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Former child, potential corpse/immortal. Dr Who, tangents. If you can't handle me at my Orphan 55 you don't deserve me at my Orphan 55.

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I honestly recommend watching the entire LOTR trilogy with swedish subtitles on, just for this beautiful moment
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Hi and we're doomed btw.
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Fuck's fucking sake of fuck. Labour have an excellent candidate fighting for every possible vote and the lad's actually in with a shot of defeating Sunak but hey LeTS MAKe PoLiTicS FUNNy!!!!
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🚨 NEW: Count Binface is standing against Rishi Sunak in his Richmond and North Allerton seat [ @CountBinface ]
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The festive sequel we've all been waiting for.
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LICENCED TO KALE was right there
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Genuinely don't know what new viewers will think is happening here. If you didn't know "companions" tend to leave after a year or two for other projects... why are they, the ultimate instant besties, tearfully saying goodbye because she's found her parents? He has a time machine!
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@trevorbaxendale The Labour candidate in that seat was on course to take it from Sunak and making history by unseating him. Now this twat in a silly costume is going to mop up a chunk of anti-Sunak votes and probably save him.
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@TheLiddoFox @MaxCCurtis Kelly was so far ahead of us
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Always loved it when, deliberately or accidentally, the vision mixer let the McCoy titles explode over the BBC1 globe.
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Nothing will ever come close to being mesmerised by a copy of #JanPie ńkowski's Haunted House at a school Book Fair, then getting a copy of my very own for my 7th birthday a few weeks later.
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what's the greatest book you ever read, the book you can't help raving about, the book to which you compare all other books?
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oh it's the moment when dr who was completely ruined for ever
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The 3rd frequently used gif is your sex face.
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The 3rd frequently used gif is your sex face.
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Remembering that time her exercise regime killed him.
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@thhamilton Can you try to act presently surprised please?
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In Wales I got lost in a forest. I stumbled through brambles & found some massive stone ruins. Ancient, covered in moss & mist. When I finally found my way back to town I asked about them, but everyone said there were no ruins in those woods & maps showed no records of that place
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What's your favourite #DoctorWho line delivery?
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What's your favourite line delivery? Nick Courtney for taking something clearly risible & making it hilarious by playing it straight as an arrow.
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@CuriousUkTelly The Girl with a Pat Butcher Earring
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come on, we're all hearing it...
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A little known #DrWho fact is that Colin Baker has by far the longest left arm of any actor to play the role to date.
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"Who wanted a mail presenting Time Lord?"
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@nakedvix @ruhawksley It's an insult to write a book that isn't worth finishing.
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"Susan" "twist"... I mean come on.
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#DoctorWho fans have a new mystery to solve – who exactly is Susan Twist's character? We've rounded up the theories so far 🤔
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Outside the government. Beyond the police. Just off junction 5 of the M42.
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I accidentally recorded a moment please don't tell anybody #NoNotTheMindProbe #TheFiveDoctors
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#TheFiveDoctors brought out laughter and cheers, often simultaneously. A hearty No Not The Mind Probe from the audience. And a cyber "AH!" caused something close to massed rapture.
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People who vibrantly self identify as being the type who "tell it like it is" will never, under any circumstances whatsoever, appreciate being told it like it is.
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Someday soon, somebody in TV is going to have the completely innovative idea that you could produce drama far more efficiently if you got your cast to rehearse it as a play, then position multiple cameras around them all at once, maybe in some kind of purpose built 'TV Centre'...
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depths of wikipedia!
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The very best from @swear_trek are GIFs where the captions are the setup and the punchline is really the reaction. Saru's final look here is priceless.
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LITERALLY who made this?? It shows up in twitter gif search for 'pizza fire' and I'm in awe.
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May the 5th be with you
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Last time Chris Chibnall had to write out two regular characters, he wrote Exit Wounds.
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🤓: "good movie but it's mad that it has 3 endings" 😎: "yep, so going in on number 4..."
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Yorkshire flirting.
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Don't just be an extra when you could be EXTRA #ElizabethR
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Drones regenerating Elizabeth into Charles was quite a thing
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What three seedling trees did the Daleks buy at the garden centre? Yew, willow, bay. #CrapDoctorWhoChristmasJokes
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Clearing out the HDD box and found this repeat of Eccleston's appearance on Mastermind, 19-Mar-05, over a week before the papers broke the exclusive he was leaving... "It was an amazing 8 months" - he's not exactly subtle.
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Shocked to learn that a number of middle aged men now feel doctor who no longer pleases them. We must take it off air for several years so they can be happy when it comes back again with 10m viewers every week because that's exactly how television works.
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"It isn't just a matter of giving a fuck. Sometimes it's being out of fucks to give, but fucking doing it anyway."
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What scandal do you think a TV drama needs to depict next?
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@RegretteRuane Once it had taught me how to say "The spider has several trousers" in swedish, I knew all I needed. And at eurovision I was able to say spindeln har flera byxor to the locals to my heart's content.
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Ok but does he appear as The 15th Doctor - a fictional character - here though? It's William Hartnell looking at him. Isn't he appearing as Ncuti Gatwa? My brain crashed at this moment in 2013, everyone else was upset about composting but I just... WHICH 'HIM' IS HE MEANT TO BE?
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60 years on and the Doctor's legacy continues... ❤️❤️➕🟦 Here's the moment Ncuti Gatwa appears as the Fifteenth Doctor in a new 60th anniversary version of 'An Adventure in Space and Time'! #DoctorWho
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Underwater Menace obviously being animated in time for the RETURN OF PROFESSOR ZAROFF
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NEW: More lost #DoctorWho stories set to be animated, plus classic era episodes set to be colourised for the show's 60th Anniversary later this year. More details: Reports: The Mirror
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"We'll have to go back for the flui... oh here it is".
