oooOOOooorbette @orbette Twitter profile

Pinned Tweet

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

#DailyDave

7

1

122

Last Seen Profiles

@StudioEgretWest

@Eeen_dig21

@findom_2035

@EoaEej

@BinorRaja

@EoaEej

@stwmaniax

@AkandeBenson

@emcarrollauthor

@dudupintosa

@BackCree

@ItsKylewithaK

@JohnBurgoon3

@EoaEej

@GGSTDACH

@EttaFelix385441

@LalitpanS

@malflland

@stwmaniax

@DemorrioR46210

@JanaKellie9919

@Pampa139

@bokeplokalmalam

@stwmaniax

@mbah_utie

@penyukastw21

@BSGPerform

@AIcole90891

@Bobbielongshot

@nmnjak

@MRMarianaMR

@sscmasato

@bokeplokalmalam

@stw_pdg

@tian_niu9898

@bokeplokalmalam

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 months

fair fucks to lib dem though, 53 seats off of the back of yer man being full thorpe park

19

983

22K

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

11 months

make a film of this you cowards

Press Gazette

@pressgazette

11 months

The Guardian and Sony Pictures have inked a deal which will see Sony gain "exclusive first rights" to adapt Guardian journalism into film and television dramas and documentaries. The agreement covers both "current and developing news stories" and The Guardian's 200 year archive.

108

55

250

43

890

11K

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

5 months

sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ

@superTV247

5 months

Charlotte from #TheTraitors has spoken out about her baby father, Connor Maynard, claiming that he’s blocked her and told her he “doesn’t want anything to do with it” after threatening her with lawyers if she were to reveal his identity as the dad. "She deserves to know where

201

232

6K

3

230

6K

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

1 year

how big is this fucking orchard

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

1 year

Ex-UK police watchdog director general Michael Lockwood charged with raping girl under 16 and indecent assault

482

901

2K

9

379

2K

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

5 years

MEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMORRRYYYYYYYYYY

22

520

2K

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

My god the replies, the replies 🔥

Liam

@Liam__whu

8 years

@Everton we'll be waiting for your boys tomorrow COYI⚒⚒

3K

7K

8K

89

1K

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

6 years

8 hours unbroken sleep after a night out on the pints before waking up with no hangover, then you both go for a Sunday roast out and the beef is perfect and when you get home you both have a nap in front of a mid afternoon ITV film, maybe a Bond.

Daily Star

@dailystar

6 years

Britain's top sexual fantasy revealed – it'll surprise you

58

8

40

21

114

1K

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

5 years

You know when you've never really seen how big wolves are and then you see how big wolves are

16

408

1K

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

5 years

Harold Shipman had patients he didn't kill.

6

164

1K

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

Bottas yeeting himself into the marina whilst everyone else is kicking off is perfect

6

96

1K

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

7 months

Words cannot express truly the reaction I had when I opened the pictures in this reddit post. I urge you to read through and see them for yourself.

From the BestofRedditorUpdates community on Reddit: I [23f] created a 1:1 scale puppet version of...

Explore this post and more from the BestofRedditorUpdates community

www.reddit.com

80

221

1K

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

I mean, the people doing that conga are ridiculous for the obvious virus related reasons. But also, there's something fucking weird about a load of people doing a conga on a day of remembrance for the end of a horrible war where lots and lots of people were killed.

19

129

850

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

oh god the feets

Jorts (and Jean)

@JortsTheCat

3 years

Found the perfect spot in the hallway to meow all my loudest best songs

112

592

12K

2

18

684

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

top tory needs to get fucked

Dan Bloom

@danbloom1

2 years

Top Tory suggests NHS nurses should see their job as a 'vocation' instead of striking for better pay

750

596

723

16

119

677

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

"Nobody watches women's football"

Samantha Miller

@samantham7PD

2 years

Attendance at Northern Ireland verses England. #WEURO2022

3

8

57

11

64

606

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

4

79

597

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

I was roughly a similar age when I discovered dishwashers don't fill up with water. Genius comes in many forms.

