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3828 Piermont Dr, Albuquerque
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Lil guy :D
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๐Ÿ’˜๐Ÿ’›Ur softie monstie๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’˜
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Fellas I'm once again thinking about this image of a snake that just looks so sweet and puppy faced
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@AmericaExpanded @Ivotian In nature, its function is to ward off predators, if its warding you off, its doing its job
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@saltysauerkraut Mfw planes don't bounce off a glass buildings and explode like they do in gta but instead actually slam through it so fast it doesn't even have time to start falling apart immediately
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@esjesjesj He previously went out of his way to say that Twitters revenue sucks so he'd never start uploading here, so its very possible he's just gonna roast Elon. We will see
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@TheRealNeoThe The funniest think they could do is make him just completely regular bible jesus while every angel around him keeps talking about their balls
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@MeltedSherb I will never fucking get over this one
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@KatyMontgomerie @GeorgeForth No the one gender is MINE! My precious! You can't have it!
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@SO0u0o Theres species of mushrooms out there with over 20,000 different sexes Clownfish can change their sexes multiple times throughout their lives A majority of animals are hermaphroditic in some way A Sequential Hermaphrodite is a species that can be one or some or all sexes at once
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@XEXEEZY Yes. Its also stolen art from someones Human sans oc
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@MonniTheMoney AI is bad when it: >Steals training material >Is used to replace jobs for cheap trash >Is used for misinformation AI is fine when: >It literally just doesn't do any of those
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@open_sketchbook This isn't even about Warhammer 40k cynicism. This is literally just "Being good is harder than being an exploiter asshole"
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@CatgirlAnarcho Ah yes. As the quote goes "Being bisexual is being into women and one specific type of guy" and our man found his type of guy it seem
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@CATBRAINCELL I love that the entire manga is just based on his own goblin ass cat
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@ArmisDei Shout out once again for the Lgtbq+ movement for having outlasted the Confederacy twice over
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@ShitpostGate "Putting a soyjak next to random words and see who gets mad"
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@shibawri Fellas, is it mysoginistic to do exactly what a woman tells you to do?
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@DisneyAPromos Made by nigerians, for nigerians, set in future nigeria Not avaliable in nigeria
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@Devon_OnEarth Face when the defendant says "Riddle me this"
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@halomancer1 Committing medical malpractice at rates never witnessed before. Their competitor will be that one doctor that achieved a 300% mortality rate during a basic surgery
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@Srirachachau Kojima woke up one morning and realised "Hang on, i think im popular enough to reasonably reach out to people i'm a fan of and have the collaborate with me" and then did it. The self confidence KING
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@ArmisDei Awww did i hurt your feelings? The clown makeup suits you
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@dayofpi This is literally just Salazzle They aren't even hiding the plagiarism
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@dreamtdebris Sorry not sorry
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@leslick3 @KatKanada_TM Its because this isn't Sexchange scars. This is ether just fake or cancer surgery scars.
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@Ch4Scale Jojos bizarre adventure did the total opposite. Buff half naked dude Buff half naked dude Buff half naked dude Normal plane woman Buff oiled up half naked dude
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@b0tster Add Anti-Accessibility options, where you can disable all quality of life functions and make everything worse. Let the player manually add input delay
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@SpreeRolll @M1das_OW2 Yeah literally all of this is just "Look at how cool we look working" they aren't actually doing shit
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@CLAUBLESHAHA theres like, 3, but they became popular so people gotta pretend they suck now
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@Bugzvii @Jameskii Ya missed the part about him trying to kill him, himself and others?
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@BepixelOfficial @FireAtWhire The holy forgiveness beam instantly lobotomizing me because without a frontal lobe i will be incapable of sin
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@katietiedrich "Lifepath unlocked: Artist"
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@IrrationalChad @Jameskii This isn't some big shocking knews it was pretty widespread knowledge that Twoman was a pedo. He wasn't exactly trying to hide it. Like whatsoever. Like, he admitted to it multiple times.
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@Horesmi The "Deeper meaning" in this case is literally just paying the bare minimum attention to the actual game. It literally spells it out for you as if you were a toddler
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@punkcorpz @SO0u0o 33% of all (non insect) animal species are Hermaphroditic in some fashion. Which includes multiple different types, some which can change their sex at any point, some that can be one or the other or all of them at once etc. Theres also many which have waaay more sexes than us.
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@chonzodraws He'd be like "Oh it works with humans?" and go on a kidnapping spree
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@TrueSlazac Millenials turning into boomers 2.0 the second Tiktok was created was really funny to watch
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@Staroxvia Theres 2 more Pedo or convicted murderer
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@VIYTLEVYTSKYI @Horesmi The story is literally just that you are killing them all for fossil fuel. You don't need to sympathize with an animal to understand killing its whole species for personal gain isn't good
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@VoicesByZane Replacing my entire life with AI so i can finally follow my true passion. Starting at drywall and hallucinating
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@ArmisDei You're the one looking though my likes to get me for something like a little gremlin
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@ZeroSuitCamus @thefemiurge Cutting it down but it keeps growing back like fingernails
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@ToastyGhostey Now i can only imagine her gripping the back of your chair in suspence when you encounter ghosts, while repeatedly telling you to be careful
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@SapphicDecay @velvetbnuuy @Titus_Hardie Person that has never consumed any media besides porn: Hmmm these words are giving me real porn vibes
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@alex_artale @LordAslanThe2nd Heres stonetosses literal Holocaust denial comic
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@ArmisDei Yeah suuuuuure it is. I hope those tears don't ruin your clown makeup
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@Will_the_Rose PAY THE TROLL TOLL
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@i24NEWS_EN Thats literally just a war crime. This is an outright violation of the geneva convention
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@thedurbulence Wait wtf is that anonymous comment even meant to be "You only hate them because of what they did" Yes that is how hating someone works
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@ShitpostGate Reminder that, if you make a game, actually adjust the price for different regions. The reason 90% of Brazilians pirate games is because they literally can't afford the normal prices because of currency difference.
