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@maximum_chips

1 year

as one of the several dozen people who don't live in the united states, i already have an app that does bank transfers, and it's called my fucking bank

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The sheer insanity of the situation.

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It’s just incredible that Israel bombs an Iran consulate and the response of Western leaders is to start shouting at Iran. Like does anyone stop and this hey this is fucking insane guys what the fuck

Globe Eye News

@GlobeEyeNews

5 months

French President Emmanuel Macron: I warned Iran not to attack Israel.

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It’s not that this is a perfect Australian accent, it’s that this a perfect accent of someone who grew up in Melbourne’s eastern suburbs. Just awestruck

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New Zealand is concerned at reports that Iran is planning a retaliatory strike against Israel. We strongly urge regional actors to exercise maximum restraint and avoid escalation.

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@AM_Pines call me old fashioned but I do my banking with my bank

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This is hating on apocalyptic level. "I called your tailor" is some shit Ashurbanipal would say to a king whose city he'd just reduced to a thin layer of ash. There is no get back. This man and his deeds have just been removed from the historical record

derek guy

@dieworkwear

1 year

@jacksonhinklle I got my info from your tailor and from the photos you posted. I called him to ask him about his process. Even he said that his base price is not the full bespoke standard, although he can do that if asked.

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10 months

Gal Gadot is a bit like Joe Biden because even though she’s complicit in genocide she can’t act

Quds News Network

@QudsNen

10 months

Israeli actress Gal Gadot will organize a screening of a propaganda 47-minute video provided by the Israeli military in #LA and #NY . #US

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2 months

Laugh but those 196 votes add up to over 2,000 twitter accounts

Lilah TheyPG 💜 🇵🇸

@LilahRPGtt

2 months

Kellie-Jay Keen aka Posie Parker only got 196 votes :)

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honestly what would you rather. this kid who did okay not brilliantly, or the woman who is about to write the most essential cultural theory paper of the post 911 era about reclaimed bodies and the liminal meniscus of deracialised urban authenticities? I know where I stand

Quibián Salazar-Moreno 🇵🇦

@q_salazar

16 days

J Attack is trying to redeem Australia after yesterday's representation... 🤣 #BreakingForGold #Olympics

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Oh they’re big mad he wasn’t an Arab

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@actualAlexJames

4 months

@MickamiousG Rumours are that he frequented trans events too.

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The boomer message that they were able to buy a house because they worked hard and were frugal is a product of a world where working hard and being frugal could actually get you a house, and absolutely no amount of information will convince them that world is gone forever

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Mobilising this many people in the streets for 39 weeks straight, and this is one city of hundreds around the world. Every weekend. For nine months. Finding it hard to fathom how this constitutes “a non issue” to some people

unassimilated italian immigrant 🌶🇵🇸

@gnostic_bf

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Melbourne/Naarm, Week 39 🇵🇸

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Everyone in the comments losing it at Aussies for talking about how hot Australia is. “Houses in the UK aren’t built for the heat”. Lol. Lmao. Aussie houses aren’t built for the heat. They’re built for rental returns

The Mirror

@DailyMirror

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UK to be blasted by 48 hour 26C heatwave with five cities in England the hottest

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5 months

this is the white house said they'd seen photos of the beheaded babies

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

5 months

JUST IN: The 🇺🇲 White House says there is no evidence that the 🇮🇱 IDF hit aid workers deliberately

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American [in a country created through political violence, that got its independence through political violence, that perfected the conduct of political violence by being engaged in political violence for the entire duration of its existence]: what are we, a bunch of Arabs

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9 months

It’s amazing how “we get to kill as many people as we want and nobody’s allowed to fight back” is the default serious and rational position of western journalists. They can only imagine armed resistance, however clandestine, as the expression of some intrinsic lust for violence

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3 years

If nothing else, this djokovic affair has proved once and for all that when it comes to the Australian courts, you get as much justice as you can afford

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11 months

we need to call a moratorium on articles where empirically rich people say they're not rich

‘I’m not rich, I’m a single mum’: Airbnb tax hits property owners

Leanne Taylor is a 47-year-old solo mother of two teenagers who is battling to get ahead – something made harder by Daniel Andrews’ 7.5 per cent short-term rental tax, the first in the country.