What The F*** Facts

@WhatTheFFacts

10 years

Sir Isaac Newton was only 23 when he discovered the law of gravity.

2K

9K

40K

27

146

514

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 months

@__Beav genius campaigning strategy tbh

1

522

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

one like = one gif accompanied by a section of text from the "erotic" International Best Seller '50 Shades of Grey' (humour not guaranteed)

22

106

479

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

6 months

Make a two hour film of these, put it in the cinema and I'd pay money to go and watch it with a nice bottle of wine. Absolutely joyous.

SassyMétisChick

@SassyMetisChick

6 months

I will never get enough of his videos and the pure joy and beauty of these women!! He is a treasure!

2K

15K

117K

21

23

472

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

6 years

When I booked the table, I forgot I asked for a picture of Jeff Goldblum in the 'special requests'. WELL.

16

56

449

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

I think I've found what will become my most used gif

10

131

381

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

5 months

feel free to block me now because i will be referring to it as the genny lecs

11

55

396

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

@blundelo @jenzofan @JamesHarrisNow @LauraJayneW @curiousiguana Pooing is disrespectful and therefore banned until after the funeral

2

3

380

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 months

Dave's health nosedived this morning and we had to make the heartbreaking decision to say goodbye so that he'd longer be in pain. We're devastated. He was our little babby, our family, for the 4 years we looked after him he filled our home and hearts. I'll miss him so much.

174

1

381

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

It's quite low down the list of things that are important but that we'll now never get Sean Lock on Taskmaster fucking sucks

19

23

373

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

BBC Breaking News

@BBCBreaking

3 years

Prince Andrew loses military titles and patronages, and will no longer be called HRH

2K

3K

15K

2

76

348

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

If humiliation IS her thing then she must have been sopping at that lecturn

46

51

344

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

5 months

tbh I probably wouldn't ask for it back now

Poo Crave

@Poo_Crave

5 months

Timothée Chalamet’s wax figure has been stolen from Madame Tussauds London days after being erected.

1K

2K

85K

5

12

357

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

Allie Hodgkins-Brown

@AllieHBNews

4 years

Tuesday’s Daily MIRROR: “Worst Royal Crisis In 85 Years” #TomorrowsPapersToday

15

14

20

2

92

348

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 months

In amongst all the shite is this thread of good

On The Spot News

@ots_southport

3 months

This is how Southport responded. A group of around 100 members of the community are repairing damage to the local mosque, seen here rebuilding a wall. St Luke’s Road, last night strewn with rubble and debris, has already been cleared.

1K

8K

37K

0

46

331

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

🎵YOUNG MAN, THERE'S NO NEED TO FEEL DOWN, I SAID YOUNG MAN, PICK YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND🎵

7

197

298

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

“I’m a very wealthy man, Miss Steele, and I have expensive and absorbing hobbies.”

2

110

290

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

The Times and The Sunday Times

@thetimes

2 years

Prince and Princess Michael of Kent are stepping down from public life, with an official announcement expected in days

27

7

19

2

28

294

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

6 years

Getting married is also cool as fuck and produces excellent debut album photos.

121

0

279

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

I don't know who this twelve year old lad is on BBC right now but he seems to be a complete cunt.

15

22

275

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

5 years

THEY MADE A SEXY FAKE LADY LOCH NESS MONSTER TO LURE OUT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. I HAVE MANY QUESTIONS.

BBC Archive

@BBCArchive

5 years

#OnThisDay 1975: Blue Peter had a handmade honey trap for the Loch Ness monster in the studio.

16

97

267

17

70

270

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

How To Talk To A Woman Who Is Mainly Bees

9

176

265

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

6 years

You know how the past few months have been EXTREME STRESS and I had to go back into counselling and have had numerous panic attacks and had some bad times? HASN'T STOPPED YO GIRL GETTING A NEW JOB BY BEING UNANIMOUSLY CHOSEN BY A FOUR PERSON INTERVIEW PANEL AS THE BEST CANDIDATE

34

0

264

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

Yes, London, notorious for it's incredibly wide streets and Belarusian flags.

