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@RanTeeThree

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The original left loathing minarchist. “Bastard love child of Lemmy and Margaret Thatcher”, “Potato whore”. Professional comedian (as yet unpaid).

Joined February 2021
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@nexta_tv 😂😂😂😂😂 I know when I'm spying I always keep the national anthem and flag of the country I'm spying for nearby
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@SouthDallasFood I absolutely hate food waste. What a jerkoff.
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@RonEng1ish Hear me out, this is not a bad idea. They could have segregated flights, it'd really reduce the terror threat.
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@Lordflashh3art When a rape allegation is taken to the media and not the police, it has to raise suspicions about its motive
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@TOGAjano21 Zero sympathy. They should've stayed at home.
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@Charlie533080 @IDF If they'd raped and murdered their wives and children in front of them before executing them, they'd be getting close to October 7. But they didn't. They arrested Hamas terrorists. Honestly, nobody can make up fake grief more than a Hamas supporter when they're being defeated
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I would love to meet the prick that invented this
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When HMRC sends me a bill for £100k I’m going to pay them £6000 and call the matter closed
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@T4HIRKH4N @RonEng1ish My shoes don’t go through an x-Ray machine because they think I’ve been drinking
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@TheOnlyGuru This is my face after shaving and using a shitload of foundation
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@EmbassyofRussia @mfa_russia @thevaibhavag @jacksonhinklle @mahasharampedi @insightfactor @MorningShot1 @IOL @TheStar_news @TheCitizen_News @BDliveSA This is a disgusting lie. You know full well that russia shot down that aircraft. The fact that you try to pin it on Ukraine is the lowest, most disgusting, reprehenible lie. You have no shame. You are a country of fascists, terrorists and murderers. Appalling.
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@Lordflashh3art I had this t-shirt made for such occasions. I do however use both whole and ground cumin in my beef chilli.
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@supertanskiii In reality the boat would be full of men and Albanian drug dealers
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10 months
The only chocolate assortment left at Sainsbury’s- looks like they’ve finally killed off this shit brand of horrendous wax poverty sugar lump cack wraps. Not even the ignorant residents of Lewisham are fooled by the new lows of shit quality.
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@EricMMatheny Yes, this clip is nicely cut to remove the bit before. He’s talking about if Ukraine doesn’t win, then War will eventually come to NATO
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@squatsons Because Hitler provided strong evidence of what happens when you appease dictators.
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@therealmissjo @JohnLewisRetail Delivered by a trans Santa wearing a BLM shirt
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@KirstieMAllsopp Let me get this right, you have a huge detached house AND a (no doubt expense) apartment in London and you’re condescending about people that live in detached houses? This is not the win you think it is.
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@mfa_russia At least he's still alive
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@AndrewMeyerson @RishiSunak You need to rethink your messaging. Condescendingly comparing yourselves to people whom you think are ‘beneath you’ isn’t doing you any favours. You just sound arrogant and petulant.
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You can never have too much bacon
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@JamesHeartfield Quite right too. Us men need our safe spaces. Unless we feel like putting on a dress, then we can use yours too.
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"I picked a fight with the biggest bloke in the pub. I didn't expect him to break every fucking bone in my body." Hamas learns about the dildo of consequences
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Senior Hamas official Mousa Abu Marzouk explains: “Nobody could have anticipated the consequences of our October 7th attack. We didn’t expect a barbaric world war to be launched against us” Well…
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@jed_mercurio @ITVX I don't need drama whitewashing the facts, which are very different. This had to be done as drama because it's the only means of avoiding the damning proof that the pandemic was barely a pandemic and that it was used as a tool for authoritarianism, and social control.
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@CentricDannny @sentdefender That's a Russian Pantsir
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Today is vegan school lunch day at Rantlet 2’s school. She asked me if I could make a smoked beef rib bagel for her lunch.
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@Architectolder I worked here, the whole area is interesting. The blend of ancient and modern really works.
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@igorsushko I don’t actually care. If this is true or not, I just love the Mythos developing of him being a crybaby poopiepants
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Is it me or is ramadan suddenly getting the sort of publicity it's never had before?
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@narrative_hole Yeah, because a cruise missile doesn’t produce any fragments when it destroys a building, all the walls remain pristine.