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2 years

My only Shane Warne story is when some workmates and I decided to go and visit this buffet restaurant at Southbank because everyone agreed buffets are great. Well Shane must have agreed as well because there he was filling up plate after plate of prawns. Nothing but prawns

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10 months

This might be a controversial take but if you shit your pants when you see arabic script maybe people shouldn’t take your insights about middle eastern geopolitics seriously

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@simon_schama

10 months

looks v much like ISIS flags - nice example of the secular democratic state we can look forward to once Israel is wiped out

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3 years

who's going to tell Morrison "April Sun in Cuba" is a communist anthem

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3 years

remember when everywhere you went there were wedges with sour cream and sweet chilli. didn't matter what type of venue. this was the dish. no reason

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9 months

there's a fucking boycott divestment sanctions campaign with very clear messaging about which businesses to actively boycott, you can't just be like "uh the person who owns this shop seems jewish, let's slap one of these up" come the fuck on. people have no discipline or analysis

Ross

@RossDoesHisBest

9 months

Call me old fashioned but I don't think sticking these stickers on Jewish owned businesses on Carlisle St is a great look

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5 months

i'm not a real estate agent at a networking event

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@lostbydestiny

5 months

Boys what’s stopping you to dress up like this ??

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Anyone who answers this without talking about the fucking absurd amounts of money we pump into it is lying to themselves

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@franklinleonard

30 days

Why is Australia so good at swimming?

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American: hahahahaha Australians refer to chicken in a burger bun as a “chicken burger” instead of a sandwich!!! They are so strange Also American: *calls the main course an “entree”*

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Love to be a worker in a workplace refusing service to an abusive customer trying to get me to laminate hate speech and filming me without my consent and I wake up to a federal representative of the party of workers baying for my blood

Josh Burns

@joshburnsmp

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There is no excuse for denying Jewish Australians services because of one’s views on the Middle East. That is antisemitism and it must be called out as such. #auspol

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I put it to you that the sentence “I think Yves Saint Laurent here looks better than Australian politician David Littleproud” is an all-timer

derek guy

@dieworkwear

2 months

I'm also not neutral about aesthetics. I think Yves Saint Laurent here looks better than Australian politician David Littleproud. For me, this is not a question about etiquette or "rules." It's about how to create a better look.

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2 years

For some demonic reason the jingle from the 1996 commercial for Decoré shampoo is in my head, and if you’re unlucky enough to remember it, I’m sincerely sorry for what I have just done

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That’s cool, I condemn the phrase “lowest prices are just the beginning”

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@6NewsAU

3 months

#BREAKING 🚨 The Senate has voted 56 to 12 in favour of condemning the phrase "from the river to the sea" just one day after Fatima Payman used it The Coalition-introduced motion was supported by all Labor senators, though Payman was not there #6NewsAU |

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Private health insurance makes me incandescent with rage, I need to cancel this bottom tier care package whereby I pay a private business nearly 150 a month to give myself and my lad access to zero goods and/or services, in return for a marginal tax benefit, because john howard

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say what you will about dan andrews, but occasionally he reminds you that he's one of the only mainstream politicians in this country who in limited circumstances seems to observe some kind of baseline decency. he will get smashed for this

Benita Kolovos

@benitakolovos

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Victoria's premier, Daniel Andrews, says there will not be a state funeral service for George Pell out of respect for victims of institutional child sexual abuse: "I couldn't think of anything that would be more distressing for victim-survivors than that."

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When you forget to change the nutrient slurry in your birthing tank between candidate spawnings

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@halomancer1 No inner world

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1 year

"most landlords actually lose money" is giant 'fuck you renters' code for "most landlords negatively gear their property investments, which costs taxpayers 20 billion dollars annually"

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@MamaCranky Oh don’t get me started on your magical island. You can use contactless visa on the MRT too. Everything is seamless except trying to cross the road with a pram

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3 years

In 2022 we’re going to stop acting like telling people to go to therapy is some glorious act of humanity and treat it like the dehumanising, passive aggressive act of self-congratulation it really is

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@BLCKSMTHdesign

3 years

healing is sexy (quote by @stephenszczerba )

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The thing with saying this is like moving the Coliseum for a car park is that no, this art is 20 times older than the coliseum. This art is twice as old as the cave paintings at Lascaux. Some of it dates from the last ice age. This is some of the oldest art on the planet.

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@kymtje

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There really wasn’t another place for a urea plant on this whole bloody continent?

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2 years

remember when Pauline Hanson tried to climb Uluru to spite the Traditional Owners and she got stuck and started crying?

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America was the only country in history to use nuclear weapons — an atrocity that prompted the entire world to agree that nobody should ever use nuclear weapons again — and their cultural understanding of it is that it was a humanitarian act that saved millions of lives

Quds News Network

@QudsNen

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"We decided to end the war [with Japan] by the bombing of Hiroshima and Nagasaki with nuclear weapons and that was the right decision. Give Israel the bombs they need to end the war that they can’t afford to lose.” US Senator Lindsey Graham suggests nuking Gaza.

