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@Pr0fM2

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MatchdayCPFC

@MatchdayCPFC

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Who’s got that one Crystal Palace moment?

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You just know they rehearsed that cringe shit in a GC beforehand

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@FCB_Argentine

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Streets will never Forget this 😭😭

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Fuck Guehi Pickford and Palmer then I guess

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Only 2 England players that can say they had a good Euros ❤️

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@cam_cpfc8854215 Hello Cam, this is brilliant 😂. Can we use this? We will give you full credit

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It’s “all you can eat” till a real nigga walks in

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@iamcobbina

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Went to a Brazilian Steakhouse buffet and they refused to serve me anymore.

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Twitter gonna think Mainoo had a great time cause he’s green 😂

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@centregoals

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England line up’s ratings vs Iceland tonight 😳

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@Pr0fM2

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When they pay the 50m then find out it comes with a hidden package to pay 80m + buy the Sainsburys

TPW News

@TPWNewsHQ

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🚨🇫🇷 Crystal Palace are demanding their asking price in full for Michael Olise as Bayern Munich try to close a deal. Bayern have now discovered that the initial £43 million needed to open talks then increases to around £50 million to actually buy him. [Alan Nixon] #CPFC

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Actually crying 😭😭

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@JOGOBONlTO How does one do 2? Is 3 not the minimum

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Can Haaland do this?

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@Squawka

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Haaland 5-4 Mateta

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@CapitisMors @iamcobbina Tears she wanted your organs

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@Politeofficia1 If you don’t understand English don’t reply to my tweets you dumb cunt

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Mateta Wing - Edouard striker Do you man get it?

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Brendan Cobbina

@iamcobbina

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When you accidentally make eye contact with a woman doing Sumo Squats right in front of you:

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That França smile when he heard his chant 😭😭 all cute and shit

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@Pr0fM2

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“Useless” “Worthless” “Ghanaian” My Glorious King Jordan Ayew is at the top where he belongs

Premier League

@premierleague

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The specialists of 2023 ✨

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@ftbl419 They’re doing too much to try enter the American race discussions

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Talking Goat prem strikers before battle and Abu Taymiyyah joins in

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@youdaman85

9 months

I think it’s time to send all the diaspora kids back home and fight for our sea. We goin start with all the ones who have podcast and the rappers.

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Watching Ed, Ebs and Eddie fail to shoot on target

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@Politeofficia1 Point me to where I insulted him

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Things I would do for him to be ours

Lega Serie A

@SerieA_EN

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Mou 😉

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@ftbl419 Did you see the vid about the “mixed race people in England are white not black”

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D.O.C

@darwinchvz320

1 year

Name 2 players that are almost as good as each other but have wildly different reputations.

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😂😂😂29 times 😂😂 take the 50 million and RUN

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@kentpalace If I don’t acknowledge it didn’t happen

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@Pr0fM2

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You’re at City now son, work that ball to the byline and cut back

City Report

@cityreport_

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Savio: “My playing style is that of a Brazilian who likes to take on opponents, to be joyful, play joyful football with one-on-ones, providing assists - taking on opponents, being happy and getting the crowd on their feet.” 🤩🇧🇷

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@iamcobbina It’s funny cause half that money might still be coming from that photo where he cropped out his mates 😭I swear it resurfaces every 2 weeks

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Guys panicking like we ain’t got Eze Mateta Olise waiting to come in

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Watching Matheus França try copy Olises moves

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@LukaCPFC_ He’s Palace. Tbf he doesn’t even seem like the type to follow football like that so I’m surprised he was livetweeting during championship days 😂

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Pure profit, feel like a Chelsea fan

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@FabrizioRomano

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🟠🐺 Sam Johnstone signs in today as new Wolves player on £10m deal from Crystal Palace. Medical completed on Wednesday.

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No more ‘absolutely cinched it’

Five Year Plan 🦅

@FYPFanzine

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Palace’s sponsorship deal with Cinch comes to an end this season. Will be interesting to see who replaces them.

