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Life, it never die. Women are my favourite guy. Used to be on here but can’t remember who I followed. a wigwam in a teepee. she/her/princess

London, England
Joined May 2020
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Christ alive I thought I had a painless experience selling something on Facebook. How naive was I?
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Priti Patel getting her eyebrows done for £77k knowing she’s deporting the technician in the morning
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@BBCMaryam Maryam I have a new header photo for you
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Lest we baguette 🫡
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The poor person behind the @x Twitter handle is having a Bit Of A Day
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@griseldamussett @FFigureFBust Griselda, lovely, people are going to get quite frustrated with your comment. Absolutely nobody has said ignore weight, you’ve made that up. The point of the entire post, and a lot of peoples experience is that their very valid concerns are being drowned out because weight is
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@nicole21060 I don’t know which of us has it worse
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@1followernodad @zkwentz It’s been bubbling for a couple of days. Here in the UK we thought anyone speculating was a bit cuckoo but it’s been fun to watch from outside. But then Today! it’s all got weirder! The Greek funeral snub! The death of a minor royal! The simmering anger of a royal reporter!
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@zkwentz @1followernodad Haha welcome! I recommend putting aside 2 hours for a basic deep dive intro. If you get to the kidney transplant, you’ve gone too far.
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@griseldamussett @FFigureFBust the only thing that’s being focused on. This lady should not have had to lose half her body weight for a doctor to believe she was in pain and investigate WHY. Same thing happens with a lot of “female issues” so it’s in your interest here to listen.
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@RespectfulMemes The original:
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@FrJerico @ifetalksback Literally has nothing to do with the current debate and thank you for reminding me why I block all blue ticks x
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@ils_ilsils @simsimmaaz But it wasn’t about hosting. It was about when people were there unexpectedly. If you came to my house to borrow something for 5 mins, my Indian mum would make you 6 courses before you were allowed to leave. And then act disappointed you didn’t want dessert and a cup of tea.
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@nicole21060 £250 which is fine I guess but nowhere NEAR 10k a month
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@FrJerico @ifetalksback This is a UK thread babes. Might want to dial back your big talk about deleting
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@kelechnekoff Gaslighting a nation
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Please enjoy my friend’s son’s drawing of a lady with a skipping rope
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@0KF4NT4ST1C @Lubchansky @jhtripleu @swolecialism Enjoyed this little history lesson but also nutmeg is 35p now and has been for about 40 years so it’s not anything against the working classes at all. Also the example was exactly the opposite. The poc get SLATED for spice use.
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@waynesnodin92 Hi Wayne Welcome to Twitter. Please take a seat and enjoy 2000 people telling you where they’ve seen this photo before x
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@iamjaleezalove @traditional_fem @subliminalmom Trad fem hates trad language apparently 🙃
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@LauraEmilyBored @UpAndGeorgia Right? I had a baby 3 weeks before lockdown in a house I’d moved into 3 weeks before that and luckily had local people do this for me and I willl never forget the village that surrounded me when I was in the wildest, loneliest, scariest, most beautiful time of my life.
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@nevona To all the women asking about the dress
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@iamjaleezalove @traditional_fem @subliminalmom Been around as an abbreviation since the 15th century from what I just read! and always used when I was a kid (in Britain). I actually learned it at primary school in the 80s
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£8.95 for a roast, a cup of tea and a pudding. Do not let cafes die
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(1/3) UK press is clearly unwilling (or forbidden) to do their job so I might as well do it for them. Kate Middleton, the Princess of Wales, hasn't been seen by anyone in 58 days. Nor her parents & children. Official reports highlighted, speculation / contextualization in grey.
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There’s just nothing better than this
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What video, no matter how many times you watch it, makes you *squeal* with laughter?
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Sorry but I saw this on Instagram yesterday and it’s still making me laugh
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Okay. So. There was a bloke on the news weeping because he had to sell his mum’s house to fund her care. But why? Why is it ok to sit on half a mill in assets, that you no longer need to live in, while you ask others to fund you? Why are we so entitled to our parents wealth?
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@synanthropy @bxttch_try_me Ok honey. I don’t know you but you need to speak better about yourself PLEASE. it does smack of coming onto you and wanting the money back because you didn’t turn out to be interested. This is not someone you want as a friend either. And your response is beautiful, pls send it.
