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5 years

My cousin was taken on a first date to view Moi’s body and I -😂 I’m unable to can

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4 years

My abuser’s name is @BrianKiplangat3

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5 years

Tusisahau pampers ni 1750/-

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2 years

Njeri sent 57k in total , price of dick just went up

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6 years

Jina ya lec sisi tutajua kwa timetable, sura tutaona tukienda CAT

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6 years

Unaenda class next week kujua jina ya lec?

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6 years

A new broom sweeps clean, but an old broom knows the corners

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3 years

Me 🤝 cutting people off because naskia sijui aje

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4 years

I’ve done many things in this life but I’m glad I’ve never had a joint Instagram account with my boyfriend 😂

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5 years

I don't know who needs to hear this but pampers costs ksh 1700, have protected sex

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4 years

Can’t imagine risking friendships for 24 hour clout

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4 years

Damn, kuiva ni stress

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6 years

*Sees girl in Strathmore looking nice* Brain cell 1: Tell her she looks nice Brain cell 2: Tell her she looks amazing Mouth: Ulikubalishwa kuingia shule hivi?

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5 years

This style can only be maintained when it’s not being hit right

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5 years

Ukaange tu ukijua hii style mimi siwezi huwa nachocha tu

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4 years

Can’t talk, mpesa only

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6 years

Hao watu wanasema they can't wait for Jameson what brand of Kenya Shillings are you using?

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6 years

When Bob Marley said: The biggest coward is a man who awakens a woman's love without the intention of loving her, I felt that.

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4 years

BK beat me up

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5 years

Unaenda shule siku ya kwanza kwani unaosha class?

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5 years

Can’t believe my mother told me “Keep change” juu tulikua na wageni and immediately they left anaiulizia 😩

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5 years

Sexting with a straight face at the dinner table 😊>>>>>

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6 years

Have you ever called someone back, like after a missed call but in your head you're like "Please don't pick up"?

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6 years

Ushaifanya Cat ngumu hadi unaomba tu upewe marks for neat work? 😩

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5 years

Being spanked unexpectedly constantly by the right person >>

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5 years

Bomboclaat

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5 years

Okay, so how do I tell this nigga nataka anikunje na anikunjue in all ways and manners?

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6 years

New Year, New body count of 0 tusisumbuane

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6 years

I don't know who needs to hear this but make sure the person you're dating is dating you

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5 years

Was thinking about skipping class till the hottest guy in class told me he’s going, I really need to stop thinking with my coochie 🥺

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5 years

Hii shule mlisema ni must? Juu nikona shida ya macho, sioni nikienda

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5 years

“I saw you today “... “Saw your friend today “... WaAaH SAa tUtaDoo?

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5 years

Flirting a bit then pretending that you were joking >>>

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6 years

Me: He has a girlfriend My friends: Are they married?

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5 years

Ladies, do you realise how fuckable you look in your man's shirt?

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5 years

Kuna mtu alifreeziwa jana bouncer akamshow aende amalize homework😂

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5 years

I want a nigga that’ll worship me, is it too much to ask?

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5 years

Lead him on then ghost him sis

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5 years

My mum’s reaction when she saw my tatt

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6 years

It really is different when someone is into you and you aren’t into them unaambiwa “Goodnight ❤️” na deep down unaskia kumwambia “weh baadaye “

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5 years

When I want to be derailed no one hits me up but on self care days hizi “uko” messages ni mob sana

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5 years

Utamu wa fling ni kuwa na boyfriend

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5 years

10/10 would recommend, fucking work on yourself

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6 years

Using people's birthdays as an excuse to drink>>>>>

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6 years

Even if no one buys me flowers I'm buying myself some nishtue watu kwa hii nyumba waache madharau ndogo ndogo btw

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5 years

I don’t like this label, labels ruin everything

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5 years

sco pa tu manaa

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4 years

Being with your significant other this period must be nice, mnaboeka tu kidogo, mnanyanduana

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5 years

Not my monkey, not my circus, not my business

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5 years

Carry yourself as a brand, the magnitude doesn’t matter

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5 years

Anyway, A HOE NEVER GETS COLD

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5 years

Hii baridi inaharibu drip bana 😩

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6 years

Never listening to my sex playlist before an exam again, now I'm in the mood to make someone's son nut instead of being in the mood for object oriented programming.

