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This is how I used to answer paper 2 Chemistry. #RutoMustGo

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I don’t know who needs to hear this but

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Hon Mwangaza?

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Even I get mistaken sometimes for another MP - Isaac Mwaura

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4 years

"Kuja tu na hiyo barabara nitakuona"

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4 years

Ukidate dem huskiza gengetone "Inani affect " 😂😂😂

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2 years

Nitakuwa mteja,je wewe ???

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3 years

It will end in a graduation gown and a paying internship 🕯

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4 years

Tulipewa tour ya nyumba sahi tunapewa tour ya akili .

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4 years

I hope all bouncers during this period have realized that kukataa mtu aingie club coz anakaa mdogo ilikuwa ufala wanafanya .

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4 years

I was today years old when I found out that Davido actually says "But now I'll follow you " not "Banana follow you " 😂😂😂

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@herine_lando

10 months

this you ???? Lmfaoooo

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10 months

Nahurumia madem huwa wanapanda matatus, Kwani you don't know your worth?

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4 years

Makanga huwa wanashida fulani aki 😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Check on your luo parents. They are not even eating, nyasaye 💀💀

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4 years

I have a cousin who finished University 7 years ago. She cleared with a First class honours from UoN with Bachelors of Economics. She is a CPA-k certificate holder and up to now,she has never been employed. She has a helb loan which she has never paid because she has never

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3 years

Men will apply body lotion on their faces and nothing will happen to them

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5 years

My small sister saw my stretch marks akasema "Unapenda kukaa chini sana ndio maana ukona alama za kulala kwa matako" 😪😪

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4 years

Please usilale ukifikiria gazebo ni mnyama 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@herine_lando

4 years

I've just seen this "Ati don't give up,ata nyanya imekazana ikafika bei ya apples" I can't stop laughing 😂

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@herine_lando

4 years

Kids of today will never know how we used to eagerly wait for Jambo Junior Fan Day at carnivore splash 😭😭😭

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@herine_lando

2 years

I think about this tweet 😂😂😂😂😂😂 like a lot 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀

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4 years

I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 "Si jina ya mpishi "

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@herine_lando

5 years

Aiiiiiiiiiii !!!! Kwani mnataka nitembe uchi ndio mnikatie?????????🙄

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@herine_lando

5 years

My mom has just told me "Na ukisalimiwa usalimike,unaweza kuwa unalenga bwana yako"

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@herine_lando

5 years

So,I've passed these guys and they said hi,I replied and then they told me " mtu huringa kidogo,si ati ukisalimiwa unajibu haraka" Am NOT TRUSTING MY MOM,AGAIN !!!

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4 years

Hey. You are really cute. I would like to go on a date with you.

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5 years

"Marry a beautiful wife ndio mkienda family gathering ataambiwa atengeneze salad si kutengeneza matumbo."

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4 years

Ata labda Principal ako mahali anakunywa

Owichezzz

@PiocheBrio

4 years

Yaani Kenya mzima tuko preps

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2 years

Girlfriend proposals are so IMPORTANT!!!

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4 years

Boobs enda

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@mwongelaa_

4 years

Tumeni boobs.

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2 years

The comment section 😂😂😂😂😂😂 I love tiktok

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5 years

Leo asubuhi first year alini katia uwiii "Ati wacha nikupeleke na rieng" Okay ni sawa am small but pls niko 3rd year sir 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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5 years

Nikienda kufungulia mzazi gate then nitoke kama nimevaa viatu zinanitoshea

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5 years

Bomboclaat!!!

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5 years

"Enda uambie mom unataka apike chapo. Na usiseme ni mimi nimekutuma"

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4 years

Yani Rihanna knows Majimbo exists. This girl aliomoka proper 😭😭😭😭

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1 year

🤭🤭

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@faiththegemini

1 year

I know y’all have at least one picture👀

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10 months

I wonder what Sue will cook on Christmas Day 😭😭

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2 years

No one : Sakaja: ‘We have receipts’ Indeed 😂😂 gen Z winning

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4 years

What she said >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

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4 years

Sijai skia mtu anaongea ufala kama huyu manzi Vivian. Kwani yeye akiambiwa aende a perform for free atakubali ? Wanajaribu kubeba Azziad ufala sasa

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5 years

My mom thinks the "i" in Chapati is silent.

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10 months

Dating light skin women = having beautiful kids

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@osoroKE

10 months

What's Luo men math?

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@herine_lando

1 year

Just make sure that you are the one In Nairobi.

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@miss_chebet16

1 year

Long distance is not for the weak 😂

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4 years

No one : Joan : " Fuck,wrong room"

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4 years

Brands should approach Esther Kazungu this year aki

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4 years

Ata Wizkid ali perform kwa stage ya ufala kwanza huko Nakuru mahali wezi wote wako based na bado tu aliimba. Who is Sauti sol !

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2 years

Lord knows how much I love calm men.

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2 years

😂😂😂😂😂 I’m on the floor

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4 years

Huyu ni mama ya nani ? Jamani 💀💀💀 "Usiogope kuomba mama matako" 😂😂

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@herine_lando

2 years

Don’t forget men used to strip women naked in public just because they felt like ‘we shouldn’t wear’ some outfits. That particular year was super scary to be a woman.

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5 years

Una try kuflosia nani?

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5 years

Wakenya mnajifanyanga wajuaji sana, hii ni nini?

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4 years

Let me just tell you ,kikuyus don't waste time.😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Ukifeel ku open up ,Toka nje piga nduru.

