Explain to me how leaving a $4 tip when I buy the $18 alfredo makes me look like a nice guy to the servers, but leaving $4 on the $60 porterhouse does not when both services require handing me a single plate
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Because I might be asymptomatic and don't wanna feel accountable if they end up getting covid while they're visiting and end up with serious health issues or die because they weren't vaccinated.