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@Big44_ Can’t she go claim jamaican/spanish like she used to

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wtf I know everyone’s said it but this is literally Wilf

The Palace Way

@ThePalaceWay

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🔥 Keep an eye on Asher Agbinone at this tour... he's an insane talent in Palace's academy. Left wing, right wing, striker - he can play everywhere. Just watch 👇 #CPFC | @cpfcloucs

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@Pr0fM2

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I’m actually crying

Will🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇷

@CPFCWiII

1 year

😍😍😍This has to get spammed on the oppositions full time posts 😂

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Just seen Soule moving to a bird in Herne Hill Morley’s

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Adam Wharton:

TPW News

@TPWNewsHQ

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🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Congratulations to Ebere Eze, Dean Henderson and Marc Guéhi for getting called up to the @England squad.

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@Pr0fM2

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Getting a Bayern top when he’s announced

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@Plettigoal

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🚨🔴 🆕 DONE DEAL | Michael #Olise will join FC Bayern! ➡️ Total agreement with Crystal Palace has been reached now ➡️ Contract probably until 2029 ➡️ Bayern will pay around €60m in transfer fees! Verbal agreement with the 22 y/o winger was done as reported via

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@Pr0fM2

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Multiple trips, restaurant flicks and a bunch of designer

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@only1lf

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Stay away from the lifestyle females mandem

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Sessegnon on a lime bike snatching phones in central as an announcement >>>

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@LyesBouzidi10 Wonderful day

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@Big44_ I know the adeers were dissing him 😭😭

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Come palace bro we’re getting the domestic treble

CentreGoals.

@centregoals

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❌ Bundesliga ❌ Champions League ❌ DFB Pokal 30-year-old Harry Kane goes another season without lifting a trophy... 🫠

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Crystal Palace have 5, yes FIVE, players worth over £100m 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Henderson 🇬🇭 Schlupp 🇬🇭 Ayew 🇳🇱 Riedewald 🇧🇷 Franca

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This propaganda is crazy if Dean put in that same performance he’d be getting slagged

Crystal Palace F.C.

@CPFC

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👉 @samjohnstone 👈 #CPFC | #EVECRY

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@iamcobbina The eggs aren’t raw

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why did vieira get sacked I looked at the league table

Sky Sports Premier League

@SkySportsPL

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BREAKING! Burnley have been relegated from the Premier League ⚠

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Fanbase losing their mind cause nusa isn’t as good as Olise 😂 who in the world is bar a few?

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@osowxvyy good interaction bait but if you actually believe what you said you’re not right in the head

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Just dropped to my knees in Sainsburys

Crystal Palace F.C.

@CPFC

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🤌 #CPFC | #CRYAVL

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Wtf even happened man gotta atleast test the keeper

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@v3leedsinfidel @cam_cpfc8854215 Please give me pep passing back and sideways in robotic pattern before eventual cutback and tap in 🤓

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ParishOut this and that… blah blah blah where were you diaper babies when we finished 8th in the 4th division ‘59/60 😪

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@iamcobbina The tongues always out

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Waa a regular in the bundesliga and had 2nd most pass to assists before we nabbed him btw

TPW News

@TPWNewsHQ

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Crystal Palace might consider loaning Jesurun Rak-Sakyi and Naouirou Ahamada in the January transfer window if an impressive offer comes in, according to the Evening Standard. Via @MrDomSmith #CPFC

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Hope Glasner goes with Ozoh instead of hughes going forward

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When I say “swear” or “fairs” twice and they’re still talking

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@HappyPunch

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Cristiano Ronaldo is thrilled to be sitting next to Conor McGregor 💀

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@TEND1NH0 UK beasts will be there no matter what

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Ahamada soon they’ll learn they were wrong about you

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Rinse them for that money they wanted to drop on Caicedo

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

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🔴 ‘Adam Wharton is a player Liverpool like and have followed previously. They continue to follow him despite him only recently moving to Crystal Palace.’ @AnfieldSector #CPFC

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Oh nah I was tweaking why’d I get on to my boy like that

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Watching Matheus França try copy Olises moves

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Ahamada shoulda stayed

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I need Olise to stay man. Love him more than my future wife

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Wasted a year not sending him to championship

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@EdmundBrack

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Asked Oliver Glasner about Jesurun Rak-Sakyi today and how far away he was from being involved: OG: “The situation is that we all agree with Eze, Olise and Mateta, it’s three amazing players in a really good shape. “Ebs scores goals. JP scores goals. Michael scores goals and

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If we fumbled Glasner we should be auto-relegated