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@GiGi_Korj @_rhainaa @guardthatgalaxy @budbrowniee @PhantasmRequiem @sapphicbells @pinkbabycows @lovedoveclarke I’ve gone and liked the second comment for being a better version of the first comment
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@danettunplugged @zeusluster Holy shit imagine being your big age and bullying young girls on the internet based on them making those same realisations we all did when we thought we solved the world in our teens
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@EricClapton Thanks Eric. I love the meaningful lyrics 💙
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@NotThatLisa @nytimes “We” are not piling on stigma. SHE is doing a number of heinous things to ruin a man’s life KNOWING FULL WELL that the consequences of calling police on him could mean ENDING his life. She is being punished for her behaviour as she should be.
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@JessieVenegasLD @Intarblawyer @anicoll5 As someone who grew up in a horrible home I’m begging you to at least listen when a child tells you not to call. The creative excuses come in desperation because you’re not looking at or listening to the truth.
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“And so I grabbed the pig’s face like this..”
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@DeeDeefromjerz @MKMApparel @theashrb Bebe we don’t take posts about Swedish food seriously. It’s too soon. The Swedish food joke is still live and in play.
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@jaketapper I’ve seen 90% of your replies are people gently explaining ofcom to you. This is such a drunk response
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OK so now we’ve all got over how amazing my burger was… Meet my baby. Kaia Zuri
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Guys, of course people were going to come together to feed kids. And that’s basically what they want. So that people with barely any money support those with even less and the rich guys get to not pay a penny. Classic Tory policy.
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Me when I’ve been sitting at my desk in my pyjamas and someone tries to zoom call me
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@HelenAAnderso13 @DBanksy Just say you mean he’s ok because he’s white. Fucksake use the words the English language has given you instead of trying to shoehorn it into something else.
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31 days as an inmate - sorry, in-patient - and I finally got some non-hospital food 🍔
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Bean dad has deleted. He is now has-bean dad.
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Goldie lookin Ukraine #Eurovision
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@sophyxlouise @scottygb You’re so desperate to justify your rabid curiosity about this case that you really tweeted that huh?
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@erinlouisehunt @jasebyjason My theory is they think a “nut allergy” means peanuts so were replying no nuts without actually listening to the question
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@sillyolddaniel Both my best friend (male from Newcastle) and my sister in law (from Manchester) have lived in the states for 10 years now and this is exactly their accents. I lived there for 2 years and became uber british but most go like this for an easy life.
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@cig_zone @IDontKnowNuffin I really liked that you did.
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Happy new year pals. I’m planning to be in bed by 8:30 cos I can’t get drunk and I’m logging all the sleep I can, while I can 🧡🧡
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My child is SUPER into telling me what colour everything is at the moment. This morning he pointed at my hair and said “white!”
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The state of this. Hands up if you’re middle class and don’t mind your tax paying to feed hungry kids 🖐🏽🖐🏽🖐🏽
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I'm sure Marcus Rashford is a lovely chap. He has campaigned to expand an entitlement scheme, a scheme funded by middle-class tax payers who already face a huge tax burden, at no personal cost to himself. Pretty sure he gets paid more a week than most middle class families do.
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@BramptonManor1 Well done everyone! Now change those places from the inside 😎
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Would you just look how she gazes at me
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@nameshiv Omg the blue spoons!!! Little scoops from baby formula they’ve had for 30 years. BLUE SPOONS
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Really enjoying your annual tweets about Diana dying. Keep them coming. 12 years of hearing the story of your mum waking you up when you were hungover, never gets old xx
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@1followernodad Oh my god the reaction you’re getting to this!!! This is a grade A McVie anecdote.
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@orbette I almost didn’t make it past this part. My family was worried for me. I couldn’t come up for air.
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Rewatched this at 3am in a fit of insomnia and cry laughed myself awake for another hour
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This story on Reddit of a lady’s life being unknowingly saved by two strangers on the tube has been making me cry on and off since last night. May have a celebratory glass of something tonight to cheer to the ones who touch our lives while never knowing 🧡
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@stardustremedy @MattHancock You mean the ones who have always covered their faces?
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@SwattyKay @RCAnnaKate @AChillGhost Nobody in Britain has ever pronounced it to rhyme with meh I need to see this YouTube
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I know @chadwickboseman wasn’t just Black Panther but I can’t tell you the impact Black Panther had. I’m not even black, but to see ANYBODY not white playing a SUPERHERO was madness even 3/4 years ago. You don’t know how much this stuff matters. Representation Matters.
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@jxeker me in my chair at home
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GUESS WHAT
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@PaskyIgboks You ripped off a tweet 5 years ago and now you win 🏆
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@1cinaps @merrittk Yeah he asked a question that made him say more about it. Come on.