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American writing about Australia becomes much easier to understand when you realise they don’t think Australians can read

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1 year

with Margot Robbie all over the news again, I cannot stop thinking about the 2016 Vanity Fair profile of her that my country will never forget

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An American got on here and tried to get into an argument about how Europeans don’t have ice blocks so I’m going to have to mute this and walk away… lol… you all play nice! 🧊🧊🧊🧊🥶

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Foraged these today, not sure what they are… should I serve them to my inlaws tonight y/n 🍄

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2 years

G’day twitter we have a child, I’m officially in my dad era

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1 year

here it is: he bought this website to either make it more right wing or destroy it entirely. he's done both

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1 year

If my landlord were to raise the rent, I would simply use my market power to become homeless

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1 year

@abcnews Rent is soaring for two reasons: 1. Landlords and realestate agents want more money; 2. Tenants are silly enough to accept the high rent prices. It’s a known fact - if demand is not there, prices WILL fall. Home buyers pay massive amounts for basic houses. 🤦‍♂️

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the thing with this communication strategy is it's never the same story, it's multiple different contradictory stories all at once with new ones appearing all the time. the aim is to create the impression that nobody really knows what happened and people are just speculating

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Mental illness anti-stigma campaigns have done jack fuck when it comes to anything more severe than mild episodic depression and anxiety, and in fact the level of stigma surrounding most kinds of severe mental illness has remained more or less constant for decades

Sam Ghali, M.D.

@EM_RESUS

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What’s your unpopular medical opinion that would land you in this position? Drop it in this thread

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Someone just texted in to the ABC to say they’re not interested in a $300 energy rebate because they’re already struggling with their TEN THOUSAND DOLLAR A MONTH MORTGAGE. Bro. If you’re paying 120 grand a year on your mortgage you’ve certainly made some uhhh choices in your life

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2 years

stop expecting waleed aly to be anything other than a conservative. he's conservative, he's always been one and he's never claimed to be anything else. the gotcha demanding that First Nations people cede their sovereignty in order to participate in democracy is par for the course

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4 months

Was about to post something like ‘Has there ever been a more “not now, olympic games” olympic games,’ and i almost immediately realised that yes, there has indeed been a famous and historic “not now, olympic games” olympic games

The Olympic Games

@Olympics

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Closer and closer! Only 100 days to go until #Paris2024 , and we're more excited every day! @Paris2024 | #Paris2024

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2 years

"have a g'day" was the most unsettling possible way to sign off this post

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1 year

It’s cute how when a public figure dies by suicide the media refuses to say that and makes you do a little brain puzzle to work it out

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3 years

My god this is so, so grim

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Man I know it’s often been said but the way News Limited locks onto a target and goes after them until they’re forced to flee the country, go into hiding or top themselves is disgraceful. Like these are irredeemable people who deserve the worst things life can throw at someone

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2 years

Paul Kelly was ahead of his time in that you have to scroll past a whole lot of text to get to his recipe for gravy

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1 year

You’ve gotta hand it to Dan Andrews, at least in terms of what he says to the press, he is holding the line on this issue. It’s remarkable because globally his centre left peers are being pretty shaky on this stuff, if not just being outright fucked cnts

SBS News

@SBSNews

1 year

Daniel Andrews defends drag performances after a Melbourne venue cancelled an event due to threats of violence. The Victorian premier said “the worst of American politics” is creeping into the state. Watch more SBS News videos here:

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Uhhh Rudd bucks was $900 and that was in 2009??? Sounds to me like the pizza’s getting bigger but the mozzarella’s shrinking, if you get my meaning. ScoMo, more like NoDough imho

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Scott Morrison *speaking in tongues* I am the spear of judah. I am sent by The Redeemer to lead his flock into zion, which in this case is the Fadden byelection. I beseech ye, o’ yaweh: bring thine candidate home Senator Payman: god willing I w… Karvelas: SEE??? MUSLIM!!

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9 months

This must be about the mental health of white kids because the idea that slaughtering 15,000 Palestinians of an average age of five might be distressing to Arab kids doesn’t even enter her mind

Allegra Spender

@spenderallegra

9 months

I urge all students to give some thought to the impact their actions may have on the mental health of their classmates, and look for ways to unify. We should all be doing all we can to maintain the social harmony that’s at the heart of this great multicultural country. 3/3 🧵

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If you’ve watched the last eight months of genocide and your takeaway is the Israelis are the ones who don’t have a partner for peace, you’re a demonic psycho who should feel unwelcome everywhere you go. Sorry to the Dan fans but that’s heart of pure carbon shit

JcKh_ 🇵🇸 please stop bombing kids

@JcKh_

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Dan Andrews is a piece of shit

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10 months

This is one of the most disgraceful things I’ve ever seen an Australian politician say

Jon Piccini

@JonPiccini

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Any organisation who works with this man is supporting racial science and eugenics.