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Yea yea show us don’t tell us

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

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👀🗣️ Glasner Pre-Game to Austrian newspaper Kronen Zeitung: “Sorry that it was a little later than agreed, but I just had a long phone call with the sports director. There’s a lot going on – wow!” @Sport_Witness #CPFC

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@iamcobbina This is like one of them documentaries where the hood guy is reformed and tryna tell the yutes it’s not worth it

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Beaky chatting to the team

Drizzy 🦅

@DrizzyCPFC

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‘Steve Parish was seen going into the tunnel after the game towards the changing room’ @SkySportsNews #CPFC

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Nah bro mans just seen Wharton in da provisional squad who tf is that blud? Dem man r racist for not picking Mainoo

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@Pr0fM2

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@EyeoftheSniper @iamcobbina Salah has scored a freekick before or at least 1 I remember him scoring for Egypt. Pretty sure he’s referring to Mbappe as I’ve never seen him score one

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From tomorrow we as a fanbase need to run Eze prop. Social media perception helps rise price

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@Pr0fM2

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If I’m at the barbers I expect 3 things: Shit football takes Inhumane racism The back of my head to get gripsed up

“CLASSY” FRED BLASSIE

@megantheevalium

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what it’s like getting your hair cut in logan square

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They tryna come for us stable home boys now

Speed Point Ngcobo

@ZeeRight

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Boys who grew up in two parent households always grow up to be the worst, most inconsiderate, narcissistic partners.

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Only a BLACK would put buga sauce on fish and chips

Brendan Cobbina

@iamcobbina

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This is not fackin good WAKE THE FACK UP

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Fair we made at least what 150mil and spent about 30?

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@SWPalace

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Soulé takes us higher

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Forget signings, The Crystals put in their best performance yesterday

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Crying tears of joy at 00:41

Fabrizio Romano

@FabrizioRomano

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🔴🔵🦅 Crystal Palace are expected to part ways with Roy Hodgson after very positive talks with Oliver Glasner. Glasner wants the job, more to follow on contract and details today. ⤵️⏳

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Respect man respect!!

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@iamcobbina Delete the apps and physically go get it. You either won’t get it or at least you’ve walked there and back

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They told me Mitrovic was gonna bully Guehi 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@YourBoyJemz I’m nooooticing

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Just seen a video of Olise speaking French and he speaks it in an English accent

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Finally love football again and the seasons ending

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@ZakKnowsBall 12th is a facade we’re literally 3 points ahead of the drop with an extra game played. Sacking Vieira isn’t the problem it’s the Roy Hodgson links

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Yer son doesn’t have two-factor authentication on his Twitter account

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@CPFC

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Derby day? Don’t beg it

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If it’s us I’ll commit

mufcmpb

@mufcMPB

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🚨 Some English clubs are interested in signing Mason Greenwood, as well as Spanish clubs. #MUFC [ @FabrizioRomano via @UnitedStandMUFC ]

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Cam, Geezy, p4ulreed discussing Young Sheldon s6

george🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

@francalover

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@Pr0fM2 young sheldon is class

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Nella Rose fairs in 7 years time Tendinho will be on here ffs

sᴜᴘᴇʀ ᴛᴠ

@superTV247

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🚨 BREAKING 🚨 THE 2023 JUNGLE LINEUP 🐛 Jamie-Lynn Spears Marvin Humes Nella Rose Josie Gibson Danielle Harold Sam Thompson Nigel Farage Tony Bellew Nick Pickard Fred Sirieix Frankie Dettori Grace Dent #ImACeleb begins Sunday 19th Nov at 9pm on ITV1!

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Super league with the WWE Storylines era was top 5 FT moments

cmbftbl

@cmbftbl

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Bring back the 2021 Super League memes

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Schlupp after getting no credit for his assist

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Jes Rak-Sakyi I’ll be so real my brother… not too late for freshers

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“You’re mature for your age”

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@TEND1NH0

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Your curtain call is now bucko @emprivate931

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This is what they stank up my mentions for 😂

FosseHub

@FosseHub

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🔵Matias Soule agent Martin Guastadisegno : '' He didn’t want to even listen to Leicester City proposal. He does have a dream of playing in the Premier League, as more or less everyone does now, but not going to any old club. He didn’t want to join a team that has no sporting