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Imagining how different life would be if Kate Winslet was in charge of the covid pandemic
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@SorryMomDotGov Holy shit it’s just cream mate.
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Absolutely shit faced.
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@iamjaleezalove @traditional_fem @subliminalmom It’s not even internet shorthand. It’s been an accepted abbreviation for decades before the internet. This woman is just an entitled twat
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@parkerpalozza2 @nevona Awake with a baby, I had time 😂
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@poor_n_stained @athenakugblenu I get that you think you’re making sense here, Blob, but the fact is she shouldn’t have to? A 2 bed in Brixton or Islington shouldn’t be out of reach for a normal person.
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@ratnamedjackie @sfrcaeno @dietamber @CavinBGonzalez Mate are you American? Do Americans say nonce now? I fucking love this. Trying to imagine it in anything but a UK accent.
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@1followernodad My husband gets these. I have to throw a last minute gathering every year to share the ham or he’d happily eat it for the next 5 months. We now turn it into a winter raclette.
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@LMAsaysno Oh my god I thought this was glinner
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Katy if you see this I can offer you a basic admin role for over £30k plus bonus and benefits plus free food at work plus 21% pension plus nicer people to work for so just know there’s a better life waiting out there.
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Katy works for me. She is single & earns less than 30k, rents a room for £775pcm in Central London, has student debt, £120 a month on travelling to work saves money every month, goes on foreign holidays & does not need to use a foodbank. Katy makes my point really well.
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@TechnicallyRon Keith the Shichon! 12 weeks old. A little tornado. Loves a tummy rub, following me around, and Nick’s slippers.
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My friend Susan with the Rona has written this on facey if it helps anyone:
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Some of you have followed me for many years and a fair number of you followed me when I lost my mind post partum in a lockdown pandemic. Some of you helped me when I couldn’t help myself. That little tiny premature crazy-maker graduated from nursery today 🧡
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@charries @NadineDorries @AnushkaAsthana Would you like to know how many disabilities she felt it was ok to mock?
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@jimrosecircus1 @grhydian At least add a like to the original
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@buggus96 😂 your handle
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SHE’s A LOCAL GIRL AND THE LOCAL PUBS ARE SHOWING THE MATCH AND THE STREETS OF CHISLEHURST & ORPINGTON WILL BE PARTYING TONIGHT
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GUYSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don’t understand why or how but this is the 2nd best thing to ever ever happen to me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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You won, Andrew. Enjoy the money, I hope it makes you happy. Dear lord, what a sad little life. You ruined my night completely so you could have the money and I hope now you can spend it on lessons in grace and decorum. Because you have all the grace of a reversing dump truck wi-
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I just gave away 4 pasta bowls on Facebook. The lady’s taken them and I thought everything ran smoothly. Anyway I’ve just seen a reflection of me in my knickers on the bloody bowls
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Ate all my lunch today
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Keith is ok! No broken bones. All intact. Internal bruising. In a lot of pain. Being prescribed some pain meds to keep him high. Did a poo in the vets. What a *LUCKY* pupper.
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How it started: How it’s going:
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@bobbies_helmet @jakem_online @ItsMatt_Again That there is the exact problem. You’ve been taught that it was all your hard work so you assume anyone with less just doesn’t work hard enough, you refuse to see how much easier it was to progress than it is now I was taught exactly the same but it’s not hard to learn better
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Morning all. I just got a call from the lady with the dog and she’d like us to have him after all
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@matkinsj See this on Reddit a lot. Woman was paying £300 a month interest only on a 4 bed detached and had no idea why young people bother to rent. Then mortgage term was up and she had to sell the house to pay it off and still made £150k profit.
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This guy was the last person I blocked on my old account. Haven’t done it here yet because I couldn’t remember why. Just checked the replies to this. Lying about being a professor, anti-NHS, paid schill, and constantly downplaying covid would’ve done it.
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The #Covid19 death toll may be less than half what has been recorded because many victims of the pandemic would have died soon anyway, according to @ProfKarolSikora
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@Inki_FairyTales @CaptainVirgilx What a stupid thing to say. The men are in their 40s and 50s and more than responsible for their own actions. Why are people like you always keen to blame anybody but the people actually doing the raping? Disgusting.
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Guys I am so uncomfortable with anyone finding nazi jay kay “hot”. He is standing there with the worst symbols of hate literally etched on his body. Please learn what they mean. He would kill you in a second.
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