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@DarthPutinKGB I read his biography a couple of years ago and it remains one of the most powerful books I’ve ever read. Pilecki was an absolute hero and a gentleman. He volunteered to go into Auschwitz, he was one of the few to escape, fought the Nazis in the Warsaw uprising. Total hero.
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@InsaneRealitys I thought she lost it when she went down, but then she turned it into the throw and a pin. Brilliant.
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@CynicalPublius 1. Incorrect. Far right groups garnered 2.5% of the vote 2. No such promise was made, NATO membership is voluntary 3. So was Ronald Reagan 4. A failure in Ukraine will destroy US influence and open the door to China in Taiwan 5. Just send weapons 6. This is true.
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First Easter bacon butty of the year lads
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@NOELreports Hostomel - where the VDV got ripped a new one and never recovered.
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@jennineak @TweetrHandle Translation: I don’t let my total ignorance get in the way of my antisemitism
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Only fucking wronguns eat smooth Branston
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Every desperate left wing cunt going in about Farage and how he “would’ve been on the side of the Nazis” - make no mistake, Farage is far closer to the views of 1940’s Britain because Britain of that era wasn’t absolutely full of weak, wet cunts.
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@Lordflashh3art @wef_uk @NSPCC NSPCC: hello, NSPCC helpline, how can I help? Child: my parents mistreat me and sexually abuses me. One of them shows me their penis and says I should be a girl NSPCC: which parent Child: My mother NSPCC: there is no safeguarding risk here <click>
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@emmaroc33249448 @PM_ViktorOrban Hi, My name is Emma, I don't know what I'm talking about.
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@BBCPolitics A Labour PM that isn't safe amongst a bunch of working class football fans. Tells you everything you need to know.
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@finnualabuckley I think the correct conclusion is that your opinions are in the minority
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@nexta_tv They said they weren't going to attack Ukraine
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@Lordflashh3art Honestly, I have sat in these creative meetings. The initial concept was inevitably something like - 'do Christmas your way' and then the layering of neo clichés started to happen. "Yes, of course it needs to be diverse" said Crispin, the gay art director....
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@RachelReevesMP Are you serious? Carbon capture is not a real industry.
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@EarthshotPrize @jacindaardern This is an appalling decision. You have alienated so many with this choice. Not only that, you’ve torpedoed the royal family with your politics. They had a slim chance of surviving after Elizabeth, now we know where they stand.
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@thinking_manc Awesome news! Imagine beating the boss at such a young age, he can do anything now.
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@YouGov You have just shown an incredible ability to reach a conclusion that your survey doesn’t support. Yes, I do want local amenities, but not at the cost of being fined for going elsewhere. Nobody supports 15 min cities.
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@NoMoreNATO When russia blames Ukraine you definitely know it was russia
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@BernieSpofforth As a father of two girls, if this was me I would conclude justice not to be done. I would make other arrangements.
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@FightHaven What is it with your videos that they never play properly?
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@BrookePirouznia @MythinformedMKE Oh I dont know, a dude in his 30’s wearing a dress cosplaying a caricature of a woman and getting treated like he’s Jesus just doesn’t sit right with a lot of people. Especially women who live a women’s life every day and don’t get to go on chat shows to talk about it.
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Fuck your small business Fuck your kids’ education Fuck your mental health Fuck your high taxes to pay for it Fuck your vaccine deaths Fuck everyone else that worked Let’s all simp for people that perpetuated the hysteria over nothing.
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@TheOnlyGuru If it's just about the feelings, why do you have to dress up as a pantomime woman?
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@RB_Tradingltd @PicturesFoIder LOL, consistently one of the least reliable vehicles in the UK for the last decade
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@nexta_tv It’s designed to hit aircraft carriers and is extremely innaccurate against land targets. Russia knows this, but doesn’t care who it kills.
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@wartranslated Give Ukraine Tomahawks
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@fopminui @historyinmemes The ship sank because of a decision late in its construction to add a second gun deck, which raided the centre of gravity of the ship. A gust of wind caused the ship to keel over.
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@EarthshotPrize @jacindaardern If you every wanted to nail your colours to the mast of authoritarianism then this is the way to do it. Just another NGO shilling for the WEF and the one world government. The royal family paying their dues so they're not swept aside in the new world order.
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@NoMoreNATO Like Afghanistan (twice)? Or the first Chechen War? Or the Russo-Japanese war? Or the Crimean War?
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@CB_onUkrRu @RonEng1ish I'm not talking about on the same aircraft.