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#DoctorWho breaking news. "The Daleks" (aka The Dead Planet) – the very first Dalek serial from 1963/4 – has been COLOURISED, tightened into a 75min edit and has a new score created by @MarkAyresRWS . It will air on BBC4 and @BBCiPlayer on 23 November.
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Classic #DoctorWho story The War Games is set to be colourised by the BBC, according to reports from The Mirror.
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When the cool couple you met on holiday have their first proper argument in front of you. #DoctorWho #TheSpaceMuseum
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actually it's pronounced "Loughborough"
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Cosplayers getting ready:
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Our Doctor Who: The Collection Season 15 event @bfi will be announced on Monday. What story do you think we should play? @bbcdoctorwho @BBCStudios_UK
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"Have you told him?"
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Ok #DoctorWho #UnderwaterMenace was properly hilarious, it's "Season 24 energy" ( @D_Hollingsworth ) unmasked by the animation, perfectly suited to the format that really brings it to life. Now... WHAT CAN NOTHING IN THE WORLD DO...?
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Bad form to self RT but this is all about Liz Sladen, getting quite emotional on a commentary, about the props people giving her her own TARDIS key when she left, recorded just two years before School Reunion... I think there's something in my eye.
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"In case I ever want to come back" (2004) #elisabethsladen
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An underrated materialisation.
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RIP #JanPie ńkowski. The Haunted House pop up book was the very greatest thing.
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The Louvre would not be worthy.
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And now we go live to Gatwick
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The redecorated gag gets 75% less funny every god dammed time.
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"And finally, who played the Doctor in the first Doctor Who Christmas Special, in 2005?"
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If you don't see this as a triumph, and I'm seeing some here don't, I'm genuinely sad for you. We're so far in excess of the best hopes of 2005, there's no comparable success story out there. Full speed ahead!
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14 July 2020 is a milestone for Doctor Who fans. Rose (the episode) is as old now as Survival episode 3 was then. As of today, Doctor Who has been back for longer than it was away.
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I've just been playing pool with this guy. My teenage self would need resuscitation.
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name a character who was perfectly cast
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One more clear-out survived, my old friend.
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First companion to leave because his mate's got a PS5.
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"I'M FOR REMAIN" Subliminal bias since 1963
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@TonyTimes2 It's completely clear, but that's not an "end" - it's presented as if this situation obviously must mean a painful separation for them, when they could see each other next week, or next month. It relies on us already knowing "this is a companion exit scene".
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Why on earth do people even watch other programmes.
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Starmer? Good grief, Jo. That's an anagram of
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Euston to Birmingham Birmingham to Manchester
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"IF YOU EVER LOVED ME, EMILY!"
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The fear.
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Happy 20th anniversary to the announcement that #DoctorWho was returning to BBC One!
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I was 'this evening' evenings old when I realised...
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If there a rumour that RTD is bringing back Standard Definition picture format yet?
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@FelixFrazer @trevorbaxendale If he escapes the fate he deserves by 1 vote my ire will be considerable.
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"...and I might get a bit strangle-y, but if you give it a couple of years, we'll end up the best of pals."
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Been collecting these for a few years now. It's fun to fill in the gaps one volume at a time.
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How did Sutekh hang on to the Tardis roof all those decades? . . . . . . . . . Doggedly.
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Signs you're hanging out with the right crowd...
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"It's good if the new version of Pyramids of Mars attracts a new audience to Doctor Who" The new audience:
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This should break the internet tbh
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Talking about his most wanted #missingepisodes , Peter Purves says "I bet you know" and holds his mic to the audience as we all say The Massacre. It's like Robbie Williams at Knebworth #Utopia2023 style.
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Re-launching Dr Who, geared towards the American market, by having the old Doctor come back for a little while and encounter an old enemy, doing lots of lore. Interesting.
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IMPORTANT QUESTION Does The Time Monster have Doctor Who's only full-on 'sad trombone' wah-wah-wah-waaaah moment?
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Footage has emerged of the BFI audience reaction to Roger Delgado and #theClangers in #DoctorWho #TheSeaDevils ... @ManningOfficial
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If the Clangers don't get a cheer from the audience I don't know why we bothered coming out of lockdown. #DoctorWho #TheSeaDevils
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Do you ever dream you're a member of Abba then look around you and realise something's not quite right?
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coincidence??
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Before watching After watching S24 BluRay S24 BluRay
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It will also create an entirely new ecosystem of partners and accessories.
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It will also create an entirely new ecosystem of partners and accessories It will redefine Tesla as a tech company once people see the new tech the Cybertruck has
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My partner & his mum are in Aberdeen. I sent him this clip as I was watching Underworld. She asked him if it was a good story, he asked me, I said one of the worst, he told her, there was a long pause... then the reply "She says 'So, why on earth are you watching it then?'"
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Tom Baker's expression on the disc for Underworld perfectly encapsulates the feeling of having to watch Underworld.
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Just chiming in that I found the Doctor not having perfect words for Graham to be quite moving and very in-character for her persona - confident when declaring universal rights and wrongs, but awkward with the important personal stuff.
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🔴On 24 September 2182, there is a chance that an asteroid named Bennu will hit Earth with the force of 22 atom bombs
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If you've laughed at any jokes on British TV in the past 60+ years there's a high probability at least one was written by #BarryCryer , and a high probability it was the funniest.
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