s Harley Quinn.

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4 years

✨Fun✨ icebreakers to ask on a future first date: -Do you prefer cats or dogs? -What kind of music do you enjoy? -Between March 2020 and the release of the vaccine did you attend any large indoor weddings, parties, bar gatherings, festivals, concerts, baby showers, Trump ral-

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6 years

Pro-Tip: If you’re on a first date and the person you’re with is rude to the waiter, they’re probably not worth a second date. And if you’re the one being rude to the waiter, go fuck yourself.

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@BGibbles

5 years

Hit me up if you need a babysitter

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5 years

Played video games and watched Bladerunner with my best friend tonight. This year is off to an excellent start.

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5 years

Just got back from a date. It went well, except for that bit when a bird flew by and shit on my face.

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5 years

Just had a realization while rewatching Thor Ragnarok: Thor and Loki find Odin chilling in Norway. Odin comments on the land’s beauty and tells Thor to remember it. Then in Endgame that location is New Asgard. These movies have so much rewatchability it’s insane.

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3 years

Me: Babe, Betty White died. Girlfriend: HOW? Me: …She was 99 Girlfriend: Yeah but how did she die?? Me: DOING BACKFLIPS, I DON’T KNOW??

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5 years

I’m absolutely BLASTING the Mulan soundtrack at the gym and the song that plays during the hair cutting scene fucks me up every time. Bout to cry during these squats, folks.

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4 years

Anxiety is “liking” someone’s sweet and thoughtful tweet about a family member who passed away, then worrying that they’ll assume you “liked” the fact that someone died.

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@BGibbles

6 years

@JonRisinger No. THIS is Gavin. HE is a good boy. TO HELL WITH YOUR DAY.

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@BGibbles

4 years

Sure Biden is implementing a bunch of Covid policies, but has he started a new branch of the military? Where is Time Force?

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6 years

Binge watched Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood and absolutely loved it. Really thankful @Charalanahzard got me interested in anime, I would have missed so many beautiful stories without her. Speaking of beautiful: Armstrong is my new favorite fictional character. I love him.

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