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6 years

Someone who's not afraid to tell you when you're at fault >>>>>

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3 years

I love friends who respect it when you don’t want to drink

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6 years

The one time I go to school nafukuzwa ati juu nimesahau ID, till next week folks, on the next episode of FML

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4 years

These days all I think about is money

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5 years

I don’t understand these men without beards posting no shave November ,we don’t care about your fudhis bana

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2 years

I’m friendly but not your friend, don’t get it twisted

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5 years

People who don’t have to pass by town when commuting tend to feel superior, people is me

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6 years

So much sex that y’all start to look alike

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3 years

I just want to be rich so that I can own a monkey

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5 years

Have you ever felt someone pretending you’re interesting because of pudesh ???!🤔

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6 years

Let's be getting straight to the point, Sema shida zako kama unadai mechi sema and maybe the terms and conditions can be discussed

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6 years

Unalewa na black ice kwani hujiheshimu buaaanaaa😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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6 years

I was frustrated because my Mum wasn't giving me money, got home a bit drunk and asked her "Wewe wenzako wakiiba, ulikuwa wapi?" I think it's time I rethink about me and alcohol, it's way overdue 💀💀

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4 years

Honestly blocking anyone with negative comments

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5 years

Kenyan James Charles

City Boy ✌🏾

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5 years

‘aNgLeS dOn’T mAtTeR’

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6 years

Guys in my class are discussing about girls And one of them just asked "Ni rangi ya chai ama strong tea?" Kumbe hivi ndio sisi hudiscussiwa 😪

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6 years

When your man is acting single on the tl

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5 years

Saying that you don't want food then eating your nigga's >>>

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1 year

@hillarygache Where do I sign up for exploitation classes 😂

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4 years

Y’all can believe what you want to believe, from the bottom of my heart I am tired

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3 years

Vladdy Daddy it’s my first war idk what to wear 🥺

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5 years

My favourite words by J Cole: "What you eat won't make me shit, who you fuck won't make me cum"

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4 years

I could never be this mature, not in any lifetime heh

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5 years

I need friends to do this triller childishness with 😭🥴

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6 years

I like the thin line between pain and pleasure 👀

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6 years

Weird Confessions: lets hear them

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4 years

Repeat after me, power of the pussy

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6 years

My mum's reminding me that she's traveling and I'm out here acting like the least concerned person 👀 Angejua girl child hapa atanunua event tickets na pesa za stima na nyanya Eniwei 😂

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6 years

Honestly, this whole Valentine's thing was so overrated, glad we're done with it

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6 years

Really felt it when Young MA said, "They talk about me like they past perfect. Like they present pretty, like they future flawless"

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5 years

Manze hii story ya rekindling old friendships doesn’t mean unaforce story

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6 years

You only want to know how I'm doing at night, You only text me at night, You only want to hang out at night AYAM NOT A VAMPIRE!!

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5 years

Ate chicken and bhajia at 50 bob because of a promo code, I am really living my best life guyyyyysssss

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4 years

I miss the chapo sausages we used to eat in the high school canteen 😭😭

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5 months

This is the kind of foolery that got us our Governor😭 naomba tutulize nyege kidogo sweetie

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5 months

A man with dimples 😩😩😩

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5 years

When I don’t get a text back I go to my class group and look at people’s profile photos, Just realized I’m bored bored, sad sad 😕

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5 years

Me when I get small small money for enjoyment

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6 years

Mum: Ulienda Shule? Me: Eeeeeh hata lec aliniambia nikusalimie

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5 years

“Mwanamke ni kuvumilia” has to be the most stupid thing I’ve ever heard

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6 years

This has got to be the biggest wave of immaturity on the TL tbh, Gai! Anyway

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6 years

When you see me drinking liqour with my eyes closed just know I'm marinating myself

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4 years

Doing shit for attention won’t get my attention

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5 years

Can’t stress this enough

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5 years

Me: Ignores texts Also me: Hakuna mtu ananitafuta?

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