6

67

257

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

Where is this energy for the homeless

MyLondon

@myldn

2 years

London rail companies have spare trains sitting on platforms to allow mourners who miss the last train to sleep there overnight 💤

14

45

234

1

74

261

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

Campaigning to be Mayor of London and opting for a Peroni over a beer made by one of the many excellent breweries in London is it

Beau

@DrBeauBeaumont

4 years

The marketing teams at Peroni and Ray-Ban must just be holding their heads in their hands today.

16

15

155

14

33

261

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

Ah, LE CLASSIQUE

6

37

261

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

10 months

Rylan, Chiles, and now Kojey. Again we're being robbed of someone who would be fucking ace in a full series. #taskmaster

7

14

253

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

9 years

HELLO CAN I INTEREST YOU IN SOME SALAD http://t.co/W2ru09sYgT

6

270

226

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

STOP POSTING ABOUT OR THREATENING TO LEAVE TWITTER. POST ONE OF YOUR FAVOURITE MEMES INSTEAD

40

56

230

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 months

TOBLERONE, CLOCKS, SKIING, TAX EVASION, BEING BORING, YOUR LADS TOOK ONE HELL OF A BEATING

4

39

226

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

If you need a bunch of sentences to explain what your slogan actually means, your slogan is fucking shit.

Alex Wickham

@alexwickham

4 years

No10 issues statement explaining new slogan

1K

350

877

3

68

213

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

Canal controller's wife : "Hey you've been gone ages" Canal controller: "Boats stuck" Horrified wife: "What!?" Controller: *loads WD40 and gets back into dinghy* "Boats stuck"

0

44

216

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

THE SHARIF DON'T LIKE IT

7

33

207

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

We're doing the crossword

4

70

205

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

@jenzofan @JamesHarrisNow @LauraJayneW @curiousiguana There are a number of toilets for those in the queue to wee and queue though you might need to queue

1

2

191

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

“I’m glad it’s over and I don’t have to see him again. He was rather intimidating, you know.”

1

46

180

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

“He’s very driven, controlling, arrogant—scary, but very charismatic. I can understand the fascination,”

1

59

176

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

Oh hey guys, guess who's getting WIFED 😎👌

97

2

181

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

It’s a four-point harness with all the straps connecting to one central buckle. He tightens both of the upper straps, so I can hardly move.

1

55

179

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

I want to brush my teeth. I eye Christian’s toothbrush. It would be like having him in my mouth.

2

42

173

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

Do you ever sit in your home and look around and then feel COMPLETELY overwhelmed with untidiness but don't know where to start.

33

7

183

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

Absolute whiplash second edit

9

44

177

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

GUYS THE GREEN KNIGHT IS ON PRIME

7

16

170

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

Lots of regions rebuilt with EU money voting leave. I can't even begin to fathom what the fuck is going on there.

23

192

162

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

1 year

5pm: Me going to the pub 11pm: Me "leaving" the pub

0

24

167

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

6 years

To the woman on my train to London who pulled a wine glass and a massive box of red wine out from her backpack, I salute you.

11

12

164

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

5 years

SUE. YOU'RE SHOUTING AT TEA.

Yorkshire Tea

@YorkshireTea

5 years

@sulaAlice Sue, you're shouting at tea. Please do look after yourself and try to be kind to others. We're going to mute you now.

2K

8K

56K

7

31

162

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

IMAGINE

14

35

164

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 months

Well I imagine America is going to react entirely sensibly to all this

6

22

164

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

Rewatching Bly Manor, obviously an absolute banger of a TV show but I'd completely forgotten about the meal of shepherd's pie with chips and SALAD? SALAD? WITH SHEPHERD'S PIE? Don't @ me if you have salad with shepherd's pie you fucking wrongun.

9

2

160

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

@AldiUK I was first in the queue but there was a spillage on the floor which needed mopping up. Someone opened a new counter so five people went over there, but then the person who was six people behind me pushed me into the mint display and got served first. or something.

