sake person 🦀 @REALJUNlPER Twitter profile

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sake person 🦀

5 months

i'm sorry for spreading misinformation. i haven't lost access to my main account this one is just an alt for shitposting. going to take some time to sit my niche microcelebrity ass down and listen 💗

sake person 🦀

@REALJUNlPER

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looking for 125k of my closest friends, someone took over my other account and i cant get it back

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having a girlfriend is much better than a weighted blanket. because she weighs more, and is also your girlfriend

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please enjoy this exclusive look behind the scenes with the worlds foremost podcaster

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4 months

Hi juniper! :)

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4 months

play that funky music white boy! sorry i mean they. i mean, uhh... person

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3 months

im juniper :3

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directional transsexual

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if you see this qrt with pics of when you felt pretty

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voldemort's patronus was a white 1993 ford bronco @jk_rowling

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got so drunk we sharpened a credit card and it can now cut hair

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new list of non binary names just dropped

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I'm absolutely losing my shit at this ĀÎ gen yearbook

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sake person 🦀

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5 months

proof for all the haters and doubters

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looking for 125k of my closest friends, someone took over my other account and i cant get it back

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face reveal

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l'chaim

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5 months

when i talk about putting people in the contraption this is what i'm talking about

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5 months

looking through boxes of some old kitchen stuff and 💀!?! what the fuck is this ?!?

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5 months

when my doctor finally let me start progesterone

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detransitioning at 10k

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5 months

just met somebody named Ghoul. non binary people are so cool

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4 months

can everyone please share one image that you find interesting, enjoyable, or alluring to look at for extended periods of time? thank you.

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5 months

transfems: if you've been on hrt for longer than six months you NEED to listen to the wall

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LMAOOO

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looking for 125k of my closest friends, someone took over my other account and i cant get it back

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5 months

real sake person hours

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5 months

>at the house show >ask the door guy if the bands are sheogaze or indie rock >he doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram for what is shoegaze what is indie rock >he rolls up his carhart flanel and laughs >theyre fine bands sir >set starts >its pop punk

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@mikestark skill issue

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5 months

all these people "doxxing" me are so silly, that isn't even actually my deadname

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🆑🆎🅱️🅾️ℹ️🆖↗️🦀

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5 months

driving home update im bored ahhh watching family guy

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4 months

Hi all🔥! I like sexxx, seed to my tits. Go to to my bio📷

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ww:3

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sometimes its okay to meow in public but the woke is trying to hide this knowledge

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brianna wu finding out about girl dick is the funniest thing ive seen today, and ive been watching the simpsons

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5 months

Is anyone here named “Soy Jacking?” I’m looking for a “Soy Jacking?”

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waow... (basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased)

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My pronouns are it/it

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ive been watching the simpsons for the last 4 hours what happened

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5 months

you can actually look at the eclipse without glasses a little bit, as long as your mind isn't poisoned by woke you'll be fine

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4 months

ive just gotten word that aubrey graham has passed

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rosemary

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i can't believe this girl doesn't have a mandoline and i had to slice this entire apple with an knife

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@CantEverDie it is

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5 months

always sad to see a talented athlete taken from us before his time. we'll miss you OJ, may your memory be a blessing

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3 months

i can't count the number of times i've had to stop having sex because of something happening on family guy, nor the number of times i've had to power through it

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Twitterpilled hatecel maxxing

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If you talk like this I will beat you with a rock

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5 months

so when do we get to the part where im juniper

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5 months

there are clocky tboys everywhere for those with the eyes to see them

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5 months

i love all my friends and my trans community. sending love to the person reading this. have a greasy weekend

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5 months

Gonna start calling Israelis hospital bombers

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carbonated for her pleasure

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me and whomst

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sake person 🦀

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5 months

i've been informed this is not correct, please do not look directly at the eclipse

sake person 🦀

@REALJUNlPER

5 months

you can actually look at the eclipse without glasses a little bit, as long as your mind isn't poisoned by woke you'll be fine

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farting at 1k

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yall aint ready for this

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🚨🚨🚨 ALERT: THIS IS THE FINAL WARNING. TURN NOTIFICATIONS ON. DO NOT LOOK AT THE ECLIPSE. SOMETHING BIG IS COMING …

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5 months

we're putting right wingers in hamster wheels (punishment) and also everyone else in hamster wheels (fun and whimsical)

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i will not be happy until all suburbs are liquidated and every square inch of every city becomes a 15 minute city. right wingers will be put in giant hamster wheels

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@CantEverDie whos jerry seinfeld

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5 months

my dad just left, he said he'll be back for the next eclipse. does anyone know when that is?

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I Am Juniper

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and a little bit of T4T, Cold prog on a friday night, a bit of E that feels just right, and the Sake uuuuuuuuuuuup

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yet another victim of woke.

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she snicker on my dick vein i'm feeling like juniper

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3 months

sex is scary and i'm a huge horror fan

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“lmfao you moron, get fucked, idiot” i don’t want to. sex scares me and i’m volcel

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the :3 thigh tattoo binds us in sisterhood. there are eleven of us now and growing. you will never understand.

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No symbol looks so good that it deserves to be on your body 24/7 the rest of your life... "Oh but my tattoo is about my dead sibling" even worse actually. Even less defensible. Even less

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back in my day we didn't call them "short films" we called them ads

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Wes Anderson has directed a new short film for MontBlanc, starring Jason Schwartzman, Rupert Friend and himself.

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telling my kids this was evangelion unit 01

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i already have all of these i dont have to choose

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what pills would you take

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3 months

the era of the dog girl is coming to an end night of lepus, the dawn of the rabbit, it is upon us

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gonna tell my kids this was king gizzard and the lizard wizard

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fuck my stupid chungus life

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someone help im being weezered

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rest easy sweet prince

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sometimes a girlfriend is a bug

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the perfect night out: half priced sake and blurry photos of pigeons

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did you hear in the new dunmeshi falin and marcille have gay sex

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the creator is not at the beck and call of the consumer. you are no different than the patron who gets angry at a starbucks employee for fucking up tour tiktok viral frappe. you are an entitled child. eat short pants.

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you only get one chance at life, so be the most juniper you can be

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9-year-old driver pulled over by California police

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you forget im literally girls yapping

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too many girls yapping on here

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why do women always flirt with me when i’m high baby girl i can’t hear you

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as a wave crashes another JUNlPER parties one more sake please

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i keep thinking about how every track drake has dropped hes in serious mode and kendrick is just like 😝😝😝😝 over some sick jazzy beat

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there has never been an issue so globally agreed upon, no conflict so one sided, as everyone now agreeing drake is a pedophile

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mean girls is actually about kamala harris

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kamala IS brat

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farting

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homies do we fuck with 4th generation chicken soup

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my bitch wife destroyed my root chakra its so over for me

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inside me there are two wolves

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on my way to the uranus fudge factory do u need anything?

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k*lling myself as penance for offending discord tenderqueer

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something deeply satisfying how many right wing ghouls are angry about white people tacos

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real ones know

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when lots of trans girls are in a room together, it’s like we’re all Junipers

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the hottest tgirls look like clocky tboys

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grummz

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some weirdo on tiktok: "why are you protesting" *pulls out my wonderboom 3 and a can of faygo blasting great malenko by ICP* "WHAT?" "why are you protesti-" "MMFWCL TO ALL MY ANTI-ZIONIST JUGGALOS" "wh-" "WHOOP WHOOP"

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