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People in the replies need their licences chopped. We need a public education campaign informing drivers what the road rules actually are because when it comes to what they reckon bike riders should be doing half these nitwits just make up whatever’s most convenient for them

9News Melbourne

@9NewsMelb

1 year

A motorist's dash cam has captured the moment a cyclist was flung off his bike after being hit by a BMW on the Princess Highway. The incident occurred last December in Springvale, with the BMW driver eventually stopping and returning to check on the 20-year-old cyclist. #9News

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I took a week off living because I was triggered by will smith spanking chris rock. anyway, here’s a joke about a shooting death that took place on set that definitely a few people in the audience would have witnessed first hand

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

2 years

Amy Schumer reveals one Oscars joke she wasn’t allowed to say — “Don’t Look Up is the name of a movie? More like don’t look down the barrel of Alec Baldwin’s shotgun” “I wasn’t allowed to say any of that, but you can just come up & [slap] someone” (via: )

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what strikes me about these clips is that they can’t even conceptualise how repulsive they’re being. they’re acting like this is the most normal thing in the world, but it’s just so fucking dark. there must be some kind of a collective psychosis at play here

Marwa Fatafta مروة فطافطة

@marwasf

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They are not normal. Psychopaths.

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Genocider__Ho

@salems__thot

1 year

BREAKING NEWS ON JOBSEEKER:

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8 months

Sometimes I wonder why there’s no solidarity from western journalists and then I remember when the IDF obliterated the AP Gaza bureau headquarters and the AP story was “Israel accused by some of bringing down the suspected building we allegedly run our news organisation from”

Ramy Abdu| رامي عبده

@RamAbdu

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Israel has murdered another Palestinian journalist. Ahmad Khairdein lost his life in an Israeli sniper attack in Gaza. This brings the number of killed journalists up to 105.

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vote compass situating the greens party at the absolute extreme top left corner of the political spectrum is a delightful depiction of what abc thinks about the political spectrum and the greens

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1 year

this video of dumb men doing a task as aggressively and unsafely as possible is used as empirical proof for a bewildering array of retrograde bullshit by every coward whose entire job is being racist online

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@Stop_This_Evil

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Another reason why I cannot support transgenderism because a transgender male cannot do this job and neither can a transgender female. 🤔👇

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2 years

Twitter, I have some personal news I’ve been keeping from you all: my partner is in the family way. She is due early August. This is not a bit

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My favourite threads are ones where Americans get into arguments with Australians about what's happening in Australia. Like your standard issue Seppo will appoint themselves an authority on the subject of what's happening in your country, based 100% on the Joe Rogan Experience

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i was talking about the tragedy of death today and someone asked me why i support hamas. i said why don't you distinguish between civilians and combatants. what level of human tragedy will it take for you to care about people's lives. in response they asked me why i support hamas

Casey Wright 🥖🎪

@503i7

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Israel bombed an Egyptian aid truck carrying water to Gaza. Water

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1 year

Smoking weed fucks with your head a lot more than people want to admit

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@xanaxisgod2

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what substance abuse opinions have u like this?

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10 months

It’s just the sense these journalists have of themselves as people who take an analytical and impartial viewpoint and put forward probing questions, when everything that’s coming out of their mouths is this rote repetition of Israeli talking points. A dismal standard of thought

stranger

@strangerous10

10 months

Francesca Albanese calls out #NPC host Tom Connell for not keeping a “straight face” while claiming Israel isn’t targeting civilians just bcoz they warned them to flee. Albanese explains that forcing civilians to flee is not only “unlawful” but there is also “nowhere to go”

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1 year

@OlssonNancy Better in some aspects, worse in many. Just like my own country i guess but bigger and more powerful

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2 years

I don’t care if you’re in Broken Hill or Streatham, 40 degrees is too fucking hot. Everyone lay off the poms, it’s not a joke

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2 years

greens love to do the "we'll make public transport free" thing. how about you fuck off about it. people aren't driving because public transport is too expensive. people are driving because public transport is too infrequent, too unreliable, and doesn't go anywhere they need to be

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1 year

@kingscourtyrd @AM_Pines Lol I don’t pay fees. What year is this? Come to think of it my bank’s paying me like fifty bucks a month

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Booing at AFL games is the perfect illustration of the Australian character: mean and ugly, reflexively abusive towards people who are good at things, and extremely emotional about shit that doesn’t matter