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4 years

Just listen to this .... Ata kama ni wewe si unge ingia tu box ? 😂

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3 years

I genuinely just like soft guys ,these hard core men hapana.

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4 years

Amani akiona wezi

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4 years

Sasa what is this ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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2 years

Huyo mtu ameitwa sunshine the last two days amefanya kazi poa ☺️

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1 year

Nobody looking at that white dress Michelle

Muchai Michelle

@MuchaiMichelle

1 year

Can I hear a little commotion for the dress 💋

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5 years

Relax,mkikulana hamkuwa mnatuitisha glucose

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@MukamiMoturi

5 years

current scenes in Juja😂😂😂ebu tupewe glocuse na maji aki coz weuh ni kubaya!!😂😂😂😂😭😭😭✋🏼

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@herine_lando

2 years

I can’t pretend that a man is buying me things and he isn’t 😂😂😂😂 hiyo energy sina.

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@herine_lando

2 years

Someone who I once considered close ghosted me simply because she believed that she does not owe me any explanation as to why they were moving weird on me. Female friendships lack accountability,some but I usually say it gets better you’ll find people who match your energy 😌

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5 years

They will treat all their 1010101190101 girlfriends right.

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@herine_lando

4 years

Men are so happy when we are not around. Just look at them 😂😏

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11 months

Princess Lando 😗

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@youloveleona

1 year

How did you dress to the last wedding you attended? Quote w pics :)

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@herine_lando

5 years

@LeonKnight_ Your girl

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@herine_lando

4 years

You must be the one they call Alex Ndiritu. Phones are so impersonal. Why don't we meet for 30 minutes and talk for show. Dembe will forward you the location. If you care to hear me out,wonderful. Otherwise ,good luck because the FBI is coming for you.

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5 years

Matiang'i

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@MuchaiMichelle

5 years

Nani anajua mganga anaeza fanya Monday ikuwe Friday?

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@herine_lando

5 years

Venye msee hujikuna akiosha vyombo aki

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4 years

Honestly,I was so cute today 😍

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4 years

Hivi ndio venye Kamwana hucheza na maisha yetu

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4 years

Gari ya mzazi isikufanye ufikirie unaweza teka msupa yeyote 😂

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4 years

Usiku mwema huanza na "Utalala na jeans ?"

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3 years

Men ask you when is your birthday then end up doing nothing lol

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2 years

Ukiskia ‘very nice very nice’ unaanza tu kucheka 😂😂😂😂

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5 years

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Nakumbuka venye madem walikuwa wame kufia Ian Leakey na Platnum Malik magoti zangu zinaisha nguvu 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@herine_lando

2 years

Carrie can shake peoples relationships and she’s not even doing anything just chilling and looking cute with her sprite bottle 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@herine_lando

5 years

This is the bag which will be used to hide 20 million Naira in all Nigerian movies .....

L O T é N N A 💭

@badguyclue

5 years

Sco pa tu manaa

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@herine_lando

4 years

Do you guys hang out with your cousins ?

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@herine_lando

5 years

I finally bought my thongs, Damn,they make my ass look fat 😍😍😍😍

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@herine_lando

5 years

Call me Ben coz my best friend is a 10

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4 years

Dem akisema yeye hajui kupika like huwa anaona yeye ni bad bitch eeeh sorry wambo !!

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5 years

Me: Mom Natak....... Mom:

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@brianmutinda_

5 years

Hakuna pesa.

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@herine_lando

4 years

" but at least sisi tulikuwa live na Tory,hiyo ndio ina matter sindio babes ? Unajua binadamu ni kuongea"

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@Dreymwangi

4 years

Hawa wamama wa Kenya wamechoma😆

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@herine_lando

4 years

8 years ago Damian Marley blessed us with a gem; Affairs of the heart ❤😭

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@herine_lando

4 years

He just went "You are a Kenyan like me matha.............. " akakumbuka anabonga na karao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

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@herine_lando

1 year

Muchai’s body is insane 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🤭

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@herine_lando

5 years

"Vile unaogopa babako kuna sahi slay queen ana mshow,babe wacha ujinga"

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@herine_lando

10 months

Carlton’s future girlfriend

Big Baby🌚❤️

@AdesolaBlessin9

10 months

She doesn't drink ,she doesn't smoke, she doesn't party,she's always at home ,who is she?

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@herine_lando

4 years

Hakuna mtu dangerous kama mwanaume anajua yeye ni sura mzuri

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@herine_lando

4 years

"Babe,nitachelewa kiasi na chill na Esther hapa"

ALLAN_NYASH

@AllanNyash

4 years

"Aki babe ngozi yako imenyooka' vizuri"

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@herine_lando

1 year

Post nut ‘kfc’ clarity hits so hard 😭😭😭😭like I really wanted ‘you’ but after that yuckkkk 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@herine_lando

4 years

Hakuna mtu anakuanga a bad texter. They just don't like you,move on !!!.

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@herine_lando

4 years

What a good time to bring this back,mandem really made us laugh 😂

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3 years

I’m a 10 😌😘

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4 years

Mkajua tu ni nani amepush hiyo story kwa Edgar Obare si mtashtuka walai 😂😂🤦🏾

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@herine_lando

5 years

Am so high rn 💯💯💯💯

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@herine_lando

4 years

Classmates wa baba joan sahi :

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@herine_lando

5 years

When was the last time you were nice to a girl you weren't trying to smash ?????? 😏

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@herine_lando

4 years

If conductors decided to do the Jerusalema challenge I swear it will be the most exciting thing to watch

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