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Melissa Xabe

@Mel_Xabe

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Johannesburg, South Africa
Joined August 2012
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Melissa Xabe
3 years
God was in his bag when he came up with sleeping. What a concept !
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3 years
I thoroughly enjoy my own company, I can literally chill by myself all day and be content.
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@Mel_Xabe
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4 years
The oven | The bun
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@Mel_Xabe
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2 years
It’s giving red carpet moment 🤌🏼✨
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
My salary just came to kiss my bank account and go 😭
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
For the last quarter of the year I wish you guys love, happiness, health and unexpected blessings...🤍
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
Remember, this salary has to last you till October 25th.
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@Mel_Xabe
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2 years
Bonang was right when she said when you’re quiet, people think you’re stupid so every now and then you have to remind people that you’re nice but you’re not stupid and you don’t take nonsense. Every now and then you need to remind people that you can go there, free of charge !
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@Mel_Xabe
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1 year
I’m dating the kindest, most thoughtful man ❤️
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 years
Kuzothi makulunga kubengathi zange kwabheda
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 years
Sometimes ziyadika ne words of encouragement.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 years
Now that she’s completely fine, I wanna tell you guys a story of how my helper ate edibles I asked her to throw away, obviously told her what they contain but it’s either she didn’t hear me or she thought I was wasteful. 😭
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
Sbwl a life changing email accompanied by a bank notification that will make my day 🕯✨
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
4 years
Kuyakhulwa bethuna ♥️
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@Mel_Xabe
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3 years
Do you know which prayer God answers the fastest ? Revealing things and people that aren’t meant for you.
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3 years
Refrain from rocking up at peoples houses unnanounced.
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@Mel_Xabe
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4 years
Level 2 ✨🥂
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 years
This month I’ve decided that drip is more important than groceries, ngizodla ukotini.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
My face understood the assignment 🤝
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 months
Ikhona into eOff man emhlabeni these days
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
4 years
Groove is literally the happiest place on earth. It’s strangers asking you to guard their bags cos they need to go the bathroom for me,nawe uqond’ba I’m gonna guard these bags with my life 😂🤣
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
8 months
Letting go and letting God has done wonders for me. He really has shown me that what I sometimes want is way smaller than what he has in store for me ❤️
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 months
30s gang ✨
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@Mel_Xabe
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3 years
😯💨🔥
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
4 years
Molweni 🤍
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@Mel_Xabe
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3 years
What do they say about girls with big foreheads ?
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 years
A trip to Cape Town is a need every now and then.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
Me I will write you a paragraph and tell you exactly how I feel, it’s up to you if you read it or not. As long as ndiyikhuphile kum
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
1 year
For example 😮‍💨
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Melissa Xabe
1 year
The install from Emporia automatically clears your skin 🫦
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 years
What baby ?
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Melissa Xabe
4 years
Ask God for protection, even from your own family members.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
Liking someone is so stressful hayibo 💀
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 years
Are we all having weird dreams ?
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
So ya ke guys ✨
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
I got the job 🥺
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
I dreamt that I got the job I applied for, makubenjalo 🙏🏼🕯✨
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 years
Thixo zange wandipha into yo pretenda yazi, I can’t pretend and my face tells it all.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 years
Atleast I don’t look how I feel 😊
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
4 years
Repeating an outfit cos you didn’t get cute pics in it and also cos zimpahla zakho >>>>>
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
1 month
Bawo ndicela undincede because nam if bendinguThixo bendizaku nceda 🙏🏻
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
❤️
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Melissa Xabe
3 years
Why ingathi amaphupha azofezeka, kulunge yonke into 🥺🙏🏼♥️
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 years
Mommy diaries 🤰
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 years
My heart is full 💙
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
4 years
I hate phone calls so much. I watch my phone ring then I send a text “Hey, sorry I missed your call. What’s up?”...
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Melissa Xabe
4 years
I want another one of these. 😍
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
In friendships you must call each other out and keep it moving man, this thing of subbing is so childish.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
4 years
Hear me out guys....