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@secretsqrl123 I'd be generous and say maybe 40 that are mission capable. Now would be the time for NATO to start 24x7 probing missions and start wearing down airframes and pilots.
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@WeLoveNATO @Red_Birb_ Thing is, the level of insane bullshit that comes out of Moscow, this is relatively believable
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@LouHaigh If you think train strikes are bad now, just wait.
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Why have the Manchester airport blokes not been charged? Even if there’s a copper under investigation it doesn’t change the facts that they assaulted police officers. Could it be the police are afraid of the backlash? For as long as they’re not charged we have a 2 tier system.
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I sense the ban hammer approaching
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@secretsqrl123 Ukraine doesn’t even need to build drones. Just fly unarmed RC aircraft over the city and Russia will level Belgorod with their own air defence
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@AlanWattRIP @WarMonitors 🤣😂🤣😂🤡🤡🤡🤡
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@Lordflashh3art Sorely in need of more diversity coordination. All this negative press about flooded rivers is purely down to systemic racism, because they’re brown.
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Turns out the guy who calls rugby 'child abuse' has written dozens of papers on how men should be more gay and sport should be more gay. He looks exactly as I expected and is American.
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@LGBwiththeT Funny how a movement for acceptance and inclusion has become one of aggression and alienation
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@AlternatNews Russia is using old men and women
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Tell me that it’s not hysterical fear porn
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@infiloop2 @RishiSunak So banks can ban Jews, or gay people, or trans people, or union members, or black people, or climate activists from having bank accounts because a bank doesn't agree with them?
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@JoeBrolly1993 Well done for pointing out that Ireland had problems enough without adding to them with unfettered immigration
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@UAWeapons The interesting thing about this is that they illuminated it before firing and the tank's laser detection system did nothing. It's supposed to automatically pop smoke.
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@TheOnlyGuru Shhhhhh, if this encourages them to leave....
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@nickdearden75 Yeah, Hamas love a good music festival
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@crazyclipsonly It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog
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@AndyTech99 It’s less than 5.5k in reality - after you factor in things like pension and healthcare. London rental will put you back about £1800pm, the. Add council tax, energy, water, travel, insurance, etc. you’d probably be lucky to bank £1500 even if you lived like a hermit
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@Jpd54ish @Lordflashh3art Everything about your profile screams ‘cunt’, so excuse me if I just ignore you
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@Jamin2g Absolutely destroyed him. This is the BBC all over. Their news and current affairs is based on assertion and assumption and then they ask people to speak to that assertion with the premise that it's fact.
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@squatsons so dropping iron bombs on a densely populated city. Got it.
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@Gerashchenko_en Or that ‘Novo Rossia’ is actually owned by the Tartars as well. The map also shows St Petersburg as belonging to the Swedes
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@danwootton This is just appalling. It was not the best post, but she deleted it within an hour and she's a bloody childminder, of course she was angry about what had just happened to innocent children. Being sent to jail for this is an absolute outrage. We live in a police state.
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@secretsqrl123 All that will be achieved is signalling to America's allies that no matter how good an ally you think you are, the US cannot be relied upon anymore. Biden's handlers are isolating the US the same way Trump would. America can no longer be trusted.
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@Otto_English Because taxpayers aren’t paying for Farage. It’s not difficult to work this out
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@TheOnlyGuru @alzheimerssoc That has really upset me. My mum has alzheimers, I know how hard it is being forgotten by your own mother. I don't need an advert telling me that. All it does is tell people that if you're diagnosed with Alzheimers you will just become an unbearable burden. This is appalling.
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83% of illegal migrants coming across the channel are male. One boat sinks and all the victims are women. That seems curious.
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@Tendar Russia: Patriot is inconsequential and makes no difference Also Russia: we will burn through our dwindling missile stocks to try take it out
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@ChaponaBike123 Looks like we don't need cycle lanes. That would be helpful.
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@DasRgen4 @Penyrheolgerrig Yeah, what with all that heavy snow in Iraq
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@UKLabour Give it a rest. We know your party is owned by islamists
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@WarMonitors Note how he distinguishes between’Crimea’ and ‘Russia’ - even in their own minds Crimea is not Russia
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Jesus fucking Christ. Our energy security is going to be absolutely fucked by Miliband fantasies. Where is all this steel going to come from now that we don't make any?
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