3

0

163

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

On the same theme of TV shows no one else has ever heard of, animated films no one else has ever heard of. ANIMALYMPICS FANS UNITE

47

9

156

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

Compare and contrast 😂

5

26

155

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

My cat is an idiot.

13

17

155

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

#Wimbledon

2

94

137

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

“Do you play?” I point my chin at the piano. “Yes.” “Well?” “Yes.” “Of course you do. Is there anything you can’t do well?”

2

36

134

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

5 years

Anyone who doesn't vaccinate their kids is thick as mince. I won't hear any bullshit about how we have to understand why they choose to not vaccinate. Thick as mince. Mince. Farmfoods mince.

4

21

140

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

@SmoothDunk The addition of hash browns improve any sandwich

6

3

142

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

😎 See

40

0

139

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

1 month

40

57

1

140

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

WE'RE NOT CALLED GREAT BRITAIN BECAUSE WE DID SOMETHING AWESOME, DICKHEADS. 'PUTTING THE GREAT INTO GREAT BRITAIN' MEANT ADDING MORE ISLANDS

9

94

120

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

Still not divorced after four years 👍

21

0

136

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

Everything Everywhere All At Once is Absolutely Fucking Incredible. I've never seen anything like it and I had high expectations going in. I am beside myself.

5

7

131

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

My husband is over halfway through the Great North Run. I've given myself indigestion by not sitting up properly whilst I eat a maccys double cheeseburger.

4

0

129

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

❤️ ⚡ Fu Yuanhui is the most GIF-worthy swimmer in Rio

0

62

125

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

6 months

John Virgo is a rum and coke away from calling them both 'useless fucking chancers' #WorldSnookerChampionship

3

6

134

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 months

I literally found out on tiktok this morning that they weren't even in the same country doing this. Elijah could only hear interview questions on an earpiece and so merry and pippin decided to fuck with him and you know what, fair play I admire it. Those are their real names yes.

kevin l. lee

@Klee_FilmReview

2 months

This one. Always this one.

37

2K

11K

4

18

132

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

6 years

What a morning

2

57

126

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

So many questions cloud my mind. Why? How? When? How often? Who?

1

30

123

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

9 years

"All my life my mother told me the storm was coming - Judgment Day, the beginning of a war between man and machines." http://t.co/RTrJlhPbKp

9

205

124

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

Obligatory birthday toilet selfie. Not bad for an old twat x

57

0

126

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

5 years

You've outlined three special days you get to have in one tweet. Wedding anniversary (same sex marriage is still illegal in so many places), mothers day (same sex couples adopting is still illegal in so many places) and you literally said its your birthday. so shut the fuck up

3

17

126

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

The Muppets (2011) is a better musical film than La La Land (2016). I'll take no further questions at this time.

12

8

128

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

@voraciousbrain @tauriqmoosa @lostblackboy 100% (please ignore my washing)

3

0

119

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

5 years

Fucking prick

New York Post

@nypost

5 years

New research finds Jupiter is flinging asteroids at Earth

2K

3K

11K

4

16

121

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

Happy two year anniversary to the best wedding photo of me and him I could have hoped for.

11

0

123

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

8 years

The pressure is building slowly, inexorably inside me … oh my .

1

30

113

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

4 years

Haven't stopped blaming the government for the first one yet tbh

Kevin Hollinrake MP

@kevinhollinrake

4 years

Hope these people don’t blame the government if there’s a 2nd spike

6K

3K

19K

0

16

113

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

27 days

Wuthering Heights? Been done, make live action 'The Raccoons' you fucking cowards.

6

24

118

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

1 year

@IamHappyToast Theres one small pothole window at the front the craft, Home plate sized

5

0

115

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

3 years

And so, the longest time my nan and granddad were away from each other in over 60+ years was this past seven weeks. He passed early this morning. At least this time I knew it was coming, but having both grandparents go within weeks of each other fucking breaks my heart.

67

0

113

oooOOOooorbette

@orbette

2 years

GUTEN MORGEN

3

0

111