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@VaushV @Esqueer_ Its a natural consequence of submerging themselves in an Echo chamber for so long they convinced themselves everyone agrees with them. Thats why this stuff is becoming more common.
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@spaceandguns Oh you say biphobia is real?! Well *is biphobic*
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@ArtemisFowl_003 @Cuba_1839 You know that whole thing's fake right?
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@TrueSlazac His name? Elon Musk
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@joeyflannel @ChazakielDoremi Honestly, its gonna ironically be good for consumers. Very good even. Unless you are a fan of fifa or other extremely mid AAA games. The studios that are making really banger games right now are ether not AAA studios or make good enough games they are getting their money back
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@alex_artale @LordAslanThe2nd Its literally the definition of denial
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@XEXEEZY This isn't AI he actually just did that
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@stillindigo Reminder that the people that made the original Atla jumped ship from this halfway through making it because they hated it so much
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@dinosmash_69 He should do it again. I think it would be funny
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@TheRealNeoThe Literally just releasing the same fucking game twice. I swear they just put a damn filter over it and thats it
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@Amayori5000 @SoupTransphobes Okay "Minor Attracted Person"
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@BoxLoner Dwarf sitting next to a Gnome
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@Sallymander40k The galaxy is only our birthright if we are truly alone in the universe. In that case it is our responsibility to spread and seed life. Become the precursor race. If we aren't alone, we are going to be the warlike space barbarian race basically every sci fi setting has
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@spudrash @BrieRussell3 About the intelligence you'd expect from an Antivaxxer
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@TressaAimuuru Toby Fox is a wild dude. His stance on copyright is even funnier considering he made friends with Nintendo
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@kaitave_ @MonkipiQuinn You think *media* is for kids?! *Shows death scene specifically lacking any sort of blood, gore or other visually distinct depictions of death*
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@AmericaExpanded @UmbraSight @Ivotian Animals that aren't toxic developed the same colors because it would make Predators think they were to leave them alone And remember, Poison is the one that only harms you if you attack them :)
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@PokoChokos It hasn't been a horror franchise in years
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@Doctor_Cupcakes WHERE is the microwave funko pop?
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@my__name__was Its always "The market will regulate itself" until the market becomes a little queer
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@PossesedFrisk @EAEAEAEAEaaaaaa @Toni7331 Freaks trying to get through one single sentence without insulting trans people
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@AmericaExpanded @UmbraSight @Ivotian Okay mr Self proclaimed Predator
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@silver_racc @thedurbulence YOU just hate me because I KICKED you in the face! How could you!
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@Sosowski We keep spending 500 billion dollars on making mediocre games :( -Graphics 500.000 dollars -Gameplay 300.000 dollars -Story 200.000 dollars -CEOs personal bonus 499.99 Billion Dollars Someone please help budget this our industry is dying :(
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@Amayori5000 @SoupTransphobes With the amount of anti trans people getting outed as child diddlers, maybe you should consider a namechange. Because right now the hat looks all too fitting for someone like you.
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@KrystalWolfyAlt I realize this was in bad taste but i stand by it
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@_Delilah_Jean @No7Sammy A lot of your friends are gonna become 'former friends' with you acting like this
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@halomancer1 "Women fear me, fish want me" and have a living fish in the pond haircut
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@Jeffmw @Doctors__TARDIS Yeah man im sure the government will take great care of the homeless camps Yeah fucking right
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@VenandrVT @woodstockSSB "I'M NOT OWNED!! YOU'RE OWNED!!!"
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@PresidentToguro @Jameskii Was the "He tried to murder me and kill himself and take other with him" and the "I've been working with law enforcement" not clear enough?
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@inceliban_ @wymz92 @dklmarxist Maybe if you had less fear you'd be able to approach women
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@alex_artale @LordAslanThe2nd Do you have the media literacy of a 12 year old?
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@VaushV @halomancer1 @KatyMontgomerie Preventing my child from coming out as trans to me by letting them die of sepsis
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@HauntedWeaponry @esjesjesj Drawn by a literal Holocaust denier
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@Spyrook I like the fact that literally every npc we ever met in a Pokemon game could just be a Zoroark. And we'd never know. They can impersonate humans down to every detail.
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@Kairo_Anatomika Should definitely dissect that if you get the chance. I am curious how the hairs are actually connected to the eye
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@SapphicDecay @velvetbnuuy @Titus_Hardie What kind of goon thinks these are 'porn terms' Thats some real brain rot
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@Pinko69420 "Then Loki turned into a female horse, had sex with another horse and gave birth to a six legged horse baby called Sleipnir"
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@StrigaRosa I blame sam o'nella for making me aware Thorium reactors are a thing we could just make but aren't
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@Madoc133093 @JaneOst_ You talk like a blue check bot
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@TrueSlazac This is funny because Noth korea actually got this fun thing called a "One party voting system" where you have to go vote and only have one option, and if you refuse to vote you get executed
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@AmericaExpanded @UmbraSight @Ivotian The end of that article is literally them coping that they don't need a larger dataset because it "Works out well". Aint no way. That might be the most pathetic thing i've ever seen.
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@Acidsmooth @Confused_idiott @finngalkn Holy shit you are so fucking cringe Go back to reddit
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@Liv_Agar "Oh you say you're a trans girl?!" *Me pulling out a screenshot from 15 years ago when she said she was a guy* "Checkmate!!!!"
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