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
1 month
When God was giving out face cards, I was frontline 😮‍💨🫰🏼
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 years
"You like my hair ? Gee thanks,just got it" 💁
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 years
I just asked her now if she ate the biscuits and she doesn’t wanna talk about it , she keeps laughing and dismissing the topic 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 years
You can't buy happiness but you can buy wine and that's kinda the same thing. Lol
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 years
Ugowa ude ubalisele i Uber driver indaba zakho, xa nifikile ungaphumi emotweni. Ulinde i advice >>>
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 years
Best friends for life 🤍
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
4 years
Bendimhle ke yazi izolo 🤍
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
4 years
IRelationship iqiniswa yimali.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 years
I’ve lost both my parents and for some time I felt empty and alone but I don’t feel like that anymore. I haven’t met my baby yet but I already feel so happy and fulfilled. ❤️
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
4 years
Intombi mayifake iMINK, inxibe iHEEL. Ikhwele emotweni eneSUNROOF nendoda enePLAN pls.
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Melissa Xabe
3 years
Tall glass of milk, anyone ? 🥛
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
4 years
Love has truly been good to me, not even one sad day or minute did I have since you came my way. #Happy1stBirthday to my big boy 🧸🎈
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4 years
Spa’s should allow us to take a nap after a massage bathong.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
TL cleanse 😘
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
Todays photo dump ✨
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
11 months
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Melissa Xabe
2 years
There’s a very thin line between being patient and wasting your time.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
Nazo !!! 🤣🤣🤣
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Melissa Xabe
4 years
Waking up to this face everyday has been amazing but yoh ha a.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
6 years
My weekend in a nutshell 🥂
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Melissa Xabe
6 years
Update : So I looked pretty in a pretty dress and ate pretty food with my pretty friends at a pretty place.
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Melissa Xabe
3 years
I can’t believe that I’m officially moving to Joburg as in TOMORROW 🥺🙏🏼♥️
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Melissa Xabe
4 years
USnoh Aalegra uthi akafuni nto ininzi, ufuna uhlala nomtu wakhe qha. Noba abenzanga nto, she wants to breath the same air as him. And I get that.
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5 years
I might have snapped.
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Melissa Xabe
4 years
Every time I think of the person I’m seeing, my cookie tingles. I’m so sexually attracted to him. Woah 💦
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 years
When my wife took me out for lunch ❤️
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Melissa Xabe
5 months
Please register to vote guys. Sifuna ichange, sidikiwe ngama menemene
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Melissa Xabe
5 years
Being shown that you’re loved > being told.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
3 years
I’m now taking make up bookings in Joburg, DM me for price enquiries. Pls book me bantase, I promise ndiyabu donora ubuso 🤌🏼🔥
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4 years
So ya ke guys...
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6 years
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
6 days
I hate people that always think others are out to get them like ??? 😂 khawuphole, sixakekile singabantu for ucingana nawe.
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Melissa Xabe
2 years
Vat en Sit 2023 🥹🕯️
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Melissa Xabe
4 years
I also don’t know what the reason was, but here we are. Instagram saw them first though 😂
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 years
On this weeks episode...
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
2 years
So basically she was just high as hell and that high lasted 2 days so she couldn’t come to work 😭😭😭 I felt so bad bethuna.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 years
I can’t believe I gave birth to my twin 😻
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5 years
Money is literally all I think about.
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
4 years
Cela nimjongeni.....
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4 years
City moms are you UP okanye?
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
5 years
Akamhle umtu wakho @Kanyisile_ 😊
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@Mel_Xabe
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1 year
I took a huge step and decided to be a freelance MUA, I was obviously terrified because I’ve never not had a stable job and I literally have a child to take care of but I am so happy to say that God has carried me through. Month 1 and I’m doing great, upwards from here 🚀
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2 years
Miss Manager to you, thanks 🤍✨
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@Mel_Xabe
Melissa Xabe
6 years
Decided to join the beaded gang 💕
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Melissa Xabe
4 years
A baby gal 🤍
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