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@maximum_chips

1 year

@abcnews Maybe this is bad

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@maximum_chips

11 months

my most troubling view is that most people don't need a tertiary qualification, employers should be training most workers on the job at their own expense, and that universities have devalued what they're good at by being commercial enterprises dedicated to churning out graduates

ABC News

@abcnews

11 months

"In years gone by, somebody might finish school and get an extra qualification from TAFE or uni that would sustain people through 40 or 50 years of their working life and that's changing ... we need to instil in Australians a culture of lifelong learning." - @JEChalmers #abc730

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@maximum_chips

10 months

Hate it when people politicise the federal parliament

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@maximum_chips

9 months

Looks like the male matildas are back on the menu lads

ABC SPORT

@abcsport

9 months

⚽🇦🇺 A player-led effort with Football Australia matching the players' donation, the Socceroos will donate a portion of their match fees from their World Cup qualifier against Palestine towards humanitarian causes in Gaza. Read more:

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1 year

NIMBYs love to call them luxury apartments and developers love to market them as luxury apartments but it turns out they’re designed to only just meet building code, maximise the number of units per block and the build quality is the worst possible standard they can get away with

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@maximum_chips

4 months

everyone who isn’t blonde is islamist

kristin (she/her)

@kristin8X

4 months

“Dark-haired”??? What the absolute fuck @newscomauHQ

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@maximum_chips

1 year

Lol the no campaign really demonstrating the power of just fuckin saying whatever the fuck you want

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@maximum_chips

3 years

Leaking the work group chat to friendly jordies is a crackers move. Absolute agent of chaos shit

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@maximum_chips

11 months

Real talk though: for all his faults, Dan Andrews was honest with voters and lacked the political cowardice which is standard for most centre left types. He was one of the only mainstream politicians I could name who extended trans and gender diverse people the most basic decency

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@maximum_chips

10 months

I just don’t understand how people aren’t seeing this? Even mutuals still droning on about Hamas?! Like how can you not see what we’re living through in this historical moment and not feel the grief and outrage? Not want to do something to stop it?

Ramy Abdu| رامي عبده

@RamAbdu

10 months

After bombing over 45 bakeries and water stations and preventing food assistance into the Gaza Strip, Israel targeted this morning fishing boats destroying dozens of boats which secures life for hundreds of poor people.

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1 year

Traralgon, Vic

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1 year

our army is not designed for territorial defence. it's designed to be deployed in our allies' foreign wars of aggression. the idea of someone launching a territorial invasion of Australia is so far-fetched that it verges on comical. and yet people still persist with this shit

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10 months

It has a very specific meaning in international law, which is why people use it to describe Israel. Hope this helps ABC!!

Omar Sakr

@omarsakrpoet

3 years

Australia basically invented apartheid but apparently the ABC has banned use of the word for Israel in recent coverage of Israel’s mass murder of Palestinians because “it has a very specific meaning in South African history.” Absolute nonsense.

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@maximum_chips

1 year

Yeah weird pronunciation aside, why does this dog think it’s okay to mock ancient First Nations cultural practices for a cheap laugh?

Fergus Ryan

@fryan

1 year

Crikey gets the Colbert treatment. @crikey_news

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@maximum_chips

24 days

“Our employee thinks genocide is bad, so we disciplined her by sending her to the genocide museum”

Officeworks

@Officeworks

25 days

Officeworks is proud of the inclusive and accepting environment that we have created for our customers and our team members, but we are not proud of the experience that a Jewish customer experienced back in March this year.

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1 year

I put it to you that calling a work meeting with 20 minutes’ notice at 8:40 AM on a Sunday is the behaviour of someone with zero class politics, zero respect for other people and what could charitably be called megalomaniacal tendencies

Hannah McCann

@binarythis

1 year

Absolutely hating the media coverage of the Rugg/Ryan case that suggest it’s simply about Ryan expecting Rugg would work more than Rugg was prepared to. The documents reveal the realities of care work were routinely dismissed by Ryan. For example, these excerpts:

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11 months

I never speak on this but I tell you what, it’s lucky this woman has a spine made out of titanium and a heart like a fucking oxen because one percent of the violence being directed her way is enough to kill a normal person a hundred times over. Go bother Clive Palmer or some shit

Jo Dyer

@instanterudite

11 months

Loving these @yes23au vollies photobombing Lidia’s doorstop. #VoteYes

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4 months

if the "mental health" angle is pursued by the media (the police said he "had mental health", classic police talk for he had a mental illness), I wonder if it's relevant that a guy sleeping in his car or in insecure accomodation would've had virtually no access to MH services

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